Current Events > Eric Trump: There's no one that's done more for Christianity than Donald Trump.

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DirkDiggles
09/11/22 6:39:30 PM
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I can name a few......

Trump would most likely be Judas.

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Pizza
09/11/22 6:40:04 PM
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As a Christian, how?

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FigureOfSpeech
09/11/22 6:41:27 PM
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eric trump: I exist. Pleeeeease be aware of that

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tremain07
09/11/22 6:44:14 PM
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He's absolutely correct, no one has shown how different the Christianity republicans worship is from the real thing and how proud they are of it. If Jesus ever came back and saw this shit he'd be so angry they'd mistake him for Satan, Jesus despised motherfuckers like them.

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Trumble
09/11/22 6:56:33 PM
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Probably concluded that it's too much effort.


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Solar_Crimson
09/11/22 7:01:05 PM
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tremain07 posted...
He's absolutely correct, no one has shown how different the Christianity republicans worship is from the real thing and how proud they are of it. If Jesus ever came back and saw this shit he'd be so angry they'd mistake him for Satan, Jesus despised motherfuckers like them.


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Strider102
09/11/22 7:31:55 PM
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tremain07 posted...
He's absolutely correct, no one has shown how different the Christianity republicans worship is from the real thing and how proud they are of it. If Jesus ever came back and saw this shit he'd be so angry they'd mistake him for Satan, Jesus despised motherfuckers like them.

I imagine upon seeing this Jesus would just say "Dad, it's time. Destroy everything, they're a lost cause."

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hockeybub89
09/11/22 7:36:53 PM
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Still confused how there are actual human beings who think the host of The Apprentice is the single greatest person in the history of history.

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DarkBuster22904
09/11/22 7:41:20 PM
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Biblical signs of the Antichrist:

1. A man

2. Will arise from a "Restored Rome" (biblical scholars take this to mean a western empire)

3. A powerful politician

4. Will assume the role of a spiritual leader, and will liken himself to god/Jesus

5. A liar who will nonetheless be believed by the masses

6. Will emblazon the mark of the beast in red on the foreheads of his faithful

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/8/1/AAOdzqAADqip.jpg

Trump is the antichrist confirmed

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Lord_Shadow
09/11/22 7:46:20 PM
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Jesus Christ

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PiOverlord
09/11/22 7:46:35 PM
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DarkBuster22904 posted...
Biblical signs of the Antichrist:

1. A man

2. Will arise from a "Restored Rome" (biblical scholars take this to mean a western empire)

3. A powerful politician

4. Will assume the role of a spiritual leader, and will liken himself to god/Jesus

5. A liar who will nonetheless be believed by the masses

6. Will emblazon the mark of the beast in red on the foreheads of his faithful

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/8/1/AAOdzqAADqip.jpg

Trump is the antichrist confirmed
Nah, I'm pretty sure we're not supposed to know who the Anti-Christ is because they aren't nearly as divisive as Trump. I don't think any president can ever be the anti-christ as only a small minority of the living is supposed to be against the Anti-Christ during the end-times.

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Robot2600
09/11/22 7:49:01 PM
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i was gonna say he wasn't but you make a good point.

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DarkBuster22904
09/11/22 7:51:51 PM
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PiOverlord posted...
Nah, I'm pretty sure we're not supposed to know who the Anti-Christ is because they aren't nearly as divisive as Trump. I don't think any president can ever be the anti-christ as only a small minority of the living is supposed to be against the Anti-Christ during the end-times.
If you ask any of the Big Lie folks, it IS only a small minority supposedly against him.

Which means the prophecy would still be true. From a certain point of view </obiwan>

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Strider102
09/12/22 6:30:33 PM
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The Anti-Christ is supposed to be loved by everyone, which is why it's so easy for him to get people to believe in him and do whatever he sa...

Oh...

Oh god....

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DarkRoast
09/12/22 6:32:49 PM
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Trump for sure doesn't believe in any god. He probably thinks of himself as one.

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Ruvan22
09/12/22 6:40:30 PM
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FigureOfSpeech posted...
eric trump: I exist. Pleeeeease be aware of that

Is he the younger one they had play with blocks on SNL sketches?
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