Current Events > What are your pre date rituals?

Topic List	Page List: 1
AloneIBreak 08/27/22 11:38:16 AM #1:	I get nervous and throw up three or four times, how about you? --- As long as politics is the shadow cast on society by big business, the attenuation of the shadow will not change the substance. Libertarian socialist. <cite>AloneIBreak posted [p:967609362] in What are y... [t:80144494]...</cite> <quote>I get nervous and throw up three or four times, how about you? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
InTheEyesOfFire 08/27/22 11:40:28 AM #2:	queues up scene from Something About Mary --- "Oh man would you just shut up already, how come all you sword guys have to talk about how cool your swords are?" <cite>InTheEyesOfFire posted [p:967609397] in What are y... [t:80144494]...</cite> <quote>queues up scene from Something About Mary </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HANGtheDJ_86 08/27/22 12:00:54 PM #3:	Swallowing the post brushing toothpaste foam to achieve extra long lasting fresh breath --- Stay snugged <cite>HANGtheDJ_86 posted [p:967609774] in What are y... [t:80144494]...</cite> <quote>Swallowing the post brushing toothpaste foam to achieve extra long lasting fresh breath</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bladegash 08/27/22 12:01:48 PM #4:	Tongue stretches --- Snappin necks & Cashin checks <cite>bladegash posted [p:967609782] in What are y... [t:80144494]...</cite> <quote>Tongue stretches</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AloneIBreak 08/27/22 6:56:57 PM #5:	Welp, its almost time and the nerves are kicking in. --- As long as politics is the shadow cast on society by big business, the attenuation of the shadow will not change the substance. Libertarian socialist. <cite>AloneIBreak posted [p:967617449] in What are y... [t:80144494]...</cite> <quote>Welp, its almost time and the nerves are kicking in. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
#6	Post #6 was unavailable or deleted.
Trumble 08/27/22 6:57:36 PM #7:	Always take a dump beforehand so you don't have to take one during the date. --- If you ban Trumbles, only bad guys will have Trumbles. http://error1355.com/ce/Trumble.html <cite>Trumble posted [p:967617459] in What are y... [t:80144494]...</cite> <quote>Always take a dump beforehand so you don't have to take one during the date.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 08/27/22 6:59:28 PM #8:	Cover myself in shit and chase the ducks at the park --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs <cite>Turbam posted [p:967617482] in What are y... [t:80144494]...</cite> <quote>Cover myself in shit and chase the ducks at the park</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
haloiscoolisbak 08/27/22 7:00:21 PM #9:	A shower, a beer to calm the nerves if it's an evening date, obsessively making sure my breath smells okay, and ironing my clothes I guess --- Started from the bottom now we here <cite>haloiscoolisbak posted [p:967617503] in What are y... [t:80144494]...</cite> <quote>A shower, a beer to calm the nerves if it's an evening date, obsessively making sure my breath smells okay, and ironing my clothes I guess </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hayame_Zero 08/27/22 7:00:34 PM #10:	Chug a coffee or a beer for a social crutch --- ...I think I'm done here... <cite>Hayame_Zero posted [p:967617507] in What are y... [t:80144494]...</cite> <quote>Chug a coffee or a beer for a social crutch</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
haloiscoolisbak 08/27/22 7:01:35 PM #11:	Hayame_Zero posted... Chug a coffee or a beer for a social crutch Caffeine just makes me more anxious before them lol --- Started from the bottom now we here <cite>haloiscoolisbak posted [p:967617531] in What are y... [t:80144494]...</cite> <quote>Hayame_Zero posted... </cite><quote>Chug a coffee or a beer for a social crutch</quote>Caffeine just makes me more anxious before them lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Heartomaton 08/27/22 7:03:05 PM #12:	Don't have any beyond making my hair look presentable, but that doesn't take long. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. <cite>Heartomaton posted [p:967617557] in What are y... [t:80144494]...</cite> <quote>Don't have any beyond making my hair look presentable, but that doesn't take long.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AloneIBreak 08/27/22 7:05:46 PM #13:	Hayame_Zero posted... Chug a coffee or a beer for a social crutch I did both of these. Went to the gym to burn off some nervous energy, then came home and had a shower beer. Then I got tired so I hammered some cold brew. --- As long as politics is the shadow cast on society by big business, the attenuation of the shadow will not change the substance. Libertarian socialist. <cite>AloneIBreak posted [p:967617610] in What are y... [t:80144494]...</cite> <quote>Hayame_Zero posted... </cite><quote>Chug a coffee or a beer for a social crutch</quote>I did both of these. Went to the gym to burn off some nervous energy, then came home and had a shower beer. Then I got tired so I hammered some cold brew. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MedeaLysistrata 08/27/22 7:06:59 PM #14:	try on the new outfit I bought https://youtu.be/JwqeyOc-VcU --- Please join the 100 Presidents community board and contribute to the project! <cite>MedeaLysistrata posted [p:967617635] in What are y... [t:80144494]...</cite> <quote>try on the new outfit I boughthttps://youtu.be/JwqeyOc-VcU</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
#15	Post #15 was unavailable or deleted.
Returning_CEmen 08/27/22 7:11:12 PM #16:	Make sure my breath smells fresh. If Im feeling nervous Ill take some ashwagandha --- Genius, Thousandaire, Playboy, Philanthropist <cite>Returning_CEmen posted [p:967617741] in What are y... [t:80144494]...</cite> <quote>Make sure my breath smells fresh. If Im feeling nervous Ill take some ashwagandha</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
littlebro07 08/27/22 7:21:50 PM #17:	Masturbate Shower Shave Brush teeth Masturbate again Masturbate again Spray on cologne Put clothes on Masturbate again --- https://i.imgtc.com/MGGa6Os.gif <cite>littlebro07 posted [p:967617966] in What are y... [t:80144494]...</cite> <quote>MasturbateShowerShaveBrush teethMasturbate againMasturbate againSpray on colognePut clothes onMasturbate again</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
haloiscoolisbak 08/27/22 7:30:23 PM #18:	littlebro07 posted... Masturbate Shower Shave Brush teeth Masturbate again Masturbate again Spray on cologne Put clothes on Masturbate again I never got the masturbate before a date theory. It puts me in a tired/don't give a fuck mood, and makes me not really care about connecting with someone I understand if you get to the bedroom you'll be able to last longer, but it's hard to get there when you're not in the mood to connect because you've blown a load two hours ago --- Started from the bottom now we here <cite>haloiscoolisbak posted [p:967618162] in What are y... [t:80144494]...</cite> <quote>littlebro07 posted... </cite><quote>MasturbateShowerShaveBrush teethMasturbate againMasturbate againSpray on colognePut clothes onMasturbate again</quote>I never got the masturbate before a date theory. It puts me in a tired/don't give a fuck mood, and makes me not really care about connecting with someone I understand if you get to the bedroom you'll be able to last longer, but it's hard to get there when you're not in the mood to connect because you've blown a load two hours ago </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Naysaspace 08/27/22 7:32:04 PM #19:	clean my apartment for the first time in 3 months just in case. --most people who live alone. don't even lie. Not even just men, women too. <cite>Naysaspace posted [p:967618203] in What are y... [t:80144494]...</cite> <quote>clean my apartment for the first time in 3 months just in case.--most people who live alone. don't even lie. Not even just men, women too.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
haloiscoolisbak 08/27/22 7:32:41 PM #20:	Naysaspace posted... clean my apartment for the first time in 3 months just in case. --most people who live alone. don't even lie. Not even just men, women too. Oh definitely this lol --- Started from the bottom now we here <cite>haloiscoolisbak posted [p:967618218] in What are y... [t:80144494]...</cite> <quote>Naysaspace posted... </cite><quote>clean my apartment for the first time in 3 months just in case.--most people who live alone. don't even lie. Not even just men, women too.</quote>Oh definitely this lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bad_Mojo 08/27/22 7:34:32 PM #21:	I dont shower until Ive taken a crap that day --- https://i.imgtc.com/hQ5SuG6.gif https://i.imgtc.com/QrhAq36.gif https://i.imgtc.com/Yjov9DU.gif <cite>Bad_Mojo posted [p:967618259] in What are y... [t:80144494]...</cite> <quote>I dont shower until Ive taken a crap that day </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NoxObscuras 08/27/22 7:36:10 PM #22:	Seems like TC already left for his date, but good luck anyway! Hope it goes well! And my pre-date ritual is to quickly try to memorize some questions, just in case there's an awkward silence. But then when the awkward silence actually happens, I can't remember the questions. Works every time! --- PSN - NoxObscuras Z490 \| i9-10900K \| EVGA 3080 FTW3 Ultra \| 32GB DDR4 3600 \| 4TB SSD <cite>NoxObscuras posted [p:967618299] in What are y... [t:80144494]...</cite> <quote>Seems like TC already left for his date, but good luck anyway! Hope it goes well!And my pre-date ritual is to quickly try to memorize some questions, just in case there's an awkward silence. But then when the awkward silence actually happens, I can't remember the questions. Works every time!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bad_Mojo 08/27/22 7:39:40 PM #23:	Ohhhh, date. Thought you said per DAY --- https://i.imgtc.com/hQ5SuG6.gif https://i.imgtc.com/QrhAq36.gif https://i.imgtc.com/Yjov9DU.gif <cite>Bad_Mojo posted [p:967618376] in What are y... [t:80144494]...</cite> <quote>Ohhhh, date. Thought you said per DAY</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DespondentDeity 08/27/22 7:39:55 PM #24:	[LFAQs-redacted-quote] this cracked me up --- SHE: In black of night, a die is cast, heavens overflow with stars HER: All is light, all is ash, you must become just as you are <cite>DespondentDeity posted [p:967618383] in What are y... [t:80144494]...</cite> <quote><cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> this cracked me up</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 08/27/22 7:40:39 PM #25:	I've still never been on a typical date, despite being 34 and being with 15ish women in my life --- Common sense said you can common my sense, ifyaknowwhatimeanwinkwink -smackems- some dudette named JimCarrysToe <cite>Smackems posted [p:967618398] in What are y... [t:80144494]...</cite> <quote>I've still never been on a typical date, despite being 34 and being with 15ish women in my life</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
haloiscoolisbak 08/27/22 7:42:04 PM #26:	Smackems posted... I've still never been on a typical date, despite being 34 and being with 15ish women in my life If you can get by without them more power to you. I find them stressful but a necessary evil --- Started from the bottom now we here <cite>haloiscoolisbak posted [p:967618432] in What are y... [t:80144494]...</cite> <quote>Smackems posted... </cite><quote>I've still never been on a typical date, despite being 34 and being with 15ish women in my life</quote>If you can get by without them more power to you. I find them stressful but a necessary evil </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Naysaspace 08/27/22 7:45:03 PM #27:	haloiscoolisbak posted... Oh definitely this lol you've never used a cleaner bathroom than the one at your date's house when she/he brings you over for the first time. <cite>Naysaspace posted [p:967618495] in What are y... [t:80144494]...</cite> <quote>haloiscoolisbak posted... </cite><quote>Oh definitely this lol</quote>you've never used a cleaner bathroom than the one at your date's house when she/he brings you over for the first time. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bladegash 08/27/22 7:45:47 PM #28:	haloiscoolisbak posted... I never got the masturbate before a date theory. It puts me in a tired/don't give a fuck mood, and makes me not really care about connecting with someone I understand if you get to the bedroom you'll be able to last longer, but it's hard to get there when you're not in the mood to connect because you've blown a load two hours ago You can actually train your body to not feel like that. Your brain gets used to a certain amount of dopamine and endorphins (for plenty of things, not just sex) and so when you reach a certain amount, you naturally become angry or downed bc your brain thinks it doesnt need anymore happiness or good feels and offsets itself. You can start to have multiple amazingly huge orgasms on the daily, and for non sex stuff you can train yourself to be affectionate and happy at even the worst times. And I'm not talking just happy, im talking the sky is the limit for making your brain produce heaps of dopamine/enorphins/oxytocin/etc. Some would be shocked. --- Snappin necks & Cashin checks <cite>bladegash posted [p:967618510] in What are y... [t:80144494]...</cite> <quote>haloiscoolisbak posted... </cite><quote>I never got the masturbate before a date theory. It puts me in a tired/don't give a fuck mood, and makes me not really care about connecting with someone I understand if you get to the bedroom you'll be able to last longer, but it's hard to get there when you're not in the mood to connect because you've blown a load two hours ago</quote>You can actually train your body to not feel like that. Your brain gets used to a certain amount of dopamine and endorphins (for plenty of things, not just sex) and so when you reach a certain amount, you naturally become angry or downed bc your brain thinks it doesnt need anymore happiness or good feels and offsets itself.You can start to have multiple amazingly huge orgasms on the daily, and for non sex stuff you can train yourself to be affectionate and happy at even the worst times. And I'm not talking just happy, im talking the sky is the limit for making your brain produce heaps of dopamine/enorphins/oxytocin/etc. Some would be shocked.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AloneIBreak 08/27/22 10:45:44 PM #29:	Well, I think it went well enough. She didnt immediately unmatch and block my number at least. --- As long as politics is the shadow cast on society by big business, the attenuation of the shadow will not change the substance. Libertarian socialist. <cite>AloneIBreak posted [p:967621769] in What are y... [t:80144494]...</cite> <quote>Well, I think it went well enough. She didnt immediately unmatch and block my number at least. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Topic List	Page List: 1

Current Events > What are your pre date rituals? (+) Yeah! (+)

Current Events > What are your pre date rituals?