Current Events > How are gorillas so strong when they don't work out?

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LeoRavus
08/25/22 7:57:03 AM
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They don't even live in the trees. They just sit on the ground all day eating


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DoctorPiranha3
08/25/22 7:59:35 AM
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Blessed genetics
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Naysaspace
08/25/22 8:01:42 AM
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Because of their fur
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Ivynn
08/25/22 8:02:46 AM
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They don't even eat meat. How do you get swole on leaves

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Slayerblade11
08/25/22 8:03:28 AM
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They become jacked and strong as fuck just from eating planets and sleeping all day. Meanwhile a human needs to consume a ton of protein and lift heavy objects day in and day out for only a fraction of the strength.
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DoctorPiranha3
08/25/22 8:07:30 AM
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Slayerblade11 posted...
They become jacked and strong as fuck just from eating planets and sleeping all day. Meanwhile a human needs to consume a ton of protein and lift heavy objects day in and day out for only a fraction of the strength.
The human brain requires a lot fuel
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MisterPengy
08/25/22 8:53:17 AM
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Slayerblade11 posted...
They become jacked and strong as fuck just from eating planets and sleeping all day

No, that's Galactus, we're talking about gorillas.

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ZevLoveDOOM
08/25/22 8:54:53 AM
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they eat plants?

pff, what a bunch of nerds...
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Heartomaton
08/25/22 9:00:41 AM
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I don't know, but a better question is how the makers of Gorilla Glue are able to harvest that strength to infuse into their products.

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crayola555
08/25/22 9:06:10 AM
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They weigh like 1500 lbs

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Alteres
08/25/22 9:12:54 AM
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crayola555 posted...
They weigh like 1500 lbs
up to 440 lb for a big male

so, no

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Turtlebread
08/25/22 9:13:32 AM
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I bet theyre juiced as fuck

no way can they be that strong naturally

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SSJ2GrimReaper
08/25/22 9:14:54 AM
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imagine being that strong but having a small dinker

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MisterPengy
08/25/22 9:24:51 AM
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SSJ2GrimReaper posted...
imagine being that strong but having a small dinker

Male bodybuilders: Thanks to steroids, I've accomplished half of that!

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Cobra1010
08/25/22 10:18:50 AM
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They put all their skill points on the strength tree.


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JKwaffle
08/25/22 10:19:49 AM
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They just work out when you're not looking.

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Tote_All_
08/25/22 10:22:03 AM
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DoctorPiranha3 posted...
The human brain requires a lot fuel

Can you show us the numbers?

Spoilers: He can't.
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R1masher
08/25/22 10:37:44 AM
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Pretty sure its their testosterone, could probably buy it online if you look

youre welcome

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