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St0rmFury
08/23/22 10:20:32 PM
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https://gfycat.com/unfoldedashamedisabellinewheatear

Ouch...

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Godshammer666
08/23/22 10:22:13 PM
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God, I wish I didnt watch that
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CommonStar
08/23/22 10:24:08 PM
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Oof

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Trumpo
08/23/22 10:24:27 PM
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Genesis G80?

NVM looks like a MB SL class

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jpenny2
08/23/22 10:25:03 PM
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RIP man hood
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Tyranthraxus
08/23/22 10:25:11 PM
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Oh man you can just make out enough details of his face to see how much pain he was in

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VampireCoyote
08/23/22 10:25:51 PM
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i feel bad for his poor noodle

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GeraldDarko
08/23/22 10:26:35 PM
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Lmao
Thanks for this

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Homeless_Waifu
08/23/22 10:27:23 PM
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Well now I know to avoid messing with the windshield wipers when the hood is propped up.

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St0rmFury
08/23/22 10:27:24 PM
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jpenny2 posted...
RIP man hood
Finish it!

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Tyranthraxus
08/23/22 10:29:01 PM
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Homeless_Waifu posted...
Well now I know to avoid messing with the windshield wipers when the hood is propped up.

Also only wear blue jeans when doing grease monkey work

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CommonStar
08/23/22 10:30:11 PM
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How did the hood pop back up though? lol
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jpenny2
08/23/22 10:30:54 PM
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St0rmFury posted...
Finish it!
He might never finish again.
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Tyranthraxus
08/23/22 10:31:52 PM
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CommonStar posted...
How did the hood pop back up though? lol
Probably didn't lock when it shut. Some hoods you have to push down kinda hard.

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VigorouslySwish
08/23/22 10:35:32 PM
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Did he have it hanging out lmao how did that happen

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St0rmFury
08/24/22 7:49:21 AM
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Bump

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KiwiTerraRizing
08/24/22 7:51:43 AM
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Either he had a raging boner or a really long softie he was just laying up there.

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Solid_Sonic
08/24/22 7:52:18 AM
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Can I delete someone else's post...?

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CassandraCroft
08/24/22 7:53:37 AM
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OUCH!

I wish I hadn't seen that now as I have tears coming out of my eyes.

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Questionmarktarius
08/24/22 11:24:39 AM
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KiwiTerraRizing posted...
Either he had a raging boner or a really long softie he was just laying up there.
or, you know...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/8/0/AAEhCpAADmOE.jpg
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MrAndersonWb
08/24/22 11:31:34 AM
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CassandraCroft posted...
OUCH!

I wish I hadn't seen that now as I have tears coming out of my eyes.

ur a dude?
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MrAndersonWb
08/24/22 11:32:28 AM
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I wonder if he needed medical attention?

I wonder if a female mechanic would have helped like the male mechanic did?

how was this possible though, he had to be resting his thing there.

so many questions
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CassandraCroft
08/24/22 11:36:06 AM
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MrAndersonWb posted...
ur a dude?

@MrAndersonWb

Correct. My username is after my 2 favourite video game girls.

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Unsuprised_Pika
08/24/22 11:39:57 AM
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https://youtu.be/2v98g8QcF_0

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St0rmFury
08/24/22 10:13:25 PM
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MrAndersonWb posted...
I wonder if he needed medical attention?

I wonder if a female mechanic would have helped like the male mechanic did?

how was this possible though, he had to be resting his thing there.

so many questions
Man's just well hung.

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littlebro07
08/24/22 10:15:31 PM
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Nooooo

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Lil_Bit83
08/24/22 10:17:45 PM
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I'm not even a dude and that made me go How? How does that happen?

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Baha05
08/24/22 10:26:50 PM
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Why was his dick out in the first place?

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Questionmarktarius
08/24/22 10:28:01 PM
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Baha05 posted...
Why was his dick out in the first place?
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Sayoria
08/24/22 10:34:33 PM
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Why men get hard for cars is beyond me.

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Lil_Bit83
08/24/22 10:36:39 PM
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I've seen quite a few dudes working on their cars, and I don't ever recall seeing a guy getting his meat crushed by the car hood.

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modena
08/24/22 10:39:02 PM
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Tail pipe just couldn't do the trick.

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MrAndersonWb
08/25/22 12:53:05 AM
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modena posted...
Tail pipe just couldn't do the trick.

lol
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Lil_Bit83
08/25/22 9:03:14 AM
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modena posted...
Tail pipe just couldn't do the trick.
Lol

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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
08/25/22 9:19:45 AM
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Sayoria posted...
Why men get hard for cars is beyond me.
Im a man and it makes no sense to me, and I hate the idea of working on my own car and rather take it to a shop or my mechanic friend.

Never been into engineering, working on cars or anything like it.

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ClockworkHare
08/28/22 7:44:09 AM
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Poor guy probably had to puke from the pain.

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nfearurspecimn
08/28/22 7:46:26 AM
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jpenny2 posted...
RIP man hood
lmao

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StarSpangled
08/29/22 8:05:21 PM
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St0rmFury posted...

Finish it!

Shot up to 97 sperm cells

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St0rmFury
08/29/22 10:25:09 PM
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StarSpangled posted...
Shot up to 97 sperm cells
XD

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Northlane
08/29/22 10:29:13 PM
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UnhndredDescole posted...
https://www.allkpop.com/article/2020/08/a-korean-youtuber-sets-fire-to-his-private-part-on-live-youtube-broadcast-and-receives-second-degree-burns

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/1/4/AAYThEAADnbK.jpg

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