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OzoneNeon
08/22/22 3:27:33 PM
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I thought the kids were wrong when they all liked this game and made it super popular; but it's actually pretty fun and I definitely see how I would be way into it if I was a dumb kid >_> But geez, the average opponent is pretty easy unless you go into ranked or something. I'm always finishing in top 20 at least and won like half a dozen games. You can definitely tell most of your opponents are literal children with a controller <_< It also makes Team Deathmatch a test in patience when your teammates are annoying 8yos with an open mic squawking at every little thing constantly....

But otherwise I LOVE dominating kids who are physically and mentally inferior to me; it feels GREAT! It's fucking rad to destroy annoying little shits in a video game and it makes you feel better and more secure as a person too! Whoever said 'picking on kids is wrong' is lying to you and trying to deny you one of life's greatest pleasures!

tl;dr: Fortnite is actually kinda fun >_> Michael Jordan was right to deny those kids free sneakers

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divot1338
08/22/22 3:31:24 PM
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Dont forget theyre also really impressionable and easily manipulated.

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OzoneNeon
08/22/22 3:37:49 PM
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divot1338 posted...
Dont forget theyre also really impressionable and easily manipulated.
I wish they were easily manipulated into playing good games instead of mobile trash >_>

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DrizztLink
08/22/22 3:39:14 PM
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Neon relaxing after a long day at work:

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OzoneNeon
08/22/22 3:41:04 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
Neon relaxing after a long day at work:

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LMAO hell yeah!

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MarcoRubio
08/22/22 3:42:37 PM
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I'm sorry

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ViewtifulJoe
08/22/22 3:43:26 PM
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The process is taking hold. He is becoming a bot.

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LordMarshal
08/22/22 3:43:33 PM
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Honestly when someones good in fortnite i cant tell if its legit or they just played children....

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OzoneNeon
08/22/22 3:44:10 PM
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LordMarshal posted...
Honestly when someones good in fortnite i cant tell if its legit or they just played children....
It's probably the latter >_> I'm pretty average at shooters but I'm cleaning house in this game!

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Heavy_D_Forever
08/22/22 3:54:32 PM
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God damnit, I told myself I was done with Fortnite and would never install it again. Now that they have a no build mode I'm so tempted to give it another shot.

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OzoneNeon
08/22/22 3:56:27 PM
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Heavy_D_Forever posted...
God damnit, I told myself I was done with Fortnite and would never install it again. Now that they have a no build mode I'm so tempted to give it another shot.
I have no clue how to build so I like the no build mode. But even without any building skills, you can still sweep the normal mode pretty well

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Itachi157
08/22/22 5:02:12 PM
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Im taking away your millennial card, TC. I now deem you a zoomer.
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OzoneNeon
08/22/22 5:02:56 PM
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Itachi157 posted...
Im taking away your millennial card, TC. I now deem you a zoomer.
You cant do that. That's like taking away a birth certificate

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NoxObscuras
08/22/22 5:08:49 PM
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It's too late to save Neon. Pretty soon he'll be making Tik Tok videos doing Fortnite dances >_>

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OzoneNeon
08/22/22 5:12:42 PM
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NoxObscuras posted...
It's too late to save Neon. Pretty soon he'll be making Tik Tok videos doing Fortnite dances >_>
I'll never turn to the dark side!

https://youtu.be/1JuHWuq0_e8


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OzoneNeon
08/22/22 5:23:32 PM
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Yeah, you should try it! idk why people say not to do it. I think they're just hogging all the joy for themselves

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HudGard
08/22/22 5:28:46 PM
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OzoneNeon
08/22/22 5:30:58 PM
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HudGard posted...
https://youtu.be/et20u4PMTCc
LOL pretty much my experience with playing Fortnite

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OzoneNeon
08/22/22 8:06:03 PM
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Me playing Fortnite just now:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHZvUeAdzeI

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OzoneNeon
08/22/22 10:14:59 PM
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There really isn't any voice chat except for Team Deathmatch. And (thankfully) most people are muted, including me. But once in a while you'll get some 8yo on an open mic just babbling about everything going on with his high pitched voice and it's really annoying >_> I wish friendly fire was on so I could shoot his avatar

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OzoneNeon
08/22/22 11:08:44 PM
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Getting killed and having someone do the Dougie next to my corpse is some next level trolling. I ain't even mad. I love it >_>

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ShineboxPhil
08/22/22 11:09:49 PM
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TC is right.
No easy victories. Those kids need to work for that win

Fuck them kids

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OzoneNeon
08/22/22 11:20:20 PM
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ShineboxPhil posted...
TC is right.
No easy victories. Those kids need to work for that win

Fuck them kids
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/7/9/AAUsi-AADPu_.jpg

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Darkprince21
08/22/22 11:20:59 PM
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Fortnite is really fun right now but everyone kinda dipped for warzone by now
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OzoneNeon
08/23/22 12:17:21 AM
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Darkprince21 posted...
Fortnite is really fun right now but everyone kinda dipped for warzone by now
How is Warzone vs. Fortnite vs. PUBG?

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Darkprince21
08/23/22 12:29:58 AM
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I think fortnite is the most fun but all my friends play warzone and will never go back.

i think PUBG is terrible
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NeonOctopus
08/23/22 11:27:32 AM
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I know PUBG was the originator of it. And Fortnite was literally just some early access, survival horde mode game >_> But then the creators just shoved in a battle royale mode for shits and giggles and it blew the fuck up

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NoxObscuras
08/23/22 1:28:43 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
I know PUBG was the originator of it. And Fortnite was literally just some early access, survival horde mode game >_> But then the creators just shoved in a battle royale mode for shits and giggles and it blew the fuck up
Yep. They also had a Moba that had been in early access for a year. When Fortnite suddenly blew up, you could tell that weren't expecting that. But they cancelled the Moba and put all of their focus on Fortnite. Fans were not happy about it.

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Crescente
08/23/22 1:30:38 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
I know PUBG was the originator of it. And Fortnite was literally just some early access, survival horde mode game >_> But then the creators just shoved in a battle royale mode for shits and giggles and it blew the fuck up

Oh damn. I thought the horde-mode was an afterthought. Wild.
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NeonOctopus
08/23/22 1:45:40 PM
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Crescente posted...
Oh damn. I thought the horde-mode was an afterthought. Wild.
Yeah, horde mode was what Fortnite was supposed to be. Hence the name Fortnite >_>

I remember listening to Giant Bomb's podcast in the past (like 2016 or 2017) and they a running joke that Fortnite was gonna be in development hell forever and never come out. It's funny to look back on lol

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NeonOctopus
08/23/22 1:52:41 PM
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Here's Fortnite's teaser trailer from the Video Game Awards from 2011

https://youtu.be/hHTE5xg9E-g

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Duchess_Satine
08/23/22 1:54:25 PM
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divot1338 posted...
Dont forget theyre also really impressionable and easily manipulated.
On Star Wars Battlefront II all the clans are runned by adults while the kids are the cannon fodder lmao

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NeonOctopus
08/23/22 1:55:33 PM
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Duchess_Satine posted...
On Star Wars Battlefront II all the clans are runned by adults while the kids are the cannon fodder lmao
as they should be in that game

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NeonOctopus
08/23/22 2:09:06 PM
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Here's the "Launch" trailer from 2017, when it was still a horde mode game

https://youtu.be/NcQnHvvnehY

That blonde chick has some nice hooters >_> I wish there was more boob love in Fortnite. It seems like asses get all the love in this game smh

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Crescente
08/23/22 3:20:24 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
Here's the "Launch" trailer from 2017, when it was still a horde mode game

https://youtu.be/NcQnHvvnehY

That blonde chick has some nice hooters >_> I wish there was more boob love in Fortnite. It seems like asses get all the love in this game smh

They censored Cammy's legs in the game :(
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NeonOctopus
08/23/22 3:32:11 PM
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Crescente posted...
They censored Cammy's legs in the game :(

They certainly didn't censor Chun Li's ass

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/3/1/AAUsi-AADmAz.jpg

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Crescente
08/23/22 3:40:05 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
They certainly didn't censor Chun Li's ass

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/3/1/AAUsi-AADmAz.jpg

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NeonOctopus
08/23/22 3:43:30 PM
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I'm still true to da booby and wish there was some boob love

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Romulox28
08/23/22 3:47:06 PM
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fortnite is legit, i love how dedicated the game is to being totally tasteless. also its nice that the characters dont say quippy shit every 10 seconds like in pretty much every other game these days

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Colonel_Snitsky
08/23/22 3:51:49 PM
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Heavy_D_Forever posted...
God damnit, I told myself I was done with Fortnite and would never install it again. Now that they have a no build mode I'm so tempted to give it another shot.


Same.
And I did try it.
And the game still sucks.

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NeonOctopus
08/24/22 1:28:23 PM
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It ain't for everyone. If you don't have a bloodlust for smacking dumb kids in videogames, you won't find joy in this

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kingdrake2
08/24/22 1:30:20 PM
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OzoneNeon posted...
It's fucking rad to destroy annoying little shits in a video game


in fall guys i take em out. sometimes i get angry messages from "squeakers".

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NeonOctopus
08/25/22 12:44:55 PM
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Beautiful

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