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NeonOctopus 08/11/22 2:38:28 PM #51: |
JTilly posted... When was the last time you actually got laid?Spring Early Spring >_> --- http://i.imgur.com/nlaY1qH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zHJ1OCo.gif http://i.imgur.com/btBPP4E.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1B3bMHw.gif https://imgur.com/nQik2zW ... Copied to Clipboard!
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JTilly 08/11/22 2:39:02 PM #52: |
Was she a hot asian chick? --- pEaK cEman ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NeonOctopus 08/11/22 2:41:01 PM #53: |
JTilly posted... Was she a hot asian chick?Nah, I haven't banged an asian chick in a while. Last one was Chinese and she was good. Had low b-cup boobs >_> --- http://i.imgur.com/nlaY1qH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zHJ1OCo.gif http://i.imgur.com/btBPP4E.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1B3bMHw.gif https://imgur.com/nQik2zW ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NeonOctopus 08/11/22 8:11:05 PM #54: |
Did some pushups, pullups, and situps at work >_> --- http://i.imgur.com/nlaY1qH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zHJ1OCo.gif http://i.imgur.com/btBPP4E.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1B3bMHw.gif https://imgur.com/nQik2zW ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Autocraticus 08/11/22 8:13:38 PM #55: |
Don't marry a Filipino. They will make you fat and lose your gains. Source: trust me bro. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NeonOctopus 08/11/22 8:15:27 PM #56: |
Autocraticus posted... Don't marry a Filipino. They will make you fat and lose your gains.But they're hot! And their religious background should make them stable, right? >_> --- http://i.imgur.com/nlaY1qH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zHJ1OCo.gif http://i.imgur.com/btBPP4E.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1B3bMHw.gif https://imgur.com/nQik2zW ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Naysaspace 08/11/22 8:20:00 PM #57: |
tfw you will never be fetishized by neonoctopus ... Copied to Clipboard!
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-BrokenSpiral- 08/11/22 8:35:59 PM #58: |
These topics are the reason I come to CE. Because they're a clear warning of being too sex-focused and having no legitimate experiences to share with people, so much so that they have to share it with a bunch of no-names online. These topics are great for that reason. Because they set a standard for me that if I become like this by the time I'm 25 or 30, it's time to consider hanging myself 'cause I fucked up somewhere in life. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NeonOctopus 08/11/22 8:38:35 PM #59: |
lol --- http://i.imgur.com/nlaY1qH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zHJ1OCo.gif http://i.imgur.com/btBPP4E.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1B3bMHw.gif https://imgur.com/nQik2zW ... Copied to Clipboard!
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spikethedevil 08/11/22 8:45:03 PM #60: |
Well this isnt creepy at all. --- A garbage pod!? It's a smegging garbage pod! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Prestoff 08/11/22 8:46:00 PM #61: |
Hornswoggled posted... The truth is that the reason most men do anything is in the hopes of attracting women. It certainly helped me, it definitely made making the first move ten times easier. Dedicating one full year in getting a beach body helped a lot with my confidence. The hard part is actually sticking to your plan and dieting. Working out only helps tone and shape your body, it doesn't necessarily help you lose weight. You have to diet to get rid of all that fat around your stomach. --- DI MOLTO! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SomeLikeItHoth 08/11/22 8:47:43 PM #62: |
Working out gives a ton of confidence, so good luck on your quest. --- FAM FOREVER. | https://imgur.com/cGrHeeU.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NeonOctopus 08/11/22 9:32:56 PM #63: |
Prestoff posted... Dedicating one full year in getting a beach body helped a lot with my confidence. SomeLikeItHoth posted... Working out gives a ton of confidence, so good luck on your quest.Thanks --- http://i.imgur.com/nlaY1qH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zHJ1OCo.gif http://i.imgur.com/btBPP4E.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1B3bMHw.gif https://imgur.com/nQik2zW ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NeonOctopus 08/11/22 9:33:20 PM #64: |
spikethedevil posted... Well this isnt creepy at all.Damn right! I just wanna crush some pussy --- http://i.imgur.com/nlaY1qH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zHJ1OCo.gif http://i.imgur.com/btBPP4E.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1B3bMHw.gif https://imgur.com/nQik2zW ... Copied to Clipboard!
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JTilly 08/11/22 9:37:56 PM #65: |
Neon is a true CEman, through and thru --- pEaK cEman ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ElGatoBravo 08/11/22 9:49:27 PM #66: |
Hornswoggled posted... The truth is that the reason most men do anything is in the hopes of attracting women. Uh, no. That's only what a lonely, desperate man-child would do. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NeonOctopus 08/11/22 10:01:19 PM #67: |
Most of the things we do are to look cool. Wear nice clothes, get into interesting hobbies, be healthy, etc. We ultimately do it for the pussy and the dick! --- http://i.imgur.com/nlaY1qH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zHJ1OCo.gif http://i.imgur.com/btBPP4E.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1B3bMHw.gif https://imgur.com/nQik2zW ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NeonOctopus 08/11/22 10:01:37 PM #68: |
JTilly posted... Neon is a true CEman, through and thruAw thx <3 --- http://i.imgur.com/nlaY1qH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zHJ1OCo.gif http://i.imgur.com/btBPP4E.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1B3bMHw.gif https://imgur.com/nQik2zW ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Poorly 08/11/22 10:03:34 PM #69: |
NeonOctopus posted... Aw thx <3So u ditched ur titties master title just like that? --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Flockaveli 08/11/22 10:03:38 PM #70: |
NeonOctopus posted... Most of the things we do are to look cool. Wear nice clothes, get into interesting hobbies, be healthy, etc. We ultimately do it for the pussy and the dick!Why do your posts always read like you're making a speech LMAO ... Copied to Clipboard!
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rexcrk 08/11/22 10:05:13 PM #71: |
-BrokenSpiral- posted... These topics are the reason I come to CE. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/1/5/AACE4xAADPFX.jpg --- Fifty years from now when you're looking back on your life, don't you want to say you had the guts to get in the car? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NeonOctopus 08/11/22 10:06:30 PM #72: |
Flockaveli posted... Why do your posts always read like you're making a speech LMAOI'm a man of the people. As CE's resident Titty Meister, it is my duty to be a role model for you guys and by golly, I'll try to be the best damn Titty Role Model I can be! --- http://i.imgur.com/nlaY1qH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zHJ1OCo.gif http://i.imgur.com/btBPP4E.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1B3bMHw.gif https://imgur.com/nQik2zW ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SSJ2GrimReaper 08/12/22 12:42:47 AM #73: |
never forget ass won the battle against boobs in a poll neon made --- Big Apple, 3 A.M. http://i.imgur.com/YzjFA85.jpg http://i.imgur.com/CqukfNH.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NeonOctopus 08/12/22 1:06:23 AM #74: |
SSJ2GrimReaper posted... never forget ass won the battle against boobs in a poll neon madeBy 3 votes! Stop the steal! --- http://i.imgur.com/nlaY1qH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zHJ1OCo.gif http://i.imgur.com/btBPP4E.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1B3bMHw.gif https://imgur.com/nQik2zW ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NeonOctopus 08/12/22 2:36:10 PM #75: |
Man, I love asian chicks! https://imgur.com/zCcrhTn https://imgur.com/6bnX7fv https://imgur.com/Lkc0AVA https://imgur.com/1uC4GMb (turn on audio >_>) Proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy --- http://i.imgur.com/nlaY1qH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zHJ1OCo.gif http://i.imgur.com/btBPP4E.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1B3bMHw.gif https://imgur.com/nQik2zW ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Lost_All_Senses 08/12/22 3:08:48 PM #76: |
You're putting yourself in a position to get played so hard >_>. --- Name checks out "I don't wanna be the toughest, I just keep it 100 and think nothin of it"- Black Thought ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NeonOctopus 08/12/22 3:24:19 PM #77: |
lol I'll be fine --- http://i.imgur.com/nlaY1qH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zHJ1OCo.gif http://i.imgur.com/btBPP4E.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1B3bMHw.gif https://imgur.com/nQik2zW ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Poorly 08/12/22 3:26:17 PM #78: |
NeonOctopus posted... lol I'll be fineSo u be cloning a bunch of Asians girl's --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Lost_All_Senses 08/12/22 3:29:54 PM #79: |
NeonOctopus posted... lol I'll be fine You'd probably be turned on by being played. You a weirdo. --- Name checks out "I don't wanna be the toughest, I just keep it 100 and think nothin of it"- Black Thought ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SauI_Goodman 08/12/22 3:32:00 PM #80: |
Theres this asian chick at my gym. Super thick thighs and ass. Like its the only thing she works. Kind of a butterface tho. She gets a lot of attention especially from black guys lol. Come on over op and shoot your shot. --- Italian, French, German. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Damn_Underscore 08/12/22 3:32:08 PM #81: |
Pics --- She left me roses by the stairs. Surprises let me know she cares. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Tobi011 08/12/22 3:47:49 PM #82: |
I'm rooting for you TC. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SSJ2GrimReaper 08/12/22 3:53:33 PM #83: |
is neon buff yet --- Big Apple, 3 A.M. http://i.imgur.com/YzjFA85.jpg http://i.imgur.com/CqukfNH.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Flockaveli 08/12/22 11:59:25 PM #84: |
NeonOctopus posted... I'm a man of the people. As CE's resident Titty Meister, it is my duty to be a role model for you guys and by golly, I'll try to be the best damn Titty Role Model I can be!https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/2/4/AAdMiTAADjt0.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Prestoff 08/13/22 12:22:39 AM #85: |
I'll honestly say this, because from personal experiences with my friends, if you make getting laid as your #1 reason for working out it can lead to some disastrous results if it ends up not working out for ya. While it worked for me, it was mostly because it wasn't my main priority it just so happens that it ended up giving me enough confidence boost I need open myself up. What happened with two of my friends was that one of them had a confidence boost but always came across and creepy and aggressive when hitting on women while the other made really awkward conversations that a lot of the times would kill the mood. I guarantee you, if you're having a hard time getting laid it's sometimes not because of your looks. --- DI MOLTO! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NeonOctopus 08/13/22 12:48:06 AM #86: |
Flockaveli posted... https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/2/4/AAdMiTAADjt0.jpglmao! --- http://i.imgur.com/nlaY1qH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zHJ1OCo.gif http://i.imgur.com/btBPP4E.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1B3bMHw.gif https://imgur.com/nQik2zW ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NeonOctopus 08/13/22 2:15:35 AM #87: |
Prestoff posted... I'll honestly say this, because from personal experiences with my friends, if you make getting laid as your #1 reason for working out it can lead to some disastrous results if it ends up not working out for ya. While it worked for me, it was mostly because it wasn't my main priority it just so happens that it ended up giving me enough confidence boost I need open myself up. What happened with two of my friends was that one of them had a confidence boost but always came across and creepy and aggressive when hitting on women while the other made really awkward conversations that a lot of the times would kill the mood. I guarantee you, if you're having a hard time getting laid it's sometimes not because of your looks.I appreciate the advice. Real talk, I just want a little more confidence in my body image. I used to be toned a few years ago but lost it during the pandemic lol. I just want that back >_> And if I crush some Asian pussy along the way, hellz yeah! --- http://i.imgur.com/nlaY1qH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zHJ1OCo.gif http://i.imgur.com/btBPP4E.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1B3bMHw.gif https://imgur.com/nQik2zW ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NeonOctopus 08/13/22 2:45:36 PM #88: |
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/5/7/AAUsi-AADj0l.jpg POV of me coming home to my harem after a long day of working out my ripped body --- http://i.imgur.com/nlaY1qH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zHJ1OCo.gif http://i.imgur.com/btBPP4E.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1B3bMHw.gif https://imgur.com/nQik2zW ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Jiek_Fafn 08/13/22 3:04:02 PM #89: |
Getting jacked and getting nice shoulders is awesome. Having a woman stare at your shoulders while she talks to you is a fantastic tool to employ in the art of being a pervert. She's rarely looking at your face so you're free to blatantly stare at her chest. Even if she's there with her boyfriend, if you're big enough then he's also staring at your shoulders. You're hiding in plain sight and no one can stop you. You're the Martian Manhunter of people. Eventually you'll be so appealing that you'll be swimming in dick blowjobs. --- I don't believe in belts. There should be no ranking system for toughness. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ivynn 08/13/22 3:08:05 PM #90: |
It's been two days since you made this topic. Progress report. --- http://i.imgur.com/vDci4hD.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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berlyman101 08/13/22 3:09:25 PM #91: |
Jiek_Fafn posted... dick blowjobs. Jiek_Fafn posted... Getting jacked and getting nice shoulders is awesome. Having a woman stare at your shoulders while she talks to you is a fantastic tool to employ in the art of being a pervert. She's rarely looking at your face so you're free to blatantly stare at her chest. Even if she's there with her boyfriend, if you're big enough then he's also staring at your shoulders. You're hiding in plain sight and no one can stop you. You're the Martian Manhunter of people. Eventually you'll be so appealing that you'll be swimming in dick. --- "They think it don't be like it is, but it do." -Oscar Gamble ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NeonOctopus 08/13/22 3:19:10 PM #92: |
Ivynn posted... It's been two days since you made this topic. Progress report.Not much >_> I've just been doing pushups, situps, squats, and doing curls and pull ups at the gym at work. I need to jog more tho --- http://i.imgur.com/nlaY1qH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zHJ1OCo.gif http://i.imgur.com/btBPP4E.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1B3bMHw.gif https://imgur.com/nQik2zW ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SSJ2GrimReaper 08/13/22 3:47:11 PM #93: |
NeonOctopus posted... Not much >_> I've just been doing pushups, situps, squats, and doing curls and pull ups at the gym at work. I need to jog more thoAwesome pics. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakn' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation. --- Big Apple, 3 A.M. http://i.imgur.com/YzjFA85.jpg http://i.imgur.com/CqukfNH.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NeonOctopus 08/13/22 4:47:59 PM #94: |
No prob! --- http://i.imgur.com/nlaY1qH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zHJ1OCo.gif http://i.imgur.com/btBPP4E.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1B3bMHw.gif https://imgur.com/nQik2zW ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NeonOctopus 08/13/22 5:18:16 PM #95: |
Fine, here's a pic of me pre-pandemic: https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/5/6/AAUsi-AADj2I.jpg Here's a pic of me post-pandemic: https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/5/7/AAUsi-AADj2J.jpg I gotta go back --- http://i.imgur.com/nlaY1qH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zHJ1OCo.gif http://i.imgur.com/btBPP4E.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1B3bMHw.gif https://imgur.com/nQik2zW ... Copied to Clipboard!
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JTilly 08/13/22 5:18:55 PM #96: |
How much pullups can you do in one set? --- pEaK cEman ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MedeaLysistrata 08/13/22 5:19:41 PM #97: |
My motivation to work out (at the library) was to make 100 presidents a real thing, but I posted it on a philosophy board and they just said the same thing everyone else does --- "As usual, the zero rating will be reserved for Trump." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NeonOctopus 08/13/22 5:21:44 PM #98: |
JTilly posted... How much pullups can you do in one set?Now? Like 1 >_> But even at my peak, I could only do like 2 or 3 max lol. idk why. But I can do like 7 chin ups now tho and I could do like ~15 at my peak --- http://i.imgur.com/nlaY1qH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zHJ1OCo.gif http://i.imgur.com/btBPP4E.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1B3bMHw.gif https://imgur.com/nQik2zW ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NeonOctopus 08/14/22 11:42:31 AM #99: |
I was jogging this morning and literally saw this on my route >_> https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/0/7/AAUsi-AADj-v.jpg It's a sign to keep going and all my hard work will pay off....in pussy!! --- http://i.imgur.com/nlaY1qH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zHJ1OCo.gif http://i.imgur.com/btBPP4E.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1B3bMHw.gif https://imgur.com/nQik2zW ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Poorly 08/14/22 11:50:10 AM #100: |
NeonOctopus posted... I was jogging this morning and literally saw this on my route >_>Where ur tentacles, r u suppose to only glow in the dark? --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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