Poll of the Day > i started my new job today

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DirtBasedSoap
08/02/22 8:23:38 PM
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that was overwhelming. probably saw like 50 acronyms i didnt recognize today. still pretty hazy on what Im going to actually be doing lol

i dont really wanna say what it is, not because its embarrassing or anything, i just dont really want to give out where i work for personal security reasons. its a government office job is all Im gonna say.

kinda nervous about tomorrow, i feel like Im gonna get thrown the flames and feel
dumb asking 1000 questions a day.

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updawg
08/02/22 8:25:17 PM
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where at
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DirtBasedSoap
08/02/22 8:26:07 PM
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in america

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updawg
08/02/22 8:28:18 PM
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whereabouts
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SilentSeph
08/02/22 8:34:19 PM
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I thought you were on a trip to Canada :o

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DirtBasedSoap
08/02/22 8:44:23 PM
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TDC got drunk and totaled the car so i went back to work

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DirtBasedSoap
08/02/22 8:44:41 PM
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updawg posted...
whereabouts
in an office

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VampireCoyote
08/02/22 8:46:39 PM
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my guess is mustache comber/sniffer for federal bigwigs

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GameReviews
08/02/22 8:52:46 PM
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Honestly, you should ask as many questions as possible. Don't be afraid to ask questions. No employer is going to expect you to know everything on your second day. What they will like though, is someone who takes initiative and seems interested in actually learning what they're supposed to do for their job

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DirtBasedSoap
08/02/22 8:54:57 PM
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GameReviews posted...
Honestly, you should ask as many questions as possible. Don't be afraid to ask questions. No employer is going to expect you to know everything on your second day. What they will like though, is someone who takes initiative and seems interested in actually learning what they're supposed to do for their job

thats a good way of looking at it, thanks!

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Jen0125
08/02/22 9:01:28 PM
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hell yeah. just be teachable and open to constructive criticism. you're gonna do great
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AElaias
08/02/22 9:32:43 PM
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Congratulations on your gaining a new calling. Refine your skill, refine your language, and keep playing. You'll get used to the jargon, because there's too many we have to either change to a different one or a new one. I've worked with a medical staff before I was into English.

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DirtBasedSoap
08/04/22 5:31:14 PM
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this job is making me feel like i have a learning disability lmao

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DirtBasedSoap
08/04/22 9:59:03 PM
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i get my computer tomorrow and have to actually start doing shit on my own tomorrow instead of shadowing someone and Im terrified. I have no idea what Im doing still

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Dikitain
08/04/22 10:26:27 PM
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GameReviews posted...
Honestly, you should ask as many questions as possible. Don't be afraid to ask questions. No employer is going to expect you to know everything on your second day. What they will like though, is someone who takes initiative and seems interested in actually learning what they're supposed to do for their job

This.

Honestly the thing that irks me the most is when one of my reports doesn't ask questions when they don't know something and just spins their wheels or, worse, assumes the answer and is way off base.

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SunWuKung420
08/04/22 10:27:39 PM
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Color me unsurprised that a government job lacks proper training.

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wwinterj25
08/04/22 11:23:44 PM
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SunWuKung420 posted...
Color me unsurprised that a government job lacks proper training.

It's a better job than a pizza maker that's for sure.

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SunWuKung420
08/04/22 11:25:38 PM
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wwinterj25 posted...
It's a better job than a pizza maker that's for sure.
I make beer with a minor in keeping the pizza in production. Keep up jobless.

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wwinterj25
08/04/22 11:27:36 PM
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SunWuKung420 posted...
I make beer with a minor in keeping the pizza in production.

You work at a pizza place and serve beer. I'd rather be jobless than be you.


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wwinterj25
08/04/22 11:29:24 PM
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SunWuKung420 posted...
Don't lie. You don't work.

What part are you not understanding or am I telling a lie about? Your bottom of the barrel.... pun intended.

Edit: Congrats Kurt. I hope your job is going well.

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SunWuKung420
08/04/22 11:30:00 PM
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wwinterj25 posted...
You work at a pizza place and serve beer. I'd rather be jobless than be you.
Nope. I make all the beer and keep the restaurant portion running. I know it's hard for the perpetually unemployable to understand.

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DirtBasedSoap
08/05/22 12:10:43 AM
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Dikitain posted...
This.

Honestly the thing that irks me the most is when one of my reports doesn't ask questions when they don't know something and just spins their wheels or, worse, assumes the answer and is way off base.
i feel so out of the loop on most of this stuff that Im really unsure WHAT to even ask. like Im asking a bunch of questions and Im getting answers that confuse me even more. idk, i think i might be severely under qualified for this. i just dont have any experience with any of this stuff or even this TYPE of job. everyone is moving so fast. Ive only been there 2.5 days so Im not gonna act like ill never get it but it is very intimidating and overwhelming at the moment.

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DirtBasedSoap
08/05/22 12:13:34 AM
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wwinterj25 posted...
Edit: Congrats Kurt. I hope your job is going well.


thanks dawg, i really hope it starts clicking with me soon. Im gonna be FUCKED if i cant figure it out. Im trying so hard to get it and Im just not at all yet. but again its literally only been 2.5 days so far. I cant expect to figure it all out right away. I was expecting it to be a challenge but not this much.

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JigsawTDCII
08/05/22 2:45:45 PM
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DirtBasedSoap posted...
TDC got drunk and totaled the car so i went back to work

thats fucking bullshit and you know it! That bitch came out of nowhere! You didnt see her either!! 100% her fault, despite whatever the dumbass insurance people are saying. Idc if she died. Also, I wasnt drunk. I had only had like three Twisted Teas! Wasnt even buzzed!

cant believe I wasted my one phone call for this. Fuckin traitor
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JigsawTDCII
08/05/22 2:50:04 PM
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SunWuKung420 posted...
Nope. I make all the beer and keep the restaurant portion running. I know it's hard for the perpetually unemployable to understand.

this is also fucking bullshit and you know it! We all know where you work and its not a brewery! You dont make any beer there! You just fill peoples glasses! I bet you dont even clean your lines and all the beer has an off taste to it!!

also, congrats on the job Kurt even if you are a traitor for ditching the trip
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DirtBasedSoap
08/05/22 3:07:36 PM
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im actually feeling a bit more comfortable in my position today. feel like Ive made a lot of progress learning stuff! still kinda unsure of A LOT but i think Ill get this totally down in a month or two.

fairly easy job actually, just a lot of specific procedures and steps to follow.

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DirtBasedSoap
08/05/22 3:09:34 PM
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also the sexual harassment tracing cracked me up (not because i find SH funny at all) because the asshole/creepy dude in the videos is the actor that played the dad in even stevens lmao

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Muscles
08/05/22 3:37:49 PM
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Don't be afraid to ask questions, it's better to ask questions when you are new then not know what you're doing after you get off of training

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DragonClaw01
08/05/22 3:55:57 PM
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DirtBasedSoap posted...
also the sexual harassment tracing cracked me up (not because i find SH funny at all) because the asshole/creepy dude in the videos is the actor that played the dad in even stevens lmao
The feels when you wanted to be a professional actor and all you get to star in is sexual harassment and diversity training videos.

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DirtBasedSoap
08/07/22 2:23:19 AM
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JigsawTDCII posted...
this is also fucking bullshit and you know it! We all know where you work and its not a brewery! You dont make any beer there! You just fill peoples glasses! I bet you dont even clean your lines and all the beer has an off taste to it!!

also, congrats on the job Kurt even if you are a traitor for ditching the trip

idk how Im just seeing this post lmao

thanks man. one day we will make it to Canada

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