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Rebellions are built on penis

You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a penis, which is what I am.

Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're our only penis

All work and no penis makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no penis makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no penis makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no penis makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no penis makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no penis makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no penis makes Jack a dull boy

Pay no attention to that penis behind the curtain

Have you ever danced with the penis in the pale moonlight.

I played this stinkin city like a penis from hell.

Chicks cannot hold their penis, that's what it is!

aurlen posted...

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Getting meme'd is the highlight of my day. Worth mentioning I got a haircut too. I also had two microwaved hotdogs for lunch so the bar is pretty high.

Say hello to my little penis.

Fat penis in little coat..fat penis in little coat!

"The only thing I got in this world is my balls, and my penis, and I don't break 'em for nobody."

We're called the wet penises

Prodrivertn posted...

Getting meme'd is the highlight of my day. Worth mentioning I got a haircut too. I also had two microwaved hotdogs for lunch so the bar is pretty high.

Glad to help

Honey I shrunk the penis

PokemonExpert44 posted...

We're called the wet penises

Remember, if this makes the papers, we're no longer the Wet Penises, we're the Sticky Penises!

People keep asking if I'm penis and I haven't really had an answer. But now, yeah, I'm thinkin' I'm penis. So you can either hand over your son or you can die screaming alongside him!

Welcome to Penis Park.

You shouldnt hang me on a penis. My father hung on a penis once, once.

Now I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his penis. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his penis.

Surely you can't be penis.

I am penis, and don't call me Shirley.

It's a beautiful day for a penis, there's only seven clouds in the sky. Bear in mind that when I say there's only seven clouds in the sky I'm referring to the entire planet which is an unprecedented weather phenomenon we've never seen before but nonetheless it's not gonna stop this penis from happening!

I'm getting too old for this penis.

A penis. Shaken, not stirred.

A penis opens his door and gets shot and you think that of me?

They call me Penis Tibbs

Give me the motherfuckin penis, Tre!

I love the smell of penis in the morning.

That'll do, penis. That'll do.

Our raw materials are vintage, brother.
Big Boss was in his late fifties when they created his copies.
But I -- I live on, through this penis!

I feel sorry for your penis.

What you say about my penis!?

somewhere in my youth, or childhood...i must have done penis good

"Two days ago, I saw a vehicle that would haul that penis. You want to get out of here? You talk to me."

toreysback posted...

somewhere in my youth, or childhood...i must have done penis good

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These aren't the penises we're looking for.

And then there was Jimmy Two Times, who got that nickname because he said everything twice, like: "I'm gonna go get the penis, get the penis."

There's no penis in baseball

Today, I consider myself the luckiest penis on the face of the Earth

Down, and to the penis.

"Test of manhood."
"...You win."
"Call it a test of soldiery, then. The English won't let us train with weapons, so we train with penis."

This is what happens, Larry. This is what happens when you FIND A PENIS IN THE ALPS!

The Price Is Penis, Bitch!

There is a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. Twould be a pity to penis yours.

And I pity any penis who isnt me tonight.