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TetsuoS2
07/09/22 8:56:49 PM
#157:


Sariana21 posted...
With great power comes great penis.

hah, yeah, I had a bit of a time deciding which of them to use lol.

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Priere
07/09/22 8:58:24 PM
#158:


Thsi is some real serious gourmet penis.

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Derwood
07/09/22 11:16:48 PM
#160:


Some people just want to watch the penis burn
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Nukazie
07/09/22 11:39:35 PM
#161:


You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become a penis

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radical_rhino
07/09/22 11:47:17 PM
#162:


I love the smell of penis in the morning.

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Mistere_Man
07/09/22 11:59:31 PM
#163:


Somehow Penis returned

They Penis now?!

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Derwood
07/09/22 11:59:33 PM
#164:


May the penis be with you
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aurlen
07/10/22 12:22:53 AM
#165:


Be careful not to choke on your penis, director
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bigtiggie23
07/10/22 12:24:56 AM
#166:


What's your favorite penis movie?

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Questionmarktarius
07/10/22 12:25:16 AM
#167:


Commence penis ignition.
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Payzmaykr
07/10/22 12:25:46 AM
#168:


You want the penis!? You cant handle the penis!!

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Ricemills
07/10/22 12:25:52 AM
#169:


twenty seven penises. my girlfriend sucked twenty seven penises!

oh wait

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Mistere_Man
07/10/22 12:35:08 AM
#170:


Penis must be stopped no matter the cost! (Begin you got the touch)

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Derwood
07/10/22 12:41:55 AM
#172:


I'm sorry, penis, I'm afraid I can't do that
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Questionmarktarius
07/10/22 12:43:50 AM
#174:


It puts the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the penis again
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Devilanse333
07/10/22 12:44:28 AM
#176:


Put together a few Star Wars themed ones.

Governor Tarkin. Im not surprised to find you holding Vaders penis.

Im not in for your revolution, and im not in it for you, sister. Im in it for the penis.

Away put your penis...I mean you no harm.

You look strong enough to pull the penis off a gundark.

and lastly...

Yahoo! Youre all clear kid, now lets blow this penis and go home!


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Mistere_Man
07/10/22 12:47:09 AM
#177:


Rabban! I place you in charge of Penis. It's yours to squeeze, as I promised. I want you to squeeze and squeeze and squeeze! Give me spice! Drive them. Drive them into utter submission! Do not show the slightest pity or mercy! Never stop. Go. Go! Show no mercy!

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Xethuminra
07/10/22 12:49:47 AM
#178:


One does not simply penis into Mordor,

Its black gates are guarded by more than just orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep. The great eye is ever watchful.
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Questionmarktarius
07/10/22 12:51:13 AM
#179:


Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my penis. Prepare to die.
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Mistere_Man
07/10/22 12:53:46 AM
#180:


Questionmarktarius posted...
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my penis. Prepare to die.
My father was slaughtered by a six penised man.

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Ricemills
07/10/22 12:53:53 AM
#181:


this is Peniiiiiis!

they're taking the Penis to Isengard.

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Mistere_Man
07/10/22 12:55:14 AM
#182:


Palpatine - PENIS!!! UNLIMITED PENIS!!!

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Mistere_Man
07/10/22 12:59:45 AM
#184:


Store clerk - THAT'S A LOT OF PENIS!

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IHeartRadiation
07/10/22 1:01:32 AM
#185:


I dare ya! I double dare you motherfucker, say "penis" one more goddamn time!
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Xethuminra
07/10/22 1:02:11 AM
#186:


Luke, I am your penis
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domranguay
07/10/22 1:02:50 AM
#187:


You're mocking me, aren't you?
Oh no-no-no-no... BUZZ, LOOK! A PENIS!
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Mistere_Man
07/10/22 1:04:31 AM
#188:


IHeartRadiation posted...
I dare ya! I double dare you motherfucker, say "penis" one more goddamn time!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hrM2biD7g4

You ever dance with the penis in the pale moon light?

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bigtiggie23
07/10/22 1:16:49 AM
#189:


You thinking what I'm thinking partner?

Aim for the penises.

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EmbraceOfDeath
07/10/22 1:22:48 AM
#190:


"I visited your home this morning, after you'd left. I tried to play husband. I tried to taste the life of a simple man. It didn't work out, so I took a souvenir...her pretty penis."

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Questionmarktarius
07/10/22 1:31:50 AM
#192:


I understood that penis
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Ricemills
07/10/22 1:33:36 AM
#193:


communication disruption can mean only one thing, a Penis

a Penis, to be sure, but a welcome one.

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Questionmarktarius
07/10/22 1:34:10 AM
#194:


It's over, Anakin - I have the high penis!
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thekosmicfool
07/10/22 1:59:17 AM
#195:


"You're not fooling anybody when you say that what happened was a 'natural disaster'. You're lying! You're hiding penis out there! It was not an earthquake, it wasn't a typhoon. This is what caused everything in the first place! Don't you see that?! And it is going to send us back to the Stone Age! You have no idea what's coming."
-Bryan Cranston, Godzilla 2014


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Xethuminra
07/10/22 2:06:05 AM
#196:


You take the blue pillthe story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the penis pillyou stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes. Remember: all I'm offering is the truth. Nothing more.
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Questionmarktarius
07/10/22 2:06:34 AM
#197:


We are the knights who say "penis"
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Sariana21
07/10/22 2:39:16 AM
#198:


Xethuminra posted...
You take the blue pillthe story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pillyou stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes. Remember: all I'm offering is the penis. Nothing more.


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Metal_Bug
07/10/22 2:41:31 AM
#199:


No, I am your penis.
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Questionmarktarius
07/10/22 2:41:42 AM
#200:


All we are, is dust in the penis, dude.
Dust. Penis. Dude.
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Mistere_Man
07/10/22 3:03:54 AM
#201:


Funny. I can look back on a life of achievement, on challenges met, competitors bested, obstacles overcome.I've accomplished more than most men, and without the use of my penis.

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Xethuminra
07/10/22 3:12:08 AM
#202:


Because he's the penis Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now.
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synth_real
07/10/22 8:06:46 AM
#203:


There's no penis in baseball!

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