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Nerevar791
06/23/22 5:23:36 PM
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https://twitter.com/NickAdamsinUSA/status/1539410864469598208

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Questionmarktarius
06/23/22 5:25:21 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/5/8/AAEhCpAADX-y.jpg
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MedeaLysistrata
06/23/22 5:25:35 PM
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Disgusting and woke mean good right?

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Nerevar791
06/23/22 5:25:50 PM
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MedeaLysistrata posted...
Disgusting and woke mean good right?
Definitely

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creativerealms
06/23/22 5:26:12 PM
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Uh what? It was a bad movie sure but that's just bullshit.

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MICHALECOLE
06/23/22 5:26:52 PM
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I hope Tim Allen hated this movie
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UnholyMudcrab
06/23/22 5:29:04 PM
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One day you're emasculating a few animated characters, then the next day you've suddenly overthrown capitalism and instituted the dictatorship of the proletariat. These things just kind of happen, you know?

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metralo
06/23/22 5:30:06 PM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
I hope Tim Allen hated this movie

why

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Marathon_Man91
06/23/22 5:30:32 PM
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What minor detail caused asses to be blasted this time?

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hockeybub89
06/23/22 5:30:35 PM
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It's an animated Disney movie about an astronaut. It's not that serious.

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MICHALECOLE
06/23/22 5:30:53 PM
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metralo posted...
why
Because hes a hypocritical conservative and Id like for him to hate this movie
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metralo
06/23/22 5:30:56 PM
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Marathon_Man91 posted...
What minor detail caused asses to be blasted this time?

two women kiss for less than a second

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Smashingpmkns
06/23/22 5:31:26 PM
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Is this all over a 1 second shot of two cartoon women kissing

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Nerevar791
06/23/22 5:31:44 PM
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Marathon_Man91 posted...
What minor detail caused asses to be blasted this time?
There's a black woman character and two women have a light peck on the lips

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SuperShake666
06/23/22 5:32:51 PM
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Marathon_Man91 posted...
What minor detail caused asses to be blasted this time?
https://twitter.com/DenimsTV/status/1539705205536608258

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bsp77
06/23/22 5:33:06 PM
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metralo posted...
two women kiss for less than a second
The loser guy sitting near me said "Jesus" when they kissed. I was so tempted to rip him a new one (verbally, I mean) right there in the theater.

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Seaman_Prime
06/23/22 5:33:51 PM
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Dang I was betting this was gonna be a Jordan P. tweet. Never heard of this fella
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RchHomieQuanChi
06/23/22 5:34:07 PM
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Dude kinda looks like Buzz Lightyear though

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MICHALECOLE
06/23/22 5:34:15 PM
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bsp77 posted...
The loser guy sitting near me said "Jesus" when they kissed. I was so tempted to rip him a new one (verbally, I mean) right there in the theater.
Its funny because some people see things like that and say why do they have to shoehorn in gay characters? And I always wonder, how can they be used without you saying theyre shoehorned in and not just.. there?
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Nerevar791
06/23/22 5:34:31 PM
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Seaman_Prime posted...
Dang I was betting this was gonna be a Jordan P. tweet.
It would fit right in his oeuvre

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Squall28
06/23/22 5:34:59 PM
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Funny how they went full snowflake. It all goes full circle.

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Nerevar791
06/23/22 5:35:23 PM
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Squall28 posted...
Funny how they went full snowflake
Implying the right weren't always the perpetually offended snowflakes they make others out to be

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RchHomieQuanChi
06/23/22 5:36:03 PM
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Nerevar791 posted...
Implying the right weren't always the perpetually offended snowflakes they make others out to be

They've been doing it since at least the 80s, if not before then

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SuperShake666
06/23/22 5:36:14 PM
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Seaman_Prime posted...
Dang I was betting this was gonna be a Jordan P. tweet. Never heard of this fella

He's too busy snorting pain meds and washing his penis.

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Nerevar791
06/23/22 5:36:39 PM
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SuperShake666 posted...
He's too busy snorting pain meds and washing his penis.
And thirsting after his own daughter while he eats tons of red meat, don't forget

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Punished_Blinx
06/23/22 5:39:06 PM
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Buzz Lightyear looking at the comments from people offended by his new movie

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/7/0/AACT2jAADX--.jpg

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ultimate reaver
06/23/22 5:39:13 PM
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grown men getting mad at cartoons online deserve the upper limits of bullying and should ultimately be tarred, feathered, and chased into the distant hills

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Funkydog
06/23/22 5:41:30 PM
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Did they make Buzz overly sexy?

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Questionmarktarius
06/23/22 5:42:31 PM
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Funkydog posted...
Did they make Buzz overly sexy?
He's voiced by Chris Evans now, so yes by default.
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MICHALECOLE
06/23/22 5:45:02 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
He's voiced by Chris Evans now, so yes by default.
I hope Chris evans says I can do this all day while fucking
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FortuneCookie
06/23/22 5:47:17 PM
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I'd much rather be reading a headline about conservatives getting mad over Disney's first Black lesbian protagonist.

Why did we need this to be a Buzz Lightyear movie? We already had an animated series about the real Buzz Lightyear. If their goal was to make a movie about Buzz, why not do an adaptation of the Buzz Lightyear of Star Command with Mira Nova and Zurg? If the intent was to have a lesbian protagonist in a sci-fi setting, why not make her the star?

This would be like if somebody had a story about a lesbian ninja and called the movie Michelangelo. None of the other Ninja Turtles appear in the movie. Just him and his lesbian bestie -- with a cameo for her wife or girlfriend.

Having a Black lesbian supporting character is enough to isolate bigots, but not really enough to galvanize progressives behind her since she's not the real star. I hope Disney learns that lesson. But, sadly, their takeaway from this will be to keep everyone heterosexual and to minimize the roles of characters who aren't White or Asian.
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FortuneCookie
06/23/22 9:13:57 PM
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There's one lesbian kiss and it's in the first 30 minutes?

Did they make this character gay solely to keep people from shipping her and Buzz?

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wackyteen
06/23/22 9:24:44 PM
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SuperShake666 posted...
https://twitter.com/DenimsTV/status/1539705205536608258
LMFAO I was right

I blinked and I fucking missed it in the movie. I thought it was just an embrace

JFC these people need to give over themselves

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wackyteen
06/23/22 9:31:50 PM
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GranolaPanic posted...
How do you fast forward through something thats only a half second long?
Not for nothing but that whole scene is during a fairly repetitive part of the movie so you could fast forward through that like 3 minute section and not miss much from a whole story perspective but it'd be kind of fucked up to do that to a fresh audience

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DuneMan
06/23/22 9:32:59 PM
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GranolaPanic posted...
How do you fast forward through something thats only a half second long?
Blink and you miss it. I mean, you could have an usher in the theater shout "blink, blink now" as the door is opened and it's already over.

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wackyteen
06/23/22 9:37:11 PM
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DuneMan posted...
Blink and you miss it. I mean, you could have an usher in the theater shout "blink, blink now" as the door is opened and it's already over.
I was watching the movie actively AND I MISSED IT

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josifrees
06/23/22 9:38:45 PM
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I love how capitalism is making Marxism prop

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Naysaspace
06/23/22 9:42:04 PM
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https://twitter.com/NickAdamsinUSA/status/1540140152395374592?s=20&t=9bTLbCIy10dq9Xv2ckS2WA

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Punished_Blinx
06/23/22 9:42:35 PM
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GranolaPanic posted...
How do you fast forward through something thats only a half second long?

It also looks like a really weird cinema lobby lol

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bsp77
06/23/22 9:45:54 PM
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Do you know what is really pathetic? If I watch this with my kids, they wouldn't even blink an eye at it. They wouldn't even comment or think about it. And you know why? Because I didn't instill some homophobic bullshit into them. Fuck those conservative parents

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jumi
06/23/22 10:10:46 PM
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UnholyMudcrab posted...
One day you're emasculating a few animated characters, then the next day you've suddenly overthrown capitalism and instituted the dictatorship of the proletariat. These things just kind of happen, you know?

Good.

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Nerevar791
06/23/22 10:10:57 PM
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FortuneCookie posted...
I'd much rather be reading a headline about conservatives getting mad over Disney's first Black lesbian protagonist.

Why did we need this to be a Buzz Lightyear movie? We already had an animated series about the real Buzz Lightyear. If their goal was to make a movie about Buzz, why not do an adaptation of the Buzz Lightyear of Star Command with Mira Nova and Zurg? If the intent was to have a lesbian protagonist in a sci-fi setting, why not make her the star?

This would be like if somebody had a story about a lesbian ninja and called the movie Michelangelo. None of the other Ninja Turtles appear in the movie. Just him and his lesbian bestie -- with a cameo for her wife or girlfriend.

Having a Black lesbian supporting character is enough to isolate bigots, but not really enough to galvanize progressives behind her since she's not the real star. I hope Disney learns that lesson. But, sadly, their takeaway from this will be to keep everyone heterosexual and to minimize the roles of characters who aren't White or Asian.
ahahahahahaahahahahaha

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Atralis
06/23/22 10:11:51 PM
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Last time I checked Chris Evans still has his bits.
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jumi
06/23/22 10:15:20 PM
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Atralis posted...
Last time I checked Chris Evans still has his bits.

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...I would like to check. Just to be sure.

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meralonne
06/23/22 10:17:11 PM
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Oh look, another tweet in dire need of a shut the fuck up

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FortuneCookie
06/23/22 10:43:35 PM
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Nerevar791 posted...
ahahahahahaahahahahaha

Did this story really need to be about Buzz Lightyear? He already has two existing sources of mythology. Did we really need a third origin for the character?

It should have just been about her.
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