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Doom_Art
05/19/22 9:40:34 AM
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We broke things off on good terms. Have talked a couple times a year since.

She does crafting stuff and I got something for my new place and never picked it up. This was pre-covid

We talked a few weeks back and I mentioned the thing and she was like "ooo right I'm packing stuff rn but I'll let you know if I find it"

Yesterday she texted to let me know she found it. We chatted a bit, she asked me how I was doing and what I was up to, etc

I crashed and a couple hours later (I saw it when I woke up) she sent a very... blunt text saying she wants to choke on... a certain part of my anatomy.

I fired off a response let's see where this goes lol

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sauceje
05/19/22 9:41:47 AM
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What was the thing she made tho

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HagenEx
05/19/22 9:51:33 AM
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Go for it.

Then come back and report if she did indeed choke on your wiener.

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Antifar
05/19/22 9:52:22 AM
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Smh I hate when they put unnecessary sex scenes in movies

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Doom_Art
05/19/22 9:59:01 AM
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sauceje posted...
What was the thing she made tho
She's a glass crafter or w.e. and she made a little glass pusheen/bulbasaur thing

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Lordgold666
05/19/22 11:58:58 AM
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Get it bro

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Doom_Art
05/19/22 7:46:50 PM
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Oh god fucking dammit she gained weight

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NeonOctopus
05/19/22 7:47:24 PM
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Doom_Art posted...
Oh god fucking dammit she gained weight
lmao

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KobeSystem
05/19/22 7:48:27 PM
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Doom_Art posted...
Oh god fucking dammit she gained weight

Thats not always a bad thing

....im guessing its bad lmao

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Doom_Art
05/19/22 7:52:47 PM
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She had a PERFECT body like god damn

This is like splashing paint all over the Mona Lisa.

Well my evening is ruined. I'm gonna pig out on ice cream and play Stellaris

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NeonOctopus
05/19/22 7:55:56 PM
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Doom_Art posted...
She had a PERFECT body like god damn

This is like splashing paint all over the Mona Lisa.

Well my evening is ruined. I'm gonna pig out on ice cream and play Stellaris
Can you post comparison pics? >_>

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Doom_Art
05/19/22 7:57:09 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
Can you post comparison pics? >_>
I don't have anything PG-friendly atm lol

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mybbqrules
05/19/22 8:02:11 PM
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Doom_Art posted...
She had a PERFECT body like god damn

This is like splashing paint all over the Mona Lisa.

Well my evening is ruined. I'm gonna pig out on ice cream and play Stellaris
"I'm so sad that this FWB gained some weight that I'm going to pig out on ice cream. Why no, I don't know what "irony" is, why do you ask?"

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Doom_Art
05/19/22 8:04:48 PM
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mybbqrules posted...
"I'm so sad that this FWB gained some weight that I'm going to pig out on ice cream. Why no, I don't know what "irony" is, why do you ask?"
I go to the gym like 6 days a week. I can afford this lol

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Doom_Art
05/19/22 8:10:43 PM
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It's real bad

Like "hourglass" to "apple"

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NeonOctopus
05/19/22 8:11:38 PM
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Yikes

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MrKapowski
05/19/22 8:14:51 PM
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This reads like a sunhawk topic

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Doom_Art
05/19/22 9:17:01 PM
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Well she had made it clear through conversation that she's not interested in a relationship, only physical stuff.

Also sounds like the pandemic was rough to her.

I don't know. I feel like if I back out I'll hurt her feelings or something.


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Blo
05/19/22 9:19:29 PM
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You know what they say about fat chicks

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Shadowplay
05/19/22 9:20:56 PM
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How tall is she?

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Doom_Art
05/19/22 9:23:32 PM
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Blo posted...
You know what they say about fat chicks
It's true. They need love too.

I just keep staring at the photos and saying "my god what have you done"

She deserves love and respect and dignity just as any plus sized individual does

But I had a different image in my head when she slid back into my DMs...

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Doom_Art
05/19/22 9:23:47 PM
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Shadowplay posted...
How tall is she?
4'11

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SomeLikeItHoth
05/19/22 9:26:01 PM
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Give her a chance.

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Doom_Art
05/19/22 9:30:48 PM
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SomeLikeItHoth posted...
Give her a chance.
I just don't wanna get caught in a trap where I sleep with her but it doesn't do it for me then it hurts her feelings then I feel like a dink

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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
05/19/22 9:40:51 PM
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Doom_Art posted...
Oh god fucking dammit she gained weight
Yeah when people were dealing with covid-19 they did not exercise or get out much if they were locked down or working from home.

She used to be a FWB, unless she is obese as hell you should not be cruel about it.

You do have the option of helping her slim down if you want her to have that great figure again.

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assassingriskel
05/19/22 9:42:34 PM
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Question to everybody telling TC to be nice and give her a chance. If the genders were reversed would your answers change?

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Doom_Art
05/19/22 9:47:10 PM
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RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted...
unless she is obese as hell you should not be cruel about it.
Not sleeping with her =/= being cruel

I know I'm dynamite in the sack but still

RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted...
You do have the option of helping her slim down if you want her to have that great figure again.

This would seem rather condescending on my part.


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NeonOctopus
05/19/22 9:47:46 PM
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Tell her you'll only give her dis dick if she loses 20 pounds

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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
05/19/22 9:48:07 PM
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assassingriskel posted...
Question to everybody telling TC to be nice and give her a chance. If the genders were reversed would your answers change?
I know people who gained weight due to the lockdown so no my answer would not change. Yes these people have slimmed back down but the fact remains that the covid-19 thing lead to many people getting fat.

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Doom_Art
05/19/22 9:49:31 PM
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RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted...
I know people who gained weight due to the lockdown so no my answer would not change. Yes these people have slimmed back down but the fact remains that the covid-19 thing lead to many people getting fat.
Perhaps I'm biased because I lost a ton of weight and got into the best shape of my life over the pandemic lol

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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
05/19/22 9:51:10 PM
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Doom_Art posted...
Perhaps I'm biased because I lost a ton of weight and got into the best shape of my life over the pandemic lol
Then man the fuck up and help her get into fucking shape. (The pun was intensional)

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Doom_Art
05/19/22 9:52:44 PM
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I'm sorry why is it now my responsibility tonbe this girls personal trainer

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3PiesAndAFork
05/19/22 9:53:37 PM
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I mean, if you wanna get the little guy up you gotta put in a bit of effort.

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assassingriskel
05/19/22 9:53:38 PM
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Doom_Art posted...
I'm sorry why is it now my responsibility tonbe this girls personal trainer
It is not. It is super weird and probably a double standard is the reason these guys are trying to shame you into fucking this chick

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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
05/19/22 9:58:14 PM
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If you dont like her being fat then you can help her get back to having a sexy body.

Depends on how good she was in bed to you, if she was just ok then turn her down. If she was a FWB you kept around because she was a fun time then put in some work to get her back to being a sexy lay.

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Krojen
05/19/22 10:03:44 PM
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A FWB from 5 years ago just hit me up rn too

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NeonOctopus
05/19/22 10:05:57 PM
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Why? We don't know who she is and she ain't gonna see it. No one is getting hurt except TC's pride

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bsp77
05/19/22 10:08:42 PM
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Wow, this is the funniest shit I have read all week

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littlebro07
05/19/22 10:12:47 PM
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More cushion for the pushin?

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Pogo_Marimo
05/19/22 10:15:17 PM
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Doom_Art posted...
Well she had made it clear through conversation that she's not interested in a relationship, only physical stuff.

Also sounds like the pandemic was rough to her.

I don't know. I feel like if I back out I'll hurt her feelings or something.
You'll enjoy yourself, go for it.

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bulletproofvita
05/19/22 10:23:38 PM
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Doom_Art posted...
Oh god fucking dammit she gained weight
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YellowSUV
05/19/22 10:25:07 PM
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Doom_Art posted...
Oh god fucking dammit she gained weight

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