Current Events > Scenario: Wonder Woman has Donald Trump tied up with her Lasso of truth.

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UnfairRepresent
04/30/22 11:21:57 PM
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And you get to ask him one question while he is in this state.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/4/9/AAZiH8AADL8V.jpg

What would you ask?

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g0ldie
04/30/22 11:22:41 PM
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how many people have you sexually assaulted?

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Humble_Novice
04/30/22 11:22:46 PM
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Was the pee tape real?
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Irony
04/30/22 11:22:59 PM
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Did Melanie ask if it was in yet

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Zikten
04/30/22 11:25:53 PM
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Can I record this to show the world?

I'd ask him if he believes all the shit he spews
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-Unowninator-
04/30/22 11:28:24 PM
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Only 1? Hmmm...

Who won the 2020 election fair & square? >:)

Edit: On second thought, did you conspire with Russia to win your first election?

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3PiesAndAFork
04/30/22 11:29:50 PM
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How do I get into your bank account?

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DD Divine
04/30/22 11:39:55 PM
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No matter what he says his supports will be like oh we know what he really means

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Questionmarktarius
04/30/22 11:40:33 PM
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Note that the lasso of truth is not a "lasso of not saying the same damn thing slightly differently four times".
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ZeroV2
04/30/22 11:41:36 PM
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He probably truthfully believes that he is the winner of the election, he didnt assault people, etc

youd have to ask him something that even he knows is scummy that he did

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Questionmarktarius
04/30/22 11:43:11 PM
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ZeroV2 posted...
youd have to ask him something that even he knows is scummy that he did
so... that Pizza Hut commercial?
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008Zulu
05/01/22 2:32:06 AM
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ZeroV2 posted...
He probably truthfully believes that he is the winner of the election
The lasso bypasses subjective truth. Even if he believes he won, he would be compelled to answer truthfully; Biden won.

I would ask him how many under age girls he has abused.

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Questionmarktarius
05/01/22 2:33:00 AM
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008Zulu posted...
The lasso bypasses subjective truth.
how the hell does that work?
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_____Cait
05/01/22 2:34:05 AM
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Who was involved with 1/6

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Duncanwii
05/01/22 2:35:48 AM
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Quick question, in this scenario is the Justice League real? Because if so I'd be more interested in that to be honest.

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Questionmarktarius
05/01/22 2:36:32 AM
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Duncanwii posted...
Quick question, in this scenario is the Justice League real?
Probably, seeing as we elected Luthor in 2016.

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Duncanwii
05/01/22 2:39:42 AM
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Questionmarktarius posted...

Probably, seeing as we elected Luthor in 2016.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/4/1/AAEhCpAAAsE9.jpg

Lex Luthor got elected in at least 2 different continuities.

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008Zulu
05/01/22 2:39:50 AM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
how the hell does that work?
No sarcasm, it's a magical lasso. I don't know how it works, it was forged by a God. All I know is what powers and abilities it has.

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Questionmarktarius
05/01/22 2:41:47 AM
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008Zulu posted...
No sarcasm, it's a magical lasso. I don't know how it works, it was forged by a God. All I know is what powers and abilities it has.
If that's the case, Diana could lasso herself, and ask the universe anything.
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Duncanwii
05/01/22 2:42:36 AM
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Questionmarktarius posted...

If that's the case, Diana could lasso herself, and ask the universe anything.

If Diana lassoed herself she would lose her powers.

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Ricemills
05/01/22 2:42:57 AM
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-Unowninator- posted...
Only 1? Hmmm...

Who won the 2020 election fair & square? >:)


the lasso of truth only bring out the answer that they think is true, not the actual fact.

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Questionmarktarius
05/01/22 2:43:46 AM
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Duncanwii posted...
If Diana lassoed herself she would lose her powers.
Worth it, to ask the universe any question at all.
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pegusus123456
05/01/22 2:44:48 AM
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With thirty seconds of thought, the question most damaging to his brand would be, "What's your opinion of the people that support you?"

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Questionmarktarius
05/01/22 2:50:27 AM
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pegusus123456 posted...
"What's your opinion of the people that support you?"
"Yes I am fucking Ivanka"
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GGuirao13
05/01/22 4:22:34 AM
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"What's the password to your bank account?"

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MICHALECOLE
05/01/22 5:13:22 AM
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g0ldie posted...
how many people have you sexually assaulted?
Correct question
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joe40001
05/01/22 5:17:29 AM
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I would ask him:
"Do you like yourself?"

I am fairly confident the answer he would say is "No", but what I would be fascinated by is how he responded to this admission to himself.

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UnfairRepresent
05/01/22 11:15:37 AM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
how the hell does that work?
How does a Lasso of truth work in the first place?

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Bligh_with_no_T
05/01/22 11:21:27 AM
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"fuck marry kill, Ivanka, Melania, Donald Trump"
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devilminion
05/02/22 10:55:54 AM
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Most of the questions here are for things that he could just deny later. I'd ask specifically where the evidence is that he committing the crimes.

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divot1338
05/02/22 10:59:43 AM
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What is your opinion of black people?

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Compsognathus
05/02/22 11:02:02 AM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
Probably, seeing as we elected Luthor in 2016.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/4/1/AAEhCpAAAsE9.jpg
That is incredibly insulting to Lex Luthor. Like he's an objectively evil, but he is at least the smartest person on Earth.

Trump's just evil.

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CalosiaTana
05/02/22 11:04:53 AM
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How's Ivanka's poon taste?

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UnfairRepresent
05/02/22 2:23:45 PM
#34:


Duncanwii posted...
Quick question, in this scenario is the Justice League real? Because if so I'd be more interested in that to be honest.

They all got killed by The Riddler


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pegusus123456
05/03/22 4:46:15 AM
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Compsognathus posted...
That is incredibly insulting to Lex Luthor. Like he's an objectively evil, but he is at least the smartest person on Earth.
Lex is also just a great president if Superman doesn't exist. Like in Red Son, the only reason America is able to withstand Superman's communist takeover is because Lex's leadership makes life in America so great. And then at the end when Superman is defeated, he leads the entire world into an era of peace and stability, curing all diseases and colonizing the solar system until he dies a thousand years later.

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UnfairRepresent
05/03/22 4:52:42 AM
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pegusus123456 posted...
Lex is also just a great president if Superman doesn't exist. Like in Red Son, the only reason America is able to withstand Superman's communist takeover is because Lex's leadership makes life in America so great. And then at the end when Superman is defeated, he leads the entire world into an era of peace and stability, curing all diseases and colonizing the solar system until he dies a thousand years later.
I like Red Son but Lex casually being like "Oh btw I've figured out how to solve ALL of the US' problems while playing chess. Here's a literal piece of paper with instructions of how to fix everything." was somehow even more "comicbook"y than the alien from out of space having punch ups with robots, men in spandex, monsters and tiny shrunken cities in jars.

I'm sure healthcare, homelessness, mental health awareness, sexism, racism, the corruption in the justice system/police force can be fixed just like that if you're "smart."

Remember that time in history people said smart things and Congress/The American population accepted it and everything was fine?

Me neither.

Fuck we had to have a war that killed 620,000 people over whether or not slavery was bad.

Right now people are trying to start wars because their fat idiot lying piece of shit Trump lost a democratic election.

Fix that with some notes you cooked up on a lark? I'd take the aliens buddying up to Stalin over that in realism please

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Sufferedphoneix
05/05/22 6:57:40 AM
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-Unowninator- posted...
Only 1? Hmmm...

Who won the 2020 election fair & square? >:)

Edit: On second thought, did you conspire with Russia to win your first election?

This made me think of injustice when wonder woman has joker tied up and batman stops her "I don't know what will come out of his mouth but it WONT be the truth."

Basically implying joker is so crazy he believes his own lies which on a technicality would make him honest in whatever he said.

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UnfairRepresent
05/05/22 3:35:10 PM
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Sufferedphoneix posted...
This made me think of injustice when wonder woman has joker tied up and batman stops her "I don't know what will come out of his mouth but it WONT be the truth."

Basically implying joker is so crazy he believes his own lies which on a technicality would make him honest in whatever he said.
I think Martian Man Hunter tried to read Joker's mind one time and just recoiled in agony as it was pure chaos

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Sufferedphoneix
05/06/22 6:55:30 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
I think Martian Man Hunter tried to read Joker's mind one time and just recoiled in agony as it was pure chaos

I honestly wish he'd get his own movie or show. Basically being a side character in supergirl wasn't enough. He's got like the lamest weakness but it suits him since it's psychological and part of his bag is psychologically fucking with his opponent.

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