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Kim_Seong-a
02/20/22 8:48:02 PM
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Look at this goofy piece of shit. The only way you could win a fight with one of these is if your enemy died of laughter.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/5/7/AAe6eNAAC81R.jpg

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DespondentDeity
02/20/22 8:48:55 PM
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That YouTube sword guy does an analysis of this shit

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knightmarexx
02/20/22 8:56:07 PM
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Flauros
02/20/22 8:56:31 PM
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Riddicks claw sword things

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RobertDoback
02/20/22 8:57:34 PM
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Kyle Ren's Excalibur Saber thing is pretty dumb.

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Zikten
02/20/22 9:04:09 PM
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Keyblades maybe
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ToadallyAwesome
02/20/22 9:07:03 PM
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Zikten posted...
Keyblades maybe

Fucking this. How do they cut? I guess friendship has a dark side

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UnholyMudcrab
02/20/22 9:08:02 PM
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The Gunblade is pretty dumb

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Mearcstapa
02/20/22 9:08:18 PM
#9:


Gunblade.

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Sphyx
02/21/22 3:34:46 AM
#10:


As much as I loved Vagrant Story, the Holy Win is the "why does their outfit have so many belts?!" of sword design.

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SSJGrimReaper
02/21/22 3:37:37 AM
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swordchucks

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gunplagirl
02/21/22 3:37:59 AM
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UnholyMudcrab posted...
The Gunblade is pretty dumb
There were actually historical ones so they aren't entirely fictional.

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Flauros
02/21/22 3:38:31 AM
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gunplagirl posted...
There were actually historical ones so they aren't entirely fictional.
They didnt work the way they did in FF8

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pegusus123456
02/21/22 3:50:13 AM
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gunplagirl posted...
There were actually historical ones so they aren't entirely fictional.
But they were a dumb idea IRL too, so that just makes it an even better answer lol.

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viewmaster_pi
02/21/22 3:52:40 AM
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https://youtu.be/p2ZUxKHwBlo

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St0rmFury
02/21/22 3:52:42 AM
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Illidan's blades.

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pegusus123456
02/21/22 3:54:23 AM
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St0rmFury posted...
Illidan's blades.
I never thought about it, but he is essentially just dual-wielding bat'leths

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gunplagirl
02/21/22 3:56:39 AM
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Oh, that one final fantasy tactics uhhh ar 2 grimoire of the rift guy with the stupid design and a million accessories and his sword is a fucking pizza cutter looking thing bigger than him

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pfh1001
02/21/22 3:59:19 AM
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Zikten posted...
Keyblades maybe
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gunplagirl
02/21/22 3:59:57 AM
#20:


Ah, I forgot all about crotch guns. And that blade hat from that James Bond movie. Or the parody version of a shoe from Austin Powers.

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YugiNoob
02/21/22 4:02:08 AM
#21:


The explosive homing projectile that Agent 7 tried to use before it was even installed

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Tyranthraxus
02/21/22 4:45:02 AM
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Is there any limit to how usable a given weapon actually is as a weapon because like Genis fights with a Kendama and that's not even the dumbest weapon in that game.

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Thompson
02/21/22 4:49:25 AM
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I don't know what movie it was, but it had SMGs with rotating minigun-esque barrels, and I thought that was pretty dumb.

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Ricemills
02/21/22 4:52:47 AM
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UnholyMudcrab posted...
The Gunblade is pretty dumb

this. you will break your wrist swinging a sword with that hilt/grip. and to make it even more stupid, you supposed to pull the trigger when it hits .

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gunplagirl
02/21/22 4:54:47 AM
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Ricemills posted...
this. you will break your wrist swinging a sword with that hilt/grip. and to make it even more stupid, you supposed to pull the trigger when it hits .
Only Squall's though. Lightning can make hers into a pistol or smg and it fires still because uhhh... L'Cie powers.

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Ricemills
02/21/22 4:56:18 AM
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gunplagirl posted...
Only Squall's though. Lightning can make hers into a pistol or smg and it fires still because uhhh... L'Cie powers.

yeah, even Soaper's gun blade made more sense.

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gunplagirl
02/21/22 4:56:51 AM
#27:


Tyranthraxus posted...
Is there any limit to how usable a given weapon actually is as a weapon because like Genis fights with a Kendama and that's not even the dumbest weapon in that game.
I mean didn't the witch girl in the first game equip a broomstick?

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YugiNoob
02/21/22 4:58:16 AM
#28:


While we're on the subject of that... how about a scythe/sniper rifle and sword/scythe/handgun?

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/7/0/AAPV5JAAC86K.jpg

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KamenRiderBlade
02/21/22 5:00:42 AM
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The TNG era designed Bat'leths look WAY more functional than the atrocity that Star Trek Discovery did when they introduced their Bat'leth.

ST: Discovery Bat'leth:
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/7/2/AAAFvAAAC86M.jpg

ST:TNG era designed Bat'leths:
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/7/3/AAAFvAAAC86N.jpg

Shadiversity Improved Practical Bat'leths:
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/7/4/AAAFvAAAC86O.jpg
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/7/5/AAAFvAAAC86P.jpg

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Ricemills
02/21/22 5:03:24 AM
#30:


Tyranthraxus posted...
Is there any limit to how usable a given weapon actually is as a weapon because like Genis fights with a Kendama and that's not even the dumbest weapon in that game.

if you combine a warhammer, a spear, and a flail it could be looking like a Kendama.

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jumi
02/21/22 5:58:00 AM
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gunplagirl posted...
Oh, that one final fantasy tactics uhhh ar 2 grimoire of the rift guy with the stupid design and a million accessories and his sword is a fucking pizza cutter looking thing bigger than him

Luso.

SSJGrimReaper posted...
swordchucks

...yo.

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Heartomaton
02/21/22 6:04:49 AM
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Say hello to the Krull Glaive.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/1/6/AAcI8BAAC864.jpg

Yes, you are meant to throw that and catch it when it boomerangs back to you.

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Irony
02/21/22 6:17:56 AM
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Any weapon that is something at the end of a chain.

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The_Korey
02/21/22 6:47:33 AM
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SSJGrimReaper posted...
swordchucks
Irony posted...
Any weapon that is something at the end of a chain.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/3/8/AAPDLMAAC87O.jpg
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/3/9/AAPDLMAAC87P.jpg

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Heartomaton
02/21/22 6:57:48 AM
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I don't know if it was his direct idea, but the Krull film overall was the brainchild of producer Ron Silverman.

Fun fact, Krull was the fourth movie Liam Neeson was ever in. Not that it's relevant to this topic.

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pfh1001
02/21/22 4:45:58 PM
#37:


Heartomaton posted...
Say hello to the Krull Glaive.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/1/6/AAcI8BAAC864.jpg

Yes, you are meant to throw that and catch it when it boomerangs back to you.


Yeah, but it's pretty clearly magical as fuck because the wielder can basically use it with something like the Force or telekinesis. And it was designed to be unusual and eye catching, so...

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DeadBankerDream
02/21/22 4:49:44 PM
#38:


ToadallyAwesome posted...
Fucking this. How do they cut? I guess friendship has a dark side
They don't cut*. They boink you and you go to horny jail.

*They sometimes cut when it's cool

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Feline_Heart
02/21/22 4:52:33 PM
#39:


The proto-tool from Ben 10. It can do pretty much anything and that makes no sense

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OmegaShinkai
02/21/22 4:55:28 PM
#40:


FF8 gunblades don't even have a barrel, it's an enormous vibrating blade.
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McMarbles
02/21/22 5:16:54 PM
#41:


Kim_Seong-a posted...
Look at this goofy piece of shit. The only way you could win a fight with one of these is if your enemy died of laughter.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/5/7/AAe6eNAAC81R.jpg

Darth Maul's double lightsaber.

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Ruvan22
02/21/22 5:26:54 PM
#42:


Kim_Seong-a posted...
Look at this goofy piece of shit. The only way you could win a fight with one of these is if your enemy died of laughter.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/5/7/AAe6eNAAC81R.jpg

I thought that wasn't how you were supposed to hold it? In the TNG episode when Alexander waves it around like the Worf reprimands him and holds it along his arm...
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FF_Redux
02/21/22 5:30:40 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/6/0/AANGKsAAC9DY.jpg

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furb
02/21/22 5:32:40 PM
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FF_Redux posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/6/0/AANGKsAAC9DY.jpg

Resonance of Fate is a good game tho

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UnholyMudcrab
02/21/22 5:33:44 PM
#45:


Ruvan22 posted...
I thought that wasn't how you were supposed to hold it? In the TNG episode when Alexander waves it around like the Worf reprimands him and holds it along his arm...
Most times you see them being used, it's with both hands on the weapon. Which is even worse, because your reach would be terrible.

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meralonne
02/21/22 5:34:50 PM
#46:


Zikten posted...
Keyblades maybe

Keyblades definitely

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Guide
02/21/22 5:48:12 PM
#47:


The Flying Guillotine:
https://youtu.be/vvE9WfsP73A?t=20

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meralonne
02/21/22 5:55:31 PM
#48:


Guide posted...
The Flying Guillotine:

YOU TAKE THAT BACK

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Guide
02/21/22 5:57:56 PM
#49:


meralonne posted...
YOU TAKE THAT BACK
I know what I said.

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TheGoldenEel
02/21/22 5:58:41 PM
#50:


gunplagirl posted...
Oh, that one final fantasy tactics uhhh ar 2 grimoire of the rift guy with the stupid design and a million accessories and his sword is a fucking pizza cutter looking thing bigger than him
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/7/3/AAW8UqAAC9Dl.jpg

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