Poll of the Day > hey boo, if slimes were real would you want a pet slime?

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Lokarin
02/12/22 12:54:50 PM
#1:


I want a pet slime

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Metalsonic66
02/12/22 1:02:30 PM
#2:


Can you pet a Slime without getting slime on your hands?

Does the Slime leave slime trails all over the house?

What does a Slime eat?

How often does the Slime poop or urinate?

Can the Slime be litter trained, or would it need to go on walks?

Do I need to take the Slime to an "exotic vet"?

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DragonClaw01
02/12/22 1:32:49 PM
#3:


They seem pretty cool & the have a calm temperament which I like in a pet, so yeah.

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Revelation34
02/22/22 7:04:49 AM
#4:


Is it the really nasty kind of the Dragon Quest ones? I'll take one of each Dragon Quest ones as pets. Including King Slime.

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ParanoidObsessive
02/22/22 7:07:06 AM
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Depends on how slimes would work in a real world context. Biology, risks, sentience/sapience, etc.

I mean, not gonna lie, I've read some slime hentai. There's some intriguing ideas there.

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Gaawa_chan
02/22/22 7:26:16 AM
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If they're as smart as DQ slimes, that seems... kind of unethical. TC is not clear enough on the parameters and such. It would depend.

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Lokarin
02/22/22 8:01:06 AM
#7:


Gaawa_chan posted...
If they're as smart as DQ slimes, that seems... kind of unethical.

there's nothing wrong with having an intelligent pet, I mean - I don't mean slavery, but they aren't your adopted child either... they're just added family :D

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Revelation34
02/22/22 9:33:34 AM
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Gaawa_chan posted...
If they're as smart as DQ slimes, that seems... kind of unethical. TC is not clear enough on the parameters and such. It would depend.


They can be a friend instead then.

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St_Kevin
02/22/22 10:57:52 AM
#9:


Can't you just buy a stuffy at Wal-Mart?

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LinkPizza
02/22/22 11:11:32 AM
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Does it hurt me?

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chelsea_wtf
02/22/22 12:29:17 PM
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id like to be a pet slime

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Lokarin
02/22/22 12:38:34 PM
#12:


chelsea_wtf posted...
id like to be a pet slime

:D

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Soup_or_Science
02/22/22 12:55:04 PM
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Slimes are real, my guy~

Butcha can't keep 'im! He get all slimy everywhere.

Wait, I think slimes are its. Until you start dressing them up.

So. Are you looking to adopt?

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chelsea_wtf
02/22/22 1:27:05 PM
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Lokarin posted...
:D
fair warning im more of a 'sludge' than a slime tho. make sure to wash your hands after petting me

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Lokarin
02/22/22 1:27:29 PM
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chelsea_wtf posted...
fair warning im more of a 'sludge' than a slime tho. make sure to wash your hands after petting me

like Shuggy the Unshaven, who is also rather cute

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chelsea_wtf
02/22/22 1:53:56 PM
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Lokarin posted...
like Shuggy the Unshaven, who is also rather cute
yeah exactly. i dont mean any harm, i just happen to be slightly due to the nature of the refining process that manufactured me as a byproduct. ill try my best not to dissolve your skin, but i might leave a rash with prolonged contact .

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NeoSioType
02/22/22 3:47:53 PM
#17:


Are we talking firm tear drop jellies or piles of slimy sludge?
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Lokarin
02/22/22 3:55:11 PM
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NeoSioType posted...
Are we talking firm tear drop jellies or piles of slimy sludge?

Hey... old age affects everyone

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Revelation34
02/22/22 11:43:03 PM
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I think the Dragon Quest slimes are more like jellies. The ones from the Tales series are acidic nasty fuckers.

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Nade Duck
02/23/22 12:10:52 AM
#20:


slime.. girls?

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GunslingerGunsl
02/23/22 10:13:45 AM
#21:


I love slimes, so yes.

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