Current Events > This line from Step Brothers always makes me LOL

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burns112233 02/10/22 2:18:19 PM #1:	Alright, here's a scenario for you, Dad. Suppose Nancy sees me coming out of the shower and decides to come on to me. I'm looking good. I've got a luscious V of hair going from my chest pubes down to my ball-fro. And she takes one look at me, and she goes: 'Oh, my God. I've had the old bull, now I want the young calf.' Now in video form: https://youtu.be/iRj0DE837fw <cite>burns112233 posted [p:962534588] in This line ... [t:79893197]...</cite> <quote>Alright, here's a scenario for you, Dad. Suppose Nancy sees me coming out of the shower and decides to come on to me. I'm looking good. I've got a luscious V of hair going from my chest pubes down to my ball-fro. And she takes one look at me, and she goes: 'Oh, my God. I've had the old bull, now I want the young calf.' Now in video form: https://youtu.be/iRj0DE837fw </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Machete 02/10/22 2:33:24 PM #2:	I like the part when one is rubbing his scrotum all over the drums. --- I do not receive notifications, so using the @ feature will not do anything. I might see your post and respond though if I have already been in the topic. <cite>Machete posted [p:962535051] in This line ... [t:79893197]...</cite> <quote>I like the part when one is rubbing his scrotum all over the drums.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
XxKrazyChaosxX 02/10/22 2:36:30 PM #3:	HEY, YOU'RE EMBARRASSING YOURSELF, YOU GERIATRIC FUCK! Two things! You keep your liver-spotted hands off my beautiful mother, she's a saint! And then you sit down and you write Dale and Brennan a check for ten thousand dollars... or I'm gonna shove one of those fake hearing devices, so far up your ass, you can hear the sound of your small intestine as it produces... SHIT! --- "I woke up at four am by accident in time for the paper to be delivered. Guess what? It's not a kid on a bike, it's a man in a car." - Kevin Malone <cite>XxKrazyChaosxX posted [p:962535147] in This line ... [t:79893197]...</cite> <quote>HEY, YOU'RE EMBARRASSING YOURSELF, YOU GERIATRIC FUCK! Two things! You keep your liver-spotted hands off my beautiful mother, she's a saint! And then you sit down and you write Dale and Brennan a check for ten thousand dollars... or I'm gonna shove one of those fake hearing devices, so far up your ass, you can hear the sound of your small intestine as it produces... SHIT! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PatrickMahomes 02/10/22 2:37:31 PM #4:	l DIDN'T WANT SALMON, I SAID IT FOUR TIMES --- https://i.imgur.com/cEQy3f4.png / https://i.imgur.com/gWKaLHC.png https://i.imgur.com/u6JR7qX.jpeg <cite>PatrickMahomes posted [p:962535175] in This line ... [t:79893197]...</cite> <quote>l DIDN'T WANT SALMON, I SAID IT FOUR TIMES </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Southernfatman 02/10/22 2:37:48 PM #5:	XxKrazyChaosxX posted... HEY, YOU'RE EMBARRASSING YOURSELF, YOU GERIATRIC FUCK! Two things! You keep your liver-spotted hands off my beautiful mother, she's a saint! And then you sit down and you write Dale and Brennan a check for ten thousand dollars... or I'm gonna shove one of those fake hearing devices, so far up your ass, you can hear the sound of your small intestine as it produces... SHIT! Came to post this --- http://i.imgur.com/hslUvRN.jpg When I sin I sin real good. <cite>Southernfatman posted [p:962535183] in This line ... [t:79893197]...</cite> <quote>XxKrazyChaosxX posted... </cite> <quote>HEY, YOU'RE EMBARRASSING YOURSELF, YOU GERIATRIC FUCK! Two things! You keep your liver-spotted hands off my beautiful mother, she's a saint! And then you sit down and you write Dale and Brennan a check for ten thousand dollars... or I'm gonna shove one of those fake hearing devices, so far up your ass, you can hear the sound of your small intestine as it produces... SHIT!</quote> Came to post this </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The Popo 02/10/22 2:38:35 PM #6:	YOURE WAKlNG THE NEIGHBORS!!! --- Live action Hungry Hungry Hippos though, now that was a sport. ~Aeon Azuran <cite>The Popo posted [p:962535205] in This line ... [t:79893197]...</cite> <quote>YOURE WAKlNG THE NEIGHBORS!!! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
burns112233 02/10/22 2:57:39 PM #7:	XxKrazyChaosxX posted... HEY, YOU'RE EMBARRASSING YOURSELF, YOU GERIATRIC FUCK! Two things! You keep your liver-spotted hands off my beautiful mother, she's a saint! And then you sit down and you write Dale and Brennan a check for ten thousand dollars... or I'm gonna shove one of those fake hearing devices, so far up your ass, you can hear the sound of your small intestine as it produces... SHIT! <cite>burns112233 posted [p:962535804] in This line ... [t:79893197]...</cite> <quote>XxKrazyChaosxX posted... </cite> <quote>HEY, YOU'RE EMBARRASSING YOURSELF, YOU GERIATRIC FUCK! Two things! You keep your liver-spotted hands off my beautiful mother, she's a saint! And then you sit down and you write Dale and Brennan a check for ten thousand dollars... or I'm gonna shove one of those fake hearing devices, so far up your ass, you can hear the sound of your small intestine as it produces... SHIT!</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WaterLink 02/10/22 3:00:44 PM #8:	That movie came out the summer before my freshman year in college and that first year and I greeted girls with "Hello miss lady" far too often. Was nice when they got the reference though. --- https://i.imgur.com/Y5Tq1gV.gif https://i.imgur.com/sgLkVQU.gif Joe Burrow, the legend <cite>WaterLink posted [p:962535900] in This line ... [t:79893197]...</cite> <quote>That movie came out the summer before my freshman year in college and that first year and I greeted girls with "Hello miss lady" far too often. Was nice when they got the reference though. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Heartomaton 02/10/22 3:01:39 PM #9:	It's the fuckin' Catalina Wine Mixer! --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. <cite>Heartomaton posted [p:962535928] in This line ... [t:79893197]...</cite> <quote>It's the fuckin' Catalina Wine Mixer! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lorenzo_2003 02/10/22 3:04:10 PM #10:	When they went for the job interview, I just about died. --- ... <cite>Lorenzo_2003 posted [p:962536007] in This line ... [t:79893197]...</cite> <quote>When they went for the job interview, I just about died. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DyingPancake 02/10/22 3:12:07 PM #11:	Dale: You and your mom are hillbillies. This is a house of learn-ed doctors. Brennan: You're not a doctor...you're a big, fat, curly-headed f*! --- Pine State milk <cite>DyingPancake posted [p:962536235] in This line ... [t:79893197]...</cite> <quote>Dale: You and your mom are hillbillies. This is a house of learn-ed doctors. Brennan: You're not a doctor...you're a big, fat, curly-headed f*! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RchHomieQuanChi 02/10/22 3:16:25 PM #12:	"I love you. Stay golden, ponyboy." --- I have nothing else to say <cite>RchHomieQuanChi posted [p:962536344] in This line ... [t:79893197]...</cite> <quote>"I love you. Stay golden, ponyboy." </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
burns112233 02/11/22 4:06:55 AM #13:	DyingPancake posted... Dale: You and your mom are hillbillies. This is a house of learn-ed doctors. Brennan: You're not a doctor...you're a big, fat, curly-headed f*! <cite>burns112233 posted [p:962553355] in This line ... [t:79893197]...</cite> <quote>DyingPancake posted... </cite> <quote>Dale: You and your mom are hillbillies. This is a house of learn-ed doctors. Brennan: You're not a doctor...you're a big, fat, curly-headed f*!</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
sktgamer_13dude 02/11/22 4:12:10 AM #14:	He had the craziest look in his eyes and he said lets get it on --- http://i.imgur.com/jWVrg9U.gif http://i.imgur.com/g2efUtT.jpg http://i.imgur.com/5dOwhaP.jpg http://i.imgur.com/LVdqu8J.gif Go Cougs and M's RIP SMV 2/25/21 <cite>sktgamer_13dude posted [p:962553399] in This line ... [t:79893197]...</cite> <quote>He had the craziest look in his eyes and he said lets get it on</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SomeLikeItHoth 02/11/22 4:17:45 AM #15:	The Popo posted... YOURE WAKlNG THE NEIGHBORS!!! Shut up! --- FAM FOREVER. \| https://i.imgur.com/cGrHeeU.jpg <cite>SomeLikeItHoth posted [p:962553447] in This line ... [t:79893197]...</cite> <quote>The Popo posted... </cite> <quote>YOURE WAKlNG THE NEIGHBORS!!!</quote>Shut up! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MICHALECOLE 02/11/22 4:18:30 AM #16:	I hate movies where grown men act like children <cite>MICHALECOLE posted [p:962553453] in This line ... [t:79893197]...</cite> <quote>I hate movies where grown men act like children </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheoryzC 02/11/22 4:27:58 AM #17:	Are you fucking crazy, man? You sound insane, do you realize that? You should be medicated. --- This is where my sigs suppose to be. <cite>TheoryzC posted [p:962553542] in This line ... [t:79893197]...</cite> <quote>Are you fucking crazy, man? You sound insane, do you realize that? You should be medicated. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bulletproofvita 02/11/22 4:31:28 AM #18:	https://youtu.be/ciS914MaDl8 --- I don't do signatures. <cite>bulletproofvita posted [p:962553570] in This line ... [t:79893197]...</cite> <quote>https://youtu.be/ciS914MaDl8 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SwayM 02/11/22 5:30:18 AM #19:	burns112233 posted... Alright, here's a scenario for you, Dad. Suppose Nancy sees me coming out of the shower and decides to come on to me. I'm looking good. I've got a luscious V of hair going from my chest pubes down to my ball-fro. And she takes one look at me, and she goes: 'Oh, my God. I've had the old bull, now I want the young calf.' Now in video form: https://youtu.be/iRj0DE837fw followed by the absolute greatest line reading ever and 10/10 shut the fuck up! --- Like 90% of CE topics are the same way lol. CE is edgy/contrarian as f*** and will do anything to troll the TC/OP. -Touch <cite>SwayM posted [p:962554012] in This line ... [t:79893197]...</cite> <quote>burns112233 posted... </cite> <quote>Alright, here's a scenario for you, Dad. Suppose Nancy sees me coming out of the shower and decides to come on to me. I'm looking good. I've got a luscious V of hair going from my chest pubes down to my ball-fro. And she takes one look at me, and she goes: 'Oh, my God. I've had the old bull, now I want the young calf.' Now in video form: https://youtu.be/iRj0DE837fw</quote> followed by the absolute greatest line reading ever and 10/10 shut the fuck up! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
jumi 02/11/22 5:35:41 AM #20:	https://youtu.be/xUsOJrw5PJE --- XBL Gamertag: Rob Thorsman Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/robertvsilvers <cite>jumi posted [p:962554062] in This line ... [t:79893197]...</cite> <quote>https://youtu.be/xUsOJrw5PJE </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RiKuToTheMiGhtY 02/11/22 5:55:23 AM #21:	MICHALECOLE posted... I hate movies where grown men act like children Grown Ups is far worse then Step Brothers, atleast this one is funny, Grown Ups is just a stupid film which never should have gotten a sequel. --- doa-plus.com - We Press Forward. . . By Pressing Back. <cite>RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted [p:962554238] in This line ... [t:79893197]...</cite> <quote>MICHALECOLE posted... </cite> <quote>I hate movies where grown men act like children</quote>Grown Ups is far worse then Step Brothers, atleast this one is funny, Grown Ups is just a stupid film which never should have gotten a sequel. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
InTheEyesOfFire 02/11/22 6:00:27 AM #22:	Why are you sweaty? I was watching cops --- I should not walk so a child may live. <cite>InTheEyesOfFire posted [p:962554289] in This line ... [t:79893197]...</cite> <quote>Why are you sweaty? I was watching cops </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MICHALECOLE 02/11/22 2:49:58 PM #23:	RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted... Grown Ups is far worse then Step Brothers, atleast this one is funny, Grown Ups is just a stupid film which never should have gotten a sequel. I didnt think either was funny i actually walked out of step brothers and got my money back <cite>MICHALECOLE posted [p:962565070] in This line ... [t:79893197]...</cite> <quote>RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted... </cite> <quote>Grown Ups is far worse then Step Brothers, atleast this one is funny, Grown Ups is just a stupid film which never should have gotten a sequel.</quote>I didnt think either was funny i actually walked out of step brothers and got my money back </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
josifrees 02/13/22 1:00:49 PM #24:	Step brothers is really good --- Quit Crying <cite>josifrees posted [p:962614278] in This line ... [t:79893197]...</cite> <quote>Step brothers is really good </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Father_ 02/13/22 1:03:31 PM #25:	"I manage my baseball team" "Oh, do you coach little league?" mutters under his breath "fantasy league" --- GO TO YOUR ROOM! <cite>Father_ posted [p:962614338] in This line ... [t:79893197]...</cite> <quote>"I manage my baseball team" "Oh, do you coach little league?" mutters under his breath "fantasy league" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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archedsoul 02/13/22 1:08:50 PM #27:	Chewbacca masks!!!!! It's okay that mine's not movie-quality. --- "Fear cuts deeper than swords." <cite>archedsoul posted [p:962614471] in This line ... [t:79893197]...</cite> <quote>Chewbacca masks!!!!! It's okay that mine's not movie-quality. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
brestugo 02/13/22 1:14:32 PM #28:	sktgamer_13dude posted... He had the craziest look in his eyes and he said lets get it on "I'm so not a raper (sic), I was talking about the fight." --- "Art is how we decorate space; Music is how we decorate time." -Jean Michel Basquiat <cite>brestugo posted [p:962614582] in This line ... [t:79893197]...</cite> <quote>sktgamer_13dude posted... </cite> <quote>He had the craziest look in his eyes and he said lets get it on</quote>"I'm so not a raper (sic), I was talking about the fight." </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jagr_68 02/13/22 1:19:30 PM #29:	InTheEyesOfFire posted... Why are you sweaty? I was watching cops "That's cuz you touched my fucking drum set cuz I KNOW COPS DOESN'T START TIL 4!" --- New York Rangers [2004-2008] https://media.giphy.com/media/WvQHBYW0q4TuxdAg61/giphy.gif https://psnprofiles.com/Jaromiroquai68 <cite>Jagr_68 posted [p:962614691] in This line ... [t:79893197]...</cite> <quote>InTheEyesOfFire posted... </cite> <quote>Why are you sweaty? I was watching cops</quote> "That's cuz you touched my fucking drum set cuz I KNOW COPS DOESN'T START TIL 4!" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jagr_68 02/13/22 1:22:21 PM #30:	Side note Step Brothers is apparently Joaquin Phoenix's acknowledged favorite movie therefore it is Oscar-worthy by default. --- New York Rangers [2004-2008] https://media.giphy.com/media/WvQHBYW0q4TuxdAg61/giphy.gif https://psnprofiles.com/Jaromiroquai68 <cite>Jagr_68 posted [p:962614754] in This line ... [t:79893197]...</cite> <quote>Side note Step Brothers is apparently Joaquin Phoenix's acknowledged favorite movie therefore it is Oscar-worthy by default. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Touch 02/13/22 1:26:10 PM #31:	I'm not a big fan of Will Ferrell movies but Step Brothers is just too amazing --- Oh, I wanna be the one you call drunk <cite>Touch posted [p:962614826] in This line ... [t:79893197]...</cite> <quote>I'm not a big fan of Will Ferrell movies but Step Brothers is just too amazing </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 02/13/22 1:29:29 PM #32:	How many times have we had the dad's reaction when reading through topics on CE lol I actually didn't know the comedy world was so divided on this movie until a couple years ago. I thought it was universally loved. I was at the perfect age for it on release tho. So, I can't unbiasedly say that doesn't play atleast some part. --- Name checks out "I don't wanna be the toughest, I just keep it 100 and think nothin of it"- Black Thought <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:962614891] in This line ... [t:79893197]...</cite> <quote>How many times have we had the dad's reaction when reading through topics on CE lol I actually didn't know the comedy world was so divided on this movie until a couple years ago. I thought it was universally loved. I was at the perfect age for it on release tho. So, I can't unbiasedly say that doesn't play atleast some part. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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