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MabusIncarnate
02/12/22 12:28:45 AM
#301:


She picked up my games at the post office today

I'm on kart how do I join this?

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Harpie
02/12/22 12:29:21 AM
#302:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
At least I won a few unlike you in Mario Party. Check and MATE.
Listen listen that aint for long johnny boi. Im biding my time for the right moment to win

ive played 15-20 games with friends on MPS and still have no wins ._.

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Johnny_Nutcase
02/12/22 12:29:47 AM
#303:


Explain it to him Miss Mario Kart EXPERT.

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Harpie
02/12/22 12:29:56 AM
#304:


MabusIncarnate posted...
She picked up my games at the post office today

I'm on kart how do I join this?
Go to Online, hit 1player, Friends, then join my lobby

edit: nvm youre here. Computers or just us?

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MabusIncarnate
02/12/22 12:31:00 AM
#305:


I'm in mofos

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MabusIncarnate
02/12/22 12:38:54 AM
#306:


Whew I suck at this

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Johnny_Nutcase
02/12/22 12:38:58 AM
#307:


Ohhhh Harpie I was right on your ass on that one. Plus I just discovered your shortcut. That's all I need to learn now and i'll beat you everytime.

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Harpie
02/12/22 12:43:45 AM
#308:


MabusIncarnate posted...
Whew I suck at this
Honestly you are miles better than johnny was yesterday lmaoo

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Talib_21
02/12/22 12:44:46 AM
#309:


MabusIncarnate posted...
Whew I suck at this
Youd beat me Im fucking terrible at Mario Kart

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Smackems
02/12/22 12:46:33 AM
#310:


JimCarrysToe posted...
Id like to take a moment to thank my pussy. I thought i wasnt having my period this month but it decided to surprise me 13 days late while i was on the toilet. Didnt enjoy the waddle to my room to get a pad but im pretty happy i didnt have to deal with any spontaneous japanese flags.
Kudos to your giner

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Johnny_Nutcase
02/12/22 12:46:56 AM
#311:


Harpie posted...
Honestly you are miles better than johnny was yesterday lmaoo

Hey.... fuck you buddy!

Talib you gonna play with us in either Kart or Party?

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Harpie
02/12/22 12:48:02 AM
#312:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Hey.... fuck you buddy!
But youve gotten a lot better in just a day so

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Harpie
02/12/22 12:49:10 AM
#313:


JimCarrysToe posted...
Id like to take a moment to thank my pussy. I thought i wasnt having my period this month but it decided to surprise me 13 days late while i was on the toilet. Didnt enjoy the waddle to my room to get a pad but im pretty happy i didnt have to deal with any spontaneous japanese flags.
bless jims pussy

mine did this too this month it was glorious. I then proceeded to bleed everywhere after a few hours because I forgot to put a tampon in oops

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Harpie
02/12/22 12:49:37 AM
#314:


@Talib_21 where you at buddy

Also we playing mario party? Or more mario kart

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Johnny_Nutcase
02/12/22 12:50:09 AM
#315:


Whatever they decide. I'll play either or.

Also congrats Jim on not being pregnant.

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MabusIncarnate
02/12/22 12:50:12 AM
#316:


I'll do another round of kart then go to party if you all are down to play for a bit

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Johnny_Nutcase
02/12/22 12:51:42 AM
#317:


Sounds good to me.

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Talib_21
02/12/22 12:51:59 AM
#318:


after my sink broke water went everywhere so Im still mopping this up lmao. Should be done in about ten, we gonna be Karting or Partying?

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Johnny_Nutcase
02/12/22 12:54:28 AM
#319:


Party after this game is done.

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MabusIncarnate
02/12/22 12:54:55 AM
#320:


Oh I cocked that one over real good

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MabusIncarnate
02/12/22 12:56:12 AM
#321:


How do you drift, hold down B and A when turning?

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Johnny_Nutcase
02/12/22 12:56:53 AM
#322:


Just A

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Harpie
02/12/22 12:57:27 AM
#323:


MabusIncarnate posted...
How do you drift, hold down B and A when turning?
Tap b while turning, dont hold if you wanna slow down

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Talib_21
02/12/22 12:59:23 AM
#324:


Harpie posted...
Tap b while turning, dont hold if you wanna slow down
Ive been using the R button.

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armandro
02/12/22 1:01:05 AM
#325:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLSZo2rpUuc

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Harpie
02/12/22 1:01:14 AM
#326:


Talib_21 posted...
Ive been using the R button.
Well you use ZR to drift, but tapping B can control your drift so you dont swing out

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Talib_21
02/12/22 1:02:31 AM
#327:


Harpie posted...
Well you use ZR to drift, but tapping B can control your drift so you dont swing out
Ok thats what I meant, Im not used to having another R button. That makes sense whenever I drift im out of control.

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Johnny_Nutcase
02/12/22 1:03:15 AM
#328:


FUCKIN HARPIE always pullin some weasel shit out at the end.

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MabusIncarnate
02/12/22 1:03:24 AM
#329:


What's the murder Harpie button?

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Harpie
02/12/22 1:04:12 AM
#330:


Its mario party time lads

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MabusIncarnate
02/12/22 1:05:17 AM
#331:


Doing a quick update

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Harpie
02/12/22 1:05:54 AM
#332:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
FUCKIN HARPIE always pullin some weasel shit out at the end.
Its so lucky too I get last minute items that save my ass from your three to FIVE RED SHELLS IN A ROW

MabusIncarnate posted...
What's the murder Harpie button?
alt f4

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Johnny_Nutcase
02/12/22 1:06:23 AM
#333:


Time for Harpie to be the punching bag.

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MabusIncarnate
02/12/22 1:11:36 AM
#334:


I'm not baked enough for this, gonna fix that

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Harpie
02/12/22 1:13:16 AM
#335:


MabusIncarnate posted...
I'm not baked enough for this, gonna fix that
same, imma get real toasty

also pls press plus

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MabusIncarnate
02/12/22 1:13:22 AM
#336:


Oh shit my bad

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Johnny_Nutcase
02/12/22 1:14:03 AM
#337:


Harpie looked like she was takin a shit in that photo.

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Harpie
02/12/22 1:23:15 AM
#338:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Harpie looked like she was takin a shit in that photo.
yeah on mabus

MabusIncarnate posted...
Oh shit my bad
See??

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MabusIncarnate
02/12/22 1:25:28 AM
#339:


Get off my nuts Peach

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Johnny_Nutcase
02/12/22 1:30:37 AM
#340:


Learn to count losers!

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Harpie
02/12/22 1:30:52 AM
#341:


FUCK why did I change to 16 last second I HAD IT

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Johnny_Nutcase
02/12/22 1:37:53 AM
#342:


Fuckin controller batteries are low. Can I switch to mobile if they go out on me?

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Harpie
02/12/22 1:41:43 AM
#343:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Fuckin controller batteries are low. Can I switch to mobile if they go out on me?
there shouldnt be a problem doing that

but why cant you just plug it in?

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Johnny_Nutcase
02/12/22 1:44:18 AM
#344:


It's the joycons i'd have to dock it.

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Talib_21
02/12/22 1:45:47 AM
#345:


Wow a pity star lol

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Smackems
02/12/22 1:46:01 AM
#346:


So what y'all doin and how much longer you doin it

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MabusIncarnate
02/12/22 2:00:58 AM
#347:


We are in a party game right now, not sure how much longer. We are deep.

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Smackems
02/12/22 2:07:37 AM
#348:


MabusIncarnate posted...
We are in a party game right now, not sure how much longer. We are deep.
Ah. I think I'm too tired to play that

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Johnny_Nutcase
02/12/22 2:08:20 AM
#349:


Oh my fuck Talib what the fuck kinda cherry tossin was that?

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Harpie
02/12/22 2:08:37 AM
#350:


my god I though mabus and I were bad at the fruit minigame but johnny and talib what happened???

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