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SydneySweenHero
02/07/22 12:49:28 PM
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I testified in preliminary trial a few months ago >_> The DA just called me and said they're going to main trial in a few months so I gotta testify as his witness again. Anyone testify before in a trial? I heard the cross-examination is more intense in main trial cuz in preliminary, they're more loosey goosey since it's just to establish charges lol.

Should I play lots of Ace Attorney to psyche myself up? >_>

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sktgamer_13dude
02/07/22 12:49:55 PM
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Yes officer, those were the boobs in question.

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Jagr_68
02/07/22 12:50:25 PM
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My legal suggestion is to get the lube ready.

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PatrickMahomes
02/07/22 12:52:17 PM
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context?

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Machete
02/07/22 12:53:00 PM
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You should say "your honor, I would like to introduce a new piece of evidence to the court. Exhibit D!" then whip out your D.

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darkprince45
02/07/22 12:53:15 PM
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Do your best to just remain cool. If you dont know the answer to something, just say you dont know. They can grill you hard and if you mess up once, theyll pounce

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BlueBoy675
02/07/22 12:54:36 PM
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Once they break you in the cross examination be sure to have an epic breakdown Ace Attorney style


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trappedunderice
02/07/22 12:55:05 PM
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This is happening.
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MC_BatCommander
02/07/22 12:58:09 PM
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Providing services as an expert witness for something titty related?

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darkprince45
02/07/22 1:00:14 PM
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And usually in preliminary, you just waste your time there. Sitting in the back. Waiting to hear if it got moved, charges dropped, etc..

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Compsognathus
02/07/22 1:00:26 PM
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It doesn't count unless you yell "you can't handle the truth" at least once.

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Hambo the Hog
02/07/22 1:03:19 PM
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Try to stay calm. Any time you aren't familiar enough to respond to a question, simply tell them you dunno. They could roast you pretty good and if you ever slip up, they'll maul you.

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candyapplered
02/07/22 1:04:37 PM
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Stay calm and remember, it's only a lie if you believe its a lie. *wink*wink

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Heartomaton
02/07/22 1:05:19 PM
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Take your pants off in the courtroom.

Do it.

Do it.

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SydneySweenHero
02/07/22 1:06:35 PM
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darkprince45 posted...
Do your best to just remain cool. If you dont know the answer to something, just say you dont know. They can grill you hard and if you mess up once, theyll pounce
thx

Machete posted...
You should say "your honor, I would like to introduce a new piece of evidence to the court. Exhibit D!" then whip out your D.

BlueBoy675 posted...
Once they break you in the cross examination be sure to have an epic breakdown Ace Attorney style

MC_BatCommander posted...
Providing services as an expert witness for something titty related?

Compsognathus posted...
It doesn't count unless you yell "you can't handle the truth" at least once.
lol

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SydneySweenHero
02/07/22 1:08:38 PM
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PatrickMahomes posted...
context?
I don't want to go into it too much but me, my partner, and 2 cops got assaulted while on duty, with me and a cop going to the hospital. One cop got the worst of it, but he's fine now. I probably got the 2nd worst, and the other 2 were mostly fine >_> He's looking at a bunch of felonies for assaulting each of us

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Cocytus
02/07/22 1:09:26 PM
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SydneySweenHero posted...
I testified in preliminary trial a few months ago >_> The DA just called me and said they're going to main trial in a few months so I gotta testify as his witness again. Anyone testify before in a trial? I heard the cross-examination is more intense in main trial cuz in preliminary, they're more loosey goosey since it's just to establish charges lol.

Should I play lots of Ace Attorney to psyche myself up? >_>
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SSJGrimReaper
02/07/22 1:11:06 PM
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Judge: I am really sick of this guy with a million accounts posting their >_> face under every single account. Your accounts get banned and you still come back.

Can you give it a break? Or at least post all of your account names so I can block them all? Thanks.

Seriously it's fucking spam and it's unnecessary.

Is there a reason you can't stick to one account? Why can't you stay as Neon Octopus?

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PatrickMahomes
02/07/22 1:44:01 PM
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SydneySweenHero posted...
I don't want to go into it too much but me, my partner, and 2 cops got assaulted while on duty, with me and a cop going to the hospital. One cop got the worst of it, but he's fine now. I probably got the 2nd worst, and the other 2 were mostly fine >_> He's looking at a bunch of felonies for assaulting each of us
damn you met Alvin Kamara??

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Smackems
02/07/22 1:44:57 PM
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I've testified but it wasn't anything but a thang

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toreysback
02/07/22 1:46:57 PM
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they could still cut a plea deal up to the moment of trial

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SydneySweenHero
02/07/22 1:58:19 PM
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toreysback posted...
they could still cut a plea deal up to the moment of trial
naaaah, it sounds like he's pretty gungho about going to main lol

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sktgamer_13dude
02/07/22 6:05:01 PM
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PatrickMahomes posted...

damn you met Alvin Kamara??

lmao

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Spidey5
02/07/22 6:07:12 PM
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If things go south, play this
https://youtu.be/X1BCxsR4hig

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The-19th-Sparta
02/07/22 6:08:10 PM
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You should go there wearing fake boobs under your shirt.

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spikethedevil
02/07/22 6:08:27 PM
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Context?

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crazyman32
02/07/22 6:10:12 PM
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I have never testified in court only been on a jury.

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SydneySweenHero
02/07/22 6:11:22 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

https://objection.lol/objection/3095087

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SydneySweenHero
02/07/22 6:12:15 PM
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spikethedevil posted...
Context?
read the topic brah

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kingdrake2
02/07/22 6:13:21 PM
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SydneySweenHero posted...
He's looking at a bunch of felonies for assaulting each of us


maximum penalty for each count imo.

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SauI_Goodman
02/07/22 6:24:45 PM
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Man i would hate to be a witness. I remember a few years back here in vegas it eas on the news that there was a hit attempt on a witness. It wasnt successful but still...

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SydneySweenHero
02/07/22 6:25:52 PM
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SauI_Goodman posted...
Man i would hate to be a witness. I remember a few years back here in vegas it eas on the news that there was a hit attempt on a witness. It wasnt successful but still...
I really doubt that would happen >_> The guy is just a common thug

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SydneySweenHero
02/07/22 6:28:22 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8zw6yPoXxY

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spikethedevil
02/07/22 6:36:42 PM
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SydneySweenHero posted...
read the topic brah

I did but no one has said what the trial is for.

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SydneySweenHero
02/07/22 6:37:39 PM
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spikethedevil posted...
I did but no one has said what the trial is for.


SydneySweenHero posted...
I don't want to go into it too much but me, my partner, and 2 cops got assaulted while on duty, with me and a cop going to the hospital. One cop got the worst of it, but he's fine now. I probably got the 2nd worst, and the other 2 were mostly fine >_> He's looking at a bunch of felonies for assaulting each of us


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spikethedevil
02/07/22 6:38:46 PM
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Ah my bad.

Good luck.

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bknight
02/07/22 6:39:34 PM
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Flauros
02/07/22 6:40:19 PM
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Its not that bad. I had to do it when i was 12 and it was mostly yes or no questions with just a few freestyle statements.

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xGhostchantx
02/07/22 6:44:17 PM
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Do your best to just remain cool. If you dont know the answer to something, just say you dont know. They can grill you hard and if you mess up once, theyll pounce
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SydneySweenHero
02/08/22 4:46:32 PM
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will do

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divot1338
02/08/22 4:49:33 PM
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SydneySweenHero posted...
I testified in preliminary trial a few months ago >_> The DA just called me and said they're going to main trial in a few months so I gotta testify as his witness again. Anyone testify before in a trial? I heard the cross-examination is more intense in main trial cuz in preliminary, they're more loosey goosey since it's just to establish charges lol.

Should I play lots of Ace Attorney to psyche myself up? >_>
I have my case against the cop that ran me off the road while trying to avoid an accident in two weeks.

Kind of the same boat. This guy is one of those officers they like to have talk to people because hes a really smooth talker. Dude confessed in deposition and the lawyers are still worried.

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divot1338
02/08/22 4:51:03 PM
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bknight posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/1/8/AAACUvAAC5ma.jpg
Dont wear a DBZ shirt. Dont wear anything cartoon related at all.

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kingdrake2
02/08/22 4:51:50 PM
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divot1338 posted...
Dont wear anything cartoon related at all.


sunday's best... suit and tie.

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divot1338
02/08/22 5:01:31 PM
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kingdrake2 posted...
sunday's best... suit and tie.
I feel like we should also specify monchromatic colors as well.

Some fucking joker is going to show up to court in a purple suit.

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FortuneCookie
02/08/22 5:02:31 PM
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I'd try to weasel out of it saying that the "so help me God" part goes against my religious views.

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kingdrake2
02/08/22 5:03:32 PM
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divot1338 posted...
purple suit.


i'll take note of that. if my package goes missing i'll get the purple one.

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