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Kakapo
02/03/22 12:27:19 AM
#51:


Femputer posted...
Master Chief

is a virgin

@MasterChief5000 please confirm

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cardgum
02/03/22 12:56:18 AM
#52:


Bowser.

Sex doesn't exist in the Mushroom Kingdom as all of the characters lack any sort of genitalia. All babies are brought to the parent by a stork, Bowser Jr. included.

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DD Divine
02/03/22 12:58:52 AM
#53:


thronedfire2 posted...
I bet Tidus never banged any of his fangirls because he was too insecure

daddy issues will do that

oh and Kirby.

Nah Kirby def fucks

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teep_
02/03/22 1:00:37 AM
#54:


Junpei, maybe?

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Returning_CEmen
02/03/22 1:02:20 AM
#55:


Funky Kong oddly enough

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Homeless_Waifu
02/03/22 4:50:44 PM
#56:


teep_ posted...
Junpei, maybe?
I dunno, he seems to be scoring too many home runs in the fighting games, if you ask ne

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Turbam
02/03/22 4:55:15 PM
#57:


Dante doesn't even know what sex is

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Irony
02/03/22 4:56:03 PM
#58:


teep_ posted...
Junpei, maybe?
Nah

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Srk700
02/03/22 5:00:36 PM
#59:


I was going to say Sonic, but he probably banged that one girl from Sonic 06.

So I'm going to go with Tails.
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bsp77
02/03/22 5:01:11 PM
#60:


Every JRPG main character ever

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Turbam
02/03/22 5:01:50 PM
#61:


Srk700 posted...
I was going to say Sonic, but he probably banged that one girl from Sonic 06.

So I'm going to go with Tails.
Tails definitely be fucking Rouge

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Funkydog
02/03/22 5:01:51 PM
#62:


DD Divine posted...
Nah Kirby def fucks
Kirby doesn't fuck.

Kirby fucks.

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Irony
02/03/22 5:02:36 PM
#63:


bsp77 posted...
Every JRPG main character ever
DQV says no. Kindly see yourself out.

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ThyCorndog
02/03/22 5:02:56 PM
#65:


2B

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teep_
02/04/22 1:32:29 AM
#66:


KH1 era Sora

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Compsognathus
02/04/22 1:34:01 AM
#67:


Hopefully like every single protagonists in Pokmon.

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MrMallard
02/04/22 1:43:26 AM
#68:


Jak
Crash Bandicoot
idk, fuckin Bubsy the Bobcat

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bigtiggie23
02/04/22 1:44:50 AM
#69:


Isn't Ivy from Soul Calibur a virgin, despite being near naked quite a bit? She supposedly has cursed blood so she doesn't dare mate with anyone.

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Returning_CEmen
02/04/22 10:33:55 AM
#70:


[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Yoshi had a fling with Birdo

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