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Flawless_Lee
01/03/22 10:11:16 PM
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I wish I was joking. My dad is a shy, conservative Scotsman. This was yesterday.

My mom asked how we met and I said Tinder.
My dad said isn't that a gay dating app?
We all said no that's Grindr.

Boyfriend then proceed to say, "You seem really interested in Grindr. I'd be willing do that for you."

I just kind of buried my face in my hands.

And then he repeated it.

I guess it's better than some of the other stuff he told me he might say.

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Wasssup Now
01/03/22 10:13:17 PM
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Threesome
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Veggeta_MAX
01/03/22 10:15:36 PM
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LOL dad thought he was a badass but bf is also one

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Heartomaton
01/03/22 10:16:45 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/6/1/AAcI8BAACxVZ.jpg

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Flawless_Lee
01/03/22 10:16:47 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Ya it would have been, especially since I pre-warned my dad he would say something weird or uncomfortable since he likes to joke around so my dad had time to prepare something too.

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Flawless_Lee
01/03/22 10:22:03 PM
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Wasssup Now posted...
Threesome
Ew no

[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Why not? It's been a day, bf left today, I've got time to kill and a story to share.

Veggeta_MAX posted...
LOL dad thought he was a badass but bf is also one
Ya my bf has no filter. Or he does at work but it all comes out later.

Heartomaton posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/6/1/AAcI8BAACxVZ.jpg
Did you specially create that or was that already a thing?

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Heartomaton
01/03/22 10:22:53 PM
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Flawless_Lee posted...
Did you specially create that or was that already a thing?

@YugiNoob directed me to a meme generator recently and created a monster.

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YugiNoob
01/03/22 10:57:54 PM
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I have no regrets

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bsp77
01/03/22 10:59:25 PM
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Okay, so it was a joke.

I hope it is going well

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thronedfire2
01/03/22 10:59:39 PM
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Heartomaton posted...
@YugiNoob directed me to a meme generator recently and created a monster.

a fun, lovable monster though

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HyperShadow23J
01/03/22 10:59:47 PM
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is your dad Gay?

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Heartomaton
01/03/22 11:01:29 PM
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YugiNoob posted...
I have no regrets

Dr. Frankenstein didn't either, until his monster killed him.

Just stating facts.

thronedfire2 posted...
a fun, lovable monster though

I wouldn't go that far.

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David1988
01/03/22 11:06:10 PM
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"You seem really interested in Grindr. I'd be willing do that for you."

he repeated that word for word? What your dads reaction?

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YugiNoob
01/04/22 12:08:20 AM
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Spoiler alert! I never finished that 200 year old book >:(

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Awakened_Link
01/04/22 12:11:02 AM
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wanna meet that dad.

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Heartomaton
01/04/22 12:13:24 AM
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YugiNoob posted...
Spoiler alert! I never finished that 200 year old book >:(

Well I never even started it.

Which is why I didn't know that Victor Frankenstein was killed by pneumonia.


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Trumble
01/04/22 12:23:46 AM
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Flawless_Lee posted...
Boyfriend then proceed to say, "You seem really interested in Grindr. I'd be willing do that for you."

...was he actually talking about hooking up with him? To me, this just comes across as that he was offering to help him set up a Grindr profile.

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YugiNoob
01/04/22 12:27:00 AM
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OMG Frankenstein's monster gave the good doctor pneumonia? The fiend!

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Flawless_Lee
01/04/22 12:29:38 AM
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Heartomaton posted...
@YugiNoob directed me to a meme generator recently and created a monster.
Well it's a new hobby then! There are worse monster than being a meme monster.

bsp77 posted...
Okay, so it was a joke.

I hope it is going well
Ya not the only dicey one he said either lol

Yar it's going well :D Both parents liked him, my dad even said it's all good when I mentioned I did warn him he'd say something I just didn't expect that.

HyperShadow23J posted...
is your dad Gay?
Nope

David1988 posted...
"You seem really interested in Grindr. I'd be willing do that for you."

he repeated that word for word? What your dads reaction?
He repeat some slight variation like, "What? I would do that for your dad since he seems interested!"
My dad laugh but obviously not his kind of joke so he was a little uncomfortable haha

Awakened_Link posted...
wanna meet that dad.
My guy friends have called him a silver fox lol But why do you want to meet my dad?

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Heartomaton
01/04/22 12:33:56 AM
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YugiNoob posted...
OMG Frankenstein's monster gave the good doctor pneumonia? The fiend!

He actually catches it when pursuing the monster through the arctic trying to kill it.

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YugiNoob
01/04/22 12:38:12 AM
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Wait, who was doing the pursuing? Google is showing conflicting results lol

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Heartomaton
01/04/22 12:42:57 AM
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YugiNoob posted...
Wait, who was doing the pursuing? Google is showing conflicting results lol

At first, the monster is pursuing Dr. Frankenstein so that he can make him a wife, but when the Dr. stops working on her and destroys what he has made of her so far, the monster starts murdering Frankenstein's friends and family, culminating with the Dr.'s new wife Elizabeth. After that, Frankenstein chases the monster through multiple countries and eventually to the arctic, where he dies in pursuit.

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YugiNoob
01/04/22 12:50:57 AM
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That's kinda a dick move on both their parts lol

Why not accept the sole request of a lonely outcast who's literally the only one of his kind? But by the same token murdering people isn't an appropriate response to being double crossed :<

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Ruvan22
01/04/22 1:04:26 AM
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YugiNoob posted...
That's kinda a dick move on both their parts lol

Why not accept the sole request of a lonely outcast who's literally the only one of his kind? But by the same token murdering people isn't an appropriate response to being double crossed :<
Ironically that terrible "I Frankenstein" movie got the origin right I believe
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Flawless_Lee
01/04/22 3:02:30 PM
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I'm glad my topic promoted the discussion of literature!

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trappedunderice
01/04/22 3:05:44 PM
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Awakened_Link posted...
wanna meet that dad.
Doo dah doo doo!
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Fazeo13
01/04/22 3:16:57 PM
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I'll have sex with your dad if you want?

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Sunhawk
01/04/22 3:18:10 PM
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Well...I'm definitely in a FlawlessLee topic.

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JTilly
01/04/22 3:18:52 PM
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golden dude is so funny
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Flawless_Lee
01/04/22 4:37:32 PM
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Fazeo13 posted...
I'll have sex with your dad if you want?
No no, I think we are all good here. No one is having sex with my dad. Thanks though lol

Sunhawk posted...
Well...I'm definitely in a FlawlessLee topic.
Right? I finally had something crazy about my dating life to share. Actually there's more but I'm sure that will all come out with time.

JTilly posted...
golden dude is so funny
golden dude stopped being my boyfriend like 13 years ago and he died a few years ago.

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Legato-and-Vash
01/04/22 4:39:28 PM
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Trumble posted...
...was he actually talking about hooking up with him? To me, this just comes across as that he was offering to help him set up a Grindr profile.
This is how I interpreted it.

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Flawless_Lee
01/04/22 4:43:18 PM
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Legato-and-Vash posted...
This is how I interpreted it.
Oops missed that comment but yes, he was actually offering to hook up with him. I can't remember the exact wording but it was pretty clear lol I talked to my dad again today and we were talking about how not shy my bf is and I was like I told you, I just didn't expect that. He said ya there are some things we will never talk about again...

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Legato-and-Vash
01/04/22 4:46:08 PM
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Flawless_Lee posted...
Oops missed that comment but yes, he was actually offering to hook up with him. I can't remember the exact wording but it was pretty clear lol I talked to my dad again today and we were talking about how not shy my bf is and I was like I told you, I just didn't expect that. He said ya there are some things we will never talk about again...
Lol at least your dad was pretty cool about it.

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FF_Redux
01/04/22 4:49:02 PM
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....

pics of your dad?

>_>

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Flawless_Lee
01/04/22 4:54:29 PM
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Legato-and-Vash posted...
Lol at least your dad was pretty cool about it.
I think because I warned him and he got a feel for his personality long before that was said, he knew he was just trying to be funny and give him a hard time about him mixing them up. Now if he had said one of the other things he kept telling me he'd say like, "I just fucked your daughter before we came here" I'm sure that would be a whole different story.

FF_Redux posted...
....

pics of your dad?

>_>
Uh...maybe later? I'm going to an appointment soon. Plus I'm scared to post the here now haha

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Fazeo13
01/04/22 5:08:56 PM
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Flawless_Lee posted...
No no, I think we are all good here. No one is having sex with my dad. Thanks though lol


Understandble, have a nice day, but let us know if you change your mind? I wanna meet that dad. 2nding the pix request.

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Punished_Blinx
01/04/22 5:11:01 PM
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Flawless_Lee posted...
No no, I think we are all good here. No one is having sex with my dad. Thanks though lol

No one? Poor guy.

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AngelicRadiance
01/04/22 5:11:37 PM
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Flawless_Lee posted...
No one is having sex with my dad.
Yet*

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Ruvan22
01/04/22 5:15:52 PM
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AngelicRadiance posted...
Yet*

Don't you live in Canada too? There we go!
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Flawless_Lee
01/04/22 8:33:32 PM
#42:


Fazeo13 posted...
Understandble, have a nice day, but let us know if you change your mind? I wanna meet that dad. 2nding the pix request.
I'm not my dad's pimp lol. Sure we'll have a CE meet up for everyone to meet my dad haha Still unsure if I should provide pics. He's 67.

Punished_Blinx posted...
No one? Poor guy.
I said what I said. Last time my mom mentioned their sex life to me (ew why) I was doing a puzzle and the two words I had we lack and shag and I said them out loud and my mom said yup there sure is a lack of shag.

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Flawless_Lee
01/05/22 3:18:30 PM
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I talked with my dad a little more when I saw him in person and he was said, "Probably not a good idea to make a pass at me on the first meeting, even mom thought it was a bit much for the first time". My mom is usually pretty open and fine with jokes so that she even found it a bit much is unusual. I just said that's him and he likes to joke around a lot and make people feel uncomfortable. I still think everything went well, at least they got to see who he is. And I still am crazy about him so I just can't wait until I get to see him next.

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