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No Matter How I Look at It, It's You Guys' Fault I'm Not Popular!

My Little Sister Can't Be this Fuckable

Mxc

70's Robot Anime Geppy-X: The Super Boosted Armor

Body and Soul Cuckolded and Made To Cum By Former Classmate Best Friend

Norwegian Wood

Is It Wrong to Try to Pick Up Girls in a Dungeon?

Saekano: How to Raise a Boring Girlfriend

The Legend of Heroes: Trails in the Sky the 3rd

A girl who just came back from having sex with 10,000 men in L.A. has decided that she likes anal better.

I Want You To Make A Disgusted Face And Show Me Your Underwear

Crisis of Captain Kirk, Who Was Thrown into Different-Dimensional Space

Shomin Sample: I Was Abducted by an Elite All-Girls School as a Sample Commoner

Hot American Desu 69: Tonight We Will Cook Your Broccoli!

Godzilla

Scoop Musou: "Scoop Hadouhou!" ( `)( ;;;).: Dogooo

that's a real title.

I Hate Getting Hurt, So I Put All My Skill Points Into Defense

The Jeremy Clarkson Blobfish Meme Got Me Exiled To Monster Paradise

I Was Killed By A Velociraptor Prostitute While Going to the Dentist and Reborn As A Vampire Cop Motorcycle In A Mobile MMO

Danganronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc

My Ten Year Old Sister In The MMO I'm Playing Is Actually My Grandma And Also I Died And Was Reincarnated As Freddy Mercury In A Different MMO

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My Dick Is So Huge I Can't Help Unconsciously Adjusting It All The Time. My Stepmom Caught Me Moving My Package, And Not Only Was She Not Mad, She Was Totally Turned On! "You're Way More Hung Than Your Father." KAORI

Under Night In-Birth exe:Late[cl-r]

The World's Finest Assassin Gets Reincarnated in Another World as an Aristocrat

I Woke Up In 2004 As A Video Game Message Board Moderator and My Breasts Are Too Big

Holy invasion of privacy badman! What did I do to deserve this?

I legit have to search for some of these to make sure they're not real, and some of them are, hahaha.

Cowboy Bebop

Butt Attack Punisher Girl Gotaman

I Voted In the Municipal Election and My Penis Has (Not) Been Hard Ever Since

My Boyfriend's Ejaculation Flies 4 Meters

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Do_You_Love_Your_Mom_and_Her_Two-Hit_Multi-Target_Attacks%3F

There's no way you're the hero, big brother. We totally did not just get teleported to another world after truck-kun got another victim Z.

Melty Blood Actress Again Current Code Analysis Complete Edition Featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry series

Nukazie posted...

Melty Blood Actress Again Current Code Analysis Complete Edition Featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry series

& Knuckles.

My Bully Fucked My Mom

Is there an inside joke that I'm not getting? lol

Smiffwilm posted...

Is there an inside joke that I'm not getting? lol

It's not really a joke, Japanese just doesn't translate to English very well, so titles often end up being hilariously long.

Skill Takers World Domination: Building A Slave Harem From Scratch

Shes Lifting Her Anal Ban For Her First And Absolute Best Anal Fuck This Maso Bitch Is Shaking Her Colossal Tits With Orgasmic Pleasure!

Light novel titles are getting so ridiculous. I LOVE it!

Not sure if this is real, but I searched for the longest light novel title. This is apparently not even the full title.

My Life Is Just As Wrong As I Expected After Traveling to Another World Where Im Surrounded By Cute Girls At A Magical High School And Am Also The Fabled Hero of Legend, But Before I Tell You That Story I Have To Tell You This Story, In Which I Was Walking Along With My Unbelievably, Impossibly Cute Younger Sister Who Doesnt Like Me At All, And She Said To Me It Was My Fault She Wasnt Popular No Matter How She Looked At It As We Walked To School Together, And We Stopped To Look At A Garden, Which Had A Flower Whose Name I Dont Remember, When Suddenly A Portal Opened Up To Another World And When I Landed In A Field And My Face Was Buried In The Largest Pair of Boobs Id Ever Seen, And My Sister Hit Me And Called Me An Idiot While Blushing, But Then The Girl I Landed On Saw The Birthmark On My Hand And Gasped And She Grabbed My Hand And I Blushed But She Started Dragging Me Away And My Sister Got Mad And Chased After Us And I Asked Where We Were Going, And She Said She Was Taking Us To Grimheart Magic School, Where She Was The School President, And Then I Gasped Because I Was Now In A Magical World, And When We Got To The School Which Was A Giant Castle I Asked The Girl What Her Name Was And She Said It Was Akane Yuusha, Which I Thought Was A Tad Strange Since She Had Blonde Hair And Blue Eyes And The Entire Aesthetic Of The School Seemed Very Ancient European, But I Forgot About All Of That When She Told Me We Needed To See The Headmaster Because She Had Been Taught That The Mark On My Hand Was The Symbol Of The Reincarnation Of The Legendary Dragon Hero Of Legendary Literature, And I Said That Was A Cool Thing To Be Taught Because At Our School The Only Book We Learned Was Atlas Shrugged, And She Asked What That Was And I Told Her I Was The Book Our Society Based Its Philosophy On A Speech From, And She Asked Me To Recite The Speech, Which I Did, And The Speech Went For Twelve Years You Have Been Asking

PMarth2002 posted...

Not sure if this is real, but I searched for the longest light novel title. This is apparently not even the full title.

My Life Is Just As Wrong As I Expected After Traveling to Another World Where Im Surrounded By Cute Girls At A Magical High School And Am Also The Fabled Hero of Legend, But Before I Tell You That Story I Have To Tell You This Story, In Which I Was Walking Along With My Unbelievably, Impossibly Cute Younger Sister Who Doesnt Like Me At All, And She Said To Me It Was My Fault She Wasnt Popular No Matter How She Looked At It As We Walked To School Together, And We Stopped To Look At A Garden, Which Had A Flower Whose Name I Dont Remember, When Suddenly A Portal Opened Up To Another World And When I Landed In A Field And My Face Was Buried In The Largest Pair of Boobs Id Ever Seen, And My Sister Hit Me And Called Me An Idiot While Blushing, But Then The Girl I Landed On Saw The Birthmark On My Hand And Gasped And She Grabbed My Hand And I Blushed But She Started Dragging Me Away And My Sister Got Mad And Chased After Us And I Asked Where We Were Going, And She Said She Was Taking Us To Grimheart Magic School, Where She Was The School President, And Then I Gasped Because I Was Now In A Magical World, And When We Got To The School Which Was A Giant Castle I Asked The Girl What Her Name Was And She Said It Was Akane Yuusha, Which I Thought Was A Tad Strange Since She Had Blonde Hair And Blue Eyes And The Entire Aesthetic Of The School Seemed Very Ancient European, But I Forgot About All Of That When She Told Me We Needed To See The Headmaster Because She Had Been Taught That The Mark On My Hand Was The Symbol Of The Reincarnation Of The Legendary Dragon Hero Of Legendary Literature, And I Said That Was A Cool Thing To Be Taught Because At Our School The Only Book We Learned Was Atlas Shrugged, And She Asked What That Was And I Told Her I Was The Book Our Society Based Its Philosophy On A Speech From, And She Asked Me To Recite The Speech, Which I Did, And The Speech Went For Twelve Years You Have Been Asking

Absolutely astounding.

PMarth2002 posted...

Not sure if this is real, but I searched for the longest light novel title.
...

...Atlas Shrugged

do Japanese even read Atlas Shrugged?

I Became a Black Gal, So I Fucked My Best Friend.

It's real.

Battles Without Honor And Humanity: I Was Murdered By The Yakuza and Reincarnated As A Cartoon Mascot For a Popular American Cereal Brand Currently Being Cancelled Due To The CEO Of The Company Donating All Of His Salary To Nestle's Private War In Myanmar Where There's a Genocide Going On But I Can't Mention That In The Game Or I Will Be Accused of Being Woke By My Racist Sister's Favorite YouTube Channel

I think our son is gay.