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Heliogabalus
12/21/21 8:06:46 AM
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Like their vaginas are closed so the baby doesnt come out?

How do they pee without the baby coming out?

Is that part of why their bellies get so large even more than just the baby on its own?

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Dakimakura
12/21/21 8:07:41 AM
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They dont. The baby just drinks it.

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Heliogabalus
12/21/21 8:12:04 AM
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Dakimakura posted...
They dont. The baby just drinks it.
Babies dont drink pee.

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gunplagirl
12/21/21 8:12:41 AM
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Did you ever get one of those science kits where you fill a mold with goo and it bakes into a bug or whatever? It's like that. The pee fills up the baby-shaped mold and congeals inside the womb and the pee keeps filling up everything. We call that amniotic fluid. Well when there's too much of it, usually around 9 months, the pee starts leaking and we say that's her water breaking.

Then she has to go pee out the baby and it hurts so much because the baby is all solid instead of a liquid and there's months of pee coming out at once.

So basically, pee is the single greatest thing a mother can ever do because we all come from pee and we will all die in pee.

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Xavier_On_High
12/21/21 8:12:58 AM
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They hold the baby in as they pee, then wash the pee off their hand.

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pikachupwnage
12/21/21 8:13:29 AM
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Heliogabalus
12/21/21 8:14:17 AM
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Xavier_On_High posted...
They hold the baby in as they pee, then wash the pee off their hand.
Wtf no. Then they would sell toilet nets in the maternity aisle.

When I worked in target they didnt sell toilet nets.

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Heliogabalus
12/21/21 8:15:05 AM
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gunplagirl posted...
Did you ever get one of those science kits where you fill a mold with goo and it bakes into a bug or whatever? It's like that. The pee fills up the baby-shaped mold and congeals inside the womb and the pee keeps filling up everything. We call that amniotic fluid. Well when there's too much of it, usually around 9 months, the pee starts leaking and we say that's her water breaking.

Then she has to go pee out the baby and it hurts so much because the baby is all solid instead of a liquid and there's months of pee coming out at once.

So basically, pee is the single greatest thing a mother can ever do because we all come from pee and we will all die in pee.
So pee congeals into a kind of jelly around the baby in the womb?

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Laxus_Dreyar
12/21/21 8:15:06 AM
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TC you'll get sex ed classes when you're out of middle school

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Heliogabalus
12/21/21 8:16:08 AM
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Laxus_Dreyar posted...
TC you'll get sex ed classes when you're out of middle school
Im out of school thanks.

We didnt get sex ex classes, my school just taught absentence as part of religious education.

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Fluttershy
12/21/21 8:16:22 AM
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Did you ever get one of those science kits where you fill a mold with goo and it bakes into a bug or whatever?

yeah.

if you run out of the goo you can just melt down crayons.

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gunplagirl
12/21/21 8:16:49 AM
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Heliogabalus posted...
So pee congeals into a kind of jelly around the baby in the womb?
The stuff that becomes afterbirth is the mold, the pee that goes inside that is what congeals into the baby. And like any mold, if you fill it too much it has excess bits. In this case that's what becomes the umbilical cord.

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Heliogabalus
12/21/21 8:17:27 AM
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gunplagirl posted...
The stuff that becomes afterbirth is the mold, the pee that goes inside that is what congeals into the baby. And like any mold, if you fill it too much it has excess bits. In this case that's what becomes the umbilical cord.
Ok now I know youre not being serious.

Babies dont come from pee.

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gunplagirl
12/21/21 8:18:52 AM
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Heliogabalus posted...
Ok now I know youre not being serious.

Babies dont come from pee.
They ARE pee why do you think we're called people?

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Heliogabalus
12/21/21 8:19:38 AM
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gunplagirl posted...
They ARE pee why do you think we're called people?
Then why cant men get pregnant

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Solution_45
12/21/21 8:20:08 AM
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we're all peeple
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spikethedevil
12/21/21 8:20:23 AM
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You know woman pee from the urethra same as men right?

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gunplagirl
12/21/21 8:21:36 AM
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Heliogabalus posted...
Then why cant men get pregnant
Because they don't have a womb. They pee inside the lady that's what sex is. That pee gets stored inside the womb. It's basic science.

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Heliogabalus
12/21/21 8:21:43 AM
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spikethedevil posted...
You know woman pee from the urethra same as men right?
But men dont have a womb in the way where the baby is stored

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Damn_Underscore
12/21/21 8:23:35 AM
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How do they fit on the toilet with their big bellies

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Kakapo
12/21/21 8:26:54 AM
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Damn_Underscore posted...
How do they fit on the toilet with their big bellies
Same way as other overweight people?

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Damn_Underscore
12/21/21 8:27:38 AM
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Kakapo posted...
Same way as other overweight people?

Yes but overweight people generally have their fat distributed evenly across their bodies

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Kakapo
12/21/21 8:29:38 AM
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Freely and with gusto.

IIRC, a foetus is constantly drinking and excreting the amniotic fluid.

Could be wrong, though. Its been years since I did bio.

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Heliogabalus
12/21/21 8:31:15 AM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

They dont

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trappedunderice
12/21/21 8:31:50 AM
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Heliogabalus
12/21/21 8:43:37 AM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

No thats silly. They just dont drink it.

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Mistere Man
12/21/21 8:45:01 AM
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Once the scientist made their discovery they shouted to the heavens Urethra I found it!

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Cocytus
12/21/21 8:45:33 AM
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Questions like this is what makes CE look like kindergarten.
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Heliogabalus
12/21/21 8:47:08 AM
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Cocytus posted...
Questions like this is what makes CE look like kindergarten.
This is not a kindergarten question.

What is kindergarten behavior are all the silly responses to my question.

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ClockworkHare
12/21/21 8:52:28 AM
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How do women pee while they're pregnant?
The mother has the baby jump out for a moment and place their order while she runs to the restroom. The ovaries are handlebars for the child while the mother's body is in motion.

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Heliogabalus
12/21/21 8:53:50 AM
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ClockworkHare posted...
The mother has the baby jump out for a moment and place their order while she runs to the restroom. The ovaries are handlebars for the child while the mother's body is in motion.
Thats just ridiculous

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Mistere Man
12/21/21 8:56:06 AM
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If you want a serious answer do a search online for

Urethra

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bigbadharry
12/21/21 8:58:29 AM
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How babby is formed?

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Flockaveli
12/21/21 8:59:31 AM
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Woman pee from the butt.

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Cocytus
12/21/21 9:03:01 AM
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Mistere Man posted...
If you want a serious answer do a search online for

Urethra
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/1/6/AABQgxAACuZM.jpg
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Heliogabalus
12/21/21 9:03:55 AM
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Cocytus posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/1/6/AABQgxAACuZM.jpg
???
Please show some respect

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