Current Events > Your gf when she's 20, then she turns 30...

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MasterChief5000
12/14/21 6:34:40 AM
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You'll still see her as that beautiful 20 year old... that you met long ago.

Due to love goggles.

Yay or nay?
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Lairen
12/14/21 6:36:49 AM
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No. Shell look similar but older.

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MasterChief5000
12/14/21 6:39:39 AM
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Lairen posted...
No. Shell look similar but older.
When she turns 40...
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Lairen
12/14/21 6:42:32 AM
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MasterChief5000 posted...
When she turns 40...

Shell look similar but much older.

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MasterChief5000
12/14/21 6:43:06 AM
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Lairen posted...
Shell look similar but much older.
Put on your love goggles, man.
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ALIEN_WORK2HOP
12/14/21 6:44:00 AM
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30 is the best age

just as pretty but a lot more mature


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MasterChief5000
12/14/21 6:44:47 AM
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30 is the best age

just as pretty but a lot more mature
Yes, 100 percent.
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Kakapo
12/14/21 6:45:03 AM
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Your topics. Seriously.


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Lairen
12/14/21 6:45:42 AM
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MasterChief5000 posted...
Put on your love goggles, man.

Take off your bullshit goggles.

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MasterChief5000
12/14/21 6:46:25 AM
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Lairen posted...
Take off your bullshit goggles.
Have you never been in love?
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Lairen
12/14/21 6:48:39 AM
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MasterChief5000 posted...
Have you never been in love?

Nah. Just marrier for 13 years with a daughter.

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MasterChief5000
12/14/21 6:50:49 AM
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Lairen posted...
Nah. Just marrier for 13 years with a daughter.
Well you shared 13 years of memories, and experiences with her, and you are as deeply in love with her as you met her 13 years ago, no?
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Kakapo
12/14/21 6:52:48 AM
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Lairen posted...
Nah. Just marrier for 13 years with a daughter.
Congratulations!

7 years here, with two small maniacs.

All up, weve been together for 12 years, with a break in the middle

These topics though, huh? Lol

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MasterChief5000
12/14/21 7:03:37 AM
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Oh cmon, Vegy's topics are just as useless.
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CyricZ
12/14/21 7:05:00 AM
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MasterChief5000 posted...
Oh cmon, Vegy's topics are just as useless.
I've never seen someone set a lower bar for themselves.

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MasterChief5000
12/14/21 7:06:01 AM
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CyricZ posted...
I've never seen someone set a lower bar for themselves.
He did set the standard.
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Slayer_22
12/14/21 7:08:39 AM
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CyricZ posted...

I've never seen someone set a lower bar for themselves.

Considering who you're friends with, this honestly surprises me.

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Lairen
12/14/21 7:17:07 AM
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MasterChief5000 posted...
Well you shared 13 years of memories, and experiences with her, and you are as deeply in love with her as you met her 13 years ago, no?

But we both look 13 years older.....

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MasterChief5000
12/14/21 7:24:25 AM
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*looks at your name*
Are you a woman?..
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Nukazie
12/14/21 7:26:34 AM
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my girlfriend is 20 then she's 30, solve for y

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Kakapo
12/14/21 7:47:10 AM
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MasterChief5000 posted...
Oh cmon, Vegy's topics are just as useless.
Thats like saying well, this cow manure doesnt smell as much as this pig manure

They still stink, it doesnt matter what olfactory notes they hit respectively.

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_Rinku_
12/14/21 7:49:51 AM
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I was with my wife for ten years from the time I was 19 to when I was 29 and she was just about two years older.. She changed, a lot, over those years, but I always thought she was just as attractive as the day I met her. If anything, she got prettier. I don't feel bad saying it because she's pretty open about it, but she's transgender. She went from being that stereotypical dorky boy who wears gaming t-shirts, fedoras, and cargo shorts to a really fashionable woman with amazing makeup skills. She was very different, but I still loved her and thought she was the most gorgeous woman I'd ever laid eyes on.

Then she broke my heart. Said some absolutely soul-destroying things to me. Admitted she had cheated on me. It was legitimately traumatizing. But she walked it back after about three weeks. Said it all had been the worst mistake of her life and she wanted to be worthy of being with me if I'd have her. Things got better for a while. She constantly told me how much she loved me, how wonderful I was, and we even got married (finally!) because she insisted.

Then about six months later she did it again. Only it was so much worse this time. She's been screeching to anyone who will listen that I was this horribly abusive monster that kept her from her friends, hobbies, and any semblance of happiness.

Sitting down with my friends and talking made me realize something: she'd been the abusive one. "Only" emotionally and financially, though I think it would have been easier to accept if she had hit me. All the horrible things she accused me of are things she did (and a lot of them I have the screenshots to prove it). She intentionally picked at some of my worst insecurities, just to hurt me, when I just wanted to talk to her about how we were going to handle the fact that we have an apartment, cats, and an entire life entangled together that she wants to separate.

I still miss her sometimes. I even think about messaging her. Begging her to come back because despite how much what she did hurts, a part of me believes that it was a mistake. Because I sincerely believed it last time.

But then I look at her pictures. Not the happy ones we took together, but new ones. She looks awful. Her eyes look sad. They looked the same way the last time she pulled this stunt, regretted it, and literally begged me for another chance. She looks like utter garbage every time I see her in real life (which is blessedly infrequent). Her voice sounds shrill. Seeing her saps away every ounce of longing I have for her.

So, in my limited experience, yes, being in love with someone will kind of put a beauty filter over them. I look at her now and all I see is a strung-out, paunchy harpy. I don't see the beautiful soft girl I married. I cry every single night because I'm never going to see that sweet girl again. Of course, her waning beauty might be due to the fact that she picked up some new nostril habits, if you know what I mean.
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MasterChief5000
12/14/21 7:54:31 AM
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Kakapo posted...
Thats like saying well, this cow manure doesnt smell as much as this pig manure

They still stink, it doesnt matter what olfactory notes they hit respectively.
I don't believe OCD is unbeatable. Just let it go and embrace your fear. The faster you stop giving a shit the sooner itll go away. Take your meds too, though I dont think meds alone will do it. Unless that ocd is helping you, it's probably harmful to your health.
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Kakapo
12/14/21 7:56:59 AM
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MasterChief5000 posted...
I don't believe OCD is unbeatable. Just let it go and embrace your fear. The faster you stop giving a shit the sooner itll go away. Take your meds too, though I dont think meds alone will do it. Unless that ocd is helping you, it's probably harmful to your health.

Oh, I have my OCD under control. It only really pops up when Im sleep deprived or am under a lot of stress.

Whats your excuse for the constant shitposting?

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MasterChief5000
12/14/21 7:57:37 AM
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Rinku it seems like your love for her turned into hatred. Also the love spell that binded you to her wore off, so it makes sense that you see her like that now.
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Kakapo
12/14/21 7:58:19 AM
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OK, real talk now.

Have you actually ever been in an actual relationship?

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MasterChief5000
12/14/21 7:58:21 AM
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Kakapo posted...
Oh, I have my OCD under control. It only really pops up when Im sleep deprived or am under a lot of stress.

Whats your excuse for the constant shitposting?
I'm bored and depressed I guess.
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Kakapo
12/14/21 7:59:56 AM
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MasterChief5000 posted...
I'm bored and depressed I guess.

Kakapo posted...
OK, real talk now.

Have you actually ever been in an actual relationship?


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MasterChief5000
12/14/21 8:02:03 AM
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Hell yeah, I'm in one right now. But it's not that serious.

Are we having an incel discussion now...? Incels say they don't have opportunity, because no girls have ever liked them.
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Kakapo
12/14/21 8:02:43 AM
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MasterChief5000 posted...
Hell yeah, I'm in one right now. But it's not that serious.

Are we having an incel discussion now...? Incels say they don't have opportunity, because no girls have ever liked them.

Well, if it walks like a duck and posts like a duck

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V-E-G-Y-
12/14/21 8:06:29 AM
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MasterChief5000 posted...
Oh cmon, Vegy's topics are just as useless.

Mine at least has hot girl pics doe

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Kakapo
12/14/21 8:09:07 AM
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V-E-G-Y- posted...
Mine at least has hot girl pics doe
The mans not wrong, truth be told.

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V-E-G-Y-
12/14/21 8:10:10 AM
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Kakapo posted...

The mans not wrong, truth be told.

Post 5 useful CE topics right now den

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MasterChief5000
12/14/21 8:10:18 AM
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Kakapo posted...
Well, if it walks like a duck and posts like a duck
Do you mean you disagree with my topic?
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Kakapo
12/14/21 8:12:38 AM
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V-E-G-Y- posted...
Post 5 useful CE topics right now den
I was agreeing with you.

TCs topics are, as the saying goes, neither use nor ornament.

Vegy topics at least

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_Rinku_
12/14/21 8:24:29 AM
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MasterChief5000 posted...
Rinku it seems like your love for her turned into hatred. Also the love spell that binded you to her wore off, so it makes sense that you see her like that now.
That's the screwed up thing; I still love her. If she came walking in, crying that it was all a mistake and begging for a third chance... I'd probably do exactly what I did last time: tell her no at first and then give in after she cried some more.

All my friends would judge me. I've had a few of them outright tell me, "If you take her back, I'm not helping you out next time she does this. I literally don't want to hear about it when she breaks your heart a third time. And she will."

They'd be right to feel that way too. Most of my family hates her now. I've had some say, "I'll support you no matter what, but you shouldn't give her another chance," but that's still a pitying, "You dumb, dumb moron," in disguise (and completely deserved).

I wouldn't care though. I wouldn't give a damn what anyone thought this time. I just miss her. I could live with everyone thinking I'm the world's most pathetic, spineless wimp if it meant having her back.

Logically, I know that's just my emotions talking. I'll never trust her again for as long as I live. I had just started to really trust her and heal from the first incident. That took nearly six months and this time is so much worse. There's no coming back from it.

So I miss her, but I know it's a horrible idea. I can tell when I look at her and don't feel even an ounce of the warmth my memory of her still conjures. It's killing me, but I don't have any choice but to live with it.
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ReignFury
12/14/21 8:27:25 AM
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ALIEN_WORK2HOP posted...
30 is the best age

just as pretty but a lot more mature

29 is my sweet spot on tinder, they're still in their prime for looks but the panic has set in. They don't want to accept that they're ageing, but also know that time is running out.

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lilORANG
12/14/21 8:35:24 AM
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Sometimes people look hotter in their 30s

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MasterChief5000
12/14/21 8:41:28 AM
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Kakapo posted...
I was agreeing with you.

TCs topics are, as the saying goes, neither use nor ornament.

Vegy topics at least
Damn. Truce. Man. Truce?
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MasterChief5000
12/14/21 8:42:30 AM
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Rinku, you dont feel warmth, yet you still love her due to your sweet memories of her?
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pikachupwnage
12/14/21 8:44:27 AM
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Lairen posted...
No. Shell look similar but older.

Why does your girlfriend have a shell?

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Kakapo
12/14/21 8:47:30 AM
#44:


MasterChief5000 posted...
Damn. Truce. Man. Truce?
Sure, ok.

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