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Doe 12/02/21 6:26:02 PM #1:	Gold hair? Yes No Gold hair? - Results (14 votes) Yes 71.43% (10 votes) 10 No 28.57% (4 votes) 4 If you accept, all hair that grows from your outer skin is now 24 karat gold. It can be cut or shaved as easily as regular hair (at which point you'll possess gold shavings), but otherwise it has the properties of gold and not hair. --- https://imgur.com/u5kY6Yt https://imgur.com/V6HBhkR <cite>Doe posted [p:960564360] in Would you ... [t:79791877]...</cite> <quote> Gold hair? Yes No Vote View Results Gold hair? - Results (14 votes) Yes 71.43% (10 votes) 10 No 28.57% (4 votes) 4 Show Voting Form If you accept, all hair that grows from your outer skin is now 24 karat gold. It can be cut or shaved as easily as regular hair (at which point you'll possess gold shavings), but otherwise it has the properties of gold and not hair. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nukazie 12/02/21 6:27:55 PM #2:	i'll take the money --- Life is just a journey from the maternity ward to the crematorium. https://imgur.com/a/LEjr0RZ waifu courtesy of bnui_ransder <cite>Nukazie posted [p:960564405] in Would you ... [t:79791877]...</cite> <quote>i'll take the money </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Doe 12/02/21 6:29:45 PM #3:	Nukazie posted... i'll take the money Okay but now you have thin metal barbs for eyelashes and pubes --- https://imgur.com/u5kY6Yt https://imgur.com/V6HBhkR <cite>Doe posted [p:960564462] in Would you ... [t:79791877]...</cite> <quote>Nukazie posted... </cite> <quote>i'll take the money</quote>Okay but now you have thin metal barbs for eyelashes and pubes </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SF_Okami 12/02/21 6:31:03 PM #4:	https://nypost.com/2021/09/10/rapper-dan-sur-gets-gold-chains-surgically-implanted-into-scalp/ You mean this guy? --- ~Bird Pokemon Master~ Latest Pickup: Adidas AirPods <cite>SF_Okami posted [p:960564501] in Would you ... [t:79791877]...</cite> <quote>https://nypost.com/2021/09/10/rapper-dan-sur-gets-gold-chains-surgically-implanted-into-scalp/ You mean this guy? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Doe 12/02/21 6:33:37 PM #5:	SF_Okami posted... https://nypost.com/2021/09/10/rapper-dan-sur-gets-gold-chains-surgically-implanted-into-scalp/ You mean this guy? Wouldn't be surprised if someone yanked that shit out of his head to sell --- https://imgur.com/u5kY6Yt https://imgur.com/V6HBhkR <cite>Doe posted [p:960564559] in Would you ... [t:79791877]...</cite> <quote>SF_Okami posted... </cite> <quote>https://nypost.com/2021/09/10/rapper-dan-sur-gets-gold-chains-surgically-implanted-into-scalp/ You mean this guy?</quote>Wouldn't be surprised if someone yanked that shit out of his head to sell </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mistere Man 12/02/21 6:36:04 PM #6:	Doe posted... If you accept, all hair that grows from your outer skin is now 24 karat gold. It can be cut or shaved as easily as regular hair (at which point you'll possess gold shavings), but otherwise it has the properties of gold and not hair. That sounds extremely painful, and dangerous as someone could kidnap you, and tie you down just to farm you for gold until you die. --- Water+Fall=Radiation. <cite>Mistere Man posted [p:960564640] in Would you ... [t:79791877]...</cite> <quote>Doe posted... </cite> <quote>If you accept, all hair that grows from your outer skin is now 24 karat gold. It can be cut or shaved as easily as regular hair (at which point you'll possess gold shavings), but otherwise it has the properties of gold and not hair.</quote>That sounds extremely painful, and dangerous as someone could kidnap you, and tie you down just to farm you for gold until you die. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Heartomaton 12/02/21 6:36:31 PM #7:	--- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. <cite>Heartomaton posted [p:960564652] in Would you ... [t:79791877]...</cite> <quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tyranthraxus 12/02/21 6:37:27 PM #8:	If it's literal 24 karat gold I can retire from shaving my head once a year. --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://imgur.com/dQgC4kv <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:960564674] in Would you ... [t:79791877]...</cite> <quote>If it's literal 24 karat gold I can retire from shaving my head once a year. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
modena 12/02/21 6:40:14 PM #9:	Properties of gold huh...wouldn't I die of metal poisoning or cancer? --- I'm surrounded <cite>modena posted [p:960564765] in Would you ... [t:79791877]...</cite> <quote>Properties of gold huh...wouldn't I die of metal poisoning or cancer? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tyranthraxus 12/02/21 6:43:12 PM #10:	modena posted... Properties of gold huh...wouldn't I die of metal poisoning or cancer? Gold is actually completely inert biologically. It can't hurt you unless have such an excess inside you that it's jamming up other things. --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://imgur.com/dQgC4kv <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:960564856] in Would you ... [t:79791877]...</cite> <quote>modena posted... </cite> <quote>Properties of gold huh...wouldn't I die of metal poisoning or cancer?</quote>Gold is actually completely inert biologically. It can't hurt you unless have such an excess inside you that it's jamming up other things. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
modena 12/02/21 6:45:43 PM #11:	Tyranthraxus posted... Gold is actually completely inert biologically. It can't hurt you unless have such an excess inside you that it's jamming up other things. Wouldn't the "gold follicles" of every hair be enough? --- I'm surrounded <cite>modena posted [p:960564925] in Would you ... [t:79791877]...</cite> <quote>Tyranthraxus posted... </cite> <quote>Gold is actually completely inert biologically. It can't hurt you unless have such an excess inside you that it's jamming up other things.</quote>Wouldn't the "gold follicles" of every hair be enough? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tyranthraxus 12/02/21 6:47:36 PM #12:	modena posted... Wouldn't the "gold follicles" of every hair be enough? No because your hair isn't internal. It would actually result in you being slightly healthier because it's antibiotic so your hygiene will be slightly better and your bo won't stank as bad. --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://imgur.com/dQgC4kv <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:960564990] in Would you ... [t:79791877]...</cite> <quote>modena posted... </cite> <quote>Wouldn't the "gold follicles" of every hair be enough?</quote>No because your hair isn't internal. It would actually result in you being slightly healthier because it's antibiotic so your hygiene will be slightly better and your bo won't stank as bad. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
modena 12/02/21 6:49:04 PM #13:	Tyranthraxus posted... No because your hair isn't internal. It would actually result in you being slightly healthier because it's antibiotic so your hygiene will be slightly better and your bo won't stank as bad. Interesting I vote gold then. --- I'm surrounded <cite>modena posted [p:960565035] in Would you ... [t:79791877]...</cite> <quote>Tyranthraxus posted... </cite> <quote>No because your hair isn't internal. It would actually result in you being slightly healthier because it's antibiotic so your hygiene will be slightly better and your bo won't stank as bad.</quote>Interesting I vote gold then. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sexypwnstar 12/02/21 6:49:22 PM #14:	So I would gain like a shitton of weight? --- https://imgur.com/Su4g5 https://imgur.com/21DiJ <cite>Sexypwnstar posted [p:960565040] in Would you ... [t:79791877]...</cite> <quote>So I would gain like a shitton of weight? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LordYeezus 12/02/21 6:49:24 PM #15:	Uzi probably would --- Life feels like one big gamble and I'm losing every bet. <cite>LordYeezus posted [p:960565043] in Would you ... [t:79791877]...</cite> <quote>Uzi probably would </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tyranthraxus 12/02/21 6:52:36 PM #16:	Sexypwnstar posted... So I would gain like a shitton of weight? As long as you regularly cut your hair you'll be alright. But yeah you'd weight a lot more. --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://imgur.com/dQgC4kv <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:960565130] in Would you ... [t:79791877]...</cite> <quote>Sexypwnstar posted... </cite> <quote>So I would gain like a shitton of weight?</quote>As long as you regularly cut your hair you'll be alright. But yeah you'd weight a lot more. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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