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CableZL
11/25/21 11:52:41 PM
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https://www.wbir.com/article/news/crime/man-arrested-after-pointing-rifle-at-knoxville-pizza-store-employees/51-222a5254-091e-43dc-bd49-cb24f81a8727

KNOXVILLE, Tenn. A man has been charged after bringing an AK-47 into a Little Caesars pizza store and pointing it at employees, according to records.

Charles Douglas Doty Jr., 63, entered a Little Caesars pizza store on 442 Cedar Bluff Road on Nov. 5 around 9:02 p.m. and asked for a pepperoni pizza.

Employees told Doty that the pizza would take 10 minutes to make, according to records. He became upset and demanded a free breadstick order. He then went outside the Little Caesars to wait.

Records showed that when Doty returned, he had an AK-47 and began pointing the rifle at employees, demanding his pizza immediately.

Maybe shooting the pizza oven makes it cook faster

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CADE FOSTER
11/25/21 11:58:17 PM
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cuz every American is fucking pissed and has a shorter temper than normal
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armandro
11/26/21 12:00:02 AM
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Gladius_ posted...
Little Caesar's has garbage pizza. Why go to jail over that?
because its suppose to be hot and ready

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Eramir
11/26/21 12:00:16 AM
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It was a crime of passion, plus this is bumfuck Tennessee we love our guns here. All charges are dropped we aint no damn communists
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_BlueMonk
11/26/21 12:00:51 AM
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the solution here is to arm every pizza with a gun

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Rayman2943
11/26/21 12:01:02 AM
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Open carry lunatic
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monkmith
11/26/21 12:02:16 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rloNvQ0diwE

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Veggeta_MAX
11/26/21 12:02:40 AM
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Was he arrested?

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CADE FOSTER
11/26/21 12:03:21 AM
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it was that girls first day and she had an ak pointed at her
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Rayman2943
11/26/21 12:03:25 AM
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CableZL posted...
A man has been charged

Veggeta_MAX posted...
Was he arrested?

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008Zulu
11/26/21 12:08:11 AM
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How to say you live in America...

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DrizztLink
11/26/21 12:15:14 AM
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We can't blame the guy.

If he needed an AK then according to the ancient bylaws he wasn't having a good day.

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CADE FOSTER
11/26/21 12:17:48 AM
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that lady that gave her pizza to that man so he would leave probably saved a few lives
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Background_Guy
11/26/21 12:18:30 AM
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just normal American stuff
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CADE FOSTER
11/26/21 12:19:50 AM
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Looked gf
11/26/21 12:20:29 AM
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Lol muricans

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HairyQueen
11/26/21 12:20:50 AM
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It was clearly self-defense

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kingdrake2
11/26/21 1:05:12 AM
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Gladius_ posted...
Little Caesar's has garbage pizza


i have to give him that. little caesar's has worse pizza than domino's.
and more toppings for the price they charge.
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Unsugarized_Foo
11/26/21 1:07:22 AM
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The man just embodies the phrase 'hot and ready' in every way that's not sexual.

Even then he might cover that

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Master Kazuya
11/26/21 1:08:15 AM
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Today was not a good day

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Pepys Monster
11/26/21 1:09:27 AM
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This is ridiculous. 10 minutes isn't even a long wait.

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PoundGarden
11/26/21 1:09:33 AM
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Had he used it, Fucker Carlson and the rest of the right would claim self defense, he was in danger of starving to death

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Pepys Monster
11/26/21 1:11:24 AM
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PoundGarden posted...
Had he used it, Fucker Carlson and the rest of the right would claim self defense, he was in danger of starving to death
No, they would throw him under the bus as a lunatic who makes law-abiding gun owners look bad to the left.

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monkmith
11/26/21 7:40:14 AM
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Pepys Monster posted...
No, they would throw him under the bus as a lunatic who makes law-abiding gun owners look bad to the left.
lol no, they'd either support him or never mention him. fox "news" will dig up the most pointless bullshit to fill time whenever a mass shooting event pops up into the news cycle, because there's no good way to talk about it without pissing off the NRA.

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Alucard188
11/26/21 7:41:43 AM
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Gladius_ posted...
Little Caesar's has garbage pizza. Why go to jail over that?

You're asking a guy who brings his AK to a pizza place to start pointing at employees. Great life decisions aren't exactly strong on his resume.

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KneeOnBest
11/26/21 7:47:41 AM
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This wouldn't have happened if the pizza had a gun

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DJquackquack
11/26/21 7:56:51 AM
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armandro posted...
because its suppose to be hot and ready
Touch

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Alucard188
11/26/21 7:56:56 AM
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See, the customer mistook 'hot and ready' for 'carrying live ammunition'.

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DJquackquack
11/26/21 8:03:45 AM
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HairyQueen posted...
It was clearly self-defense
He was standing his ground

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VipaGTS
11/26/21 8:06:40 AM
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You guys dont understand he was just defending himself!

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AsucaHayashi
11/26/21 8:13:42 AM
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008Zulu posted...
How to say you live in America...



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HagenEx
11/26/21 8:14:49 AM
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Lmao.

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Bass_X0
11/26/21 8:17:50 AM
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CADE FOSTER posted...
cuz every American is fucking pissed and has a shorter temper than normal

thats what four years of Trump does to you.

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Homeless_Waifu
11/26/21 8:19:12 AM
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That's some shit you'll see straight out of a cartoon or anime! Jeez people are going bonkers these days and where the hell did get an ak from???


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Bass_X0
11/26/21 8:20:55 AM
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CADE FOSTER posted...
it was that girls first day and she had an ak pointed at her



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Turbam
11/26/21 8:22:34 AM
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Why the fuck does he drive around with an AK?

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monkmith
11/26/21 8:27:18 AM
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Turbam posted...
Why the fuck does he drive around with an AK?
you're not a real american if you've not got a high powered weapon within easy reach whenever you lose your temper.

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Southernfatman
11/26/21 8:31:20 AM
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Need to start making examples of nuts like this.

PoundGarden posted...
Had he used it, Fucker Carlson and the rest of the right would claim self defense, he was in danger of starving to death

This

Pepys Monster posted...
No, they would throw him under the bus as a lunatic who makes law-abiding gun owners look bad to the left.


monkmith posted...
lol no, they'd either support him or never mention him. fox "news" will dig up the most pointless bullshit to fill time whenever a mass shooting event pops up into the news cycle, because there's no good way to talk about it without pissing off the NRA.

This. They'd also somehow try to spin this as the left's and/or minorities' fault as well.

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Kloe_Rinz
11/26/21 8:32:00 AM
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Theres no valid reason for citizens to need guns. They have done nothing but bad for society
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monkmith
11/26/21 8:39:22 AM
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Kloe_Rinz posted...
Theres no valid reason for citizens to need guns. They have done nothing but bad for society
but what if the british invade?!?

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3PiesAndAFork
11/26/21 8:41:57 AM
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Bet he drives a pickup truck.

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Southernfatman
11/26/21 8:43:24 AM
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Kloe_Rinz posted...
Theres no valid reason for citizens to need guns. They have done nothing but bad for society

-Self defense (especially now when right wingers are so frenzied and there being a good chance of a fascist America happening relatively soon) and hunting are two valid reasons. And this is coming from a lefty.

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Kloe_Rinz
11/26/21 8:47:33 AM
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Southernfatman posted...
-Self defense (especially now when right wingers are so frenzied and there being a good chance of a fascist America happening relatively soon) and hunting are two valid reasons. And this is coming from a lefty.
Hunting isnt a valid reason (except maybe if youre a farmer and you need it for pest control)
its easier to defend yourself when your attacker isnt carrying around an AK
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CableZL
11/26/21 8:54:43 AM
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Couldn't wait 10 minutes. Now he's gonna be in prison for years.

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3PiesAndAFork
11/26/21 8:59:24 AM
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CableZL posted...
Couldn't wait 10 minutes. Now he's gonna be in prison for years.
If it's any consolation, the prison pizza is probably better than Little Caesars.

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Feline_Heart
11/26/21 8:59:36 AM
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CableZL posted...
Couldn't wait 10 minutes. Now he's gonna be in prison for years.
Maybe itll be ready when he gets out

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The_Korey
11/26/21 9:04:14 AM
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Solution_45
11/26/21 9:06:53 AM
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we like pizza in the morning. we like pizza every day.
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Homeless_Waifu
11/26/21 9:09:02 AM
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Feline_Heart posted...
Maybe itll be ready when he gets out
They'll probably give it to him once they give him his belongings before he heads out.

"Here's your wallet, your car keys and your 10 year old pizza, it's a little cold but you can reheat it once you get home"

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