Current Events > This guy was told that his pizza would be ready in 10 minutes. He grabbed his AK

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Alucard188
11/26/21 9:20:44 AM
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The_Korey posted...
Pizza Pizza.

That caveman is actually saying "Brrrat brrrat".

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CableZL
11/26/21 2:34:50 PM
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HylianFox
11/26/21 4:31:01 PM
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Shit man, this guy wasn't even trying to save non-existent children from a non-existent pedophile ring

He just really wanted that damn pizza
>_>

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Aressar
11/26/21 4:40:41 PM
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https://youtu.be/lK332QsfYRc

"I don't wanna be your buddy, Caesar. I just want some pizza."

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dj1200
11/28/21 2:55:56 AM
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10 minutes?!

*retrieves AK*

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SiO4
11/28/21 11:08:53 AM
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I suppose this was his father...interesting.

https://www.legacy.com/us/obituaries/knoxnews/name/lt-doty-obituary?pid=198512048
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Robot2600
11/28/21 11:45:42 AM
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If the crazy man had been a cigarette smoker this would not have happened.

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Derwood
11/28/21 11:56:43 AM
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It's almost like owning/carrying a gun makes one more prone to using a gun for bad reasons. Who would've guessed?
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Gamerguymass
11/28/21 11:59:57 AM
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CADE FOSTER posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RN6XL_0THE4

I don't understand the four kidnapping charges from this. He didn't actually take anyone anywhere so how can he kidnap them? Some type of holding people hostage charge would make more sense.

I thought AKs were illegal though since they are a weapon of war?

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ScazarMeltex
11/28/21 12:12:10 PM
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Gamerguymass posted...
I don't understand the four kidnapping charges from this. He didn't actually take anyone anywhere so how can he kidnap them? Some type of holding people hostage charge would make more sense.

I thought AKs were illegal though since they are a weapon of war?
Holding people hostage is kidnapping.
Kidnapping is defined as the taking or detaining of a person without their consent with the intention of holding to victim to ransom. Ransom in this case being the demand for pizza.

I will say it's been wild watching these fucking chuds melt down over the fact that they are being mildly inconvenienced by people not wanting work in the service industry anymore.

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Trumble
11/28/21 12:20:06 PM
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Kloe_Rinz posted...
Hunting isnt a valid reason (except maybe if youre a farmer and you need it for pest control)
How is hunting not a valid reason?

I mean sure, fuck people who go out and shoot animals just for fun, but if they're actually using it for meat / resources then I don't see how that's not valid.

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Criminalt
11/28/21 12:27:07 PM
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ScazarMeltex posted...
I will say it's been wild watching these fucking chuds melt down over the fact that they are being mildly inconvenienced by people not wanting work in the service industry anymore.
Wouldn't need to suffer inconveniences like this in the good old slave-owning days.

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Dark_Spiret
11/28/21 12:50:13 PM
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as one does when you go to Little Caesars.

Gamerguymass posted...
I thought AKs were illegal though since they are a weapon of war?
Real AK-47's are heavily regulated, but not technically illegal in the US. the media being the media doesnt know shit though. this guy im sure had an AK variant and not a real full auto AK47. its like a real M4 vs an AR15.
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greyfox747
11/28/21 12:54:49 PM
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How are you going to get multiple felonies over little caesars, my guy

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BlingBling22947
11/28/21 5:21:02 PM
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What part of hot and ready did you not understand?

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SiO4
11/28/21 8:24:43 PM
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I bet corporate loved that...and no they don't give a shit about her.

https://youtu.be/RN6XL_0THE4?t=58
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Ruvan22
11/28/21 9:31:08 PM
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"Now is not the time to talk about gun control"
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MabusIncarnate
11/28/21 9:33:03 PM
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Very reassuring that we have respectful gun owners that observe safety as a top priority like this man. This is the America the right wants so bad.

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