Current Events > SURPRISE! Random and mandatory CE drug test!

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Heartomaton 11/19/21 3:48:06 PM #1:	I'm going to need each of you to take one of these cups, that have been pre-labeled with your usernames, and bring me back a urine sample. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. <cite>Heartomaton posted [p:960153407] in SURPRISE! ... [t:79767875]...</cite> <quote>I'm going to need each of you to take one of these cups, that have been pre-labeled with your usernames, and bring me back a urine sample. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink 11/19/21 3:49:12 PM #2:	Wait. You said sample? I thought you said sampler, there's like twelve kinds of urine in here. --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://imgur.com/M8h2ATe https://imgur.com/6ezFwG1 <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:960153438] in SURPRISE! ... [t:79767875]...</cite> <quote>Wait. You said sample? I thought you said sampler, there's like twelve kinds of urine in here. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 11/19/21 3:50:01 PM #3:	My pee is clean --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs <cite>Turbam posted [p:960153470] in SURPRISE! ... [t:79767875]...</cite> <quote>My pee is clean </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ivynn 11/19/21 3:50:20 PM #4:	But I didn't study!!!! --- https://imgur.com/vDci4hD <cite>Ivynn posted [p:960153481] in SURPRISE! ... [t:79767875]...</cite> <quote>But I didn't study!!!! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
segasaturn 11/19/21 3:50:36 PM #5:	And which ones have their names on the label. I'm username blind. --- My name is about the Sega Saturn an underplayed console My Board. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/1554-the-ranting-board <cite>segasaturn posted [p:960153488] in SURPRISE! ... [t:79767875]...</cite> <quote>And which ones have their names on the label. I'm username blind. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jiek_Fafn 11/19/21 3:50:44 PM #6:	But I didn't get a chance to study --- I don't believe in belts. There should be no ranking system for toughness. <cite>Jiek_Fafn posted [p:960153492] in SURPRISE! ... [t:79767875]...</cite> <quote>But I didn't get a chance to study </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JTilly 11/19/21 3:51:57 PM #7:	@Jefejonny , bruh, can you piss in this condom for me? <cite>JTilly posted [p:960153537] in SURPRISE! ... [t:79767875]...</cite> <quote>@Jefejonny , bruh, can you piss in this condom for me? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xatrion 11/19/21 3:52:06 PM #8:	Can I just leave the sample on your desk? --- Shut your BF28/9 sound hole and listen up. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice? Strike three. <cite>Xatrion posted [p:960153542] in SURPRISE! ... [t:79767875]...</cite> <quote>Can I just leave the sample on your desk? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Flintlock_Staff 11/19/21 3:52:08 PM #9:	Is it at least multiple choice? I hate essay questions <cite>Flintlock_Staff posted [p:960153544] in SURPRISE! ... [t:79767875]...</cite> <quote>Is it at least multiple choice? I hate essay questions</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Phantom36 11/19/21 3:52:41 PM #10:	Oh, a urine sample? Well this is embarrassing.... I guess the lack of dirty magazines they usually give you should have been a tip off, but I figured that was just because everyone has phones now anyway. --- The Phantom has spoken! <cite>Phantom36 posted [p:960153566] in SURPRISE! ... [t:79767875]...</cite> <quote>Oh, a urine sample? Well this is embarrassing.... I guess the lack of dirty magazines they usually give you should have been a tip off, but I figured that was just because everyone has phones now anyway. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Giant_Aspirin 11/19/21 3:53:23 PM #11:	i need more time to study for this one --- Playing: Yakuza 5 Remaster (PS4) I hope something good happens to you today <cite>Giant_Aspirin posted [p:960153591] in SURPRISE! ... [t:79767875]...</cite> <quote>i need more time to study for this one </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nfearurspecimn 11/19/21 3:55:09 PM #12:	I can't pee right now though --- Wake up. You have to wake up. currently a preta/hungry ghost Dai Grepher: I was wrong. My entire theory is incorrect. Zero Mission IS a remake of Metroid. <cite>nfearurspecimn posted [p:960153663] in SURPRISE! ... [t:79767875]...</cite> <quote>I can't pee right now though </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 11/19/21 3:55:34 PM #13:	I'm fucked --- Common sense led me to a stinky cave - some dude <cite>Smackems posted [p:960153679] in SURPRISE! ... [t:79767875]...</cite> <quote>I'm fucked </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BeautifulBlaze 11/19/21 3:56:30 PM #14:	Ivynn posted... But I didn't study!!!! Jiek_Fafn posted... But I didn't get a chance to study Giant_Aspirin posted... i need more time to study for this one Y'all really went in on this joke --- https://imgur.com/6MpDU9H https://imgur.com/VLIVK3B https://imgur.com/fvIsIB1 https://imgur.com/8lDngl8 <cite>BeautifulBlaze posted [p:960153721] in SURPRISE! ... [t:79767875]...</cite> <quote>Ivynn posted... </cite> <quote>But I didn't study!!!!</quote> Jiek_Fafn posted... </cite> <quote>But I didn't get a chance to study</quote> Giant_Aspirin posted... </cite> <quote>i need more time to study for this one</quote> Y'all really went in on this joke </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KiwiTerraRizing 11/19/21 3:57:39 PM #15:	Is alcohol, weed and opioids all cool? --- Trucking Legend Don Schneider! <cite>KiwiTerraRizing posted [p:960153762] in SURPRISE! ... [t:79767875]...</cite> <quote>Is alcohol, weed and opioids all cool? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Despised 11/19/21 4:40:21 PM #16:	I will be tip of the leaderboard for THC Content, what are the prizes/brackets? --- Instagig <cite>Despised posted [p:960155220] in SURPRISE! ... [t:79767875]...</cite> <quote>I will be tip of the leaderboard for THC Content, what are the prizes/brackets?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
garan 11/19/21 4:42:55 PM #17:	I haven't had anything fun in quite awhile, not even alcohol. <cite>garan posted [p:960155299] in SURPRISE! ... [t:79767875]...</cite> <quote>I haven't had anything fun in quite awhile, not even alcohol.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Payzmaykr 11/19/21 4:45:49 PM #18:	Im probably okay. I quit smoking a couple months ago --- So long, Thanks for all the fish! <cite>Payzmaykr posted [p:960155387] in SURPRISE! ... [t:79767875]...</cite> <quote>Im probably okay. I quit smoking a couple months ago </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CapnMuffin 11/19/21 4:47:19 PM #19:	But Im a poppyseed muffin. <cite>CapnMuffin posted [p:960155436] in SURPRISE! ... [t:79767875]...</cite> <quote>But Im a poppyseed muffin. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheFuriousInch 11/19/21 5:20:58 PM #20:	opens my full sample cup https://youtube.com/watch?v=y6120QOlsfU closes cup again Im fucked. --- PERSONAL HEADLINE Stout Player Wants To Pour Pink Zinfindel Onto His Firm Peepee While You Watch,Helpless <cite>TheFuriousInch posted [p:960156474] in SURPRISE! ... [t:79767875]...</cite> <quote>opens my full sample cup https://youtube.com/watch?v=y6120QOlsfU closes cup again Im fucked. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
monkmith 11/19/21 5:26:31 PM #21:	yes, my sugar levels are off the charts, but how are my electrolytes? --- Taarsidath-an halsaam. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola <cite>monkmith posted [p:960156645] in SURPRISE! ... [t:79767875]...</cite> <quote> yes, my sugar levels are off the charts, but how are my electrolytes? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Funkydog 11/19/21 5:36:32 PM #22:	I don't see username, so I think I used someone else's. My bad. --- https://imgur.com/BGbZK <cite>Funkydog posted [p:960156930] in SURPRISE! ... [t:79767875]...</cite> <quote>I don't see username, so I think I used someone else's. My bad.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Heartomaton 11/19/21 7:28:04 PM #23:	All of your samples tested positive for all of the drugs and you are all fired. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. <cite>Heartomaton posted [p:960160321] in SURPRISE! ... [t:79767875]...</cite> <quote>All of your samples tested positive for all of the drugs and you are all fired. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nfearurspecimn 11/19/21 7:28:31 PM #24:	y'all --- Wake up. You have to wake up. currently a preta/hungry ghost Dai Grepher: I was wrong. My entire theory is incorrect. Zero Mission IS a remake of Metroid. <cite>nfearurspecimn posted [p:960160330] in SURPRISE! ... [t:79767875]...</cite> <quote>y'all </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AldousIsDead 11/19/21 7:29:07 PM #25:	I pass. --- In simplicity, utility. Through utility, simplicity. <cite>AldousIsDead posted [p:960160342] in SURPRISE! ... [t:79767875]...</cite> <quote>I pass. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nukazie 11/19/21 7:29:50 PM #26:	i'll upload my piss, just download it --- Life is just a journey from the maternity ward to the crematorium. https://imgur.com/a/LEjr0RZ waifu courtesy of bnui_ransder <cite>Nukazie posted [p:960160361] in SURPRISE! ... [t:79767875]...</cite> <quote>i'll upload my piss, just download it </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
yunalenne10 11/19/21 7:31:46 PM #27:	Hey, don't watch me. >_> --- "The more beautiful and pure a thing is, the more satisfying it is to corrupt it." - Rule 43 <cite>yunalenne10 posted [p:960160417] in SURPRISE! ... [t:79767875]...</cite> <quote>Hey, don't watch me. >_> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
uwnim 11/19/21 7:32:47 PM #28:	pees in the uwnim cup Here you go. --- I want a pet Lavos Spawn. [Order of the Cetaceans: Phocoena dioptrica] <cite>uwnim posted [p:960160446] in SURPRISE! ... [t:79767875]...</cite> <quote>pees in the uwnim cup Here you go. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
-Unowninator- 11/19/21 7:34:01 PM #29:	I thought this day might come. That's why I had saved my urine before I started doing them. --- Not changing this signature until I think of a better one. Stated 8/26/2021 Join the unknown: http://goo.gl/S75cmn <cite>-Unowninator- posted [p:960160480] in SURPRISE! ... [t:79767875]...</cite> <quote>I thought this day might come. That's why I had saved my urine before I started doing them.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink 11/19/21 7:34:11 PM #30:	You can't fire me, I'm lit! ~~is that how the line goes~~ --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://imgur.com/M8h2ATe https://imgur.com/6ezFwG1 <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:960160482] in SURPRISE! ... [t:79767875]...</cite> <quote>You can't fire me, I'm lit! is that how the line goes </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jefejonny 11/19/21 7:34:40 PM #31:	JTilly posted... @Jefejonny , bruh, can you piss in this condom for me? Of course ! --- Phew <cite>Jefejonny posted [p:960160500] in SURPRISE! ... [t:79767875]...</cite> <quote>JTilly posted... </cite> <quote>@Jefejonny , bruh, can you piss in this condom for me?</quote>Of course ! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bishop9800 11/19/21 7:36:43 PM #32:	Wait a minute, this is bullshit! I want to see the results, and I want the name of the lab you are using. --- There are enough attention whores on CE as it is. <cite>Bishop9800 posted [p:960160562] in SURPRISE! ... [t:79767875]...</cite> <quote>Wait a minute, this is bullshit! I want to see the results, and I want the name of the lab you are using. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Despised 11/19/21 8:26:18 PM #33:	Can I have my results so I can frame them --- Instagig <cite>Despised posted [p:960162114] in SURPRISE! ... [t:79767875]...</cite> <quote>Can I have my results so I can frame them</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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