Current Events > CE's Anonymous Confessionary: After Dark

Topic List
Page List: 1 ... 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10
TheRadiant
10/27/21 10:18:11 PM
#351:


It's okay Harps that shit is nasty

---
She/her
... Copied to Clipboard!
Machete
10/27/21 10:19:30 PM
#352:


Harpie posted...
I gagged and then it was game over for me

I feel this. I didn't read up to it but I feel it.

---
I do not receive notifications, so using the @ feature will not do anything. I might see your post and respond though if I have already been in the topic.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Harpie
10/27/21 10:22:44 PM
#353:


TheRadiant posted...
It's okay Harps that shit is nasty
Yeah it was going okay until the end, the taste was nearly unbearable and when I tried to swallow you know what happened lmao

Machete posted...
I feel this. I didn't read up to it but I feel it.
thanks machete
tell me why you feel it

---
CE'S ANONYMOUS CONFESSIONARY
https://forms.gle/qhAruBww8BiPdHDP6
... Copied to Clipboard!
Machete
10/27/21 10:37:17 PM
#354:


Harpie posted...
tell me why you feel it

I'm not really sure why you ask but it happens from time to time. Anxiety... I still don't fucking understand it.

---
I do not receive notifications, so using the @ feature will not do anything. I might see your post and respond though if I have already been in the topic.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Yefoloogi
10/27/21 10:38:49 PM
#355:


Get your man to drink some pineapple juice ffs

---
(@)(@)
ZzzzZ
... Copied to Clipboard!
Machete
10/27/21 10:43:00 PM
#356:


Yefoloogi posted...
Get your man to drink some pineapple juice ffs

have you ever had juice pour out the big fucking can and it's like BLACK after maybe 4-6 days? Orange or pinepple? Anything acidic? That shit's traumatizing. I got a big fucking can of orange juice once time and I made screwdrivers with it and the next day it was literally poison and I was like "what?..."

That was not pleasant.

---
I do not receive notifications, so using the @ feature will not do anything. I might see your post and respond though if I have already been in the topic.
... Copied to Clipboard!
#357
Post #357 was unavailable or deleted.
Zodd3224
10/27/21 10:49:07 PM
#358:


Yefoloogi posted...
Get your man to drink some pineapple juice ffs

I like where your head's at

---
... Copied to Clipboard!
Harpie
10/27/21 10:53:12 PM
#359:


Machete posted...
I'm not really sure why you ask but it happens from time to time. Anxiety... I still don't fucking understand it.
Are you sure we're talking about the same thing

Yefoloogi posted...
Get your man to drink some pineapple juice ffs
._.

[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Lmao is there anything that makes it better

Zodd3224 posted...
I like where your head's at
The gluck gluck 9000 must CARRY ON

---
CE'S ANONYMOUS CONFESSIONARY
https://forms.gle/qhAruBww8BiPdHDP6
... Copied to Clipboard!
Machete
10/27/21 10:59:46 PM
#360:


Harpie posted...
Are you sure we're talking about the same thing

this is one of those interesting situations where the question suggests more information than the answer and

I kinda feel like you're making a point that I can't yet see, which is (many adjectives) but first and foremost, really intriguing

(lol sorry I confused the fuck outta myself. I'm not even peak 420 yet lol)

---
I do not receive notifications, so using the @ feature will not do anything. I might see your post and respond though if I have already been in the topic.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Machete
10/27/21 11:00:58 PM
#361:


that was not trying to be clever. I typed "not" twice in a row by accident >_>

---
I do not receive notifications, so using the @ feature will not do anything. I might see your post and respond though if I have already been in the topic.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Zodd3224
10/27/21 11:10:26 PM
#362:


Machete posted...
that was not trying to be clever. I typed "not" twice in a row by accident >_>

You definitely did not know what they were talking about

---
... Copied to Clipboard!
Yefoloogi
10/27/21 11:11:43 PM
#363:


Woozul posted...
Still doesnt taste good


Passable though

Zodd3224 posted...
I like where your head's at


Ehhhhhh I see I what you did there

---
(@)(@)
ZzzzZ
... Copied to Clipboard!
Machete
10/27/21 11:12:55 PM
#364:


bruh.. I know what everyone's talking about. Except in the rare occasions when I don't but this wasn't that.

---
I do not receive notifications, so using the @ feature will not do anything. I might see your post and respond though if I have already been in the topic.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Harpie
10/27/21 11:13:21 PM
#365:


And here I drink as I not so helplessly sit
Listening to some videogame soundtrack, I don't give a shit
Maybe it means something, I've played the game, it's a few decades old
But in term of this orchestral soundtrack, I cannot yet say that I'm sold

I've been responding in topics and my answers have been with truthful purity
But I'm nowhere near sober and my brain's deep in conflicted insecurity
So what do I do? I want to separate the swamp from the pond.
And I want to make the problem accounts are all gone.

But to get there it will be an annoyance at best,
And lol if I said I would do that, I jest...
I just can't deal with more conflict. I've had enough of this blight.
So I don't care what happens. I just don't want to fight...
this is beautiful 11/10 I keep rereading it over and over ^^

---
CE'S ANONYMOUS CONFESSIONARY
https://forms.gle/qhAruBww8BiPdHDP6
... Copied to Clipboard!
Harpie
10/27/21 11:17:07 PM
#366:


Machete posted...
this is one of those interesting situations where the question suggests more information than the answer and

I kinda feel like you're making a point that I can't yet see, which is (many adjectives) but first and foremost, really intriguing

(lol sorry I confused the fuck outta myself. I'm not even peak 420 yet lol)
We were actually talking about why I don't give blowjobs much but this works too I wanna be intriguing

I have vomited before from anxiety though, if that's what you were talking about

Machete posted...
bruh.. I know what everyone's talking about. Except in the rare occasions when I don't but this wasn't that.
wha
I'm so confused pls help I'm too toasted for this

---
CE'S ANONYMOUS CONFESSIONARY
https://forms.gle/qhAruBww8BiPdHDP6
... Copied to Clipboard!
Harpie
10/27/21 11:17:40 PM
#367:


It's not delivery, it's -
your mom
HAH
GOT EEEM

---
CE'S ANONYMOUS CONFESSIONARY
https://forms.gle/qhAruBww8BiPdHDP6
... Copied to Clipboard!
Yefoloogi
10/27/21 11:18:04 PM
#368:


We are talking about a healthy diet right?

shit, were talking about dick juice

---
(@)(@)
ZzzzZ
... Copied to Clipboard!
Machete
10/27/21 11:39:22 PM
#369:


haha no worries

---
I do not receive notifications, so using the @ feature will not do anything. I might see your post and respond though if I have already been in the topic.
... Copied to Clipboard!
BloodMoon7
10/27/21 11:41:29 PM
#370:


I should be more empathetic. I'm pretty pathetic so I just need two more letters.

---
My maid will hear about this.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Metallic Slug13
10/28/21 12:26:51 AM
#371:


^Here, borrow one from my collection below:

em
em em
em em em
em em
em

I stole them from Smackems, who from now on shall be called Smack

---
ref is was a less bad sack
... Copied to Clipboard!
Harpie
10/28/21 1:26:31 AM
#372:


do you think Machete can make people...disappear? just look at this post https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/79731008/959456514
@Machete you have some explaining to do

---
CE'S ANONYMOUS CONFESSIONARY
https://forms.gle/qhAruBww8BiPdHDP6
... Copied to Clipboard!
Harpie
10/28/21 1:32:42 AM
#373:


Maybe this one's more sad? The melancholy track is more of a fad.
But tears still trickle down my face. I ask silly questions about this race.
Is humanity worth saving? Should I board a rocket on a gurney?
Is my misunderstood mission an ill-fated failure of a journey?

My name's been known for a long time, but I doubt anyone will care
In the end, I intend to die on distant planet where nobody knows me there...
You flip a coin, you never remember me, but somehow I'm the goat you never could see
All signs point on Earth, that's a mystery as you'll see
As watching higher, expand out for me

I really don't want to confront these designs
But how else can I perfect the characters who are mine?
They are real by my logic, I just must share their names
So the world we live in remembers its games.

Sorry, I'm going hard, I don't want to be a hater.
So Harpie, you're awesome. Let's save this for later...
You have lots of interesting things to say, so I better see you later!


---
CE'S ANONYMOUS CONFESSIONARY
https://forms.gle/qhAruBww8BiPdHDP6
... Copied to Clipboard!
Harpie
10/28/21 1:33:17 AM
#374:


Have you ever heard of updog?
like the updog funk you up song?
Maybe

---
CE'S ANONYMOUS CONFESSIONARY
https://forms.gle/qhAruBww8BiPdHDP6
... Copied to Clipboard!
Harpie
10/28/21 1:35:11 AM
#375:


man & girl go out to drive under moonlight. they stop at on at a side of road. he turn to his girl and say: "baby, i love you very much"
"what is it honey?"
"our car is broken down. i think the engine is broken, ill walk and get some more fuel."
"ok. ill stay here and look after our stereo. there have been news report of steres being stolen."
"good idea. keep the doors locked no matter what. i love you sweaty"

so the guy left to get full for the car. after two hours the girl say "where is my baby, he was supposed to be back by now". then the girl here a scratching sound and a voice say "LET ME IN"

the girl doesn't do it and then after a while she goes to sleep. the next morning she wakes up and finds her boyfriend still not there. she gets out to check and man door hand hook car door.
"and man door hand hook car door"
what
I NEED TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENED

---
CE'S ANONYMOUS CONFESSIONARY
https://forms.gle/qhAruBww8BiPdHDP6
... Copied to Clipboard!
Harpie
10/28/21 1:39:40 AM
#376:


I just did four hours of interviews with a megacorp. I hate corporatism and specifically this company's version of it so I'm feeling some type of way. I think I did ok and if I get the job it would be nearly six figures. I just want to be able to afford a qt girlfriend but how will an artsy too-cool-for -school girl whose parents pay her rent respect me if I work for the dark side?
Well for six figures try it out and see how it goes. Good luck with the interviews, but if it ends up being too soul sucking of a job it might not be worth it
as for the qt girlfriend, yeah idk you're screwed. Maybe if you donate 3/4 of your salary to her-no I mean the poor, then she might respect you

---
CE'S ANONYMOUS CONFESSIONARY
https://forms.gle/qhAruBww8BiPdHDP6
... Copied to Clipboard!
Harpie
10/28/21 1:41:22 AM
#377:


The perfect girl, but she said the N word once.
why are you doing this to me

---
CE'S ANONYMOUS CONFESSIONARY
https://forms.gle/qhAruBww8BiPdHDP6
... Copied to Clipboard!
Machete
10/28/21 1:45:42 AM
#378:


Harpie posted...
@Machete you have some explaining to do

people get banned. I call it like I see it. Most of the time I didn't want it but it happened anyway, People like to give me shit because I read the future :(

but I get why they are skeptical

---
I do not receive notifications, so using the @ feature will not do anything. I might see your post and respond though if I have already been in the topic.
... Copied to Clipboard!
teep_
10/29/21 12:08:44 AM
#379:


Hello

I'm back

What did I miss?
---
Roxas
that's a stick
... Copied to Clipboard!
Naysaspace
10/29/21 12:10:57 AM
#380:


damn why's this random topic have 400 pos....

*sees first page*

welp, can't say i'm surprised.

---
#BladeGang
... Copied to Clipboard!
Harpie
10/29/21 12:55:28 AM
#381:


machete is lying. He's a mafia organization. Not a member, not a boss, an entire organization. And just the one we know about. It is likely that there are more.
@Machete hmmm there seems to be some conspiracies running amok

---
CE'S ANONYMOUS CONFESSIONARY
https://forms.gle/qhAruBww8BiPdHDP6
... Copied to Clipboard!
Harpie
10/29/21 12:57:33 AM
#382:


Naysaspace posted...
damn why's this random topic have 400 pos....

*sees first page*

welp, can't say i'm surprised.
;0

teep_ posted...
Hello

I'm back

What did I miss?
Not much

Howd school go?

---
CE'S ANONYMOUS CONFESSIONARY
https://forms.gle/qhAruBww8BiPdHDP6
... Copied to Clipboard!
Harpie
10/29/21 12:59:50 AM
#383:


There are too many fine ass CEgals on this board. The temptation to simp is strong... but I must resist. I MUST RESIST
RESIST, PERSIST
if anyones in the market for simpin tho I do need a new car so

---
CE'S ANONYMOUS CONFESSIONARY
https://forms.gle/qhAruBww8BiPdHDP6
... Copied to Clipboard!
Harpie
10/29/21 1:00:42 AM
#384:


Should I let this HOT cactus peg me?
Absolutely its a once in a lifetime experience

---
CE'S ANONYMOUS CONFESSIONARY
https://forms.gle/qhAruBww8BiPdHDP6
... Copied to Clipboard!
Harpie
10/29/21 1:01:24 AM
#385:


on a scale of 1 to assblasted how inebriated should I get
also i kinda wanna make shitty drawings is that a topic anyone wants

---
CE'S ANONYMOUS CONFESSIONARY
https://forms.gle/qhAruBww8BiPdHDP6
... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems
10/29/21 1:01:54 AM
#386:


Harpie posted...
Absolutely its a once in a lifetime experience
It hurts

---
Common sense charged before shipping - some dude
... Copied to Clipboard!
teep_
10/29/21 1:02:03 AM
#387:


Harpie posted...
Howd school go?

I'm submitting a half-completed thesis today
---
Roxas
that's a stick
... Copied to Clipboard!
Zodd3224
10/29/21 1:02:20 AM
#388:


Harpie posted...
on a scale of 1 to assblasted how inebriated should I get
also i kinda wanna make shittt drawings

0

Up with hope, down with dope young lady.

---
... Copied to Clipboard!
Harpie
10/29/21 1:02:29 AM
#389:


Smackems posted...
It hurts
Push through the pain

if the two girls with only one cup can do it, so can you

---
CE'S ANONYMOUS CONFESSIONARY
https://forms.gle/qhAruBww8BiPdHDP6
... Copied to Clipboard!
Harpie
10/29/21 1:04:38 AM
#390:


teep_ posted...
I'm submitting a half-completed thesis today
Howd you think you did? Half a thesis is a lot of work, great work teep :)

---
CE'S ANONYMOUS CONFESSIONARY
https://forms.gle/qhAruBww8BiPdHDP6
... Copied to Clipboard!
Machete
10/29/21 1:04:49 AM
#391:


Harpie posted...
hmmm there seems to be some conspiracies running amok

I refuse to comment about any of the several dozen or thousand mafia organizations that I am but also don't know about

I also may not have phrased that awesomely. I would like to offer lots of mac and cheese to potentially change the subject

---
I do not receive notifications, so using the @ feature will not do anything. I might see your post and respond though if I have already been in the topic.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Harpie
10/29/21 1:06:05 AM
#392:


Zodd3224 posted...
0

Up with hope, down with dope young lady.
._.
okay

Tbh I should put it away for good I kinda have a baby minor possibly an addiction problem. There hasnt been a day I havent smoked since February

---
CE'S ANONYMOUS CONFESSIONARY
https://forms.gle/qhAruBww8BiPdHDP6
... Copied to Clipboard!
teep_
10/29/21 1:06:07 AM
#393:


Harpie posted...
teep_ posted...
I'm submitting a half-completed thesis today
Howd you think you did? Half a thesis is a lot of work, great work teep :)

As long as my grade goes up and not down i'll be happy

Not sure how likely that is, but whatever. What's done is done

Harpie posted...
I kinda have a baby


---
Roxas
that's a stick
... Copied to Clipboard!
Harpie
10/29/21 1:07:07 AM
#394:


I have an alt I use to post on RI so people don't know I'm on both boards.

same

---
CE'S ANONYMOUS CONFESSIONARY
https://forms.gle/qhAruBww8BiPdHDP6
... Copied to Clipboard!
Harpie
10/29/21 1:08:27 AM
#395:


> on a scale of 1 to assblasted how inebriated should I get

one-cheek-blasted.
Mmmm perfect just enough
Im currently at a quarter cheek blasted so we gotta fix that

---
CE'S ANONYMOUS CONFESSIONARY
https://forms.gle/qhAruBww8BiPdHDP6
... Copied to Clipboard!
Harpie
10/29/21 1:10:07 AM
#396:


I have a new waifu now

It used to be 2B, but now it's Mai Sakurajima aka Bunny Girl Senpai


good choice Id bang

---
CE'S ANONYMOUS CONFESSIONARY
https://forms.gle/qhAruBww8BiPdHDP6
... Copied to Clipboard!
_Angel_
10/29/21 2:39:18 AM
#397:


Harpie posted...
what are you moving onto
dont leave me

Aw, I can't leave ya sexy ass hanging like that

The fire to shitpost died in me, that's all.

---
Nostalgia, how I remember things.
Remember crowns, remember kings.
... Copied to Clipboard!
#398
Post #398 was unavailable or deleted.
Harpie
10/30/21 10:18:46 PM
#399:


how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood
at least tree fiddy

I've been banned for reasons I don't quite know but I must say goodbye dear Harpie please think fondly of me
You will stay forever in my heart bby

---
CE'S ANONYMOUS CONFESSIONARY
https://forms.gle/qhAruBww8BiPdHDP6
... Copied to Clipboard!
Harpie
10/30/21 11:08:06 PM
#400:


I had a dream last night about showering with a former co-worker of mine. The dream didn't get into any real sexual activity other than showering naked together. It took place in a bathroom of my childhood home, and I woke up still thinking about that former co-worker of mine. Oh, also, I'm very happily married.
It's time to ask for a threeway

When I was younger, I was a single person that was the "other guy" to a woman who was in a relationship with a child. This went on for longer than i'm proud of. I wanted to be with the other person, and to be the sole provider for that person and replace the existing partner. Eventually it led to a situation where she became pregnant, quite possibly due to our relations. At the time it seemed very clear that it was due to my actions. We had an abortion. She was very manipulative. As the years have gone by, I've looked back and wondered if it really was my actions that let to the pregnancy, or if it was something that occurred within her relationship, that she used me to instigate the abortion. Maybe I'm just crazy or trying to deflect blame.
yikes what a weird situation. If the timing makes sense, it was probably your doing. And even if it was the existing partner, she had no way of knowing either. Your guess is as good as hers, so I'd hope she wasn't being manipulative about that aspect of it
overall though she doesn't sound great, you might've dodged a bullet

---
CE'S ANONYMOUS CONFESSIONARY
https://forms.gle/qhAruBww8BiPdHDP6
... Copied to Clipboard!
Topic List
Page List: 1 ... 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10