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LightningAce11
11/08/21 3:14:06 PM
#252:


GTA trilogy and GotG are being claimed and he made no money! He needs you to step up and support!

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Slayer_22
11/08/21 4:26:29 PM
#253:


He's doing GotG? I wonder how he's gonna ruin that.
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DeadBankerDream
11/08/21 4:27:32 PM
#254:


Slayer_22 posted...
He's doing GotG?
He begged his fans to buy it for him and they did.

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Slayer_22
11/08/21 4:28:22 PM
#255:


DeadBankerDream posted...

He begged his fans to buy it for him and they did.

...ugh. Absolutely disgusting.
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DevilZhouYu
11/08/21 4:35:26 PM
#256:


Slayer_22 posted...
...ugh. Absolutely disgusting.
Honestly, this should no longer surprise you.

His fans are really that daft.
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Slayer_22
11/08/21 4:41:13 PM
#257:


DevilZhouYu posted...

Honestly, this should no longer surprise you.

His fans are really that daft.

Surprise me? Nah. Disgust me? Every single time.
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DeadBankerDream
11/09/21 1:10:34 AM
#258:


One thing I wonder about Phil is, he seems to get all his games digitally. Does he not understand he can save money finding a store that sells below the e-shop monopoly's retail price? Or is he too lazy to go out and find a game himself when he can just get it automatically. Or maybe he's too needy to have the first morning stream on a game's release be that game? Ain't got no time to go out to stores and buy the game and wait for the installation.

Either way, there's so many blatant ways he could save money. All those store credits he got his fans to send him, if he'd gotten them to send the same amount in extra tips and he was a bit selective where to buy, he probably could have pocketed 15-25% of that money for his mobile games.

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Nazanir
11/09/21 1:20:58 AM
#259:


DeadBankerDream posted...
He begged his fans to buy it for him and they did.
Phil's "business" works so otherworldly strange.

If you want him to see play a game, buy it for him.

Then tell him how to play it, in messages with money attached to them.

Then pay for watching him play the game you bought for him.

If the game has licensed music, make up for it by throwing money at him.

Expect to be ridiculed and insulted at all times.

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LightningAce11
11/09/21 1:25:11 AM
#260:


Phil buys games digitally so he doesn't have to go out and interact with people. He's an ultra paranoid hermit.

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pokeytrader
11/09/21 1:28:29 AM
#261:


Going to a store means he has to leave the house, and unless he's going out on his scheduled day off, he is not leaving the house. It's a combination of being extremely lazy and being terrified of human contact. What does he care about saving money, anyway? We've seen proof that he wastes every extra dollar he gets.
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LightningAce11
11/09/21 4:17:55 AM
#262:


Bruh this dude had a stream deck since last year and was too lazy to set it up.

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Bad_Mojo
11/09/21 8:59:01 AM
#263:


LightningAce11 posted...
Bruh this dude had a stream deck since last year and was too lazy to set it up.

How? Its not even out yet, right? December 2021, mine is coming in January

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LightningAce11
11/09/21 3:09:48 PM
#264:


https://www.reddit.com/r/DSPDiscussion2/comments/qpmok9/where_the_fuck_did_he_get_that_from/

This one?

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DeadBankerDream
11/09/21 3:10:54 PM
#265:


Oh shit the reddit is back?

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SSJ2GrimReaper
11/09/21 3:28:14 PM
#266:


DeadBankerDream posted...
Oh shit the reddit is back?
the reddit has been back for a while lol

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LightningAce11
11/09/21 5:17:03 PM
#267:


Few whales were using OIC in their name (OnlyIcedKevin) etc, and OIC got pissed.

Phil of course, not wanting to anger the whales calmly said as long as it isn't malicious he'll allow it.

Where was this during the snowkarl incident?

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MasterVG782
11/09/21 5:25:49 PM
#268:


Bad_Mojo posted...
How? Its not even out yet, right? December 2021, mine is coming in January

stReam deck, not the Steam Deck. You know, that thing more competent streamers use to trigger sound effects or simply push a button to change scenes, without needing to click on OBS or whatever software they are using.

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Bad_Mojo
11/09/21 5:26:59 PM
#269:


MasterVG782 posted...
stReam deck, not the Steam Deck. You know, that thing more competent streamers use to trigger sound effects or simply push a button to change scenes, without needing to click on OBS or whatever software they are using.

Ah, got it

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LightningAce11
11/09/21 10:13:05 PM
#270:


Generous fan who only watches the on demand videos donated $5 because he left music on GoTG.

"One tip, and I lost memberships. That's not enough. I could have turned off the music and made way more."

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LightningAce11
11/10/21 1:02:04 AM
#271:


https://mobile.twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/1458287848101007366

Massive beg tweet.

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pokeytrader
11/10/21 1:34:29 AM
#272:


Remember when he used to try to promote the idea that he didn't always talk about money?

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Vyrulisse
11/10/21 1:35:33 AM
#273:


Funny seeing these "slow nights" become more and more common and Phil uravelling.

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Nintendo_Porn
11/10/21 3:07:50 AM
#274:


Vyrulisse posted...
Funny seeing these "slow nights" become more and more common and Phil uravelling.

He's at his "best" when desperate.

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pokeytrader
11/10/21 3:34:11 AM
#275:


From what I've seen, he's been hitting the tip goals a lot lately, due mainly to big whale tips. But all of that is immediately forgotten when he has a single slow stream. And he still can't get it through his head that night streams bring in less money because they are only half as long. It's like a guy at a regular job being utterly confused because he only made half as much money working a 4 hour shift as he usually does when he works an 8 hour shift.
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DeadBankerDream
11/10/21 3:53:28 AM
#276:


Phil is shocked that none of his sub 300 "fans" were selected for the Elden Ring closed beta.

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MasterVG782
11/10/21 1:39:02 PM
#277:


DeadBankerDream posted...
Phil is shocked that none of his sub 300 "fans" were selected for the Elden Ring closed beta.

I'm guessing he was hoping one of his "fans" would be generous and donate the beta code to him or something?

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DevilZhouYu
11/10/21 1:51:54 PM
#278:


MasterVG782 posted...
I'm guessing he was hoping one of his "fans" would be generous and donate the beta code to him or something?
Of course. He takes their money as it is, might as well take everything else.
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LightningAce11
11/11/21 12:50:21 AM
#279:


I was watching one of his call of duty salt compilations, and this mofo has an excuse for every single kill. Constant whining to the point where I had to rip out my headphones and take a walk.

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DeadBankerDream
11/11/21 1:42:28 AM
#280:


On TIHYDP Dark Souls videos there's usually a couple of comments that just state "Stop explaining every death"

Because he does. He can't just accept that it's a videogame and sometimes you dies. In Phil's mind in a fair world he would beat Dark Souls first try with no deaths and since he doesn't, he need to explain how every death is unfair to him.

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pokeytrader
11/11/21 1:58:07 AM
#281:


DeadBankerDream posted...
On TIHYDP Dark Souls videos there's usually a couple of comments that just state "Stop explaining every death"

Because he does. He can't just accept that it's a videogame and sometimes you dies. In Phil's mind in a fair world he would beat Dark Souls first try with no deaths and since he doesn't, he need to explain how every death is unfair to him.
The funny thing is, if DSP could make it through a game without dying, then he'd complain that it was too easy. I can't remember which game it was, but I remember a video where he was doing surprisingly well and starting to whine about how easy the game was. A few minutes later, he died and immediately began complaining that the game was unfair. There's no pleasing him.
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Nazanir
11/11/21 2:32:15 AM
#282:


LightningAce11 posted...
I was watching one of his call of duty salt compilations, and this mofo has an excuse for every single kill. Constant whining to the point where I had to rip out my headphones and take a walk.
He is so used to making up excuses, that during a Streetfighter story marathon, he complained about lag fighting against the CPU.

He tried to walk it back, but everyone heard it.

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DeadBankerDream
11/11/21 2:35:13 AM
#283:


Link?

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Balnazarr
11/11/21 3:20:19 PM
#284:


700+ viewers. Jesus, are people really interested in him taht much they'll watch him play an old game?
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Nintendo_Porn
11/11/21 3:22:37 PM
#285:


Balnazarr posted...
700+ viewers. Jesus, are people really interested in him taht much they'll watch him play an old game?

The gta trilogy was sus until launch - people wanna see how it runs?

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DeadBankerDream
11/11/21 3:25:42 PM
#286:


Started streaming 100 minutes ago

*Hasn't started the game yet*

Okay.

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LightningAce11
11/11/21 3:29:42 PM
#287:


He refuses to change the tag to just chatting when his beg stream takes hours long.

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DeadBankerDream
11/11/21 3:38:24 PM
#288:


He started the game. The prestream was 113 minutes long.

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Nintendo_Porn
11/11/21 3:39:12 PM
#289:


With this audience looks like he's trying to be on his best behavior...People are going to see how much of an asshole you are....

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DeadBankerDream
11/11/21 3:50:11 PM
#290:


He keeping the snorts down?

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Balnazarr
11/11/21 4:08:04 PM
#291:


1000+. Did he really go viral? Are people really tuning in to watch DSP play GTA? Are you fucking kidding?
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LightningAce11
11/11/21 4:12:47 PM
#292:


Now he complained about a 1000 viewers left after he started the game.

Yeah because they were sick of waiting for it to start and your begging.

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pokeytrader
11/11/21 11:12:40 PM
#293:


And back down to low views for the night Forza stream. It's almost as if people prefer to see him play certain types of games and the whole variety streamer gimmick isn't working.
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DeadBankerDream
11/12/21 12:13:42 AM
#294:


How much did he make on GTA?

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pokeytrader
11/12/21 2:33:05 AM
#295:


I think he made about $180 in tips for the GTA stream, then less on the night stream, so he still didn't quite get to $300 for the day. It would've made more sense to do one "marathon" stream featuring GTA.
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DeadBankerDream
11/12/21 2:34:06 AM
#296:


Now see, to me it would seem kind of a failure that you go from sub 300 viewers to 1000+ without a noticable increase in income.

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LightningAce11
11/12/21 3:50:54 AM
#297:


Guys, he needs your buy in
He's making no money.

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pokeytrader
11/12/21 6:12:07 AM
#298:


For a man who so desperately needs money, he continues to do nothing (aside from outright begging) to offer anyone an incentive to support him. He had over 1000 viewers yesterday, roughly 4 times what he usually gets, and while many of them were there to laugh at him or enjoy the drama, anyone who had shown up to watch a streamer play GTA was subjected to a 2 hour long prestream. I know his actual gameplay is hot garbage punctuated by numerous pauses to beg, but most potential new viewers are going to give up long before the gameplay starts. You got 1000 people watching--how about you play the damn game?
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DeadBankerDream
11/12/21 6:19:40 AM
#299:


For the 10 minutes I was in the stream the chat was about 50% people asking him to begin the game.

Based on the video lengths he uploaded, he did a bit less than 3 hours of gameplay. So of the biggest stream of his day he spent 2/5s of it not playing the game. And then he complains about people losing interest in long playthroughs.

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Bad_Mojo
11/12/21 9:01:34 PM
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pokeytrader
11/12/21 11:21:25 PM
#301:


It's weird that he thinks "chill" streams are some kind of draw. As far as I can tell, the only things that qualify a stream as being chill are: 1.) they take place at night, and 2.) they feature games not popular enough to be played during the day. Does his definition of chill also include literally bringing the stream to a halt so that he can send out a begging tweet?
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