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DeadBankerDream
12/04/21 4:54:16 AM
#452:


How was his ad revenue in November "the same as every other month of the year" if all his major new content, excluding Lost Judgment if you want to call that major, was claimed and he got no money from it? Wouldn't that eliminate 98% of his revenue? Or is there a silent majority just sitting around watching his 7000 old ass videos? At most I could see a couple of people watching his Dark Souls videos to laugh at them.

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pokeytrader
12/04/21 4:57:55 AM
#453:


He initially seemed to be talking about the bank leaks, but when someone brought it up again, he claimed he was talking about chargebacks or something. It doesn't matter, though. He's at a point now where he can say almost anything and just change his story later or blame trolls for taking it out of context. He's not even trying to make his lies plausible anymore.

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Chev427BB
12/04/21 9:16:38 AM
#454:


It's insane to me how gaslighted his whales are, they don't see an issue with these lies and keep supporting him because he's lied to them so much over the past decade or more that they have no way of knowing what the truth is. It's like he's built an alternate reality for himself over those years and anyone who stops being useful is phased out of that reality.

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Nazanir
12/04/21 11:27:30 AM
#455:


LightningAce11 posted...
More lies about the bank leaks.

Said people spent thousands from his account on apple store for years without him knowing.
It doesn't matter if it's the truth or a lie anymore, because both are utterly insane at this point.

Either he does spend an exorbitant amount on an addiction of a gacha game or people have stolen tens of thousands of dollars from him throughout the years.

Which of those two would sound "normal" to the average rational person? Hint: neither.

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pokeytrader
12/04/21 11:40:17 AM
#456:


His lying seems to have gotten worse since his return to YouTube. Scratch that--everything about him has gotten worse since his return to YouTube. He makes no attempt to keep his stories straight, gaslights his viewers constantly, and incorporates begging into every aspect of his streaming and social media. I know he always did some of this stuff to a certain degree, but he's taken it to another level. YouTube DSP makes Twitch DSP look almost reasonable.
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Bad_Mojo
12/04/21 1:37:22 PM
#457:


Yeah, I he seems to really going downhill right now. It's been building for a while now, but with this whole GTA music thing, he's really going in about people giving him money to make up for the income loss

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DeadBankerDream
12/05/21 4:15:50 AM
#458:


https://youtu.be/_bcf6jgBsr4

>Man has to beg for money every single day of his life

>Makes no effort to control his subscriptions and has them all on autorenewal

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pokeytrader
12/05/21 4:34:17 AM
#460:


"If you're subscribing to an online service every year and they're not improving, you're contributing to them being the way they are. You have to make them earn your dollar."

Only DSP can start a story about how he's too stupid to pay attention to his subscriptions while he's screaming about being poor, then somehow turn it once again into a lesson about how he is the least self-aware person on Earth.
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LightningAce11
12/05/21 4:31:07 PM
#461:


Dude still whines about the burger king incident and is upset they didn't compensate him.

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DeadBankerDream
12/05/21 6:43:26 PM
#462:


https://youtu.be/lTwLCZcsBfk

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Slayer_22
12/05/21 7:03:41 PM
#463:


LightningAce11 posted...
Dude still whines about the burger king incident and is upset they didn't compensate him.

I still remember people(or one person, idk) in one of these threads acting like it was all part of DSP's master plan to make people talk about him.

Let's face it, DSP is dumb as a bag of rocks and is just mad BK won't give him free shit.
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LightningAce11
12/05/21 7:45:58 PM
#464:


Oh shit, he said the gamer word again.

Blooper World Order has the clip.

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Slayer_22
12/05/21 7:51:54 PM
#465:


LightningAce11 posted...
Oh shit, he said the gamer word again.

Blooper World Order has the clip.

Incredible.
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Nintendo_Porn
12/05/21 7:59:44 PM
#466:


He dropped another n bomb?

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LightningAce11
12/05/21 8:08:43 PM
#467:


Nintendo_Porn posted...
He dropped another n bomb?
Arnold Schwarzenegger, except he kept saying the second half of his name and got angry when people freaked out.

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LightningAce11
12/05/21 10:03:49 PM
#468:


He boasted that youtube won't do anything, so for once the lax policies are helping him.

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Nintendo_Porn
12/05/21 10:52:52 PM
#469:


LightningAce11 posted...
Arnold Schwarzenegger, except he kept saying the second half of his name and got angry when people freaked out.

lol How do you even do this?

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Balnazarr
12/06/21 1:26:14 AM
#470:


Nothing will come of this, sadly. Ytube doesn't give a shit.
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pokeytrader
12/06/21 2:58:34 AM
#471:


I love that his angry reactions have all the wit and subtlety of a temperamental child who relies on swear words to compensate for a tiny vocabulary.

"That's not what I said, idiot, so shut the fuck up! No, stupid, that's not what fucking happened. Fucking dumbasses."

He's like a comedian getting heckled who can only respond with, "Oh, yeah? Well... uh, well, you're an asshole."
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DeadBankerDream
12/06/21 3:24:07 AM
#472:


Why is it so hard for him to just not go there. Yes, Schwarzenegger's name can be an oof to pronounce. And you being you, who keeps being banned from all the platforms FOR NO REASON, why would you even attempt it?

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LightningAce11
12/06/21 3:39:14 AM
#473:


And he still doesn't get why twitch banned him.

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DeadBankerDream
12/06/21 4:04:25 AM
#474:


This helicopter business story is complete bullshit, right?

Apparently this mythical "helicopter company" has the corporate training to train people to be able to improve the company, but can't just improve on its own? And Phil has the training to by merely opening his mouth and snorting to improve the performance of a helicopter company, but instead of getting another job in that sector to what would surely be a substantial pay, he chooses to sit on his ass and beg cult members for money and complain every day?

Surely that's just a fantasy he has.

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WallStreetWolf
12/06/21 4:05:16 AM
#475:


If it really does sound like the game word again, it's clear he has some kind of history using it in a racist context. I know he said it before playing heavy rain which is horrible, but it was more of a joke in poor taste. Anyway if it keeps slipping out of his mouth, there's only one reason why

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WallStreetWolf
12/06/21 4:06:03 AM
#476:


DeadBankerDream posted...
This helicopter business story is complete bullshit, right?

Apparently this mythical "helicopter company" has the corporate training to train people to be able to improve the company, but can't just improve on its own? And Phil has the training to by merely opening his mouth and snorting to improve the performance of a helicopter company, but instead of getting another job in that sector to what would surely be a substantial pay, he chooses to sit on his ass and beg cult members for money and complain every day?

Surely that's just a fantasy he has.

That's probably BS but I believe that they did close down

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pokeytrader
12/06/21 5:01:30 AM
#477:


The first step towards improvement is recognizing the need for it, which isn't compatible with his I-did-nothing-wrong worldview.
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LightningAce11
12/06/21 6:07:40 PM
#478:


https://youtu.be/mVlAMFBUpZI

Here's our anticipated rant about the n word he said.

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DeadBankerDream
12/06/21 6:50:43 PM
#479:


What's the origin of the "bugged mechanics" meme? Is it a specific phrase, or did it just come about because he always blame input lag and whatnot?

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LightningAce11
12/06/21 6:51:49 PM
#480:


DeadBankerDream posted...
What's the origin of the "bugged mechanics" meme? Is it a specific phrase, or did it just come about because he always blame input lag and whatnot?
Black Mesa. He had to crouch jump to get on a platform, but completely ignored the on screen instructions, struggled for hours then accused the game of having a bugged jumping mechanic when his twitter followers told him what to do.

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DeadBankerDream
12/07/21 2:23:28 AM
#481:


Phil thinks that detractors pointing out that what he said sounds like the N-word, often simply by replicating him saying it, is not protected by freedom of speech. Meaning he thinks he can sue them for defamation.

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pokeytrader
12/07/21 3:03:36 AM
#482:


The only reason detractors make a big deal out of these verbal slip-ups is because they know DSP gets so upset about them. If he could just laugh these things off--something you'd think he would've learned during his 13 years doing this--his life would be so much easier.
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DeadBankerDream
12/07/21 9:08:15 AM
#483:


https://youtu.be/Pu0lS1bm_yE

The hell is this?

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Nazanir
12/07/21 12:12:38 PM
#484:


pokeytrader posted...
The only reason detractors make a big deal out of these verbal slip-ups is because they know DSP gets so upset about them. If he could just laugh these things off--something you'd think he would've learned during his 13 years doing this--his life would be so much easier.
Phil is and always has been, his own biggest detractor.

Give him enough rope, and he'll hang himself.

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MC_BatCommander
12/07/21 12:23:47 PM
#485:


DeadBankerDream posted...
Phil thinks that detractors pointing out that what he said sounds like the N-word, often simply by replicating him saying it, is not protected by freedom of speech. Meaning he thinks he can sue them for defamation.

Idk why he talks about defamation so much, he's too busy paying for jpgs of wrestlers to ever actually take legal action

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LightningAce11
12/07/21 4:13:41 PM
#486:


It really is fascinating how this dude talks so much about what he doesn't know. NFT, business, finance, ethnic food etc. He rambles for an hour with his interpretation of reality.

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pokeytrader
12/07/21 10:26:11 PM
#487:


LightningAce11 posted...
It really is fascinating how this dude talks so much about what he doesn't know. NFT, business, finance, ethnic food etc. He rambles for an hour with his interpretation of reality.
Dunning-Kruger effect
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LightningAce11
12/08/21 3:52:35 AM
#488:


Massive game journo rant because Forza Horizon wasn't on their nomination list.

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DeadBankerDream
12/08/21 6:37:34 AM
#489:


Saw a troll superchat him 10 dollars to say "Don't say the N word again Phil"

if you're going to feel the need to troll donate, which you shouldn't, why would you donate significant monetary amounts rather than the absolute minimum you can get away with?

His paypigs aren't the only morons in this.

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LightningAce11
12/08/21 6:39:54 AM
#490:


These trolls need to chargeback

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Nazanir
12/08/21 12:21:36 PM
#491:


LightningAce11 posted...
Massive game journo rant because Forza Horizon wasn't on their nomination list.
He really has no empathy and thus can't understand why someone else might have a different opinion than his own.

He always gets so aggressive when his status wuo is challanged, he is just so small and petty.

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MC_BatCommander
12/08/21 12:23:01 PM
#492:


DeadBankerDream posted...
Saw a troll superchat him 10 dollars to say "Don't say the N word again Phil"

if you're going to feel the need to troll donate, which you shouldn't, why would you donate significant monetary amounts rather than the absolute minimum you can get away with?

His paypigs aren't the only morons in this.

Yeah the people who "troll tip" are absolutely baffling to me. The last thing I would ever do is give Phil money

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Nazanir
12/08/21 2:14:05 PM
#493:


Nazanir posted...
He really has no empathy and thus can't understand why someone else might have a different opinion than his own.

He always gets so aggressive when his status wuo is challanged, he is just so small and petty.
Speaking of empathy, he got an Amber Alert, called it stupid.

He really lives in his own bubble.

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LightningAce11
12/08/21 10:06:33 PM
#494:


Nazanir posted...
Speaking of empathy, he got an Amber Alert, called it stupid.

He really lives in his own bubble.
Stupid missing kid! *snort* can't they see I'm doing a prestream?

Also, we need a new topic soon. Come up with a funny name and tag us, whoever wants to make it.

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Bad_Mojo
12/08/21 11:32:50 PM
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pokeytrader
12/09/21 2:02:58 AM
#496:


His opinions on what should be considered GotY material are especially bad since he's only looking at games as they relate to his experiences streaming them for money.
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DeadBankerDream
12/09/21 2:35:16 AM
#497:


His entire approach to game awards is "my opinion is X. Any deviation from X is a sham and bad."

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Nazanir
12/10/21 1:42:25 AM
#498:


Bad_Mojo posted...
https://youtu.be/RL9W6q42wZg
The best part was how annoyed he slammed the door shut when his "wife" was vacuuming.

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Carnager86
12/10/21 4:51:11 AM
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LightningAce11
12/10/21 5:26:06 AM
#500:


Lmfao

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