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nothanks1
09/15/21 11:43:54 AM
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Like say someone in Upper management complains you're sitting around talking instead of solving their email problem and like six female work colleagues start talking over her saying how you deserve a break for working so hard

What do you call the women who do that
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Ilishe
09/15/21 11:45:11 AM
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Simps

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Touch
09/15/21 11:45:41 AM
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nothanks1 posted...
Like say someone in Upper management complains you're sitting around talking instead of solving their email problem and like six female work colleagues start talking over her saying how you deserve a break for working so hard

What do you call the women who do that
Amazing

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Slayerblade11
09/15/21 11:46:47 AM
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I believe the term is called Pickmeisha
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JeDDyD
09/15/21 11:46:56 AM
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Simpette
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viewmaster_pi
09/15/21 11:48:39 AM
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Fimp

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Tyranthraxus
09/15/21 11:50:14 AM
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nothanks1 posted...
Like say someone in Upper management complains you're sitting around talking instead of solving their email problem and like six female work colleagues start talking over her saying how you deserve a break for working so hard

What do you call the women who do that

Sycophant / groupie

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nothanks1
09/15/21 11:51:01 AM
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Groupie? I like that
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Irony
09/15/21 11:53:10 AM
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Skanks

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Flockaveli
09/15/21 11:54:42 AM
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Even though I'm not your man, you're not my girl, I'm gone call you my shawty.

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JlM
09/15/21 11:55:19 AM
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Thirsty
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DravenRainrix
09/15/21 11:55:29 AM
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Imaginary

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Were_Wyrm
09/15/21 11:55:44 AM
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Marge

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BB mofo
09/15/21 12:24:14 PM
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It's definitely groupie, though the slur has been watered down.

Stalks the star around on tour, offers sex to roadies to get back stage, and doesn't mind being a side chick shared between the band if she gets to be part of their entourage. In the most extreme circumstances she will try to get pregnant by the celebrity she stans. She will obsess on her time being a groupie to the point that it consumes her life years after the fact, long after the star's prime.

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_Angel_
09/15/21 12:33:44 PM
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That's a good question.

The female counterpart for a simp would be a woman who consistently does everything for a dude despite him being a bum motherfucker who doesn't reciprocate. I've not yet heard a good term for this kind of woman however.

I don't think groupie applies, as that's a different situation with its own specifics that groupie uniquely applies to.

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nothanks1
09/15/21 12:41:52 PM
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Dudes the women are just nice to me and defend me when anyone complains about me
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Health
09/15/21 12:42:34 PM
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_Angel_ posted...
I've not yet heard a good term for this kind of woman however.


A doormat?
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MaddenDude--
09/15/21 12:43:28 PM
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somps

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_Angel_
09/15/21 12:44:55 PM
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That's not simp behavior though. If anything they might see you as one of them instead of simping over you, and that's why they're defending you

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Spidey5
09/15/21 12:45:42 PM
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SoggyBottomBoy
09/15/21 12:45:51 PM
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Fat girls

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_Angel_
09/15/21 12:46:31 PM
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Health posted...
A doormat?
Not specific enough, anybody can be a doormat type

I want to say a "pick me" might be the closest thing. But that's for women trying to get chose, this theoretical female simp already chose someone herself.

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SoggyBottomBoy
09/15/21 12:47:57 PM
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_Angel_ posted...
Not specific enough, anybody can be a doormat type

I want to say a "pick me" might be the closest thing. But that's for women trying to get chose, this theoretical female simp already chose someone herself.
A simp will simp for anyone. Not just one person.

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LordYeezus
09/15/21 12:56:30 PM
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Whales

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Ivynn
09/15/21 12:58:31 PM
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Simp is gender neutral


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Simp
09/15/21 1:12:08 PM
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nothanks1 posted...
Dudes the women are just nice to me and defend me when anyone complains about me
Have you considered bringing them to CE to defend your honor? I notice you have a lot of detractors here.

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nothanks1
09/15/21 1:12:35 PM
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They'd just make me close my account for my own sanity tbh
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nothanks1
09/15/21 1:18:35 PM
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Definitely not pickmes
One is a lesbian
Two are in long term (like 6 years+) relationships
one is married 8 years

And the last is my future wife I hope
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Prestoff
09/15/21 1:24:10 PM
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Femps?

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Boombam99
09/15/21 1:25:31 PM
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Unicorns..because they dont exist
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dave_is_slick
09/15/21 1:26:14 PM
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Flockaveli posted...
Even though I'm not your man, you're not my girl, I'm gone call you my shawty.
Been YEARS since I heard that!

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Taharqa_
09/15/21 1:27:34 PM
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Pickmes

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Kanaya413
09/15/21 1:34:52 PM
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Ilishe posted...
Simps

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nothanks1
09/16/21 12:50:02 PM
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I don't wanna call them simps
they're not donating money to me
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nothanks1
09/16/21 5:16:14 PM
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we need something other than simps
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Ving_Rhames
09/16/21 5:17:28 PM
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Why are people still using this ancient term that they never even knew the definition of anyway

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nothanks1
09/16/21 6:30:42 PM
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I am not calling them Thoths tho
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R_Jackal
09/16/21 6:37:15 PM
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Simps and the Simpettes.
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nothanks1
09/16/21 6:52:36 PM
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They are not simps
simps give money
these females defend me for some other reason other than donating to my cause
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teep_
09/17/21 1:36:17 AM
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Giblet_Enjoyer
09/19/21 1:28:25 AM
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If you're a dude and it's women doing it to you, you mean?
Just sounds like what I'd call good women tbh

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ClockworkHare
09/21/21 6:49:38 AM
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"Fangirl"

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Flockaveli
09/21/21 7:40:25 AM
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I'm trill, working the wheel. A pimp, not a simp. Keep the dope fiends higher than the Goodyear blimp. I eat so many shrimp.

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