Current Events > Republicans lose California, vow to move to Texas like Jim Rogan

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Kingbuffet
09/15/21 12:13:38 AM
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Where States rights ban you from smoking weed and getting an abortion

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LightningAce11
09/15/21 12:14:16 AM
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Jim Rogan

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What_
09/15/21 12:14:47 AM
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Anti baxx jim rogaine
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CADE FOSTER
09/15/21 12:16:17 AM
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yeah get out of America while your at it
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CleoDookieslide
09/15/21 12:16:58 AM
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Lets be fair, I think we can all agree Texas is freaking awesome. BBQ, sports, beer I mean it might be the most alpha state in the country
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Smackems
09/15/21 12:17:05 AM
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Oh it's over? Aight den

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EmbraceOfDeath
09/15/21 12:17:22 AM
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Old Rite Jim Rogan

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Halo478
09/15/21 12:17:40 AM
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CleoDookieslide posted...
Lets be fair, I think we can all agree Texas is freaking awesome. BBQ, sports, beer I mean it might be the most alpha state in the country
So alpha cant keep power on all the time

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Sayoria
09/15/21 12:18:43 AM
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They can go to North Korea. It's the ideal vision of GQP anyways.

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Solar_Crimson
09/15/21 12:27:29 AM
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Sayoria posted...
They can go to North Korea. It's the ideal vision of GQP anyways.
Or Afghanistan.

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ScazarMeltex
09/15/21 7:14:42 AM
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CleoDookieslide posted...
Lets be fair, I think we can all agree Texas is freaking awesome. BBQ, sports, beer I mean it might be the most alpha state in the country
Filled with people who worship a battle that they lost during their first slaver's rebellion. Fuck Texas.

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MaddenDude--
09/15/21 7:30:25 AM
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I'd be perfectly happy if all the Trumpers would move out of california. I'd rather push them past texas, maybe to louisiana or florida. We're taking over Texas too.

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Thompson
09/15/21 7:33:13 AM
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MaddenDude-- posted...
I'd be perfectly happy if all the Trumpers would move out of california. I'd rather push them past texas, maybe to louisiana or florida. We're taking over Texas too.
Maybe they could all congreate in one state, like Mississippi, and rename it Trumpistan or something?

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Cheater87
09/15/21 7:33:52 AM
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I'm surprised Texas isn't a theocracy atm.

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Zikten
09/15/21 7:34:17 AM
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Solar_Crimson posted...

Or Afghanistan.

The Taliban are basically what they want to be. Just Muslim instead of Christian. They are very similar
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MaddenDude--
09/15/21 7:35:33 AM
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CleoDookieslide posted...
Lets be fair, I think we can all agree Texas is freaking awesome. BBQ, sports, beer I mean it might be the most alpha state in the country

Kansas City has better BBQ. California has better BBQ weather.
Texas Sports:
Cowboys, Texans - whens the last time either of em did anything meaningful in the playoffs?
Niners, Raiders, Chargers, Rams - 2 of the last 3 superbowls have featured a california team.
Also the NFC west and AFC west are both undefeated. This is the first time in history that 2 divisions are both undefeated after week 1. Both are west divisions that feature all the california teams.
Don't even get me started on the Warriors, Lakers, Clippers, Dodgers, Giants.

MOST years, California wins the championship in at least one major sport.

The last time Texas won anything they had to cheat for it and got caught.

Beer? California has better breweries than Texas, as do many other eastern states.

In pretty much every way California beats Texas.

The only thing they hold on to with their lives is "everything is bigger in texas" yea except its 3 times smaller than Alaska.

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008Zulu
09/15/21 7:37:16 AM
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Texas? With their shit-ass power grid, and exploding Covid pandemic? Good luck with that.

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DuneMan
09/15/21 7:39:37 AM
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Cheater87 posted...
I'm surprised Texas isn't a theocracy atm.
You think Alabama would let Texas get there first?

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masterpug53
09/15/21 10:38:56 AM
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Good thinking, make your plans and move to Texas just in time for winter, I hear it's lovely there that time of year.

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What_
09/15/21 10:39:45 AM
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Halo478 posted...
So alpha cant keep power on all the time

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CableZL
09/15/21 10:40:24 AM
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DuneMan posted...
Cheater87 posted...
I'm surprised Texas isn't a theocracy atm.
You think Alabama would let Texas get there first?
Mississippi is leading the charge on that front

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Doom_Art
09/15/21 10:41:49 AM
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CleoDookieslide posted...
Lets be fair, I think we can all agree Texas is freaking awesome. BBQ, sports, beer I mean it might be the most alpha state in the country
Freezing to death is so alpha

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I4NRulez
09/15/21 10:42:12 AM
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MaddenDude-- posted...
Raiders, Chargers,

I live in California and one of those teams is out of CA and the other hasnt been to the super bowl since 94.

Texas is nice tho dont get me wrong but their politics right now are INSANE. Way worse than CA but a haven if you're a right-wing nut job

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pikachupwnage
09/15/21 10:42:25 AM
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CleoDookieslide posted...
Lets be fair, I think we can all agree Texas is freaking awesome. BBQ, sports, beer I mean it might be the most alpha state in the country

Sports(The way you mean it) and beer suck shit though.

Not worth all the heat, racism, gun nuts, anti woman laws, voter suppression, etc.

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TendoDRM
09/15/21 10:45:27 AM
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I can't think of a single Texas brewery, now that you mention it.

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Letron_James
09/15/21 10:45:59 AM
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Please get the fuck out of my state you Californians have already ruined so much of it

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Wedge Antilles
09/15/21 10:47:49 AM
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MaddenDude-- posted...
I'd be perfectly happy if all the Trumpers would move out of california. I'd rather push them past texas, maybe to louisiana or florida. We're taking over Texas too.

Why stop there? Ocean has plenty of room.

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CleoDookieslide
09/15/21 11:02:45 AM
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pikachupwnage posted...
Sports(The way you mean it) and beer suck shit though.

Not worth all the heat, racism, gun nuts, anti woman laws, voter suppression, etc.

Sports and beer are as manly as it gets. So is bbq. Alpha AF. Not to mention the people are down to earth and cool. Fantastic state.
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Squall28
09/15/21 11:06:25 AM
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Californians need to stay in their shit hole.

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Srk700
09/15/21 11:08:20 AM
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MaddenDude-- posted...
I'd be perfectly happy if all the Trumpers would move out of california. I'd rather push them past texas, maybe to louisiana or florida. We're taking over Texas too.

Send them to Mexico
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MaddenDude--
09/15/21 11:10:29 AM
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Wedge Antilles posted...
Why stop there? Ocean has plenty of room.

Thatd be ideal.

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Heineken14
09/15/21 11:11:18 AM
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CleoDookieslide posted...
Lets be fair, I think we can all agree Texas is freaking awesome. BBQ, sports, beer I mean it might be the most alpha state in the country


It can't even pay their power bill. Lol
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Heineken14
09/15/21 11:13:00 AM
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masterpug53 posted...
Good thinking, make your plans and move to Texas just in time for winter, I hear it's lovely there that time of year.


To be fair to wingers in Texas, you at least don't have to worry about Ted Cruz being there!
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Clutch
09/15/21 11:14:17 AM
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LightningAce11 posted...
Jim Rogan



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Heartomaton
09/15/21 11:15:25 AM
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CleoDookieslide posted...
Lets be fair, I think we can all agree Texas is freaking awesome. BBQ, sports, beer I mean it might be the most alpha state in the country

I've seen few posts this wrong.

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pikachupwnage
09/15/21 11:15:25 AM
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CleoDookieslide posted...
Sports and beer are as manly as it gets. So is bbq. Alpha AF. Not to mention the people are down to earth and cool. Fantastic state.

So down to earth that they supported a delusional obese, sexually abusive, racist, lying, unfaithful, manchild who was a catastrophic failure for a second term.

So manly they feel the need to get paid for oppressing women, are so scared that they need to carry a weapon everywhere and are scared of non white/wealthy people voting.

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NightMarishPie
09/15/21 11:18:59 AM
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Heartomaton posted...
I've seen few posts this wrong.
That account has 6 karma and 200+ active posts.

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CleoDookieslide
09/15/21 11:19:21 AM
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pikachupwnage posted...
So down to earth that they supported a delusional manchild who was a catastrophic failure fot a second term.

So manly they feel the need to get paid for oppressing women, are so scared that they need to carry a weapon everywhere and are scared of non white/wealthy people voting.

For starters, Texans always seem to elect great leaders for whatever reason.

Secondly, they aren't oppressing women

Thirdly, guns are badges and alpha AF.

Bbq, sports, beer, guns.... alpha AF. Bad ass. There might not be anywhere more cool in the entire country. Hell, the entirety of the south is pretty freaking cool.
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Heartomaton
09/15/21 11:19:35 AM
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NightMarishPie posted...
That account has 6 karma and 200+ active posts.

So he's an alt AND wrong.

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TendoDRM
09/15/21 11:20:12 AM
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Heartomaton posted...
So he's an alt AND wrong.

Well sure, but that's redundant.

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boshafty
09/15/21 11:21:22 AM
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They need money to move.

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Srk700
09/15/21 11:22:54 AM
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How can your state be an alpha when you elect a beta cuck (Ted Cruz) as a Senator?
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happibivouac
09/15/21 11:30:48 AM
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is this the republican answer to something? if you don't win you just leave? imagine if everyone did that with everything they do. shit would never get done.

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happibivouac
09/15/21 11:31:51 AM
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TendoDRM posted...
I can't think of a single Texas brewery, now that you mention it.
Spotezl in Shiner.

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CleoDookieslide
09/15/21 11:31:55 AM
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happibivouac posted...
is this the republican answer to something? if you don't win you just leave? imagine if everyone did that with everything they do. shit would never get done.

Is this satire? Lol
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happibivouac
09/15/21 11:33:19 AM
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CleoDookieslide posted...
Is this satire? Lol
lol

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Heartomaton
09/15/21 11:33:41 AM
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happibivouac posted...
is this the republican answer to something? if you don't win you just leave? imagine if everyone did that with everything they do. shit would never get done.

Of course. Don't you remember whenever anyone would complain about the country, their answer was "then leave"?

Car broke down? Leave it on the side of the road.

Toilet clogs? Time to move.

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happibivouac
09/15/21 11:35:14 AM
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OH YEAH trump said he was gonna leave if biden won. fuck man no wonder it's the motto

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Heineken14
09/15/21 11:53:06 AM
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Heartomaton posted...


I've seen few posts this wrong.


That must be the first post you've seen from him.
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Heineken14
09/15/21 11:55:24 AM
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Heartomaton posted...


Of course. Don't you remember whenever anyone would complain about the country, their answer was "then leave"?

Car broke down? Leave it on the side of the road.

Toilet clogs? Time to move.


Well no, that was for OTHER people. When right wingers are in charge, it's "if you don't like it, then you can just giiiiiiit out!" but when they aren't they are simpering little dick shits crying about how they have to fight for America because they can't say the n word anymore without being fired.
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