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Topic$100,000 a year to be Trump's literal ass wiper
g980
08/07/21 2:09:04 PM
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Do i have to follow him around everywhere or is there a genie that transports me to him?

My thoughts are:
- a poopy butt is a poopy butt, it doesnt really matter how much i dislike the person
- given trumps diet, i doubt he shits very often, but it is probably gnarly when he does
- i wouldnt quit my job to do this, as it would be a pay cut
- i would consider it as a side hustle if it didnt disrupt my life

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Nurses get paid less to wipe way more than one person's butt
Its a great deal if the only commitment is wiping, and i dont have to follow him around or anything
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