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Doe
08/07/21 1:36:50 AM
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You've got to be fucking kidding me

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Trumpo
08/07/21 1:38:30 AM
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You will find piss and shit stains on your stuff soon
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DarthDemented
08/07/21 1:40:22 AM
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Well at least it was fucking and instead of touching itself.

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Maeiv
08/07/21 1:40:38 AM
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Get a cat named Tom

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JimiHendrix
08/07/21 1:45:16 AM
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Lay a humane trap
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MabusIncarnate
08/07/21 1:55:20 AM
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What was it fucking?

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gunplagirl
08/07/21 1:57:29 AM
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The mouse was there first, you're the one intruding in its apartment. :'(

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AirFresh
08/07/21 1:59:09 AM
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gunplagirl posted...
The mouse was there first, you're the one intruding in its apartment. :'(
Probably actually true though lol

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Doe
08/07/21 2:04:11 AM
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It's not funny I can't sleep now

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DarthDemented
08/07/21 2:07:49 AM
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It's just a cute little mouse. Not like it's going to pee in your mouth while you're sleeping.

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gunplagirl
08/07/21 2:09:32 AM
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Doe posted...
It's not funny I can't sleep now
You know, you're right. The landlord should have known the mouse was living there and evicted it before renting to you. Renting the same room to two different parties, that's illegal. :'( Sorry your landlord is bad like that. Call them in the morning and hopefully they'll help, instead of giving excuses.

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Doe
08/07/21 2:11:08 AM
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gunplagirl posted...
You know, you're right. The landlord should have known the mouse was living there and evicted it before renting to you. Renting the same room to two different parties, that's illegal. :'( Sorry your landlord is bad like that. Call them in the morning and hopefully they'll help, instead of giving excuses.
I just used our online residence portal to put a service request in, it's the weekend tomorrow so I don't know if their office will be in.

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Sariana21
08/07/21 3:18:11 AM
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When I was a new teacher, students used to steal the mouse balls.

Yes, Im old enough to to remember when mice had balls.

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CADE FOSTER
08/07/21 3:19:00 AM
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get glue traps and mouse traps fuck that bitch up
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Weezy_Tha_Don
08/07/21 3:20:04 AM
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Sariana21 posted...
When I was a new teacher, students used to steal the mouse balls.

Yes, Im old enough to to remember when mice had balls.

lol I remember those. Id completely forgotten they were a thing till you mentioned them

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dj1200
08/07/21 3:20:16 AM
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There are no cats in America and the streets are filled with cheese

#anamericantail

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AirFresh
08/07/21 3:20:31 AM
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CADE FOSTER posted...
get glue traps
Do not do this. They get stuck and struggle so hard it literally rips their intestines out. It's a very unethical way of dealing with mice.

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Alteres
08/07/21 3:20:47 AM
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Sariana21 posted...
When I was a new teacher, students used to steal the mouse balls.

Yes, Im old enough to to remember when mice had balls.
Im glad you properly neuter them these days.

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CADE FOSTER
08/07/21 3:21:23 AM
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fuck mice and rats its our god given right to kill plague animals
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_Marka_Ragnos_
08/07/21 3:24:45 AM
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I never understood why people are so scared of mice. Its a mouse, its not going to hurt you.
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Shezarr
08/07/21 3:27:05 AM
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Your descent into Shablagoodom has begun

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RAAAWWWRRR
08/07/21 3:52:27 AM
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VitalGetPrank
08/07/21 3:56:47 AM
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AirFresh posted...
Do not do this. They get stuck and struggle so hard it literally rips their intestines out. It's a very unethical way of dealing with mice.
The point is to kill them though. That being said I'd avoid them if you have pets, wouldn't want them getting caught in that gunk with a dying rabid animal.

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_Marka_Ragnos_
08/07/21 2:19:51 PM
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VitalGetPrank posted...
The point is to kill them though. That being said I'd avoid them if you have pets, wouldn't want them getting caught in that gunk with a dying rabid animal.

Mice do not carry rabies.
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Shablagoo
08/07/21 2:22:07 PM
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I have legit PTSD from when I lived among a swarm of wild mice. They are a true pestilence. Im hyperventilating a little right now just thinking about it.

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Shezarr
08/07/21 2:53:49 PM
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Shablagoo posted...
I have legit PTSD from when I lived among a swarm of wild mice. They are a true pestilence. Im hyperventilating a little right now just thinking about it.
Because your house was a fucking pigsty with beer cans and garbage littering the floor and you preferred to melt down about how your family refused to come help you clean it rather than grow the fuck up and clean it yourself.

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smoke_break
08/07/21 2:58:55 PM
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I hate mice so much I'd honestly have to move.

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Doe
08/07/21 3:02:11 PM
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smoke_break posted...
I hate mice so much I'd honestly have to move.
They already marked my complaint as in progress and the apartment reviews say the landlord is extremely responsive and proactive so I'm crossing my fingers that it can get taken care of quickly.

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BilalPowell
08/07/21 3:02:58 PM
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Plug it into your computer

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V-E-G-Y-
08/07/21 3:25:18 PM
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Shablagoo
08/07/21 6:11:31 PM
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Doe posted...
They already marked my complaint as in progress and the apartment reviews say the landlord is extremely responsive and proactive so I'm crossing my fingers that it can get taken care of quickly.

Nice, they are proactive at my new apartment as well, they do regular checks for vermin.

V-E-G-Y- posted...
Just kill it

Easier said than done. Traps are very hit-and-miss and mice can be a LOT smarter than people think. Also, Ill never understand those old tales of rat/mice bashers who would be paid to go around bashing them with a club. Why? Because mice are fucking speed demons. Youd have to be supernaturally quick to do that job.

Shezarr posted...
Because your house was a fucking pigsty with beer cans and garbage littering the floor and you preferred to melt down about how your family refused to come help you clean it rather than grow the fuck up and clean it yourself.

Are you writing a biography on me or something? Lets discuss my cut of the royalties.

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Goatsensation
08/08/21 10:54:05 PM
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same fam

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FarmDog
08/08/21 10:59:27 PM
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Kloe_Rinz
08/08/21 11:02:12 PM
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It will climb in the roof, fall down into a wall, get stuck and die, and you will smell it for weeks until you get used to it
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mooreandrew58
08/08/21 11:09:28 PM
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DarthDemented posted...
It's just a cute little mouse. Not like it's going to pee in your mouth while you're sleeping.

Idk why but this made me think of a pet rat I had that would pry my lips open while I was sleeping so it could lick my gums.

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Blue_Thunder
08/08/21 11:11:08 PM
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mooreandrew58 posted...


Idk why but this made me think of a pet rat I had that would pry my lips open while I was sleeping so it could lick my gums.

Without your consent?!
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pikachupwnage
08/08/21 11:17:14 PM
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AirFresh posted...
Do not do this. They get stuck and struggle so hard it literally rips their intestines out. It's a very unethical way of dealing with mice.

Honestly I can't really give a fuck about such pests. They wreck shit, make noise, damage wiring, can cause fires, bad smells, disrupt sleep, contaminate food, spread disease...

If you have a trap that is more humane but equally effective and same or less cost per kill...sure.


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ToPoPO
08/08/21 11:19:22 PM
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Glue traps are the best

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