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CobraGT
08/06/21 12:18:44 PM
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gunplagirl
08/06/21 12:19:47 PM
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:'( this could destroy the entire brazilian fart fetish industry

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TheMikh
08/06/21 12:20:22 PM
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i will gladly donate to whoever campaigns on banning farting; it should be illegal tbqh

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Xatrion
08/06/21 12:20:31 PM
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Yes, the authority on infectious diseases should be up to.....ministers and their "credible looking stuff" instead of actual experts. Of course.

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Slayer_22
08/06/21 12:21:04 PM
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big if ture
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Dat_Cracka_Jax
08/06/21 12:21:15 PM
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SSJCAT
08/06/21 12:21:38 PM
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So does wearing clothes help prevent it?

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TazMan2313
08/06/21 12:22:27 PM
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Should I start investing in ass masks stock?

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CobraGT
08/06/21 12:24:42 PM
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TazMan2313 posted...
Should I start investing in ass masks stock?

Giant diapers.

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Musourenka
08/06/21 12:26:05 PM
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No more thongs everyone. Asses must be fully covered.

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BuckVanHammer
08/06/21 12:26:45 PM
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cancel chili cookoffs

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__aCEr__
08/06/21 12:29:34 PM
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Now you've taken everything that brings me joy, Covid.

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CobraGT
08/06/21 12:29:42 PM
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VitalGetPrank
08/06/21 12:32:08 PM
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gunplagirl posted...
:'( this could destroy the entire brazilian fart fetish industry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzItS5BmUNw

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modena
08/06/21 12:32:33 PM
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I've been on a homemade bean burrito kick for a month. Your all fucked.

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WingsOfGood
08/06/21 12:35:23 PM
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taco bell now bans unvaccinated people
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Goatsensation
08/07/21 12:02:58 AM
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fuck

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DarthDemented
08/07/21 12:27:12 AM
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Didn't that get disproven last year?

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PC-Builder_Pony
08/07/21 12:28:03 AM
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Lmfao

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LostForest
08/07/21 12:28:51 AM
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TheMikh posted...
i will gladly donate to whoever campaigns on banning farting; it should be illegal tbqh

This tbh. Really not a fan of modern fart acceptance.

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YugiNoob
08/07/21 12:35:56 AM
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Don't be fartphobic :<

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Kaiganeer
08/07/21 12:40:34 AM
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how do i report myself for being a super spreader
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CobraGT
08/07/21 12:40:43 AM
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DarthDemented posted...
Didn't that get disproven last year?

I think it got ignored last year. With underwear and pants it would be less of a risk. If someone is only wearing a skirt, I would guess that the risk would be greater. The greatest risk would be a large capacity public bathroom.

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__aCEr__
08/07/21 12:42:14 AM
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So what we need to do now is ban the Dutch and their ovens.

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Goatsensation
08/07/21 12:45:35 AM
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f***

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Strider102
08/07/21 12:47:37 AM
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It's too late for me, I farted.

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VideoboysaysCube
08/07/21 12:50:08 AM
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Great, now they're going to force us to wear pants.

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Bleuets
08/07/21 1:16:48 AM
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So those Democrats that flew from Texas unmasked and caused a COVID super spreader event, that was them farting it up huh? Doesnt surprise me, that fat chick who took the picture looked gassy as fuck.
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Tyranthraxus
08/07/21 1:18:03 AM
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Literally silent but deadly

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CE_gonna_CE
08/07/21 1:18:39 AM
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JimiHendrix
08/07/21 1:19:44 AM
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VideoboysaysCube posted...
Great, now they're going to force us to wear pants.

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thronedfire2
08/07/21 1:23:45 AM
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haven't we known it was in fecal matter for a while now? I remember reading about China doing anal swabs for covid

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