Current Events > Scenario: You see a pit bull being chased by an angry mob.

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UnfairRepresent
08/03/21 1:13:38 PM
#1:


What do you do?



You're walking along one day when you see a terrified pit bull run past, being chased by at least 18 angry looking men with pitchforks and torches.

Then you remember that Ted the local baker's little girl was found severely wounded by the river. She's now in the ICU fighting for her life.

A little later after the mob run by, you see the pit bull hiding next to a bush. You inadvertantly have it cornered. It crawls out, looks at you with sad downcast eyes and says "Please! You gotta help me! I didn't do anything! I swear! They just blamed me because I'm a pit bull!"

Then you see the mob start to come back.

"Maybe it's down here! Past this pelican looking fella!" you hear one of the mob yell as they start to encroach on the pit bull's position.



How do you react?
What do you do?

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The_Korey
08/03/21 1:15:36 PM
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I try to predict where it's going so I kan reach the child first.

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NecroFoul99
08/03/21 1:32:00 PM
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Looks like meats back on the menu, boys!

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Paragon21XX
08/03/21 1:36:36 PM
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Pitbulls are not to be trusted, especially one that can talk.

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skermac
08/03/21 1:37:36 PM
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im calling 911 asap

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YugiNoob
08/03/21 2:03:30 PM
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Sell him and make a shitload for a talking dog. But in all honesty Id try my best to judge how sincere the dog is, although Ill be slightly biased in his favor because some asshole in the mob called me a pelican lookin fella.

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Lorenzo_2003
08/03/21 2:06:15 PM
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Poor pibbles.

I bet it was just trying to help the girl bake a cake for a senior citizens center, but then it got framed for a crime it didnt commit.

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kingdrake2
08/03/21 2:12:57 PM
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Lorenzo_2003 posted...
Poor pibbles.


i'm more of a fan of the mixes with labrador etc or a hound.

i'm a big fan of hound dogs.
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UnfairRepresent
08/03/21 2:43:46 PM
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skermac posted...
im calling 911 asap
Better be quick, the mob is coming

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08/03/21 2:51:32 PM
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UnfairRepresent
08/03/21 3:59:04 PM
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Dead even so far

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UnfairRepresent
08/04/21 4:48:42 AM
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Poll is evenly split so far

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Ratchetrockon
08/04/21 5:21:00 AM
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I would help him. A talking dog is pretty rare and id have many questions i wanna ask.

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UnfairRepresent
08/04/21 10:38:33 AM
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Ratchetrockon posted...
I would help him. A talking dog is pretty rare and id have many questions i wanna ask.
I'd want to know what dogs Dream about

they clearly do dream

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lordofmud
08/04/21 10:45:31 AM
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You might want to put that it is a talking pitbull in the topic title.

If I find a frog in my house I'm taking it outside. If it is Michigan J. Frog I'm taking it to Broadway.

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UnfairRepresent
08/04/21 6:41:23 PM
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Nah this way is better because the people who decide without reading the topic will also decide in real life before listening to the Pit Bull

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UnfairRepresent
08/06/21 8:57:49 AM
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NecroFoul99 posted...
Looks like meats back on the menu, boys!
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PikachuMaxwell
08/06/21 9:00:53 AM
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A sapient dog? I guess I'll help him out.

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welcome2DAslam
08/06/21 9:10:26 AM
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Go back and fight the humans because its 18 to 1 and the odds arent in favor of the bull

Cant help out animals, but I can definitely help the Pitbull
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NecroFoul99
08/06/21 9:12:12 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
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What? Isnt this a pitchfork thread? I thought it was a pitchfork thread. There are so many of them. Okay, let me rethink this.

OkayI got it. I hide the pit bull. Then, I get an HBO Max subscription and we watch an old looney tunes cartoon together so he can see whats upwhat Im thinking. Then, we go to the vintage clothing store and we pick out a neck tie and top hat. Then, we go take dance lessons, well, he doesIm a managerand finally, we get down to learning our Ragtime Doll routine then hit the streets.

Ill make hima Star.

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