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Trumble
08/03/21 3:35:29 AM
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$5,000,000, but you are never allowed to wear socks again.


Anything that could be reasonably argued to count as a sock, does.

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LeoRavus
08/03/21 3:36:24 AM
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I'd chop off my feet for 5 million

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HagenEx
08/03/21 3:37:32 AM
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I already dont wear socks. Ever.

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mooreandrew58
08/03/21 3:51:10 AM
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Hmm could possibly swing never needing to never work again. I dont typically wear socks outside work.

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ToadallyAwesome
08/03/21 4:00:21 AM
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LeoRavus posted...
I'd chop off my feet for 5 million

Gawd Dayum. This escalated quickly

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Kloe_Rinz
08/03/21 4:02:31 AM
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Id sniff a girls socks for 5 million
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Mibahlzitch
08/03/21 4:03:13 AM
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I'd let a girl use me as a sock for 5 million

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pegusus123456
08/03/21 4:03:52 AM
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I constantly wear socks and even I'd take this deal.

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Heliogabalus
08/03/21 4:06:08 AM
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Sure.

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MabusIncarnate
08/03/21 4:11:37 AM
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I wear socks all the time, and wear work boots a lot, so I can see that messing up my feet, but regardless, i'd take the money. Maybe can find a thin pair of water shoes and buy boots one size too big and see how that goes.

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LeoRavus
08/03/21 4:12:59 AM
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ToadallyAwesome posted...
Gawd Dayum. This escalated quickly
Being real tho. I don't like my toes anyway. Plus I'd never have to work and get some ballerass robotic feet.

Win win.

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Duncanwii
08/03/21 4:14:04 AM
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LeoRavus posted...

Being real tho. I don't like my toes anyway. Plus I'd never have to work and get some ballerass robotic feet.

Win win.

Pretty sure if you cut them at the ankles you'd bleed to death.
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LeoRavus
08/03/21 4:16:17 AM
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Duncanwii posted...
Pretty sure if you cut them at the ankles you'd bleed to death.
How do amputees work

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pegusus123456
08/03/21 4:17:15 AM
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LeoRavus posted...
How do amputees work
Mostly with their hands, I think.

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Duncanwii
08/03/21 4:18:38 AM
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LeoRavus posted...

How do amputees work

Theres a major artery in the feet. Youd literally bleed to death if you sever it.
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IfGodCouldDie
08/03/21 4:24:59 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
I wear socks all the time, and wear work boots a lot, so I can see that messing up my feet, but regardless, i'd take the money. Maybe can find a thin pair of water shoes and buy boots one size too big and see how that goes.
That makes your water shoes socks.

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R1masher
08/03/21 4:27:44 AM
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Sock it to me

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YugiNoob
08/03/21 4:30:35 AM
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Duncanwii posted...
Theres a major artery in the feet. Youd literally bleed to death if you sever it.
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Illuminoius
08/03/21 4:31:50 AM
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my left foot has severe sensitivity so i rarely wear socks
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IfGodCouldDie
08/03/21 4:33:17 AM
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Duncanwii posted...
Theres a major artery in the feet. Youd literally bleed to death if you sever it.
Are you under the impression that people can't have limbs amputated and survive?

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FarmDog
08/03/21 4:35:22 AM
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Ill just wear my flip flops and strap sandals.

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Kloe_Rinz
08/03/21 4:43:08 AM
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IfGodCouldDie posted...
Are you under the impression that people can't have limbs amputated and survive?
Give him a break, he doesnt understand what an artery is
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LeoRavus
08/03/21 4:49:20 AM
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Duncanwii posted...
Pretty sure if you cut them at the ankles you'd bleed to death.
In war scenarios people's limbs are amputated and they survive. Been happening for centuries. I don't think it's like slicing your jugular.

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Ratchetrockon
08/03/21 10:32:27 PM
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No deal lol would be uncomfy as heck

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12amMadman
08/03/21 10:43:28 PM
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I pretty much only wear Crocs so that works

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3PiesAndAFork
08/03/21 10:53:22 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
Theres a major artery in the feet. Youd literally bleed to death if you sever it.
Did you know there are places called hospitals? They do major surgeries like amputations and people tend to survive in one of those.

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thronedfire2
08/03/21 10:54:32 PM
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Deal

i dont have to work anymore so I wear slippers all the time

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Kami_no_Kami
08/03/21 11:36:54 PM
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Easy yes. I dont even like socks.
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sauceje
08/03/21 11:45:50 PM
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It's a lot of cash but I don't think I'd be comfortable going out in sneakers without socks. Dang

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MorbidFaithless
08/03/21 11:47:29 PM
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I'll be weird and start wearing those skin shoe things everywhere.

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