Current Events > Unsaved people, what would it take for you to get saved by Jesus?

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Cocytus
07/31/21 4:55:06 PM
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$600? m.
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Strider102
07/31/21 4:55:48 PM
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Undeniable proof

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Jabodie
07/31/21 4:56:19 PM
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Strider102 posted...
Undeniable proof
My bar is much lower at reasonably good evidence.

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Lost_All_Senses
07/31/21 4:56:55 PM
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Jesus once asked me for tree fiddy. It was about that time I noticed that it wasn't Jesus at all

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g0ldie
07/31/21 4:57:45 PM
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Jesus would have to reveal to me that he's real, and prove to me, without
a shadow of the doubt, that his way is legit.

but even then I might have some reservations, because who knows if it's the real Jesus, and not some technologically advanced dude from the future or an alien.


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Panthera
07/31/21 4:59:03 PM
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Well I'd probably have to be in danger and Jesus would have to bail me out

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marthsheretoo
07/31/21 4:59:31 PM
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I'd need to be in a life threatening situation with him, I guess.

Or maybe just a D&D game where my character does something stupid.


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pastaman44
07/31/21 5:01:54 PM
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I would have to believe. That's not really even my requirement, isn't that His requirement? If Jesus gave me $600 that wouldn't cause me to truly believe He's my lord and saviour instead of just, some normal guy who's generous with his money.

I don't think you get saved simply by paying lip service.

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AlBundy33
07/31/21 5:09:24 PM
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For God to actually exist, which it doesnt.

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lilORANG
07/31/21 5:11:23 PM
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Him to push me out of the way of a moving car, maybe
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Wetterdew
07/31/21 5:32:31 PM
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it would take evidence [and nothing religious people cite as evidence today is good evidence]

With the right evidence, I'd believe the story but I still wouldn't worship the god since I don't think he would deserve to be worshiped. I don't like the idea of worshiping a deity at all, and I don't think a god who demands to be worshiped is one who deserves to be worshiped anyway.

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Heartomaton
07/31/21 5:33:52 PM
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A lot of money.

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TheOtherMike
07/31/21 5:38:16 PM
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He would need to exist first.
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UnfairRepresent
07/31/21 5:43:13 PM
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Heartomaton posted...
A lot of money.

Heartomaton posted...
A lot of money.


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Background_Guy
07/31/21 5:43:25 PM
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For Jesus to give me a bj
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Ratchetrockon
07/31/21 5:48:45 PM
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I got baptised when i was 16 years old. Did it so my parents would stop pestering me

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Damn_Underscore
07/31/21 5:51:20 PM
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Good works > Belief

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PMarth2002
07/31/21 5:53:39 PM
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I'd want to hear his spiel from him directly, provide proof of his claims, tell me whether or not hell is real, and if it is real, justify its existence and tell me what he expects of me for me to not go there.

If hell isn't real, than I don't care at all if god exists.


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Master Kazuya
07/31/21 5:56:48 PM
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If he gets me a girlfriend

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hockeybub89
07/31/21 5:57:08 PM
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Cocytus
07/31/21 6:20:48 PM
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AlBundy33 posted...
For God to actually exist, which it doesnt.
Everybody knows God is a bro.
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