Current Events > $50,000,000 but you have to give your mother a full force slap across the face.

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Heartomaton 07/29/21 11:20:30 PM #1:	Slap ya mama?! My pimp hand be strong. Not worth. Slap ya mama?! - Results (65 votes) My pimp hand be strong. 89.23% (58 votes) 58 Not worth. 10.77% (7 votes) 7 I think my mom would understand. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. <cite>Heartomaton posted [p:956596961] in $50,000,00... [t:79589743]...</cite> <quote> Slap ya mama?! My pimp hand be strong. Not worth. Vote View Results Slap ya mama?! - Results (65 votes) My pimp hand be strong. 89.23% (58 votes) 58 Not worth. 10.77% (7 votes) 7 Show Voting Form I think my mom would understand. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AldousIsDead 07/29/21 11:21:05 PM #2:	No brainer. --- In simplicity, utility. Through utility, simplicity. <cite>AldousIsDead posted [p:956596987] in $50,000,00... [t:79589743]...</cite> <quote>No brainer. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
catboy 07/29/21 11:21:22 PM #3:	that would literally cause brain damage --- damn mods sure are really putting on some overtime tonight huh Then by that logic, real women are pixels. -Kisai <cite>catboy posted [p:956596999] in $50,000,00... [t:79589743]...</cite> <quote>that would literally cause brain damage </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GATTJT 07/29/21 11:21:30 PM #4:	She'd slap me if I didn't take this deal --- http://steamcommunity.com/id/gamerfanfan/wishlist <cite>GATTJT posted [p:956597002] in $50,000,00... [t:79589743]...</cite> <quote>She'd slap me if I didn't take this deal </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Touch 07/29/21 11:21:50 PM #5:	She'll understand after a buy her a new house and car lol --- https://imgur.com/ZVrHdEl <cite>Touch posted [p:956597014] in $50,000,00... [t:79589743]...</cite> <quote>She'll understand after a buy her a new house and car lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
g0ldie 07/29/21 11:22:07 PM #6:	I'm not the strongest guy, but my mom's in her 60s, and something like that could seriously hurt her, so I'd pass. --- https://imgur.com/mApEnf3 <cite>g0ldie posted [p:956597021] in $50,000,00... [t:79589743]...</cite> <quote>I'm not the strongest guy, but my mom's in her 60s, and something like that could seriously hurt her, so I'd pass. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The Popo 07/29/21 11:22:17 PM #7:	No. I think I would legitimately hurt her if I did it. Although at the same time, I think shed full force slap me across the face if she found out what I left on the table by not slapping her. >_>;; --- Live action Hungry Hungry Hippos though, now that was a sport. ~Aeon Azuran <cite>The Popo posted [p:956597029] in $50,000,00... [t:79589743]...</cite> <quote>No. I think I would legitimately hurt her if I did it. Although at the same time, I think shed full force slap me across the face if she found out what I left on the table by not slapping her. >_>;; </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DeathVelvien 07/29/21 11:27:24 PM #8:	Slap a skeleton (if that) for $50 mil? Easy choice. --- UNICLR: Phonon \| BBCTB: Orie/Izayoi \| Smash Ultimate: Ridley \| GBVS: Zeta Arizona Cardinals: Fire Kingsbury. <cite>DeathVelvien posted [p:956597147] in $50,000,00... [t:79589743]...</cite> <quote>Slap a skeleton (if that) for $50 mil? Easy choice. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Trumble 07/29/21 11:27:48 PM #9:	Yes. She'd live. And I could just tell her it's for $5 mil, and that I'll give her 10%. --- Trumble does not belong on pizza. <cite>Trumble posted [p:956597156] in $50,000,00... [t:79589743]...</cite> <quote>Yes. She'd live. And I could just tell her it's for $5 mil, and that I'll give her 10%. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
yeohdog 07/29/21 11:40:35 PM #10:	She's dead and she was physically abusive, I'd have done it <cite>yeohdog posted [p:956597462] in $50,000,00... [t:79589743]...</cite> <quote>She's dead and she was physically abusive, I'd have done it </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cemith 07/29/21 11:41:15 PM #11:	My mom would slap me if I didn't slap her for 50 mil --- CE's resident Smash Player \|\| https://i.ibb.co/2vRbyC0/Rosa-6.png "Friends don't let friends watch The Big Bang Theory" - mogar002 <cite>Cemith posted [p:956597480] in $50,000,00... [t:79589743]...</cite> <quote>My mom would slap me if I didn't slap her for 50 mil </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zaltera 07/29/21 11:43:29 PM #12:	GATTJT posted... She'd slap me if I didn't take this deal --- Why is it that he can hit a 3rd baseman on a frozen rope from 300 feet away, but he can't hit a 12 foot tall catcher from 60 feet 6 inches away? -Awesomeo_4000 <cite>Zaltera posted [p:956597525] in $50,000,00... [t:79589743]...</cite> <quote>GATTJT posted... </cite> <quote>She'd slap me if I didn't take this deal</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BloodMoon7 07/29/21 11:46:02 PM #13:	That wouldn't cover my medical bills after my mom finishes beating my ass. --- My maid will hear about this. <cite>BloodMoon7 posted [p:956597587] in $50,000,00... [t:79589743]...</cite> <quote>That wouldn't cover my medical bills after my mom finishes beating my ass. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tsuyoi3 07/29/21 11:48:16 PM #14:	Mom would be thrilled since it would solve my assuredly horrible medical bills and other problems. I'd still hate doing it. --- Manliness transcends both space, and time. <cite>Tsuyoi3 posted [p:956597636] in $50,000,00... [t:79589743]...</cite> <quote>Mom would be thrilled since it would solve my assuredly horrible medical bills and other problems. I'd still hate doing it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AwesomeFawful 07/29/21 11:49:08 PM #15:	I hate my mother so easy choice --- "Socialism is when the government does stuff, and it's more socialism the more stuff it does, and when it does a real lot of stuff, that's communism!" <cite>AwesomeFawful posted [p:956597661] in $50,000,00... [t:79589743]...</cite> <quote>I hate my mother so easy choice </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HagenEx 07/29/21 11:49:45 PM #16:	She's a brain cancer survivor, not worth losing her over money I'll probably never be able to spend. --- PWB's #1 Bad Bunny Mark <cite>HagenEx posted [p:956597678] in $50,000,00... [t:79589743]...</cite> <quote>She's a brain cancer survivor, not worth losing her over money I'll probably never be able to spend. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
radical rhino 07/29/21 11:50:04 PM #17:	To make this more interesting: You can never tell her about the deal, and everyone else will think you just won the lottery. --- .____ [____]===0 . . . . Ye olde beating stick. <cite>radical rhino posted [p:956597690] in $50,000,00... [t:79589743]...</cite> <quote>To make this more interesting: You can never tell her about the deal, and everyone else will think you just won the lottery. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Disengaged 07/29/21 11:56:34 PM #18:	Fucking deal. --- This is my signature. You read my signature. It sucked. <cite>Disengaged posted [p:956597830] in $50,000,00... [t:79589743]...</cite> <quote>Fucking deal. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
berlyman101 07/29/21 11:59:23 PM #19:	Mom I love you with all my heart but I will slap the everloving SHIT out of you for --- http://www.lukesurl.com/comics/2010-02-24-determinism.png <cite>berlyman101 posted [p:956597872] in $50,000,00... [t:79589743]...</cite> <quote>Mom I love you with all my heart but I will slap the everloving SHIT out of you for </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Heartomaton 07/30/21 11:10:28 AM #20:	Bump for morning CE. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. <cite>Heartomaton posted [p:956608854] in $50,000,00... [t:79589743]...</cite> <quote>Bump for morning CE. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Golden_Key33 07/30/21 11:18:33 AM #21:	I showed my mom this and she gave me permission to use a hammer. --- Shiny Dex: https://pokedextracker.com/u/GoldenKey/full-shiny-dex <cite>Golden_Key33 posted [p:956609076] in $50,000,00... [t:79589743]...</cite> <quote>I showed my mom this and she gave me permission to use a hammer. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LeoRavus 07/30/21 11:20:40 AM #22:	My mom left my dad when I was a kid for her boss who owned a few pet shops. She likes money. She'd be down for this no doubt. I'd slap the fuck outta her without hesitation. --- This is where cool people write stuff. <cite>LeoRavus posted [p:956609152] in $50,000,00... [t:79589743]...</cite> <quote>My mom left my dad when I was a kid for her boss who owned a few pet shops. She likes money. She'd be down for this no doubt. I'd slap the fuck outta her without hesitation. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
cuttin_in_farm 07/30/21 11:21:30 AM #23:	I mean, if I dont have to backhand (which can really hurt), no brainer. Yes. If I must backhand, Ill think three seconds first and then do it. Because: GATTJT posted... She'd slap me if I didn't take this deal --- A show of kindness may not do much help, but a show of cruelty may do much harm. <cite>cuttin_in_farm posted [p:956609179] in $50,000,00... [t:79589743]...</cite> <quote>I mean, if I dont have to backhand (which can really hurt), no brainer. Yes. If I must backhand, Ill think three seconds first and then do it. Because: GATTJT posted... </cite> <quote>She'd slap me if I didn't take this deal</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PMarth2002 07/30/21 11:21:53 AM #24:	I'm pretty sure she'd agree to it, so sure. --- They have taken untold millions that they never toiled to earn But without our brain and muscle not a single wheel can turn <cite>PMarth2002 posted [p:956609189] in $50,000,00... [t:79589743]...</cite> <quote>I'm pretty sure she'd agree to it, so sure. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pauIie 07/30/21 11:31:09 AM #25:	GATTJT posted... She'd slap me if I didn't take this deal --- https://imgur.com/O5APL http://www.last.fm/user/jaeganja <cite>pauIie posted [p:956609467] in $50,000,00... [t:79589743]...</cite> <quote>GATTJT posted... </cite> <quote>She'd slap me if I didn't take this deal</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mustachedmystic 07/30/21 11:32:59 AM #26:	Mamas old, it would probably kill her. --- Vegy is a 30 year old man, who's pretending to be a 60 year old woman that likes to act like a 57 year old man that pretends to be a horny 16 year old boy. <cite>mustachedmystic posted [p:956609519] in $50,000,00... [t:79589743]...</cite> <quote>Mamas old, it would probably kill her. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JimmyFraska 07/30/21 11:33:57 AM #27:	My mom is 73. <cite>JimmyFraska posted [p:956609544] in $50,000,00... [t:79589743]...</cite> <quote>My mom is 73. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Korey 07/30/21 11:36:03 AM #28:	She's already been kremated. What do? --- https://imgur.com/PpxZDof \| https://imgur.com/xMGLcGE https://imgur.com/nsBw6Sy \| https://imgtc.com/i/sBYBaew.png <cite>The_Korey posted [p:956609597] in $50,000,00... [t:79589743]...</cite> <quote>She's already been kremated. What do? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Winrawr 07/30/21 11:36:46 AM #29:	Yes. Then I would give her 2/3 <cite>Winrawr posted [p:956609618] in $50,000,00... [t:79589743]...</cite> <quote>Yes. Then I would give her 2/3 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nothanks1 07/30/21 11:44:13 AM #30:	Can I pay the teacher who does kick boxing money to just knock the abusive bitch out instead <cite>nothanks1 posted [p:956609783] in $50,000,00... [t:79589743]...</cite> <quote>Can I pay the teacher who does kick boxing money to just knock the abusive bitch out instead</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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