Current Events > 1. Get a haircut 2. Get rid of your beard 3. Wear nice fitting clothes

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SaccharineSmile
07/26/21 11:16:14 PM
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and girls will find you approachable

not that hard guys

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Lairen
07/26/21 11:16:42 PM
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I approached your mom.

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PatrickMahomes
07/26/21 11:17:00 PM
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I will only do one of those three, and even that one is rare

being in a relationship rules because none of that shit matters anymore

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YookaLaylee
07/26/21 11:17:10 PM
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Beards and loose fitting clothes are in style
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BloodMoon7
07/26/21 11:17:55 PM
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4. Have a big penis

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Lokison
07/26/21 11:18:04 PM
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1. No
2. Fuck no
3. Already do

The girls I want to attract, like my look. If they dont like me for who I am they arent worth my time.

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Kajagogo
07/26/21 11:18:47 PM
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Beards are the best!

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Flockaveli
07/26/21 11:20:12 PM
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For someone who tries really hard to convince others on the internet that they indeed have their shit together, you sure do make a lot of topics here.

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AldousIsDead
07/26/21 11:21:10 PM
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The beard stays.

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ForsakenHermit
07/26/21 11:21:18 PM
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I'd be miserable if I did those three things.

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solosnake
07/26/21 11:22:52 PM
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A lot of women like beards

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Super Saiyan 3 Goku
07/26/21 11:24:11 PM
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Research shows that women generally say that any facial hair is better than none. It makes sense biologically - along with height, musculature, broad shoulders, etc., it's part of what makes a male a male.

Keep the beard.

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Christian RULES
07/26/21 11:24:17 PM
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Long hair is in style for men

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SaccharineSmile
07/26/21 11:25:35 PM
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solosnake posted...
A lot of women like beards


there are beards

then there are nerd beards

a nice hair cut with faded/short sides with a beard is where its at!

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Delirious_Beard
07/26/21 11:27:01 PM
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Flockaveli posted...
For someone who tries really hard to convince others on the internet that they indeed have their shit together, you sure do make a lot of topics here.

TC is one of CE's most vintage gimmick accounts

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Doom_Art
07/26/21 11:27:52 PM
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Delirious_Beard posted...


TC is one of CE's most vintage gimmick accounts
I'm impressed he's still got the same thing going on nearly a decade later lol

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Zeeak4444
07/26/21 11:41:47 PM
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SaccharineSmile posted...
there are beards

then there are nerd beards

a nice hair cut with faded/short sides with a beard is where its at!

thats not what you said though. You said shave it all off.

this guys a phony guys, a big fake phony!

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mooreandrew58
07/26/21 11:43:07 PM
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I look decidedly worse without a beard. My best look is a neatly trimmed/groomed beard.

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Super Saiyan 3 Goku
07/26/21 11:43:13 PM
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thats not what you said though. You said shave it all off.
Lol yep. He didn't qualify his blanket statement. He's trying to do it now to save face.

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Flockaveli
07/26/21 11:44:27 PM
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Delirious_Beard posted...


TC is one of CE's most vintage gimmick accounts
He's a shitposter and I got got. Damn.

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VigorouslySwish
07/26/21 11:45:55 PM
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I used to know this but after the lockdown/pandemic I have forgotten my swag


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SaccharineSmile
07/26/21 11:50:33 PM
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I feel like Ive struck a nerve

if you are struggling to meet new people, then generally a make over is needed

a hair cut, ridding your beard, buying nice clothes get you 90% of the way there - and these are simple tasks to accomplish

its known facts, it socially works its how it works in society

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ZMythos
07/26/21 11:51:36 PM
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  1. I've got a receding hairline, so shorter does look better on me.
  2. I have major babyface without a beard, so I keep it trimmed.
  3. I need to lose some weight before that. My nipples are constantly hard and poking through any kind of fitting shirt.

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Turbam
07/26/21 11:53:14 PM
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Mind your own business

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Perascamin
07/26/21 11:54:45 PM
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YookaLaylee posted...
Beards and loose fitting clothes are in style
Beards are but loose clothes are NOT in style for men

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Unspecified_NPC
07/26/21 11:55:03 PM
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1. Shut the fuck up

2. Close your account

3. Idc

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MC_BatCommander
07/26/21 11:55:09 PM
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Ditch the shitty video game graphic tees you paid 10 bucks for

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Kajagogo
07/26/21 11:55:34 PM
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SaccharineSmile posted...


its known facts,

But not really though. Beards have always been in style.

Socrates
Leonardo Da Vinci
Abraham Lincoln
Nicholas II
Grizzly Adams


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YookaLaylee
07/26/21 11:55:48 PM
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Perascamin posted...

Beards are but loose clothes are NOT in style for men

Its been coming back for the last 2 years
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AdrianBeterson
07/26/21 11:56:34 PM
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SaccharineSmile posted...
I feel like Ive struck a nerve

if you are struggling to meet new people, then generally a make over is needed

a hair cut, ridding your beard, buying nice clothes get you 90% of the way there - and these are simple tasks to accomplish

its known facts, it socially works its how it works in society
You meet new people by leaving your house, not by shaving your beard.

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LeoRavus
07/27/21 12:02:21 AM
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A nice haircut makes everyone look better. But so do beards as long as they're not all patchy and unkempt. If you can see skin through every area of the beard to the point where it looks like costume hair it should probably go.

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mooreandrew58
07/27/21 12:02:52 AM
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Yeah honestly personality for a guy counts more as long as you dont look like a hobo or a obese neck beard type.

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Payzmaykr
07/27/21 12:06:04 AM
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  1. Women like long hair on guys if its clean and well maintained
  2. I agree about being clean shaven
  3. Dont dress in oversized clothes, but also dont stuff yourself into something uncomfortable
Also, shoes are a big factor. Girls arent attracted to those expensive dress shoes that CE likes so much. They like colorful sneakers. Its youthful and girls dont want someone who tries to look ten years older than they are. Hair and shoes are the first two things girls notice.

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MirageOfRuins
07/27/21 12:06:54 AM
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YookaLaylee posted...
Beards and loose fitting clothes are in style
Long hair too. Strike three for TC
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VigorouslySwish
07/27/21 4:30:05 PM
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LeoRavus posted...
A nice haircut makes everyone look better. But so do beards as long as they're not all patchy and unkempt. If you can see skin through every area of the beard to the point where it looks like costume hair it should probably go.

Beard denial is def a thing, dudes out there need to realize

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newhorrorguy
07/27/21 4:30:36 PM
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Uhhhh my wife would flip if I got rid of my beard.

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Giant_Aspirin
07/27/21 4:32:26 PM
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4 stop trolling CE and find a hobby

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J03can
07/27/21 4:39:51 PM
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My beard is tight as fuck

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CanuckCowboy
07/27/21 4:40:17 PM
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J03can posted...
My beard is tight as fuck

This.

And my head is totally shaved.

Suck it tc

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Forever_Black
07/27/21 4:41:03 PM
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Get a haircut thats trendy and looks good on your head.

keep a well groomed beard.

watch male fashion channels on YouTube or Pinterest and look for a trendy simple style and boom.

girls will give you more attention. All good hygiene and cologne.

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VigorouslySwish
07/27/21 9:27:42 PM
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skip the cologne imo it smells desperate

just some fresh deodorant is enough

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Flamer_Blue
07/27/21 9:30:54 PM
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No, no and no.
Meanwhile, a hot girl is dating a dirty guy with a beard and baggy clothes.

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