Current Events > Man suffers brutal groin injury in Olympic skateboarding

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Lebronwon
07/25/21 1:11:14 PM
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https://twitter.com/jessespector/status/1419136773918179335



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Flauros
07/25/21 1:12:40 PM
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CableZL
07/25/21 1:13:17 PM
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If nut shots were an Olympic sport, that would get the gold

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Itachi157
07/25/21 1:14:28 PM
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I'm guessing he wore some sort of cup? No way he would be able to stand and walk around that fast if not.
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KamenRiderBlade
07/25/21 1:24:14 PM
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Itachi157 posted...
I'm guessing he wore some sort of cup? No way he would be able to stand and walk around that fast if not.
I'd assume so as well. Maybe he has prior experience to feeling that sort of pain while skate boarding?

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Neoconkers
07/25/21 1:25:07 PM
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rip that man's coccyx

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Kavatar
07/25/21 1:25:21 PM
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Is this something I will regret watching?

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Ratchetrockon
07/25/21 1:26:00 PM
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damn that sucks

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Flauros
07/25/21 1:27:23 PM
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KamenRiderBlade posted...
I'd assume so as well. Maybe he has prior experience to feeling that sort of pain while skate boarding?
From what ive seen about severe injuries, there is like a "butter zone" where the injury straight up keeps you down.

Any less than that and it just kinda stings, and more than that and the adrenaline kicks in and you got time to walk it off before the pain sets in.

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brestugo
07/25/21 1:31:22 PM
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yutterh
07/25/21 1:32:46 PM
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I feel bad for him, screwing up when the entire world is watching. Especially on something he has probably done a thousand times without screwing up.

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SauI_Goodman
07/25/21 1:35:22 PM
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Olympic committee: this will be the first and only time we do skateboarding. We know now how dangerous it is.

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gatorsPENSbucs
07/25/21 1:41:12 PM
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yutterh posted...
I feel bad for him, screwing up when the entire world is watching. Especially on something he has probably done a thousand times without screwing up.
Feel bad for him? Weird. Pretty big underdog, especially after that first run, wound up going to the finals and placed 5th I think. Placed higher than several people ranked a lot higher than him too.

I think hes alright, no need to feel sorry for him.

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Smashingpmkns
07/25/21 1:43:49 PM
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God damn and he still made it to finals. I would have been on the floor the rest of the day
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monkmith
07/25/21 1:44:00 PM
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Flauros posted...
From what ive seen about severe injuries, there is like a "butter zone" where the injury straight up keeps you down.

Any less than that and it just kinda stings, and more than that and the adrenaline kicks in and you got time to walk it off before the pain sets in.
a nut shot can be as debilitating as a liver blow, you're not going to walk it off. he's either wearing a cup or he got lucky and it landed to the side.

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yutterh
07/25/21 2:07:50 PM
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gatorsPENSbucs posted...
Feel bad for him? Weird. Pretty big underdog, especially after that first run, wound up going to the finals and placed 5th I think. Placed higher than several people ranked a lot higher than him too.

I think hes alright, no need to feel sorry for him.

That's cool and all hut it would still be an embarrassing thing to happen. Regardless if he took home the gold medal. He still took a nut shot when the entire world is watching.

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UnholyMudcrab
07/25/21 2:09:56 PM
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Blue_Inigo
07/25/21 2:11:43 PM
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Dude walked that off like a champ. I would be on the floor crying lol

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gatorsPENSbucs
07/25/21 2:16:02 PM
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yutterh posted...
That's cool and all hut it would still be an embarrassing thing to happen. Regardless if he took home the gold medal. He still took a nut shot when the entire world is watching.
You dont do sports do you? Nothing about what happened was embarrassing.

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brestugo
07/25/21 2:30:22 PM
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If he's lucky it was just the taint or it went up the inside of his leg. No way he pops up like that after a direct hit. Guess they'll start padding those things now.

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XxKrazyChaosxX
07/25/21 2:36:39 PM
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Is this the first year they've had street skateboarding for the Olympics?

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brestugo
07/25/21 2:37:08 PM
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XxKrazyChaosxX posted...
Is this the first year they've had street skateboarding for the Olympics?
Yes.

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__aCEr__
07/25/21 3:03:47 PM
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There's something about being on a skateboard that makes your balls gravitate to railings.

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Kaiganeer
07/25/21 3:18:10 PM
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olympic skateboarding
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Ratchetrockon
07/25/21 3:22:01 PM
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Kaiganeer posted...
olympic skateboarding
Hey why u laughing ?

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limp-bizkit-89
07/25/21 3:25:28 PM
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Why do men get accidental groin strikes more frequently? Its the same area and all.

its Almost like if their area had a trauma magnet (girls dont have the same number of accidental strikes there)

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Smashingpmkns
07/25/21 4:31:07 PM
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Japan took the gold. Brazil silver, America bronze. Nyjah Huston fucked up big time lmao
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Robot2600
07/25/21 4:39:19 PM
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thankfully his taint absorbed much of the impact.

he was 100% wearing a cup.

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CasualGuy
07/25/21 4:41:33 PM
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And I feel like to be a pro skateboarder you've probably endured a few dozen nutshots trying tricks out

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AlmightyCheeks
07/25/21 4:44:19 PM
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Looks like his ass took the most of it

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weekoldhotdog
07/25/21 4:44:53 PM
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Olympic Announcer: Welcome to the Tokyo Olympics 2020 "BAILS" section, the first ever Olympic Bails ever recorded! We got nut shots, head drops, leg flops, and ass.....dives......(I was running out of ideas on how to keep that going) First off! We got a Peruvian Pile Driver as this Olympic hopeful dives dick-first onto the long rail! Somebody throw that man a flag and call a foul on that rail! It moved over 8 inches to hit that skater in the crotch!

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brestugo
07/25/21 4:53:42 PM
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limp-bizkit-89 posted...
Why do men get accidental groin strikes more frequently? Its the same area and all.

its Almost like if their area had a trauma magnet (girls dont have the same number of accidental strikes there)
Make yourself some tea and have a seat for this one: a penis and testicles move all over the crotch area.

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Shadilay
07/26/21 3:29:04 PM
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Came in late, video got copyrighted.
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CableZL
07/26/21 3:31:02 PM
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Shadilay posted...
Came in late, video got copyrighted.

Basically, he fell off of his skateboard at the beginning of the run in a really awkward way. The skateboard flew forward, and he ended up falling backwards, but face down with his legs split. He hit his groin on the vertical part of a rail and then fell to the ground face down. Laid there for a bit and then got back up and walked to the edge of the skate park and sat down.

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accord
07/26/21 3:31:14 PM
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Shadilay posted...
Came in late, video got copyrighted.

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CanuckCowboy
07/26/21 3:32:54 PM
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Robot2600 posted...
thankfully his taint absorbed much of the impact.

he was 100% wearing a cup.

He deonitelt was but people in this topic seem to over estimate how much a cup helps. Yeah its a lot better than taking a nut shot without one (unless the cup snaps which can also cut you), but its still gonna hurt like a motherfucker.


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