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WingsOfGood 07/21/21 11:05:06 PM #1:	Surprised this became the behemoth it was. Literally had star wars prequels hating sand levels of dialogue. Rewatching on netflix. <cite>WingsOfGood posted [p:956336105] in Twilight w... [t:79576936]...</cite> <quote>Surprised this became the behemoth it was. Literally had star wars prequels hating sand levels of dialogue. Rewatching on netflix. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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WingsOfGood 07/21/21 11:08:06 PM #3:	metallica846 posted... I rewatched it yesterday for shits and giggles. Edward is sooooooo much creepier than I remembered. "I love watching you sleep." Like this the guy girls grew up fantasizing about? Guess as they say, it is only creepy if you ugly. <cite>WingsOfGood posted [p:956336189] in Twilight w... [t:79576936]...</cite> <quote>metallica846 posted... </cite> <quote>I rewatched it yesterday for shits and giggles. Edward is sooooooo much creepier than I remembered.</quote> "I love watching you sleep." Like this the guy girls grew up fantasizing about? Guess as they say, it is only creepy if you ugly. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SSJPurple 07/21/21 11:10:06 PM #4:	Of course it is. Imagine douchifying the legendary Vampire into sparkly wussy boys perving on school girls. --- Long Term Effects of Suffering - 8/13/21 #G59 <cite>SSJPurple posted [p:956336242] in Twilight w... [t:79576936]...</cite> <quote>Of course it is. Imagine douchifying the legendary Vampire into sparkly wussy boys perving on school girls. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarthDemented 07/21/21 11:11:36 PM #5:	that's what i thought when i took my wife to see the first one in theaters. i mean a vampire movie with no boobs? waste of time. --- Paula Wood. My love, my life. 1980-2021 https://store.steampowered.com/wishlist/profiles/76561198210788964/#sort=order <cite>DarthDemented posted [p:956336276] in Twilight w... [t:79576936]...</cite> <quote>that's what i thought when i took my wife to see the first one in theaters. i mean a vampire movie with no boobs? waste of time. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
monkmith 07/21/21 11:19:07 PM #6:	metallica846 posted... I rewatched it yesterday for shits and giggles. Edward is sooooooo much creepier than I remembered. way older man perving after a child, of course its creepy as fuck. --- Taarsidath-an halsaam. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola <cite>monkmith posted [p:956336502] in Twilight w... [t:79576936]...</cite> <quote>metallica846 posted... </cite> <quote>I rewatched it yesterday for shits and giggles. Edward is sooooooo much creepier than I remembered.</quote>way older man perving after a child, of course its creepy as fuck. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WingsOfGood 07/21/21 11:20:22 PM #7:	monkmith posted... way older man perving after a child, of course its creepy as fuck. Wait, is 1000 year old loli old or young? Hmmm? CE got a doublr standard here? <cite>WingsOfGood posted [p:956336537] in Twilight w... [t:79576936]...</cite> <quote>monkmith posted... </cite> <quote>way older man perving after a child, of course its creepy as fuck.</quote> Wait, is 1000 year old loli old or young? Hmmm? CE got a doublr standard here? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 07/21/21 11:21:30 PM #8:	She was my favorite pony --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs <cite>Turbam posted [p:956336573] in Twilight w... [t:79576936]...</cite> <quote>She was my favorite pony </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
sabrestorm 07/21/21 11:21:38 PM #9:	I heard breaking down was the worst <cite>sabrestorm posted [p:956336578] in Twilight w... [t:79576936]...</cite> <quote>I heard breaking down was the worst </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
monkmith 07/21/21 11:22:57 PM #10:	WingsOfGood posted... Wait, is 1000 year old loli old or young? Hmmm? CE got a doublr standard here? where's the double standard? looks dont matter if you're 1000 years old, that's still a way older person going after an underage kid. --- Taarsidath-an halsaam. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola <cite>monkmith posted [p:956336615] in Twilight w... [t:79576936]...</cite> <quote>WingsOfGood posted... </cite> <quote>Wait, is 1000 year old loli old or young? Hmmm? CE got a doublr standard here?</quote>where's the double standard? looks dont matter if you're 1000 years old, that's still a way older person going after an underage kid. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WingsOfGood 07/21/21 11:24:55 PM #11:	monkmith posted... where's the double standard? looks dont matter if you're 1000 years old, that's still a way older person going after an underage kid. He looked like a kid. That is why he was in high school. <cite>WingsOfGood posted [p:956336674] in Twilight w... [t:79576936]...</cite> <quote>monkmith posted... </cite> <quote>where's the double standard? looks dont matter if you're 1000 years old, that's still a way older person going after an underage kid.</quote> He looked like a kid. That is why he was in high school. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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David1988 07/21/21 11:26:33 PM #13:	Edward is a 1000 years old? He shouldnt date anyone below the age of 507 imho --- Each night, when I go to sleep, I die. <cite>David1988 posted [p:956336718] in Twilight w... [t:79576936]...</cite> <quote>Edward is a 1000 years old? He shouldnt date anyone below the age of 507 imho </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
marthsheretoo 07/21/21 11:29:37 PM #14:	Who the fuck would willingly experience high school over and over for the rest of their life? Get your GED and fuck off, Jesus. --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro <cite>marthsheretoo posted [p:956336808] in Twilight w... [t:79576936]...</cite> <quote>Who the fuck would willingly experience high school over and over for the rest of their life? Get your GED and fuck off, Jesus. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WingsOfGood 07/21/21 11:30:01 PM #15:	David1988 posted... Edward is a 1000 years old? He shouldnt date anyone below the age of 507 imho No. Lolis from fire emblem are. Edward like only 100 year old. <cite>WingsOfGood posted [p:956336817] in Twilight w... [t:79576936]...</cite> <quote>David1988 posted... <quote>Edward is a 1000 years old? He shouldnt date anyone below the age of 507 imho</quote> No. Lolis from fire emblem are. Edward like only 100 year old. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WingsOfGood 07/21/21 11:30:57 PM #16:	marthsheretoo posted... Who the fuck would willingly experience high school over and over for the rest of their life? Get your GED and fuck off, Jesus. What is funny is they don't sleep. They should all be like scientists and stuff. <cite>WingsOfGood posted [p:956336838] in Twilight w... [t:79576936]...</cite> <quote>marthsheretoo posted... </cite> <quote>Who the fuck would willingly experience high school over and over for the rest of their life? Get your GED and fuck off, Jesus.</quote> What is funny is they don't sleep. They should all be like scientists and stuff. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hexenherz 07/21/21 11:32:37 PM #17:	I don't know why but I loved the Twilight movies. The colors, the music. The dialogue and acting was dry but Kristen Stewart was so hot, and who doesn't like vampires even if they glow in the sun. edit: maybe love is a strong word but I liked them a lot. Just a weird time of my life I guess. --- FFXIV: Lucius Hexenseele (Brynhildr) \| RS3: UltimaSuende . 99 WC/Fish/Cook/Fletch/Div/Mining/Smithing/Thieving/Crafting/RC https://letterboxd.com/BMovieBro/ <cite>Hexenherz posted [p:956336883] in Twilight w... [t:79576936]...</cite> <quote>I don't know why but I loved the Twilight movies. The colors, the music. The dialogue and acting was dry but Kristen Stewart was so hot, and who doesn't like vampires even if they glow in the sun. edit: maybe love is a strong word but I liked them a lot. Just a weird time of my life I guess. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Umbreon 07/21/21 11:35:55 PM #19:	Alice the sole good character in that movie. --- Black Lives Matter. ~DYL~ (On mobile) 12-18-19 and 01-13-21: Times Donald Trump has officially been impeached. <cite>Umbreon posted [p:956336963] in Twilight w... [t:79576936]...</cite> <quote>Alice the sole good character in that movie. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WingsOfGood 07/21/21 11:36:01 PM #20:	metallica846 posted... Does Edward just change schools over and over since he stays looking 17? Wait why the fuck is he in school? Yes <cite>WingsOfGood posted [p:956336966] in Twilight w... [t:79576936]...</cite> <quote>metallica846 posted... </cite> <quote>Does Edward just change schools over and over since he stays looking 17? Wait why the fuck is he in school?</quote> Yes </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pfh1001 07/21/21 11:36:35 PM #21:	WingsOfGood posted... What is funny is they don't sleep. They should all be like scientists and stuff. It's actually kinda perfect in a satiric fashion-- they're eternal teenagers who just screw around all the time and live off their rich dad. <cite>pfh1001 posted [p:956336976] in Twilight w... [t:79576936]...</cite> <quote>WingsOfGood posted...</cite> <quote>What is funny is they don't sleep. They should all be like scientists and stuff.</quote> It's actually kinda perfect in a satiric fashion-- they're eternal teenagers who just screw around all the time and live off their rich dad.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SMAP- 07/21/21 11:38:24 PM #22:	Yeah --- sigless user <cite>SMAP- posted [p:956337020] in Twilight w... [t:79576936]...</cite> <quote>Yeah </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hexenherz 07/21/21 11:39:13 PM #23:	pfh1001 posted... It's actually kinda perfect in a satiric fashion-- they're eternal teenagers who just screw around all the time and live off their rich dad. don't forget the baseball --- FFXIV: Lucius Hexenseele (Brynhildr) \| RS3: UltimaSuende . 99 WC/Fish/Cook/Fletch/Div/Mining/Smithing/Thieving/Crafting/RC https://letterboxd.com/BMovieBro/ <cite>Hexenherz posted [p:956337046] in Twilight w... [t:79576936]...</cite> <quote>pfh1001 posted... </cite> <quote>It's actually kinda perfect in a satiric fashion-- they're eternal teenagers who just screw around all the time and live off their rich dad.</quote>don't forget the baseball </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WingsOfGood 07/21/21 11:39:49 PM #24:	pfh1001 posted... It's actually kinda perfect in a satiric fashion-- they're eternal teenagers who just screw around all the time and live off their rich dad. Guess it makes sense ~~To turn Bella when she was older so she not eternally high school idiot~~. <cite>WingsOfGood posted [p:956337057] in Twilight w... [t:79576936]...</cite> <quote>pfh1001 posted... </cite> <quote>It's actually kinda perfect in a satiric fashion-- they're eternal teenagers who just screw around all the time and live off their rich dad.</quote> Guess it makes sense To turn Bella when she was older so she not eternally high school idiot. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
--Zero- 07/21/21 11:40:38 PM #25:	My wife watched it the other day too and said it was completely for nostalgia reasons cause she thinks Edward is a total creep and gas lighter. She told me in the one of the later movies, Jacob goes pedo and falls for a baby lol --- SIGNATURE <cite>--Zero- posted [p:956337076] in Twilight w... [t:79576936]...</cite> <quote>My wife watched it the other day too and said it was completely for nostalgia reasons cause she thinks Edward is a total creep and gas lighter. She told me in the one of the later movies, Jacob goes pedo and falls for a baby lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pegusus123456 07/21/21 11:41:09 PM #26:	Meyer went through the trouble of writing a book which showed the first book from Edward's perspective. I thought it would be hilarious if it turned out he was just an absolutely disgusting scumbag. Like when he sees her for the first time, he immediately thinks, "I hate doing the tortured teenage bullshit, but I can already tell the pussy will be ridiculous." I think the story could also have been interesting if Bella was a sociopath. She discovers Edward's a vampire and manipulates him into falling in love with her solely so he'll turn her into one. Then the series is about Edward and the Cullens trying to stop this brutal psycho they just turned into a vampire. --- https://imgur.com/Er6TT https://imgur.com/Er6TT https://imgur.com/Er6TT So? I deeded to some gay porn. It doesn't mean anything. - Patty_Fleur <cite>pegusus123456 posted [p:956337089] in Twilight w... [t:79576936]...</cite> <quote>Meyer went through the trouble of writing a book which showed the first book from Edward's perspective. I thought it would be hilarious if it turned out he was just an absolutely disgusting scumbag. Like when he sees her for the first time, he immediately thinks, "I hate doing the tortured teenage bullshit, but I can already tell the pussy will be ridiculous." I think the story could also have been interesting if Bella was a sociopath. She discovers Edward's a vampire and manipulates him into falling in love with her solely so he'll turn her into one. Then the series is about Edward and the Cullens trying to stop this brutal psycho they just turned into a vampire. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WingsOfGood 07/21/21 11:41:33 PM #27:	--Zero- posted... My wife watched it the other day too and said it was completely for nostalgia reasons cause she thinks Edward is a total creep and gas lighter lol. How the world has changed in just 10 years. <cite>WingsOfGood posted [p:956337099] in Twilight w... [t:79576936]...</cite> <quote>--Zero- posted... <quote>My wife watched it the other day too and said it was completely for nostalgia reasons cause she thinks Edward is a total creep and gas lighter lol.</quote> How the world has changed in just 10 years. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
--Zero- 07/21/21 11:42:23 PM #28:	WingsOfGood posted... --Zero- posted... How the world has changed in just 10 years. I had to edit the post cause she told me Jacob is a pedo lol --- SIGNATURE <cite>--Zero- posted [p:956337130] in Twilight w... [t:79576936]...</cite> <quote>WingsOfGood posted... </cite> <quote>--Zero- posted... How the world has changed in just 10 years.</quote> I had to edit the post cause she told me Jacob is a pedo lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WingsOfGood 07/21/21 11:43:23 PM #29:	pegusus123456 posted... Meyer went through the trouble of writing a book which showed the first book from Edward's perspective. I thought it would be hilarious if it turned out he was just an absolutely disgusting scumbag. Like when he sees her for the first time, he immediately thinks, "I hate doing the tortured teenage bullshit, but I can already tell the pussy will be ridiculous." I think the story could also have been interesting if Bella was a sociopath. She discovers Edward's a vampire and manipulates him into falling in love with her solely so he'll turn her into one. Then the series is about Edward and the Cullens trying to stop this brutal psycho they just turned into a vampire. You should wrote twilight fanfiction so wr have this rather than 50 shades of grey. <cite>WingsOfGood posted [p:956337151] in Twilight w... [t:79576936]...</cite> <quote>pegusus123456 posted... </cite> <quote>Meyer went through the trouble of writing a book which showed the first book from Edward's perspective. I thought it would be hilarious if it turned out he was just an absolutely disgusting scumbag. Like when he sees her for the first time, he immediately thinks, "I hate doing the tortured teenage bullshit, but I can already tell the pussy will be ridiculous." I think the story could also have been interesting if Bella was a sociopath. She discovers Edward's a vampire and manipulates him into falling in love with her solely so he'll turn her into one. Then the series is about Edward and the Cullens trying to stop this brutal psycho they just turned into a vampire.</quote> You should wrote twilight fanfiction so wr have this rather than 50 shades of grey. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pegusus123456 07/21/21 11:45:49 PM #30:	Speaking of 50 Shades of Gray, there's one hilarious scene in it. You know in Twilight how Edward saves Bella from being run over by a car? 50 Shades tries to do the same thing, but Christian Grey is just a normal dude who can't stop a car. So What's-Her-Breasts is almost run over by a fuckin' bicycle messenger and it's treated just as seriously as nearly being slammed by a sedan. --- https://imgur.com/Er6TT https://imgur.com/Er6TT https://imgur.com/Er6TT So? I deeded to some gay porn. It doesn't mean anything. - Patty_Fleur <cite>pegusus123456 posted [p:956337224] in Twilight w... [t:79576936]...</cite> <quote>Speaking of 50 Shades of Gray, there's one hilarious scene in it. You know in Twilight how Edward saves Bella from being run over by a car? 50 Shades tries to do the same thing, but Christian Grey is just a normal dude who can't stop a car. So What's-Her-Breasts is almost run over by a fuckin' bicycle messenger and it's treated just as seriously as nearly being slammed by a sedan. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
marthsheretoo 07/21/21 11:46:49 PM #31:	pegusus123456 posted... I think the story could also have been interesting if Bella was a sociopath. She discovers Edward's a vampire and manipulates him into falling in love with her solely so he'll turn her into one. Then the series is about Edward and the Cullens trying to stop this brutal psycho they just turned into a vampire. I think there's a decent fanfic with this premise. --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro <cite>marthsheretoo posted [p:956337258] in Twilight w... [t:79576936]...</cite> <quote>pegusus123456 posted... </cite> <quote>I think the story could also have been interesting if Bella was a sociopath. She discovers Edward's a vampire and manipulates him into falling in love with her solely so he'll turn her into one. Then the series is about Edward and the Cullens trying to stop this brutal psycho they just turned into a vampire.</quote> I think there's a decent fanfic with this premise. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pegusus123456 07/21/21 11:49:11 PM #32:	marthsheretoo posted... I think there's a decent fanfic with this premise. I think you're thinking of Luminosity, but Bella's not a sociopath, she just has common sense. For instance, someone tries to convince her that she shouldn't become a vampire because it'll render her infertile. Bella just points out that she can have her eggs harvested beforehand. --- https://imgur.com/Er6TT https://imgur.com/Er6TT https://imgur.com/Er6TT So? I deeded to some gay porn. It doesn't mean anything. - Patty_Fleur <cite>pegusus123456 posted [p:956337294] in Twilight w... [t:79576936]...</cite> <quote>marthsheretoo posted... </cite> <quote>I think there's a decent fanfic with this premise.</quote>I think you're thinking of Luminosity, but Bella's not a sociopath, she just has common sense. For instance, someone tries to convince her that she shouldn't become a vampire because it'll render her infertile. Bella just points out that she can have her eggs harvested beforehand. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WingsOfGood 07/21/21 11:49:42 PM #33:	And Bella is ~~immune to vampire powes cause she is a psycopath.~~ <cite>WingsOfGood posted [p:956337303] in Twilight w... [t:79576936]...</cite> <quote>And Bella is immune to vampire powes cause she is a psycopath. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
marthsheretoo 07/21/21 11:51:59 PM #34:	pegusus123456 posted... I think you're thinking of Luminosity, but Bella's not a sociopath, she just has common sense. For instance, someone tries to convince her that she shouldn't become a vampire because it'll render her infertile. Bella just points out that she can have her eggs harvested beforehand. Ah yeah I was thinking of Luminosity. I never read it tho. Isn't there a vampire that can see the future? She should have warned Bella not to have kids because if she does, Jacob's gonna get horny for it. --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro <cite>marthsheretoo posted [p:956337346] in Twilight w... [t:79576936]...</cite> <quote>pegusus123456 posted... </cite> <quote>I think you're thinking of Luminosity, but Bella's not a sociopath, she just has common sense. For instance, someone tries to convince her that she shouldn't become a vampire because it'll render her infertile. Bella just points out that she can have her eggs harvested beforehand.</quote> Ah yeah I was thinking of Luminosity. I never read it tho. Isn't there a vampire that can see the future? She should have warned Bella not to have kids because if she does, Jacob's gonna get horny for it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pegusus123456 07/21/21 11:55:26 PM #35:	marthsheretoo posted... Isn't there a vampire that can see the future? She should have warned Bella not to have kids because if she does, Jacob's gonna get horny for it. Yeah, Alice. Her precognition isn't all that impressive tbh. She sees the future, but the future can change. And I looked up her ability and she can't predict things for werewolves or dhampirs, so she wouldn't have seen Jacob and Renesmee at all. --- https://imgur.com/Er6TT https://imgur.com/Er6TT https://imgur.com/Er6TT So? I deeded to some gay porn. It doesn't mean anything. - Patty_Fleur <cite>pegusus123456 posted [p:956337426] in Twilight w... [t:79576936]...</cite> <quote>marthsheretoo posted... </cite> <quote>Isn't there a vampire that can see the future? She should have warned Bella not to have kids because if she does, Jacob's gonna get horny for it.</quote>Yeah, Alice. Her precognition isn't all that impressive tbh. She sees the future, but the future can change. And I looked up her ability and she can't predict things for werewolves or dhampirs, so she wouldn't have seen Jacob and Renesmee at all. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Derwood 07/21/21 11:58:10 PM #36:	It's all MST3K level of bad <cite>Derwood posted [p:956337485] in Twilight w... [t:79576936]...</cite> <quote>It's all MST3K level of bad </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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