Current Events > Just signed the contract, got the half mil condo

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No_U_L7
07/20/21 10:03:51 PM
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What a bargain
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No_U_L7
07/20/21 10:25:25 PM
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why is no one happy for me
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WashYourHands
07/20/21 10:26:49 PM
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Because no one that buys a half mil condo calls it a half mil condo

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ShineboxPhil
07/20/21 10:27:22 PM
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limp-bizkit-89
07/20/21 10:29:01 PM
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WashYourHands posted...
Because no one that buys a half mil condo calls it a half mil condo


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sabrestorm
07/20/21 10:29:15 PM
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Congrats! Did you get it for less than asking price? Tell us you negotiated a good deal
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MaddenDude--
07/20/21 10:29:56 PM
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Congrats what city

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MedeaLysistrata
07/20/21 10:30:49 PM
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congrats enjoy it

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No_U_L7
07/20/21 10:38:26 PM
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WashYourHands posted...
Because no one that buys a half mil condo calls it a half mil condo


wat

sabrestorm posted...
Congrats! Did you get it for less than asking price? Tell us you negotiated a good deal


yep, they wanted 535, immediately dropped it to 525 on the first meeting so i knew he'd play ball. i looked at all the various factors and determined 510-515 to be a fair price...but i knew he'd probably have to take 500. so i offered 500, he waited a few days and countered with 510. the fact he tried to squeeze let me know he'd settle for 500. so i told him no thanks. 5 days later he hit me up and accepted the offer
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littlebro07
07/20/21 10:38:55 PM
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No_U_L7
07/20/21 10:39:07 PM
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littlebro07 posted...
Square footage


900
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Joeydollaz
07/20/21 10:39:35 PM
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you don't own the land it is on though

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No_U_L7
07/20/21 10:42:07 PM
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Joeydollaz posted...
you don't own the land it is on though


that is how condos work
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limp-bizkit-89
07/20/21 10:51:47 PM
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No_U_L7 posted...
that is how condos work

yup. You pretty much own airspace. And then condos go boom like Miami and you got nothing

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No_U_L7
07/20/21 10:52:40 PM
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limp-bizkit-89 posted...


yup. You pretty much own airspace. And then condos go boom like Miami and you got nothing


How often do condo buildings actually collapse...
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limp-bizkit-89
07/20/21 10:54:29 PM
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No_U_L7 posted...
How often do condo buildings actually collapse...

right now? Not too often.

wait until the POS condos built in the 2000s and 2010s are ~30 years and it will get ugly

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candyapplered
07/20/21 11:03:15 PM
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Congratulations! What are your monthly/yearly condo association dues?

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No_U_L7
07/20/21 11:13:50 PM
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candyapplered posted...
Congratulations! What are your monthly/yearly condo association dues?


400/month
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kingdrake2
07/20/21 11:30:18 PM
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No_U_L7 posted...
400/month


it could be worse tbh.
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CanadianMafK
07/20/21 11:37:50 PM
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Lol imagine not having a backyard
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Returning_CEmen
07/20/21 11:39:43 PM
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No_U_L7 posted...
wat

yep, they wanted 535, immediately dropped it to 525 on the first meeting so i knew he'd play ball. i looked at all the various factors and determined 510-515 to be a fair price...but i knew he'd probably have to take 500. so i offered 500, he waited a few days and countered with 510. the fact he tried to squeeze let me know he'd settle for 500. so i told him no thanks. 5 days later he hit me up and accepted the offer
This definitely didnt occur in California.

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littlebro07
07/20/21 11:40:16 PM
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No_U_L7 posted...
900


jfc why so much for so little space

thats like the size of my closet

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No_U_L7
07/20/21 11:40:44 PM
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CanadianMafK posted...
Lol imagine not having a backyard


Ew why would I want a backyard...I purposely avoided one
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weekoldhotdog
07/20/21 11:41:00 PM
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It's because he respected the watch you wear

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No_U_L7
07/20/21 11:41:31 PM
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Returning_CEmen posted...

This definitely didnt occur in California.


Huh...it def did

littlebro07 posted...


jfc why so much for so little space

thats like the size of my closet


Downtown of a large California city in one of the nicest buildings
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Correct_Facts
07/20/21 11:41:43 PM
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This happened
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No_U_L7
07/20/21 11:41:50 PM
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weekoldhotdog posted...
It's because he respected the watch you wear


I purposely wore my aqua terra
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Bleuets
07/20/21 11:45:24 PM
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I live in Colorado, half a mil is nothing.
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Thunder Warrior
07/20/21 11:47:07 PM
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bruh it's CE who are you even dunking on

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weekoldhotdog
07/20/21 11:47:51 PM
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Thunder Warrior posted...
bruh it's CE who are you even dunking on

The whole god damned internet

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No_U_L7
07/20/21 11:48:12 PM
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Bleuets posted...
I live in Colorado, half a mil is nothing.


So you agree I got a good deal, thanks!

Thunder Warrior posted...
bruh it's CE who are you even dunking on


Why am I not allowed to be happy w.o dunking on anyone
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Looked gf
07/20/21 11:49:01 PM
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WashYourHands posted...
Because no one that buys a half mil condo calls it a half mil condo


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kingdrake2
07/21/21 2:11:11 AM
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No_U_L7 posted...
900


forgot to read that. it's not so bad if it's for 1 person. plenty of space.
i rent a 800 sq foot apartment. big enough for 2.
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No_U_L7
07/21/21 2:12:21 AM
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kingdrake2 posted...


forgot to read that. it's not so bad if it's for 1 person. plenty of space.
i rent a 800 sq foot apartment. big enough for 2.


Yeah its just for me, it's gonna be my ultimate bachelor pad
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dj1200
07/21/21 2:16:48 AM
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Where are you in Cali?

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Zeeak4444
07/21/21 2:20:49 AM
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dj1200 posted...
Where are you in Cali?

this, I got 1,240 2 bed 2 bath for 350 in San Diego.

you in SF or SJ or something?

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dj1200
07/21/21 2:24:14 AM
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near SF. right next to oakland. how many places do you have?

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Gwynevere
07/21/21 2:28:55 AM
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Congrats vegy

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No_U_L7
07/21/21 2:42:33 AM
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Zeeak4444 posted...


this, I got 1,240 2 bed 2 bath for 350 in San Diego.

you in SF or SJ or something?


you're probably in a suburb of SD, it's much more expensive in gaslamp
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dj1200
07/21/21 2:45:38 AM
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gaslamp is the shit

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Zeeak4444
07/21/21 3:03:28 AM
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No_U_L7 posted...
you're probably in a suburb of SD, it's much more expensive in gaslamp

Ohhhhhh. Ya that makes a ton of sense lol, I was down on 6th and G for a while at like 3.5k/M for a three bedroom 940sq >.>

Congrats though man, owning down there is pretty bad ass ngl.

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Teh_Dr_Phil
07/21/21 3:30:34 AM
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No_U_L7 posted...
why is no one happy for me
because no one actually believes you

like is this a legit question lmao

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dj1200
07/21/21 3:53:23 PM
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@No_U_L7 so you're living there now?

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No_U_L7
07/21/21 3:57:11 PM
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dj1200 posted...
@No_U_L7 so you're living there now?


no, gotta do inspections, close escrow (dont even have the loan yet), then i can live there but have to do construction, repaint and then ill move in and slowly redecorate

goal is to be fully operational by halloween
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Cleo_II
07/21/21 4:39:21 PM
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Congrats and nice going on the negotiation

We went to look at a couple of houses yesterday. We really loved one but we found out they already had 11 offers over the weekend and already accepted one lol
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radical rhino
07/21/21 4:41:26 PM
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A disappointing number of people are actually falling for this topic.

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mustachedmystic
07/21/21 4:43:25 PM
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radical rhino posted...
A disappointing number of people are actually falling for this topic.
Sometimes its more fun to play along.

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No_U_L7
07/21/21 4:45:32 PM
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Cleo_II posted...
Congrats and nice going on the negotiation

We went to look at a couple of houses yesterday. We really loved one but we found out they already had 11 offers over the weekend and already accepted one lol


thanks!

worst case, it sounds like your current house is p good. just looking to upgrade?
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XxKrebsxX
07/21/21 4:47:30 PM
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I know thats how condos work but something about the $400 monthly maintenance fee/condo dues pisses me off.

Are they static or can they be raised?
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No_U_L7
07/21/21 4:50:02 PM
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XxKrebsxX posted...
I know thats how condos work but something about the $400 monthly maintenance fee/condo dues pisses me off.

Are they static or can they be raised?


it can be raised, but history says it isnt raised much. only raised $1 the last 8ish years

it covers garbage, sewer, gas, water, exterior maintenance, exterior insurance

i wish there was a pool/gym/lounge area but nope

it really is just because it's the nicest building in town
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