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Middle hope
07/14/21 6:23:05 AM
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ledbowman
07/14/21 6:28:29 AM
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reddit?

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mushroommetal
07/14/21 6:29:12 AM
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i fail to see the issue
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MrMallard
07/14/21 6:30:14 AM
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It's true. The only people who should be called crotch gobblin' are the people out there gobblin' crotch. That does not, and should never in a million years, apply to children.

But yeah, it's a stupid term. You hate kids, so stay away from them and mind your own business. I don't like being around kids either, but I haven't turned it into a personality trait. It's pretty sad and pathetic that terms like "crotch goblin" have arisen to try and make this position hip and fun.

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pogo_rabid
07/14/21 6:33:28 AM
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People with kids- stop trying to convince other people to follow you in your bad decisions with the intensity of a religious zealot.

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MrMallard
07/14/21 6:43:29 AM
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pogo_rabid posted...
People with kids- stop trying to convince other people to follow you in your bad decisions with the intensity of a religious zealot.
no u

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nfearurspecimn
07/14/21 6:56:45 AM
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what does that term even mean

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blablablax17
07/14/21 6:58:24 AM
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nfearurspecimn posted...
what does that term even mean


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Ilishe
07/14/21 6:58:30 AM
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pogo_rabid posted...
People with kids- stop trying to convince other people to follow you in your bad decisions with the intensity of a religious zealot.

What bad decisions? Having kids?

Your position is stupid and ridiculous.

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treewojima
07/14/21 6:58:41 AM
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I thought that term only applied to the especially shitty and unruly children you have to put up with in public
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Middle hope
07/14/21 7:03:00 AM
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treewojima posted...
I thought that term only applied to the especially shitty and unruly children you have to put up with in public
I've seen it used by child free people to refer to all kids

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pogo_rabid
07/14/21 7:04:02 AM
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Ilishe posted...
What bad decisions? Having kids?

Your position is stupid and ridiculous.
Calm down, you're clearly very emotionally compromised about this topic.

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Medussa
07/14/21 7:05:36 AM
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Middle hope posted...
I've seen it used by child free people to refer to all kids

it was originally used to let the "look at my kids, kids are the best, why don't you have kids yet, your life is meaningless without kids" parents know that we don't give a single fuck about their kids or their demands that we breed. it wasn't really about the kids themselves

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Crazyman93
07/14/21 7:06:27 AM
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pogo_rabid posted...
People with kids- stop trying to convince other people to follow you in your bad decisions with the intensity of a religious zealot.
Seriously, it gets old hearing "you'll change your mind about having kids." No, I fucking won't. If I wanted something that drained my money and destroyed my stuff, I'd get a dog.

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pogo_rabid
07/14/21 7:08:02 AM
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Medussa posted...
it was originally used to let the "look at my kids, kids are the best, why don't you have kids yet, your life is meaningless without kids" parents know that we don't give a single fuck about their kids or their demands that we breed. it wasn't really about the kids themselves
This, it was originally meant to trigger annoying parents who treated childless adults like shit because they didn't elect to have kids. From some people's reactions in this topic, it's clearly doing it's job LOL

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ScazarMeltex
07/14/21 7:10:49 AM
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Crazyman93 posted...
Seriously, it gets old hearing "you'll change your mind about having kids." No, I fucking won't. If I wanted something that drained my money and destroyed my stuff, I'd get a dog.
Pretty much this. My wife and I have been married now for 17 years. Neither of us has changed our mind on the not having kids front.

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ZevLoveDOOM
07/14/21 7:17:57 AM
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this is the first time i hear of it.

and "crotch goblins" sounds like an alternative name for herpes or crabs.
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jumi
07/14/21 7:19:24 AM
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I prefer the term "crotch fruit."

I guess "womb fruit" would do in a pinch.

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lww99
07/14/21 7:19:59 AM
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tbh I think its a funny term, mainly used for unruly kids. Not meant to be taken seriously

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Gwynevere
07/14/21 7:24:41 AM
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lww99 posted...
tbh I think its a funny term, mainly used for unruly kids. Not meant to be taken seriously
This, plus I hear it so sparingly used that this topic seems like an overreaction

Also makes me laugh because the mental image is a bunch of miniature Gwar members lmao

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InTheEyesOfFire
07/14/21 7:26:21 AM
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Its hilarious how parents get so uppity about others not wanting/having kids and them trying to explain how happy they are about having kids. No dude, you look miserable, and I wont be doing that.

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Crazyman93
07/14/21 7:34:00 AM
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InTheEyesOfFire posted...
them trying to explain how happy they are about having kids.
They're trying to convince themselves. Because deep down they're jealous that we can do what we want without having to worry about some screaming little brat being upset they weren't included or getting attention from it.

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Shezarr
07/14/21 7:48:37 AM
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Crazyman93 posted...
They're trying to convince themselves. Because deep down they're jealous that we can do what we want without having to worry about some screaming little brat being upset they weren't included or getting attention from it.
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lww99
07/14/21 7:58:11 AM
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For the record, I dont hate kids. I plan on having my own. And damn sure when theyre acting a fool, Im going to complain about my crotch goblin

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BloodMoon7
07/14/21 7:59:00 AM
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Well they are though. I'm just saying what everyone's thinking while your kid throws a tantrum in aisle 7.

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FabIe
07/14/21 8:01:41 AM
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Sounds like someone's mad they can't control their crotch goblins.

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Alteres
07/14/21 8:24:01 AM
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Ive always hated the term and I dont have children.

That said I still wanted to respond:

Dont be all pissed off because you decided to name yours and then couldnt get rid of them

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Conception616
07/14/21 8:29:34 AM
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lww99 posted...
tbh I think its a funny term, mainly used for unruly kids. Not meant to be taken seriously

Ill take crotch goblin 100 times out of 100 over the ultra stupid and incel term mommy milkers.

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Mike Xtreme
07/14/21 8:37:03 AM
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jumi posted...
I prefer the term "crotch fruit."

I guess "womb fruit" would do in a pinch.

"Crotch fruit" is one of my favorite terms, I love seeing people's faces as they go from disgust to understanding and back to disgust.

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PC-Builder_Pony
07/14/21 8:39:01 AM
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It's hilarious

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Middle hope
07/14/21 8:40:58 AM
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Conception616 posted...
Ill take crotch goblin 100 times out of 100 over the ultra stupid and incel term mommy milkers.
How about daddy dumper?

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FabIe
07/14/21 8:44:20 AM
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Middle hope posted...
How about daddy dumper?

D...d....dwhat?

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MrResetti
07/14/21 8:46:15 AM
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I've seen parents call their own children that

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Xethuminra
07/14/21 8:47:25 AM
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Mommy Milker
Daddy Dumper
Crotch Goblin

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Alucard188
07/14/21 8:49:12 AM
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Why wouldn't they just call them crotch gremlins? At least then it doesn't have the unfortunate phoneticism as 'gobbling'.

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pogo_rabid
07/14/21 8:52:57 AM
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Xethuminra posted...
Mommy Milker
Daddy Dumper
Crotch Goblin

..... heavy stuff
You forgot "greasy hangers"

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WilliamPorygon
07/14/21 8:53:21 AM
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I've never heard of that term before but if I did use it it wouldn't be because I'm trying to be funny, it's because I'm trying to be derogatory and I really hate children that fucking much.

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Tsukasa1891
07/14/21 8:55:40 AM
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LostForest
07/14/21 9:44:51 AM
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WilliamPorygon posted...
I've never heard of that term before but if I did use it it wouldn't be because I'm trying to be funny, it's because I'm trying to be derogatory and I really hate children that fucking much.

This.

Never heard the term, but I'm glad I know it now

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Kureejii Lea
07/14/21 10:00:11 AM
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Stop talking about your crotch goblins then
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MixedRaceBaby
07/14/21 10:03:42 AM
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yeah i dont get folks who dont like kids

i dont like some pets, but i dont go around bashing people and calling dogs or whatever names or shit.

i think folks like this like to think they've figured out some aspect of life where they feel themselves superior because they hate children. probably never even interacted with a child, just sees videos or kids at the store throwing a fit and going "thats all kids all the time."

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Ilishe
07/14/21 12:40:00 PM
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MixedRaceBaby posted...
yeah i dont get folks who dont like kids

i dont like some pets, but i dont go around bashing people and calling dogs or whatever names or shit.

i think folks like this like to think they've figured out some aspect of life where they feel themselves superior because they hate children. probably never even interacted with a child, just sees videos or kids at the store throwing a fit and going "thats all kids all the time."


I think most of them do it because they're ignorant or trying be edgy.

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Kajagogo
07/14/21 12:52:14 PM
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It's not about the kids, it's about the lax parents that don't do shit when their kids act up.

Parents should also understand that their kids are only precious and special to them, the rest of the world doesn't care.

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hockeybub89
07/14/21 12:57:11 PM
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As a foreveralone virgin who doesn't want kids, lol at all the fucking edgelords who rag on people for making the "mistake" of having children. Fuck the hell off.

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ChocoboMogALT
07/14/21 1:07:10 PM
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Some kids are crotch goblins raised by ogres, some are little human beings with no worldly experience. If your kids are being called crotch goblins, that's on you...

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Mist_Turnips
07/14/21 1:07:46 PM
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Guide
07/14/21 1:08:14 PM
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crotch goblins need mommy milkers to evolve into gremlins

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