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Middle hope 07/14/21 6:23:05 AM #1: |
Fucking stop.
You're not funny. Just stop. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ledbowman 07/14/21 6:28:29 AM #2: |
reddit?
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mushroommetal 07/14/21 6:29:12 AM #3: |
i fail to see the issue
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MrMallard 07/14/21 6:30:14 AM #4: |
It's true. The only people who should be called crotch gobblin' are the people out there gobblin' crotch. That does not, and should never in a million years, apply to children.
But yeah, it's a stupid term. You hate kids, so stay away from them and mind your own business. I don't like being around kids either, but I haven't turned it into a personality trait. It's pretty sad and pathetic that terms like "crotch goblin" have arisen to try and make this position hip and fun. --- But I don't have to make this mistake, and I don't have to stay this way. Now Playing: Persona 5 Strikers, Oxenfree, Oldschool Runescape ... Copied to Clipboard!
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pogo_rabid 07/14/21 6:33:28 AM #5: |
People with kids- stop trying to convince other people to follow you in your bad decisions with the intensity of a religious zealot.
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MrMallard 07/14/21 6:43:29 AM #6: |
pogo_rabid posted...
People with kids- stop trying to convince other people to follow you in your bad decisions with the intensity of a religious zealot.no u --- But I don't have to make this mistake, and I don't have to stay this way. Now Playing: Persona 5 Strikers, Oxenfree, Oldschool Runescape ... Copied to Clipboard!
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nfearurspecimn 07/14/21 6:56:45 AM #7: |
what does that term even mean
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blablablax17 07/14/21 6:58:24 AM #8: |
nfearurspecimn posted...
what does that term even mean Goblins that came from your crotch --- Posted with GameRaven 3.6.0_B3 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ilishe 07/14/21 6:58:30 AM #9: |
pogo_rabid posted...
People with kids- stop trying to convince other people to follow you in your bad decisions with the intensity of a religious zealot. What bad decisions? Having kids? Your position is stupid and ridiculous. --- ~Phoenix Nine~ ~Victory needs no explanation; defeat allows none.~ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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treewojima 07/14/21 6:58:41 AM #10: |
I thought that term only applied to the especially shitty and unruly children you have to put up with in public
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Middle hope 07/14/21 7:03:00 AM #11: |
treewojima posted...
I thought that term only applied to the especially shitty and unruly children you have to put up with in publicI've seen it used by child free people to refer to all kids --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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pogo_rabid 07/14/21 7:04:02 AM #12: |
Ilishe posted...
What bad decisions? Having kids?Calm down, you're clearly very emotionally compromised about this topic. --- Ryzen 3800x, 6900XT, 32 gig, 970pro, Asus Strix x570-E FC: SW-8431-3263-1243 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Medussa 07/14/21 7:05:36 AM #13: |
Middle hope posted...
I've seen it used by child free people to refer to all kids it was originally used to let the "look at my kids, kids are the best, why don't you have kids yet, your life is meaningless without kids" parents know that we don't give a single fuck about their kids or their demands that we breed. it wasn't really about the kids themselves --- Boom! That's right, this is all happening! You cannot change the channel now! My only skills are brick throwing and frog being! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Crazyman93 07/14/21 7:06:27 AM #14: |
pogo_rabid posted...
People with kids- stop trying to convince other people to follow you in your bad decisions with the intensity of a religious zealot.Seriously, it gets old hearing "you'll change your mind about having kids." No, I fucking won't. If I wanted something that drained my money and destroyed my stuff, I'd get a dog. --- let's lubricate friction material! ~nickels, Cars & Trucks ... Copied to Clipboard!
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pogo_rabid 07/14/21 7:08:02 AM #15: |
Medussa posted...
it was originally used to let the "look at my kids, kids are the best, why don't you have kids yet, your life is meaningless without kids" parents know that we don't give a single fuck about their kids or their demands that we breed. it wasn't really about the kids themselvesThis, it was originally meant to trigger annoying parents who treated childless adults like shit because they didn't elect to have kids. From some people's reactions in this topic, it's clearly doing it's job LOL --- Ryzen 3800x, 6900XT, 32 gig, 970pro, Asus Strix x570-E FC: SW-8431-3263-1243 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ScazarMeltex 07/14/21 7:10:49 AM #16: |
Crazyman93 posted...
Seriously, it gets old hearing "you'll change your mind about having kids." No, I fucking won't. If I wanted something that drained my money and destroyed my stuff, I'd get a dog.Pretty much this. My wife and I have been married now for 17 years. Neither of us has changed our mind on the not having kids front. --- "If you wish to converse with me define your terms" Voltaire ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ZevLoveDOOM 07/14/21 7:17:57 AM #17: |
this is the first time i hear of it.
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jumi 07/14/21 7:19:24 AM #18: |
I prefer the term "crotch fruit."
I guess "womb fruit" would do in a pinch. --- XBL Gamertag: Rob Thorsman Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/robertvsilvers ... Copied to Clipboard!
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lww99 07/14/21 7:19:59 AM #19: |
tbh I think its a funny term, mainly used for unruly kids. Not meant to be taken seriously
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Gwynevere 07/14/21 7:24:41 AM #20: |
lww99 posted...
tbh I think its a funny term, mainly used for unruly kids. Not meant to be taken seriouslyThis, plus I hear it so sparingly used that this topic seems like an overreaction Also makes me laugh because the mental image is a bunch of miniature Gwar members lmao --- A hunter is a hunter...even in a dream ... Copied to Clipboard!
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InTheEyesOfFire 07/14/21 7:26:21 AM #21: |
Its hilarious how parents get so uppity about others not wanting/having kids and them trying to explain how happy they are about having kids. No dude, you look miserable, and I wont be doing that.
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Crazyman93 07/14/21 7:34:00 AM #22: |
InTheEyesOfFire posted...
them trying to explain how happy they are about having kids.They're trying to convince themselves. Because deep down they're jealous that we can do what we want without having to worry about some screaming little brat being upset they weren't included or getting attention from it. --- let's lubricate friction material! ~nickels, Cars & Trucks ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Shezarr 07/14/21 7:48:37 AM #23: |
Crazyman93 posted...
They're trying to convince themselves. Because deep down they're jealous that we can do what we want without having to worry about some screaming little brat being upset they weren't included or getting attention from it.le edge --- The artist formerly known as RebelElite791 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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lww99 07/14/21 7:58:11 AM #24: |
For the record, I dont hate kids. I plan on having my own. And damn sure when theyre acting a fool, Im going to complain about my crotch goblin
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BloodMoon7 07/14/21 7:59:00 AM #25: |
Well they are though. I'm just saying what everyone's thinking while your kid throws a tantrum in aisle 7.
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FabIe 07/14/21 8:01:41 AM #26: |
Sounds like someone's mad they can't control their crotch goblins.
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Alteres 07/14/21 8:24:01 AM #27: |
Ive always hated the term and I dont have children.
That said I still wanted to respond: Dont be all pissed off because you decided to name yours and then couldnt get rid of them --- ........the ghost in the machine... IGN: Fox, FC: 5344-2646-0982 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Conception616 07/14/21 8:29:34 AM #28: |
lww99 posted...
tbh I think its a funny term, mainly used for unruly kids. Not meant to be taken seriously Ill take crotch goblin 100 times out of 100 over the ultra stupid and incel term mommy milkers. --- Ain't no mystery god, peace to the true and living. I Self Lord And Master. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mike Xtreme 07/14/21 8:37:03 AM #29: |
jumi posted...
I prefer the term "crotch fruit." "Crotch fruit" is one of my favorite terms, I love seeing people's faces as they go from disgust to understanding and back to disgust. --- I don't like stuff that sucks ... Copied to Clipboard!
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PC-Builder_Pony 07/14/21 8:39:01 AM #30: |
It's hilarious
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Middle hope 07/14/21 8:40:58 AM #31: |
Conception616 posted...
Ill take crotch goblin 100 times out of 100 over the ultra stupid and incel term mommy milkers.How about daddy dumper? --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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FabIe 07/14/21 8:44:20 AM #32: |
Middle hope posted...
How about daddy dumper? D...d....dwhat? --- Play what you love and the damage will come. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MrResetti 07/14/21 8:46:15 AM #33: |
I've seen parents call their own children that
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Xethuminra 07/14/21 8:47:25 AM #34: |
Mommy Milker
Daddy Dumper Crotch Goblin ..... heavy stuff ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Alucard188 07/14/21 8:49:12 AM #35: |
Why wouldn't they just call them crotch gremlins? At least then it doesn't have the unfortunate phoneticism as 'gobbling'.
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pogo_rabid 07/14/21 8:52:57 AM #36: |
Xethuminra posted...
Mommy MilkerYou forgot "greasy hangers" --- Ryzen 3800x, 6900XT, 32 gig, 970pro, Asus Strix x570-E FC: SW-8431-3263-1243 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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WilliamPorygon 07/14/21 8:53:21 AM #37: |
I've never heard of that term before but if I did use it it wouldn't be because I'm trying to be funny, it's because I'm trying to be derogatory and I really hate children that fucking much.
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Tsukasa1891 07/14/21 8:55:40 AM #38: |
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LostForest 07/14/21 9:44:51 AM #39: |
WilliamPorygon posted...
I've never heard of that term before but if I did use it it wouldn't be because I'm trying to be funny, it's because I'm trying to be derogatory and I really hate children that fucking much. This. Never heard the term, but I'm glad I know it now --- http://poorcouplesfoodguide.com Agender, curry fan, Top 10 lister, indie dev, gym hitter, musician, et al. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kureejii Lea 07/14/21 10:00:11 AM #40: |
Stop talking about your crotch goblins then
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MixedRaceBaby 07/14/21 10:03:42 AM #41: |
yeah i dont get folks who dont like kids
i dont like some pets, but i dont go around bashing people and calling dogs or whatever names or shit. i think folks like this like to think they've figured out some aspect of life where they feel themselves superior because they hate children. probably never even interacted with a child, just sees videos or kids at the store throwing a fit and going "thats all kids all the time." --- For the mixed race babies! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ilishe 07/14/21 12:40:00 PM #42: |
MixedRaceBaby posted...
yeah i dont get folks who dont like kids I think most of them do it because they're ignorant or trying be edgy. --- ~Phoenix Nine~ ~Victory needs no explanation; defeat allows none.~ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kajagogo 07/14/21 12:52:14 PM #43: |
It's not about the kids, it's about the lax parents that don't do shit when their kids act up.
Parents should also understand that their kids are only precious and special to them, the rest of the world doesn't care. --- By Grabthar's Hammer....what a savings. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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hockeybub89 07/14/21 12:57:11 PM #44: |
As a foreveralone virgin who doesn't want kids, lol at all the fucking edgelords who rag on people for making the "mistake" of having children. Fuck the hell off.
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ChocoboMogALT 07/14/21 1:07:10 PM #45: |
Some kids are crotch goblins raised by ogres, some are little human beings with no worldly experience. If your kids are being called crotch goblins, that's on you...
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Mist_Turnips 07/14/21 1:07:46 PM #46: |
Hate Spawn!
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Guide 07/14/21 1:08:14 PM #47: |
crotch goblins need mommy milkers to evolve into gremlins
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