Board 8 > This topic contains a CYOA that actually lets you have fun

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Underleveled 07/07/21 4:10:29 PM #51:	Q. Seduce Billy Ray --- darkx Games beaten in 2021 - 27; Most recent - Wario Land: Super Mario Land 3 <cite>Underleveled posted [p:955844007] in This topic... [t:79552689]...</cite> <quote>Q. Seduce Billy Ray </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mnkboy907 07/07/21 4:12:08 PM #52:	masterplum posted... You try and fail to regurgitate the chicken. Mostly because going down that line is gross. Mr. Laser Fart has at least some standards I think you just lived long enough to see yourself become the villain. --- Change is weird. <cite>mnkboy907 posted [p:955844064] in This topic... [t:79552689]...</cite> <quote>masterplum posted... </cite> <quote>You try and fail to regurgitate the chicken. Mostly because going down that line is gross. Mr. Laser Fart has at least some standards</quote> I think you just lived long enough to see yourself become the villain. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
masterplum 07/07/21 4:15:18 PM #53:	mnkboy907 posted... I think you just lived long enough to see yourself become the villain. Absolutely You whip yourself up a delicious chic-fil-a milkshake What flavor is it? A. Chocolate B. Vanilla C. Peach D. I think I am missing one --- https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BdWiElvIQAAQpBt.jpg <cite>masterplum posted [p:955844164] in This topic... [t:79552689]...</cite> <quote>mnkboy907 posted... </cite> <quote>I think you just lived long enough to see yourself become the villain.</quote> Absolutely You whip yourself up a delicious chic-fil-a milkshake What flavor is it? A. Chocolate B. Vanilla C. Peach D. I think I am missing one </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xeybozn 07/07/21 4:16:09 PM #54:	E: Chicken --- Congrats to 2020 GotD Guru champ azuarc! <cite>Xeybozn posted [p:955844196] in This topic... [t:79552689]...</cite> <quote>E: Chicken</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FFDragon 07/07/21 4:17:11 PM #55:	Xeybozn posted... E: Chicken --- If you wake up at a different time, in a different place, could you wake up as a different person? #theresafreakingghostafterus <cite>FFDragon posted [p:955844233] in This topic... [t:79552689]...</cite> <quote>Xeybozn posted... </cite> <quote>E: Chicken</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Underleveled 07/07/21 4:17:44 PM #56:	Mountain Dew Code Red --- darkx Games beaten in 2021 - 27; Most recent - Wario Land: Super Mario Land 3 <cite>Underleveled posted [p:955844261] in This topic... [t:79552689]...</cite> <quote>Mountain Dew Code Red </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
masterplum 07/07/21 4:18:04 PM #57:	You make yourself a chicken flavored milkshake using chicken extract you find in the cubboard. As you drink the milkshake you gaze at the sunset and think about how this milkshake could have been so much more delicious if you weren't a fucking moron --- https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BdWiElvIQAAQpBt.jpg <cite>masterplum posted [p:955844276] in This topic... [t:79552689]...</cite> <quote>You make yourself a chicken flavored milkshake using chicken extract you find in the cubboard. As you drink the milkshake you gaze at the sunset and think about how this milkshake could have been so much more delicious if you weren't a fucking moron </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mnkboy907 07/07/21 4:21:30 PM #58:	Lie down in the fetal position and cry yourself to sleep. --- Change is weird. <cite>mnkboy907 posted [p:955844383] in This topic... [t:79552689]...</cite> <quote>Lie down in the fetal position and cry yourself to sleep. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FFDragon 07/07/21 4:22:29 PM #59:	Use the chicken extract to make a fake chicken sandiwch --- If you wake up at a different time, in a different place, could you wake up as a different person? #theresafreakingghostafterus <cite>FFDragon posted [p:955844423] in This topic... [t:79552689]...</cite> <quote>Use the chicken extract to make a fake chicken sandiwch </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xeybozn 07/07/21 4:23:47 PM #60:	Call the police and turn yourself in for making the worst milkshake ever. --- Congrats to 2020 GotD Guru champ azuarc! <cite>Xeybozn posted [p:955844479] in This topic... [t:79552689]...</cite> <quote>Call the police and turn yourself in for making the worst milkshake ever.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Underleveled 07/07/21 4:28:19 PM #61:	FFDragon posted... Use the chicken extract to make a fake chicken sandiwch --- darkx Games beaten in 2021 - 27; Most recent - Wario Land: Super Mario Land 3 <cite>Underleveled posted [p:955844629] in This topic... [t:79552689]...</cite> <quote>FFDragon posted... </cite> <quote>Use the chicken extract to make a fake chicken sandiwch</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
masterplum 07/07/21 4:32:37 PM #62:	You decide to try to make a fake chicken sandwich instead using chicken extract. How exactly are you going to pull this off --- https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BdWiElvIQAAQpBt.jpg <cite>masterplum posted [p:955844774] in This topic... [t:79552689]...</cite> <quote>You decide to try to make a fake chicken sandwich instead using chicken extract. How exactly are you going to pull this off </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Underleveled 07/07/21 4:34:41 PM #63:	Inject a beef patty with chicken extract --- darkx Games beaten in 2021 - 27; Most recent - Wario Land: Super Mario Land 3 <cite>Underleveled posted [p:955844855] in This topic... [t:79552689]...</cite> <quote>Inject a beef patty with chicken extract </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FFDragon 07/07/21 4:34:55 PM #64:	You make sort of a meat loaf patty with all the extra bread, probably some onions, some of the chicken milkshake as a binder. Add a healthy dose of the extract, deep fry that sumbitch, put it on a bun and no one will be the wiser --- If you wake up at a different time, in a different place, could you wake up as a different person? #theresafreakingghostafterus <cite>FFDragon posted [p:955844868] in This topic... [t:79552689]...</cite> <quote>You make sort of a meat loaf patty with all the extra bread, probably some onions, some of the chicken milkshake as a binder. Add a healthy dose of the extract, deep fry that sumbitch, put it on a bun and no one will be the wiser </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xeybozn 07/07/21 4:36:21 PM #65:	FFDragon posted... You make sort of a meat loaf patty with all the extra bread, probably some onions, some of the chicken milkshake as a binder. Add a healthy dose of the extract, deep fry that sumbitch, put it on a bun and no one will be the wiser --- Congrats to 2020 GotD Guru champ azuarc! <cite>Xeybozn posted [p:955844922] in This topic... [t:79552689]...</cite> <quote>FFDragon posted...</cite> <quote>You make sort of a meat loaf patty with all the extra bread, probably some onions, some of the chicken milkshake as a binder. Add a healthy dose of the extract, deep fry that sumbitch, put it on a bun and no one will be the wiser </quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
masterplum 07/07/21 4:37:14 PM #66:	We're approaching the part of this where someone actually is going to have to make a roll to see if this works. I guess I'll just do the roll myself and you'll have to believe its real (I wouldn't lie about it because that would be dumb) --- https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BdWiElvIQAAQpBt.jpg <cite>masterplum posted [p:955844958] in This topic... [t:79552689]...</cite> <quote>We're approaching the part of this where someone actually is going to have to make a roll to see if this works. I guess I'll just do the roll myself and you'll have to believe its real (I wouldn't lie about it because that would be dumb) </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
masterplum 07/07/21 4:40:29 PM #67:	You head to the store to create your concotion, buy the ingredients and take it back to the shelled out chic-fil-a. As you head in the door you think about how cops definitely would be flooding this place if there wasn't the concern that doing so would invoke angry deus ex machina railroading complaints. As you finish up your sandwich and head back to the king you are stopped at the entrance of his palace. The guard stops you and demands to see the sandwich before you proceed in to ensure it isn't poisoned. --- https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BdWiElvIQAAQpBt.jpg <cite>masterplum posted [p:955845058] in This topic... [t:79552689]...</cite> <quote>You head to the store to create your concotion, buy the ingredients and take it back to the shelled out chic-fil-a. As you head in the door you think about how cops definitely would be flooding this place if there wasn't the concern that doing so would invoke angry deus ex machina railroading complaints. As you finish up your sandwich and head back to the king you are stopped at the entrance of his palace. The guard stops you and demands to see the sandwich before you proceed in to ensure it isn't poisoned. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mnkboy907 07/07/21 4:48:21 PM #68:	Seduce the guard --- Change is weird. <cite>mnkboy907 posted [p:955845308] in This topic... [t:79552689]...</cite> <quote>Seduce the guard </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xeybozn 07/07/21 4:49:27 PM #69:	Throw the sandwich at his face. --- Congrats to 2020 GotD Guru champ azuarc! <cite>Xeybozn posted [p:955845348] in This topic... [t:79552689]...</cite> <quote>Throw the sandwich at his face.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
_stingers_ 07/07/21 4:50:04 PM #70:	Laser Fart --- Congrats Black Turtle! <cite>_stingers_ posted [p:955845381] in This topic... [t:79552689]...</cite> <quote>Laser Fart </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnbobb 07/07/21 5:11:54 PM #71:	mnkboy907 posted... Seduce the guard --- Khal Kirby, warlord of the Super Star Khalasar PSN/Steam: CheddarBBQ https://goo.gl/Diw2hs <cite>Johnbobb posted [p:955846163] in This topic... [t:79552689]...</cite> <quote>mnkboy907 posted... </cite> <quote>Seduce the guard</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
masterplum 07/07/21 5:28:41 PM #72:	You make a seductive gesture at the guard. "Hey their sexy beast, just trying to get through to the king" The Guard looks intrigued. You seal the deal by... --- https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BdWiElvIQAAQpBt.jpg <cite>masterplum posted [p:955846707] in This topic... [t:79552689]...</cite> <quote>You make a seductive gesture at the guard. "Hey their sexy beast, just trying to get through to the king" The Guard looks intrigued. You seal the deal by... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mnkboy907 07/07/21 5:34:16 PM #73:	Giving him the rest of your milkshake --- Change is weird. <cite>mnkboy907 posted [p:955846860] in This topic... [t:79552689]...</cite> <quote>Giving him the rest of your milkshake </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Underleveled 07/07/21 5:43:28 PM #74:	Sending out your Jigglypuff and having it sing him to sleep --- darkx Games beaten in 2021 - 27; Most recent - Wario Land: Super Mario Land 3 <cite>Underleveled posted [p:955847184] in This topic... [t:79552689]...</cite> <quote>Sending out your Jigglypuff and having it sing him to sleep </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
xenosaga 07/07/21 5:52:15 PM #76:	Edit: Seal the deal by bragging about your doctorate. Definitely not just because I added 'Dr.' thinking that was already an established thing for some reason. --- thcam ruz elliw red <cite>xenosaga posted [p:955847490] in This topic... [t:79552689]...</cite> <quote> Edit: Seal the deal by bragging about your doctorate. Definitely not just because I added 'Dr.' thinking that was already an established thing for some reason. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xeybozn 07/07/21 5:57:06 PM #77:	xenosaga posted... Seal the deal by bragging about your doctorate. --- Congrats to 2020 GotD Guru champ azuarc! <cite>Xeybozn posted [p:955847667] in This topic... [t:79552689]...</cite> <quote>xenosaga posted...</cite> <quote>Seal the deal by bragging about your doctorate.</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mnkboy907 07/07/21 6:01:06 PM #78:	I change my answer to: letting him touch your pompadour. --- Change is weird. <cite>mnkboy907 posted [p:955847798] in This topic... [t:79552689]...</cite> <quote>I change my answer to: letting him touch your pompadour. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
masterplum 07/07/21 6:15:16 PM #81:	You brag about your doctorate degree. Roll To See guards personality 1,2 - Intelligent 3 - Indifferent 4 - 2 kool for skool The guards personality was Irritated, the guard rebuffs your advances and calls over other guards to help apprehend the trouble maker --- https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BdWiElvIQAAQpBt.jpg <cite>masterplum posted [p:955848251] in This topic... [t:79552689]...</cite> <quote>You brag about your doctorate degree. Roll To See guards personality 1,2 - Intelligent 3 - Indifferent 4 - 2 kool for skool The guards personality was Irritated, the guard rebuffs your advances and calls over other guards to help apprehend the trouble maker </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Underleveled 07/07/21 6:16:55 PM #82:	Luckily you were prepared for this. You whistle, and a pack of ninjas drop from the ceiling. --- darkx Games beaten in 2021 - 27; Most recent - Wario Land: Super Mario Land 3 <cite>Underleveled posted [p:955848304] in This topic... [t:79552689]...</cite> <quote>Luckily you were prepared for this. You whistle, and a pack of ninjas drop from the ceiling. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
_stingers_ 07/07/21 6:18:07 PM #83:	Activating fakenet --- Congrats Black Turtle! <cite>_stingers_ posted [p:955848346] in This topic... [t:79552689]...</cite> <quote>Activating fakenet </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
xenosaga 07/07/21 6:18:58 PM #84:	Put on your coolest sunglasses to win the guard over. --- thcam ruz elliw red <cite>xenosaga posted [p:955848378] in This topic... [t:79552689]...</cite> <quote>Put on your coolest sunglasses to win the guard over. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mnkboy907 07/07/21 6:22:10 PM #85:	Hey I saw the first post! --- Change is weird. <cite>mnkboy907 posted [p:955848466] in This topic... [t:79552689]...</cite> <quote>Hey I saw the first post! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
masterplum 07/07/21 6:28:32 PM #86:	mnkboy907 posted... Hey I saw the first post! Yeah I forgot what the dice were supposed to mean --- https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BdWiElvIQAAQpBt.jpg <cite>masterplum posted [p:955848656] in This topic... [t:79552689]...</cite> <quote>mnkboy907 posted... </cite> <quote>Hey I saw the first post!</quote> Yeah I forgot what the dice were supposed to mean </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xeybozn 07/07/21 6:51:15 PM #87:	Try to fly away by farting. --- Congrats to 2020 GotD Guru champ azuarc! <cite>Xeybozn posted [p:955849414] in This topic... [t:79552689]...</cite> <quote>Try to fly away by farting.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
_PandaMaster_ 07/07/21 6:52:55 PM #88:	Use your magic spoon to summon a bikini-clad goat. --- https://i.imgtc.ws/vSxmcbX.jpg https://i.imgtc.com/CrYnBhq.png https://imgur.com/Em9Xlbu [#Life&Hometown] https://i.imgtc.com/790csbr.jpg <cite>_PandaMaster_ posted [p:955849476] in This topic... [t:79552689]...</cite> <quote>Use your magic spoon to summon a bikini-clad goat. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Drakeryn 07/07/21 7:36:15 PM #89:	Underleveled posted... Luckily you were prepared for this. You whistle, and a pack of ninjas drop from the ceiling. --- another place and time, without a great divide, and we could be flying deadly high <cite>Drakeryn posted [p:955850939] in This topic... [t:79552689]...</cite> <quote>Underleveled posted...</cite> <quote>Luckily you were prepared for this. You whistle, and a pack of ninjas drop from the ceiling. </quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
masterplum 07/07/21 11:05:00 PM #90:	Whoops, got sucked into Heroes of might and magic 3 for hours. Going to go to bed soon and we'll pick up in the morning. You aren't just any man, you are Dr. Lazer Fart. What sort of imbecile thinks you aren't prepared for this? Years ago when you were training at the Shaolin School of Shao, the master gave you a sacred whistle which he told you to blow any time things got too dicey. You give a masterful "toot" and suddenly ninjas drop all around and start fighting the guards. You push open the doors to the kings chambers, and confront a raging king --- https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BdWiElvIQAAQpBt.jpg <cite>masterplum posted [p:955857773] in This topic... [t:79552689]...</cite> <quote>Whoops, got sucked into Heroes of might and magic 3 for hours. Going to go to bed soon and we'll pick up in the morning. You aren't just any man, you are Dr. Lazer Fart. What sort of imbecile thinks you aren't prepared for this? Years ago when you were training at the Shaolin School of Shao, the master gave you a sacred whistle which he told you to blow any time things got too dicey. You give a masterful "toot" and suddenly ninjas drop all around and start fighting the guards. You push open the doors to the kings chambers, and confront a raging king </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Drakeryn 07/07/21 11:06:03 PM #91:	give him the sandwich, of course! he's gonna love it! --- another place and time, without a great divide, and we could be flying deadly high <cite>Drakeryn posted [p:955857822] in This topic... [t:79552689]...</cite> <quote>give him the sandwich, of course! he's gonna love it!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
_PandaMaster_ 07/07/21 11:28:13 PM #92:	Freeze his burning heart with a cool island song. --- https://i.imgtc.ws/vSxmcbX.jpg https://i.imgtc.com/CrYnBhq.png https://imgur.com/Em9Xlbu [#Life&Hometown] https://i.imgtc.com/790csbr.jpg <cite>_PandaMaster_ posted [p:955858500] in This topic... [t:79552689]...</cite> <quote>Freeze his burning heart with a cool island song. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FFDragon 07/07/21 11:43:04 PM #93:	Present the faux chicken sandwich while dueting with Hootie in a tendercrisp bacon cheddar ranch remix --- If you wake up at a different time, in a different place, could you wake up as a different person? #theresafreakingghostafterus <cite>FFDragon posted [p:955858880] in This topic... [t:79552689]...</cite> <quote>Present the faux chicken sandwich while dueting with Hootie in a tendercrisp bacon cheddar ranch remix </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Yankees 07/07/21 11:53:46 PM #94:	Drakeryn posted... give him the sandwich, of course! he's gonna love it! --- http://myanimelist.net/profile/AntiquatedNotion <cite>Yankees posted [p:955859159] in This topic... [t:79552689]...</cite> <quote>Drakeryn posted... </cite> <quote>give him the sandwich, of course! he's gonna love it!</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnbobb 07/08/21 12:01:18 AM #95:	Drakeryn posted... give him the sandwich, of course! he's gonna love it! --- Khal Kirby, warlord of the Super Star Khalasar PSN/Steam: CheddarBBQ https://goo.gl/Diw2hs <cite>Johnbobb posted [p:955859336] in This topic... [t:79552689]...</cite> <quote>Drakeryn posted... </cite> <quote>give him the sandwich, of course! he's gonna love it!</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mnkboy907 07/08/21 12:56:07 AM #96:	Eat the sandwich in front of the king. --- Change is weird. <cite>mnkboy907 posted [p:955860544] in This topic... [t:79552689]...</cite> <quote>Eat the sandwich in front of the king. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
masterplum 07/08/21 8:08:04 AM #97:	You slam the sandwich down in front of the king. He takes his scepter in both hands when a flash of light blinds you. When you are able to regain your vision you see that he has transformed into a dragon. "I'll give you one more chance" he snarls --- https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BdWiElvIQAAQpBt.jpg <cite>masterplum posted [p:955866090] in This topic... [t:79552689]...</cite> <quote>You slam the sandwich down in front of the king. He takes his scepter in both hands when a flash of light blinds you. When you are able to regain your vision you see that he has transformed into a dragon. "I'll give you one more chance" he snarls </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MZero 07/08/21 8:16:56 AM #98:	Hit him with a laser fart --- MZero, to the extreme I never saw azuarc coming, but he won the Guru! <cite>MZero posted [p:955866252] in This topic... [t:79552689]...</cite> <quote>Hit him with a laser fart </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
_stingers_ 07/08/21 8:44:51 AM #99:	MZero posted... Hit him with a laser fart --- Congrats Black Turtle! <cite>_stingers_ posted [p:955866749] in This topic... [t:79552689]...</cite> <quote>MZero posted... </cite> <quote>Hit him with a laser fart</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
masterplum 07/08/21 8:52:33 AM #100:	I'm on my phone but you rolled an 11 You spin around and blast a laser back at the dragon. As you peak between your legs the dragon had an annoyed look. "Hilarious, but I wouldn't try that again" --- https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BdWiElvIQAAQpBt.jpg <cite>masterplum posted [p:955866869] in This topic... [t:79552689]...</cite> <quote>I'm on my phone but you rolled an 11 You spin around and blast a laser back at the dragon. As you peak between your legs the dragon had an annoyed look. "Hilarious, but I wouldn't try that again" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
hombad46 07/08/21 8:56:52 AM #101:	Create a meme displaying the king as the soyjak and yourself as the chad to settle the dispute --- "That's Engarde hairflip metal detector tier btw" -XIII_rocks <cite>hombad46 posted [p:955866948] in This topic... [t:79552689]...</cite> <quote>Create a meme displaying the king as the soyjak and yourself as the chad to settle the dispute </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
_stingers_ 07/08/21 9:13:52 AM #102:	Charge up a stronger laser Fart while distracting him with a monologue about the strangeness of his request being given for you personally as opposed to one of his many guards or servants --- Congrats Black Turtle! <cite>_stingers_ posted [p:955867324] in This topic... [t:79552689]...</cite> <quote>Charge up a stronger laser Fart while distracting him with a monologue about the strangeness of his request being given for you personally as opposed to one of his many guards or servants </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LiquidOshawott 07/08/21 9:25:22 AM #103:	Time to call in your own dragon, Juan Bond Jovi --- I live on, THROUGH THIS SEASHELL! VeryInsane's mobile account <cite>LiquidOshawott posted [p:955867578] in This topic... [t:79552689]...</cite> <quote>Time to call in your own dragon, Juan Bond Jovi </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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