Current Events > Martha Stewart grills her male staff with raunchy hot dog penis jokes

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https://nypost.com/2021/07/05/martha-stewart-grills-male-staff-with-hot-dog-penis-jokes/

Martha Stewart is packing plenty of innuendos about the male appendage into her new Discovery+ show, Martha Gets Down and Dirty. The hilarious episode Fire Up the Wieners revolves around Stewart leading a juicy hot dog and sausage grilling session with the help of her all-male staff before devolving into a raunchy conversation best saved for after dinner. So, how many of you call wieners, wieners? the domestic diva and entrepreneurial icon teasingly asks her grilling buddies: culinary director Thomas Joseph, creative director Kevin Sharkey and gardener Ryan McCallister. The arbiter of homemaker taste and unabashed thirst-trap queen then asks point-blank how the testosterone trio refers to their own male appendage. James Beard Award-winning chef Joseph blushes crimson and attempts to stutter out an answer before McCallister fails to save the day with a limp dick admission.

Unimpressed with their small responses, Stewart keeps riding the trio of men for a better answer while dining al fresco at her sprawling Bedford, New York, estate. Thats all you can come up with is dick and penis? an incredulous Stewart says, adding that shes not a fan of the term schlong. (She reveals to her bro squad that the term was a favorite of her ex-husband: I dont like that word.) After a little prodding and squirming in their seats, the fellas bashfully admit they do drop the C-word on occasion with Sharkey declaring, I think cock is the best. OK, so dick and cock, Stewart responds, clarifying that these are not cocks while surveying her lavish grilled-meat spread. At this point the camera flashes to a close-up photo of a colorful fowl species on Big Ms estate. The caption reads: This is a cock. At least one kind of cock. Stewart goes on to reveal that shes a fan of her pal Snoop Doggs kind of wiener one smothered with Velveeta cheese, honey mustard, sauerkraut and potato chips on top. Specifically noting the big wiener inside, Stewart then locks eyes with the camera and says, Hey Snoop, this dogs for you. Another instance of size mattering occurs when Sharkey is awarded a 6-foot-long hot dog on a platter for putting together the most appetizing plate during the barbecue. Kevin, is that the biggest wiener youve ever seen? Stewart coyly asks him. While tending to some meat on the grill, a deadpan Stewart also blurts out, thats called a squirter! when one dogs juice shoots through its casing, eliciting a giggle fit from chef Joseph. The legendary powerhouse also shares a bit of feminine advice with her male audience. Men, stop touching your wieners on the grill constantly you dont have to touch them all the time, she says, sparking yet more snickers.



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Convicted felon Martha Stewart?

At least she didn't kill someone like Snoop did.

respect men

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