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SaquonDaGod
06/27/21 7:46:59 PM
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nt
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Irony
06/27/21 7:47:17 PM
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This topic is racist

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SaquonDaGod
06/27/21 7:47:41 PM
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Irony posted...
This topic is racist
No its not
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Lost_All_Senses
06/27/21 7:48:14 PM
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Jesus was a Patriot. You shut your mouth.

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TerraSeeker
06/27/21 7:48:34 PM
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Yeah, we know. He was middle eastern. Probably pretty tan.

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Dark_SilverX
06/27/21 7:48:58 PM
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Jesus was chinese

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unnamedsoldier
06/27/21 7:49:33 PM
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He's been portrayed as white, black and even Asian

The truth is more likely he was olive skinned
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Solar_Crimson
06/27/21 7:49:41 PM
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Don't let the evangelicals hear you say that.

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armandro
06/27/21 7:56:53 PM
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Jesus was literally white
its literally in the bible

The Transfiguration

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pfh1001
06/27/21 7:57:04 PM
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As a Jew living in the Middle East, he was probably fairly tan.
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Zikten
06/27/21 7:58:01 PM
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Most likely he was nothing. Either his story is just pulled out of an ass, or it was based on multiple people who were preaching back then, and the story morphed them all into a single legendary man
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armandro
06/27/21 7:58:38 PM
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pfh1001 posted...
As a Jew living in the Middle East, he was probably fairly tan.
google pictures of middle eastern samaritan jews

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eston
06/27/21 7:58:39 PM
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armandro
06/27/21 7:59:12 PM
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eston posted...
Jesus didn't see color
Jesus could see without his eyes

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HannibalBarca3
06/27/21 8:00:11 PM
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Jesus was Illyrian

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MixedRaceBaby
06/27/21 8:00:38 PM
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Jesus was AMERICAN DAMMIT

ITS IN THE CONSTITUTION!!!

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AldousIsDead
06/27/21 8:02:30 PM
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I'm unconvinced Jesus existed. The historical evidence for the man is thin on the ground and flimsy to boot.

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g0ldie
06/27/21 8:03:22 PM
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what??

this painting I have totally mislead me!



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R1masher
06/27/21 8:03:28 PM
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armandro posted...
middle eastern samaritan jews

Jesus Christ! I just googled this and I was shocked, click this link and you could be shocked too

https://www.visitcompletecare.com/types-of-shock/


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armandro
06/27/21 8:04:34 PM
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MixedRaceBaby posted...
Jesus was AMERICAN DAMMIT

ITS IN THE CONSTITUTION!!!


PREACH BROTHER!!!
look at the red white and blue on him

God Bless American!!

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eston
06/27/21 8:04:43 PM
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g0ldie posted...
what??

this painting I have totally mislead me!

Why did you post a picture of Muhammad?

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AldousIsDead
06/27/21 8:05:42 PM
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In a dress, no less.

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g0ldie
06/27/21 8:05:50 PM
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eston posted...
Why did you post a picture of Muhammad?
oh no, I didn't mean to.

RIP

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RedJackson
06/27/21 8:11:12 PM
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g0ldie posted...
what??

this painting I have totally mislead me!



Fuck yeah, looks like @Shablagoo


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ButteryMales
06/27/21 8:11:12 PM
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Machete
06/27/21 8:28:49 PM
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Zikten posted...
was based on multiple people who were preaching back then, and the story morphed them all into a single legendary man


That is generally how it works with archetypal figures.
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Supernatural
06/27/21 9:14:12 PM
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Machete posted...
That is generally how it works with archetypal figures.
Yeah, but there is only 1 God and it only takes once.

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Shablagoo
06/27/21 11:50:18 PM
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RedJackson posted...
Fuck yeah, looks like @Shablagoo

I had to shave my head doe cuz of poverty, beard still dere doe

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Background_Guy
06/28/21 2:39:28 AM
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All the Jesuses I've met have been Mexican so I assume the original Jesus was as well.
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BB mofo
06/28/21 2:46:54 AM
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There was that Netflix movie "Messiah" about the Second Coming. The dude they picked to portray Jesus looked like an Arab underwear model with long flowing hair.

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Shablagoo
06/28/21 2:49:53 AM
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true dat playa

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g0ldie
06/28/21 2:52:22 AM
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BB mofo posted...
There was that Netflix movie "Messiah" about the Second Coming. The dude they picked to portray Jesus looked like an Arab underwear model with long flowing hair.
I kinda liked this show, and I was disappointed when it was cancelled.

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jpenny2
06/28/21 2:57:54 AM
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Green_Christ

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Xethuminra
06/28/21 2:59:36 AM
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Circa 300AD (roughly)

afaik, this remains the earliest known depiction of Christ
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sabrestorm
06/28/21 3:15:36 AM
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TerraSeeker posted...
Yeah, we know. He was middle eastern. Probably pretty tan.

exactly right
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armandro
06/28/21 3:19:07 AM
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His face shone like the sun, and his clothes became as white as the light.

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Smashingpmkns
06/28/21 3:19:12 AM
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Choco
06/29/21 4:03:22 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
Jesus was a Patriot. You shut your mouth.
lmao

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SF_Okami
06/29/21 4:04:59 PM
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We know what Jesus looks like because he was on Live PD once

https://youtu.be/hsciWLqg0vc

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weekoldhotdog
06/29/21 4:06:56 PM
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Maybe he's mexicano

Hey-sus

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Ivynn
06/29/21 4:10:09 PM
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g0ldie posted...
I kinda liked this show, and I was disappointed when it was cancelled.

Netflix cancels as often as they greenlight.

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Woodger
06/29/21 4:10:15 PM
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Dark_SilverX posted...
Jesus was chinese
Chinesus
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Shablagoo
06/29/21 11:49:31 PM
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SF_Okami posted...
We know what Jesus looks like because he was on Live PD once

https://youtu.be/hsciWLqg0vc

https://youtu.be/p_U9HECYIyU

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Machete
06/29/21 11:50:24 PM
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Supernatural posted...

Yeah, but there is only 1 God and it only takes once.


What?
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Biscotti
06/29/21 11:52:12 PM
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Zikten posted...
Either his story is just pulled out of an ass, or it was based on multiple people, and the story morphed them all into a single legendary man

is that an anime?


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armandro
06/30/21 3:47:52 AM
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Machete posted...
What?


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catboy
06/30/21 4:23:01 AM
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armandro posted...
I'm not xtian anymore but I like this

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Middle hope
06/30/21 6:14:07 AM
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Maybe he was white. Thats why he gained so much traction for standing out.

Judas didn't even need to point him out by kissing him. He could have just said "the white guy over there" but he wanted to smooch that sussy Christ one last time.

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