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nothanks1 06/23/21 1:08:14 PM #1:	Trump signs an agreement he's completely okay with it and you will not be legally responsible. It will also be broadcast on every channel all across the world <cite>nothanks1 posted [p:955348068] in $5000 but ... [t:79529515]...</cite> <quote>Trump signs an agreement he's completely okay with it and you will not be legally responsible. It will also be broadcast on every channel all across the world</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Proto_Spark 06/23/21 1:08:52 PM #2:	The only downside is that everyone in the world can see how weak my punch is. <cite>Proto_Spark posted [p:955348083] in $5000 but ... [t:79529515]...</cite> <quote>The only downside is that everyone in the world can see how weak my punch is. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Guide 06/23/21 1:09:10 PM #3:	I did not give you consent to make me this erect. --- evening main 2.4356848e+91 https://youtu.be/Acn5IptKWQU <cite>Guide posted [p:955348101] in $5000 but ... [t:79529515]...</cite> <quote>I did not give you consent to make me this erect. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Giant_Aspirin 06/23/21 1:09:13 PM #4:	get --- Playing: Yakuza 4 Remaster; Luigi's Mansion 3; Dead Cells; You see it your way, I'll see it mine and I'll be fine* <cite>Giant_Aspirin posted [p:955348104] in $5000 but ... [t:79529515]...</cite> <quote>*get </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nothanks1 06/23/21 1:10:29 PM #5:	Fuck! I forgot to make a downside <cite>nothanks1 posted [p:955348148] in $5000 but ... [t:79529515]...</cite> <quote>Fuck! I forgot to make a downside</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GGuirao13 06/23/21 1:10:41 PM #6:	Sign me up! --- Donald J. Trump--proof against government intelligence. <cite>GGuirao13 posted [p:955348156] in $5000 but ... [t:79529515]...</cite> <quote>Sign me up! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
teep_ 06/23/21 1:11:40 PM #7:	Proto_Spark posted... The only downside is that everyone in the world can see how weak my punch is. --- currently watching: 86 EIGHTY-SIX (Sub) <cite>teep_ posted [p:955348185] in $5000 but ... [t:79529515]...</cite> <quote>Proto_Spark posted...</cite> <quote>The only downside is that everyone in the world can see how weak my punch is.</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
roos1046 Reborn 06/23/21 1:12:29 PM #8:	Giant_Aspirin posted... get Bingo --- When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself. https://imgur.com/FoV5u <cite>roos1046 Reborn posted [p:955348217] in $5000 but ... [t:79529515]...</cite> <quote>Giant_Aspirin posted... </cite> <quote>get</quote> Bingo </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
creativerealms 06/23/21 1:27:13 PM #9:	$5000 max or per punch? --- Occam's razor: The simplest solution (answer) is most likely the right one <cite>creativerealms posted [p:955348827] in $5000 but ... [t:79529515]...</cite> <quote>$5000 max or per punch? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ZevLoveDOOM 06/23/21 1:28:38 PM #10:	cmon dawg, at least raise the stakes! 5k doesnt sound enough to punch that orange face! lol <cite>ZevLoveDOOM posted [p:955348888] in $5000 but ... [t:79529515]...</cite> <quote>cmon dawg, at least raise the stakes! 5k doesnt sound enough to punch that orange face! lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EyeWontBeFooled 06/23/21 1:30:11 PM #11:	Dare I live the American Dream? --- Welcome to the Brave New World of 1984! Current temp: Fahrenheit 451 It's never a bad day, and always a good night, so BE HAPPY and enjoy your stay! <cite>EyeWontBeFooled posted [p:955348950] in $5000 but ... [t:79529515]...</cite> <quote>Dare I live the American Dream? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AloneIBreak 06/23/21 1:30:20 PM #12:	No, because hed act like it didnt hurt and half the country would think Im a beta. --- CE's friendly neighborhood rationalist. <cite>AloneIBreak posted [p:955348954] in $5000 but ... [t:79529515]...</cite> <quote>No, because hed act like it didnt hurt and half the country would think Im a beta. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Tom Clark 06/23/21 1:30:45 PM #14:	I'm in, who do I pay the 5 grand to? --- https://imgur.com/6eF0W <cite>Tom Clark posted [p:955348975] in $5000 but ... [t:79529515]...</cite> <quote>I'm in, who do I pay the 5 grand to? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Korey 06/23/21 1:35:39 PM #16:	Y'all ain't imaginative enough. Trump got enough lies n delusion to spin this as something he was forced to do, or straight up ignore it. And even without that, plenty of krazy MAGAs with want you dead for laying a finger on the Don Lord, agreement or not. I'd take the money, but I don't live in 'Murrica to deal with the backlash. --- https://imgur.com/PpxZDof \| https://imgur.com/xMGLcGE https://imgur.com/nsBw6Sy \| https://imgtc.com/i/sBYBaew.png <cite>The_Korey posted [p:955349188] in $5000 but ... [t:79529515]...</cite> <quote>Y'all ain't imaginative enough. Trump got enough lies n delusion to spin this as something he was forced to do, or straight up ignore it. And even without that, plenty of krazy MAGAs with want you dead for laying a finger on the Don Lord, agreement or not. I'd take the money, but I don't live in 'Murrica to deal with the backlash. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mushroommetal 06/23/21 1:36:54 PM #17:	i would have to make people proud <cite>mushroommetal posted [p:955349234] in $5000 but ... [t:79529515]...</cite> <quote>i would have to make people proud</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mushroommetal 06/23/21 1:37:29 PM #18:	and fucking albuquerque doesn't fuck around with its bjj training, ya dig'? <cite>mushroommetal posted [p:955349255] in $5000 but ... [t:79529515]...</cite> <quote>and fucking albuquerque doesn't fuck around with its bjj training, ya dig'?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pepys Monster 06/23/21 1:46:27 PM #19:	Yes, and then I'd be famous and be offered TV deals and stuff. --- Ryzen 3700X \| Evga GTX 1070 Ti \| 16GB DDR4 3200 \| Crucial MX500 2TB <cite>Pepys Monster posted [p:955349594] in $5000 but ... [t:79529515]...</cite> <quote>Yes, and then I'd be famous and be offered TV deals and stuff. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NecroFoul99 06/23/21 1:54:39 PM #20:	Proto_Spark posted... The only downside is that everyone in the world can see how weak my punch is. Punch someone square on the nose? Theyll react. A child could punch him in the nose and hed react. ActuallyGreta nailing him square in the nose would be some thing Id pay $5k to seemaybe. --- If you have to lie to make your point, then you're just a liar who has no point. <cite>NecroFoul99 posted [p:955349892] in $5000 but ... [t:79529515]...</cite> <quote>Proto_Spark posted... </cite> <quote>The only downside is that everyone in the world can see how weak my punch is.</quote>Punch someone square on the nose? Theyll react. A child could punch him in the nose and hed react. ActuallyGreta nailing him square in the nose would be some thing Id pay $5k to seemaybe. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Solar_Crimson 06/23/21 1:56:15 PM #21:	AloneIBreak posted... No, because hed act like it didnt hurt and half the country would think Im a beta. You just gotta punch him hard enough to knock him out or at least break his nose. --- I often wonder if we are growing as a people... or in fact, regressing. <cite>Solar_Crimson posted [p:955349957] in $5000 but ... [t:79529515]...</cite> <quote>AloneIBreak posted... </cite> <quote>No, because hed act like it didnt hurt and half the country would think Im a beta.</quote>You just gotta punch him hard enough to knock him out or at least break his nose. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 06/23/21 1:56:53 PM #22:	Lol well fuck yeah --- Common sense baked a funk cookie - some dude <cite>Smackems posted [p:955349978] in $5000 but ... [t:79529515]...</cite> <quote>Lol well fuck yeah </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Aressar 06/23/21 2:02:30 PM #23:	I'd pay $5000 to punch him in the face in front of the entire world. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. <cite>Aressar posted [p:955350201] in $5000 but ... [t:79529515]...</cite> <quote>I'd pay $5000 to punch him in the face in front of the entire world. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NatsuSama 06/23/21 2:08:50 PM #24:	Sounds like a dream come true. I'd even do it for free provided I still get the no repercussions lol. --- WAAAH, I CAN'T BEAT THIS GUY WITH HIS TACTICS, I'M GONNA CALL IT SPAM AND CONDEMN HIM FOR USING IT <cite>NatsuSama posted [p:955350457] in $5000 but ... [t:79529515]...</cite> <quote>Sounds like a dream come true. I'd even do it for free provided I still get the no repercussions lol. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FarFromFields 06/23/21 2:10:07 PM #25:	He's not defending himself in any way? The old shit head might literally die, idk how I feel about punching a former president to death. --- Just because this life ain't easy, doesn't make it bad... <cite>FarFromFields posted [p:955350502] in $5000 but ... [t:79529515]...</cite> <quote>He's not defending himself in any way? The old shit head might literally die, idk how I feel about punching a former president to death. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
VerisimiIitude 06/23/21 2:12:28 PM #26:	Can I slap him instead? I can get pretty theatrical with a slap. --- Onyx87 Feel the love... <cite>VerisimiIitude posted [p:955350592] in $5000 but ... [t:79529515]...</cite> <quote>Can I slap him instead? I can get pretty theatrical with a slap. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Christian RULES 06/23/21 2:13:48 PM #27:	No, he doesn't deserve this after all he's done for America. wtf at this topic --- RIP Man Fan - Nine Years Strong - https://youtu.be/O8swXwLlgAI TRUMP 2024EVER - Promises Made! Promises Kept! #MAGA <cite>Christian RULES posted [p:955350637] in $5000 but ... [t:79529515]...</cite> <quote>No, he doesn't deserve this after all he's done for America. wtf at this topic </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NatsuSama 06/23/21 2:14:35 PM #28:	FarFromFields posted... He's not defending himself in any way? The old shit head might literally die, idk how I feel about punching a former president to death. He's a "big strong alpha" he can take whatever your throw at him! At least that's what cult 45 always tells everyone. --- WAAAH, I CAN'T BEAT THIS GUY WITH HIS TACTICS, I'M GONNA CALL IT SPAM AND CONDEMN HIM FOR USING IT <cite>NatsuSama posted [p:955350669] in $5000 but ... [t:79529515]...</cite> <quote>FarFromFields posted... </cite> <quote>He's not defending himself in any way? The old shit head might literally die, idk how I feel about punching a former president to death.</quote>He's a "big strong alpha" he can take whatever your throw at him! At least that's what cult 45 always tells everyone. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
inTaCtfuL 06/23/21 2:14:43 PM #29:	nothanks1 posted... Fuck! I forgot to make a downside The downside is that half the country is now after your ass after you struck their god. --- i7-3970X Extreme ~ Asus Rampage IV Extreme ~ 32 GB DDR3-2133 ~ 10 TB 7200RPM ~ 500 GB SSD ~ 690 x2 ~ 1200 W PSU Gold ~ <cite>inTaCtfuL posted [p:955350673] in $5000 but ... [t:79529515]...</cite> <quote>nothanks1 posted... </cite> <quote>Fuck! I forgot to make a downside</quote>The downside is that half the country is now after your ass after you struck their god. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SSJPurple 06/23/21 2:15:33 PM #30:	Where is the downside? Id punch him in the face for free lol --- Devil's Advocate <cite>SSJPurple posted [p:955350709] in $5000 but ... [t:79529515]...</cite> <quote>Where is the downside? Id punch him in the face for free lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Caution999 06/23/21 2:15:54 PM #31:	No deal --- "Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country." John F Kennedy <cite>Caution999 posted [p:955350721] in $5000 but ... [t:79529515]...</cite> <quote>No deal </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SSJPurple 06/23/21 2:16:44 PM #32:	inTaCtfuL posted... The downside is that half the country is now after your ass after you struck their god. I say bring it on. Imagine their stupid faces when they realize Republicans arent the only ones that have guns lmao --- Devil's Advocate <cite>SSJPurple posted [p:955350751] in $5000 but ... [t:79529515]...</cite> <quote>inTaCtfuL posted... </cite> <quote>The downside is that half the country is now after your ass after you struck their god.</quote> I say bring it on. Imagine their stupid faces when they realize Republicans arent the only ones that have guns lmao </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
deoxxys 06/23/21 2:18:28 PM #33:	inTaCtfuL posted... The downside is that half the country is now after your ass after you struck their god. Definetly not half the country, but this is still a legitimate concern. No legal repercussions and Trump consents to it as well? Fuck yeah give me the money, I'll punch the guy. --- twylite sprinkle http://tinyurl.com/jeqyas3 https://tinyurl.com/mgvx7h2 <cite>deoxxys posted [p:955350815] in $5000 but ... [t:79529515]...</cite> <quote>inTaCtfuL posted... </cite> <quote>The downside is that half the country is now after your ass after you struck their god.</quote>Definetly not half the country, but this is still a legitimate concern. No legal repercussions and Trump consents to it as well? Fuck yeah give me the money, I'll punch the guy. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NatsuSama 06/23/21 2:21:38 PM #34:	inTaCtfuL posted... The downside is that half the country is now after your ass after you struck their god. Not worried about them. I live in the DMV area. People from all creeds hate Trump in the DMV area. Bring it on, they will quickly learn Cult 45 isn't the only folks with guns. --- WAAAH, I CAN'T BEAT THIS GUY WITH HIS TACTICS, I'M GONNA CALL IT SPAM AND CONDEMN HIM FOR USING IT <cite>NatsuSama posted [p:955350930] in $5000 but ... [t:79529515]...</cite> <quote>inTaCtfuL posted... </cite> <quote>The downside is that half the country is now after your ass after you struck their god.</quote>Not worried about them. I live in the DMV area. People from all creeds hate Trump in the DMV area. Bring it on, they will quickly learn Cult 45 isn't the only folks with guns. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nemu 06/23/21 2:23:14 PM #35:	No because I hate being in the spotlight, so that's not worth it for any kind of notoriety. And that's assuming no "good ol' boys" retaliation. <cite>Nemu posted [p:955350989] in $5000 but ... [t:79529515]...</cite> <quote>No because I hate being in the spotlight, so that's not worth it for any kind of notoriety. And that's assuming no "good ol' boys" retaliation. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Arcanine2009 06/23/21 3:47:20 PM #36:	nah, I'll be hunted down by trump supporters --- Less is more. Everything you want, isn't everything you need. <cite>Arcanine2009 posted [p:955354211] in $5000 but ... [t:79529515]...</cite> <quote>nah, I'll be hunted down by trump supporters </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Aressar 06/23/21 4:35:23 PM #37:	VerisimiIitude posted... Can I slap him instead? I can get pretty theatrical with a slap. Ooh yeah, that's even better! Dumbasses who actually care about things like alpha status usually find being bitch-slapped in public to be insanely demeaning, especially if done by a guy. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. <cite>Aressar posted [p:955356021] in $5000 but ... [t:79529515]...</cite> <quote>VerisimiIitude posted... </cite> <quote>Can I slap him instead? I can get pretty theatrical with a slap.</quote> Ooh yeah, that's even better! Dumbasses who actually care about things like alpha status usually find being bitch-slapped in public to be insanely demeaning, especially if done by a guy. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
uwnim 06/23/21 4:37:40 PM #38:	Rather not get murdered by his cult. --- I want a pet Lavos Spawn. [Order of the Cetaceans: Phocoena dioptrica] <cite>uwnim posted [p:955356090] in $5000 but ... [t:79529515]...</cite> <quote>Rather not get murdered by his cult. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dark_SilverX 06/23/21 4:39:31 PM #39:	give me my dollars --- Resident Evil: Resistance is best Resident Evil. don't compare games to feces -- if you've an opinion worth mentioning, do so civilly <cite>Dark_SilverX posted [p:955356159] in $5000 but ... [t:79529515]...</cite> <quote>give me my dollars </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Trumble 06/23/21 5:36:39 PM #40:	Giant_Aspirin posted... get --- The word "Trumble" is not allowed in a signature. <cite>Trumble posted [p:955358068] in $5000 but ... [t:79529515]...</cite> <quote>Giant_Aspirin posted... </cite> <quote>get</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 06/23/21 5:37:36 PM #41:	Proto_Spark posted... The only downside is that everyone in the world can see how weak my punch is. Yrump would drop really easy, so you'd actually look alright. You're literally bunching out a 75 year old man. He would convince all his supporters that he won the fight tho. --- Name checks out "Try to talk and they ain't listening, but they'll point it out when you get ignorant" - Dreezy <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:955358106] in $5000 but ... [t:79529515]...</cite> <quote>Proto_Spark posted... </cite> <quote>The only downside is that everyone in the world can see how weak my punch is.</quote> Yrump would drop really easy, so you'd actually look alright. You're literally bunching out a 75 year old man. He would convince all his supporters that he won the fight tho. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
VitalGetPrank 06/23/21 6:40:06 PM #42:	nothanks1 posted... Trump signs an agreement he's completely okay with it and you will not be legally responsible. It will also be broadcast on every channel all across the world So whoever does it gets tortured/killed by his braindead cult. Hard pass. --- https://cdn.tuckbot.tv/jch13o.mp4 <cite>VitalGetPrank posted [p:955360136] in $5000 but ... [t:79529515]...</cite> <quote>nothanks1 posted... </cite> <quote>Trump signs an agreement he's completely okay with it and you will not be legally responsible. It will also be broadcast on every channel all across the world</quote>So whoever does it gets tortured/killed by his braindead cult. Hard pass. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AwesomeFawful 06/23/21 6:42:00 PM #43:	SSJPurple posted... Id punch him in the face for free --- "Socialism is when the government does stuff, and it's more socialism the more stuff it does, and when it does a real lot of stuff, that's communism!" <cite>AwesomeFawful posted [p:955360198] in $5000 but ... [t:79529515]...</cite> <quote>SSJPurple posted... </cite> <quote>Id punch him in the face for free</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Denizen_Of_Dark 06/23/21 6:43:21 PM #44:	no stipulations on how hard we need to punch.. perfect. ima giv trump a light tap then treat him to a big mac on me --- Official GRAVITY of gamefaqs Dark Souls boards. I believe I, too, have pooped your pants --- R1 Masher <cite>Denizen_Of_Dark posted [p:955360230] in $5000 but ... [t:79529515]...</cite> <quote>no stipulations on how hard we need to punch.. perfect. ima giv trump a light tap then treat him to a big mac on me </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 06/23/21 6:44:19 PM #45:	Gonna beat him like Jack beat Chaos --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs <cite>Turbam posted [p:955360263] in $5000 but ... [t:79529515]...</cite> <quote>Gonna beat him like Jack beat Chaos </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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