Current Events > Scenario: Chris Evans is outside your home and he wants to fight you.

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Kitt 06/05/21 8:14:36 AM #1:	He looks really and keeps saying things like, "I can do this all day!," "You ever wonder what it'd be like to be the most popular girl in school!?," and "You can't hide up there forever, pussy!" It doesn't seem like he's going to go away any time soon. What do you do? --- Come back in ten years. https://imgur.com/pmc9XsI https://imgur.com/p6Wfowq <cite>Kitt posted [p:954668852] in Scenario: ... [t:79496540]...</cite> <quote>He looks really and keeps saying things like, "I can do this all day!," "You ever wonder what it'd be like to be the most popular girl in school!?," and "You can't hide up there forever, pussy!" It doesn't seem like he's going to go away any time soon. What do you do? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Blue_Dream87 06/05/21 8:15:46 AM #2:	Nothing, one of my neighbors will prolly go down and fight him to shut him up. --- Peace Love Dope <cite>Blue_Dream87 posted [p:954668871] in Scenario: ... [t:79496540]...</cite> <quote>Nothing, one of my neighbors will prolly go down and fight him to shut him up. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nukazie 06/05/21 8:16:44 AM #3:	--- Life is just a journey from the maternity ward to the crematorium. <cite>Nukazie posted [p:954668881] in Scenario: ... [t:79496540]...</cite> <quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dat_Cracka_Jax 06/05/21 8:16:53 AM #4:	Attack his legs --- http://img826.imageshack.us/img826/8131/flame201010170949481638.jpg http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/5517/cateyes.gif Rams: 7-9 <cite>Dat_Cracka_Jax posted [p:954668884] in Scenario: ... [t:79496540]...</cite> <quote>Attack his legs </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Feline_Heart 06/05/21 8:17:27 AM #5:	I dare him to grind on a set of messed up old rails on his skateboard and watch him fail and burst into a bunch of coins --- Pickles the Drummer, doodily doo, dingdong doodlily doodily doo <cite>Feline_Heart posted [p:954668891] in Scenario: ... [t:79496540]...</cite> <quote>I dare him to grind on a set of messed up old rails on his skateboard and watch him fail and burst into a bunch of coins </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MorbidFaithless 06/05/21 8:17:50 AM #6:	assumes position --- walk like thunder <cite>MorbidFaithless posted [p:954668896] in Scenario: ... [t:79496540]...</cite> <quote>assumes position </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
darkmaian23 06/05/21 8:17:53 AM #7:	Nukazie posted... I have to ask: what the hell is that? <cite>darkmaian23 posted [p:954668897] in Scenario: ... [t:79496540]...</cite> <quote>Nukazie posted... </cite> <quote></quote>I have to ask: what the hell is that? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bulletproofvita 06/05/21 8:19:21 AM #8:	The only thing separating me from her is the two minutes it's gonna take to kick your ass --- I don't do signatures. <cite>bulletproofvita posted [p:954668920] in Scenario: ... [t:79496540]...</cite> <quote>The only thing separating me from her is the two minutes it's gonna take to kick your ass </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nukazie 06/05/21 8:19:38 AM #9:	darkmaian23 posted... I have to ask: what the hell is that? i've no idea, just got it from some meme websight --- Life is just a journey from the maternity ward to the crematorium. <cite>Nukazie posted [p:954668924] in Scenario: ... [t:79496540]...</cite> <quote>darkmaian23 posted... </cite> <quote>I have to ask: what the hell is that?</quote>i've no idea, just got it from some meme websight </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bulletproofvita 06/05/21 8:20:21 AM #10:	Nukazie posted... websight nods --- I don't do signatures. <cite>bulletproofvita posted [p:954668935] in Scenario: ... [t:79496540]...</cite> <quote>Nukazie posted... </cite> <quote>websight</quote>nods </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xethuminra 06/05/21 8:20:42 AM #11:	Youre obsessed with me. <cite>Xethuminra posted [p:954668941] in Scenario: ... [t:79496540]...</cite> <quote>Youre obsessed with me. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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b_hamnite 06/05/21 8:32:56 AM #13:	I tell him Bucky's being held hostage by Hydra 3 doors down. --- I miss the days when you could bring a game home and play, no updates to wait for. Now, get off my lawn. <cite>b_hamnite posted [p:954669144] in Scenario: ... [t:79496540]...</cite> <quote>I tell him Bucky's being held hostage by Hydra 3 doors down. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KStateKing17 06/05/21 8:40:56 AM #14:	Shoot him --- The 17th King of the State of K <cite>KStateKing17 posted [p:954669266] in Scenario: ... [t:79496540]...</cite> <quote>Shoot him </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Letron_James 06/05/21 8:44:17 AM #15:	Left jab, duck, right hook to kidney, jab, uppercut ko --- Ask me if I would eat da booty. <cite>Letron_James posted [p:954669315] in Scenario: ... [t:79496540]...</cite> <quote>Left jab, duck, right hook to kidney, jab, uppercut ko </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Raikuro 06/05/21 8:47:21 AM #16:	Lick the whipped cream off <cite>Raikuro posted [p:954669360] in Scenario: ... [t:79496540]...</cite> <quote>Lick the whipped cream off </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vicious_Dios 06/05/21 8:47:27 AM #17:	CalypsoDoom posted... Is that the really religious one If so, throw a cfa sandwich to distract him and run Emergency pocket sandwiches ftw --- S / K / Y / N / E <cite>Vicious_Dios posted [p:954669363] in Scenario: ... [t:79496540]...</cite> <quote>CalypsoDoom posted... </cite> <quote>Is that the really religious one If so, throw a cfa sandwich to distract him and run</quote> Emergency pocket sandwiches ftw </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Trelve 06/05/21 8:48:00 AM #18:	Are we talking Chris Evans the DJ or Chris Evans the actor? <cite>Trelve posted [p:954669372] in Scenario: ... [t:79496540]...</cite> <quote>Are we talking Chris Evans the DJ or Chris Evans the actor? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Conception616 06/05/21 8:55:25 AM #19:	CalypsoDoom posted... Is that the really religious one I think that is Chris Pratt. --- Ain't no mystery god, peace to the true and living. I Self Lord And Master. <cite>Conception616 posted [p:954669486] in Scenario: ... [t:79496540]...</cite> <quote>CalypsoDoom posted... </cite> <quote>Is that the really religious one </quote> I think that is Chris Pratt. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kitt 06/05/21 9:03:34 AM #20:	Trelve posted... Are we talking Chris Evans the DJ or Chris Evans the actor? The actor that's best known for the hit movie "The Perfect Score". --- Come back in ten years. https://imgur.com/pmc9XsI https://imgur.com/p6Wfowq <cite>Kitt posted [p:954669637] in Scenario: ... [t:79496540]...</cite> <quote>Trelve posted... </cite> <quote>Are we talking Chris Evans the DJ or Chris Evans the actor?</quote>The actor that's best known for the hit movie "The Perfect Score". </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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PMarth2002 06/05/21 9:26:11 AM #22:	darkmaian23 posted... I have to ask: what the hell is that? its from an extremely terrible anime called Chargeman Ken. We're talking worse than The Room levels of bad. --- They have taken untold millions that they never toiled to earn But without our brain and muscle not a single wheel can turn <cite>PMarth2002 posted [p:954670034] in Scenario: ... [t:79496540]...</cite> <quote>darkmaian23 posted... </cite> <quote>I have to ask: what the hell is that?</quote> its from an extremely terrible anime called Chargeman Ken. We're talking worse than The Room levels of bad. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 06/05/21 9:35:39 AM #23:	Dempsey roll --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs <cite>Turbam posted [p:954670245] in Scenario: ... [t:79496540]...</cite> <quote>Dempsey roll </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zazabar 06/05/21 11:26:26 AM #24:	He looks really? --- http://steamcommunity.com/id/killer2001 You'll see...I'll still be Andy's favorite toy. >:) <cite>Zazabar posted [p:954672753] in Scenario: ... [t:79496540]...</cite> <quote>He looks really? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DeadBankerDream 06/05/21 11:31:05 AM #25:	I throw UnfairRepresent at him and make my escape. --- "That thick shaft that causes women to shudder!" <cite>DeadBankerDream posted [p:954672880] in Scenario: ... [t:79496540]...</cite> <quote>I throw UnfairRepresent at him and make my escape. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
g0ldie 06/05/21 11:31:07 AM #26:	--- https://imgur.com/mApEnf3 <cite>g0ldie posted [p:954672883] in Scenario: ... [t:79496540]...</cite> <quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SSJKirby 06/05/21 11:31:36 AM #27:	call the police --- Not changing this signature until Beyond Good and Evil 2 is in my hand. August 25th, 2010. <cite>SSJKirby posted [p:954672898] in Scenario: ... [t:79496540]...</cite> <quote>call the police </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dakimakura 06/05/21 11:40:11 AM #28:	Joke is on him, I never leave my house. --- https://imgur.com/ca2qBa1 ^My wife <cite>Dakimakura posted [p:954673129] in Scenario: ... [t:79496540]...</cite> <quote>Joke is on him, I never leave my house. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ScazarMeltex 06/05/21 11:41:46 AM #29:	I go fight him. I mean the worst that is gonna happen is I get beat up. --- "If you wish to converse with me define your terms" Voltaire <cite>ScazarMeltex posted [p:954673172] in Scenario: ... [t:79496540]...</cite> <quote>I go fight him. I mean the worst that is gonna happen is I get beat up. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zodd3224 06/05/21 11:42:18 AM #30:	Calm him down by speaking Bostonian to him --- https://imgur.com/a/X14Jka4 <cite>Zodd3224 posted [p:954673191] in Scenario: ... [t:79496540]...</cite> <quote>Calm him down by speaking Bostonian to him </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ZevLoveDOOM 06/05/21 11:43:11 AM #31:	i throw a bunch of Marvel DVDs at him... <cite>ZevLoveDOOM posted [p:954673211] in Scenario: ... [t:79496540]...</cite> <quote>i throw a bunch of Marvel DVDs at him... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
brestugo 06/05/21 12:03:01 PM #32:	He's from Boston. Could do it myself, but I know people who'd pay for the privilege. --- Not everyone is suitable to kill a lion - Maasai proverb. <cite>brestugo posted [p:954673778] in Scenario: ... [t:79496540]...</cite> <quote>He's from Boston. Could do it myself, but I know people who'd pay for the privilege. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zodd3224 06/05/21 12:17:47 PM #33:	brestugo posted... He's from Boston. Could do it myself, but I know people who'd pay for the privilege. Town he is from is actually further away from Boston than mine is but close enough for non Massholes to consider Boston I suppose. --- https://imgur.com/a/X14Jka4 <cite>Zodd3224 posted [p:954674176] in Scenario: ... [t:79496540]...</cite> <quote>brestugo posted... </cite> <quote>He's from Boston. Could do it myself, but I know people who'd pay for the privilege.</quote> Town he is from is actually further away from Boston than mine is but close enough for non Massholes to consider Boston I suppose. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FigureOfSpeech 06/05/21 12:22:38 PM #34:	I have 4 machetes --- "I just thought you knew something I didn't..." "I did know something I didn't! But it wasn't that!" <cite>FigureOfSpeech posted [p:954674312] in Scenario: ... [t:79496540]...</cite> <quote>I have 4 machetes</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Current Events > Scenario: Chris Evans is outside your home and he wants to fight you. (+) Yeah! (+)

Current Events > Scenario: Chris Evans is outside your home and he wants to fight you.