Poll of the Day > Gonna poop at work today

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Gonna get paid to poop

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prove it

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I've only ever done that at work a few times over like 2 decades, and that's because the places I was working at the times had beautiful and super clean bathrooms.

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I love the idea of getting paid to shit, but I also hate the idea of using the same toilet as any of my coworkers. I refuse to sit my ass on public porcelain.

My poop schedule has shifted over time and now I poop every single day at work when previously it was always an hour or two after clocking out. There are very few bathrooms around my work area so I've had to poop in the girls bathroom a couple of times. Before the pandemic I tried to make it my goal to poop in every bathroom in the building but new regulations make that more difficult. I know I've pooped in most of them at this point but I bet some higher up has like a button under their desk that leads to a secret golden bathroom for his or her buttocks only. Sorry for the long post, I had a lot to get off my chest (and bowels).

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I did when they had to remove the toilet to redo the flooring in my bathroom. It turned out that ages ago when the closet was converted to a bathroom in this 100 year old farmhouse that whoever installed the pipes just cut through a floor joist without properly reinforcing it, so the floor had to come out entirely to fix that, and to reposition the drain pipe because it was too close to the wall for a standard toilet.

I could have used one of my roommate's bathrooms, but I really hated the idea of inconveniencing them or potentially stinking up their bathroom.

On the plus side, I now have a really nice toilet that flushes so much better and quieter than the old one, and the new floor looks totally amazing and is solid as a rock now.

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SilentSeph posted...

My poop schedule has shifted over time and now I poop every single day at work when previously it was always an hour or two after clocking out. There are very few bathrooms around my work area so I've had to poop in the girls bathroom a couple of times. Before the pandemic I tried to make it my goal to poop in every bathroom in the building but new regulations make that more difficult. I know I've pooped in most of them at this point but I bet some higher up has like a button under their desk that leads to a secret golden bathroom for his or her buttocks only. Sorry for the long post, I had a lot to get off my chest (and bowels).

well since this topic is entirely about poop I saw this ad on youtube about a product called ZuPoo

they emphasize the poop frequently and rigorously state that the human body contains like 25 pounds of poo at any one time and that you should get rid of it

so since you like to poop so much, maybe this would aid you in doing so

I just take Plexus BioCleanse because my mom is a Plexushead

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Thank you for the recommendation. With this, I can at least shoot for a state-wide toilet conquest

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duke it out!

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No, but I lack the other thing required.

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No. I use to drink strong coffee in the mornings and then get stuck on the can for 15 minutes. Someone would always come and jiggle the door knob and i swear to god it was one of the worst feelings in the world.

Youd sit there and start letting one rip and then youd see and hear the knob jiggling. it was like wtf man im trying my best here

The boss makes a quarter and I make a dime
thats why I poop on company time

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hockey7318 posted...

I love the idea of getting paid to shit, but I also hate the idea of using the same toilet as any of my coworkers. I refuse to sit my ass on public porcelain.

This is why you hover. Never touching the seat and great for the abdominals.

Ive gotten paid to hypnox

Firewood18 posted...

The boss makes a dollar and I make a dime
thats why I poop on company time

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Not today.

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MICHALECOLE posted...

Ive gotten paid to hypnox

Is that what they call a 'money shot'?

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Poopin at work cuz boss makes a dollar and I make a dime

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I peed at work today.

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captpackrat posted...

I peed at work today.

I pee at work like 5-7 times total usually.
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Not today.

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When I worked at a hospital I found a nice and quiet secret bathroom, and it became my poop place

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Mead posted...

When I worked at a hospital I found a nice and quiet secret bathroom, and it became my poop place

In the morgue?

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captpackrat posted...

In the morgue?

no I didnt want to be known as the CNA that sneaks off to the morgue every shift

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