Current Events > Scenario: Someone accidentally hired you a male escort for the day

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UnfairRepresent 05/05/21 5:14:59 PM #1:	He was supposed to be hired for a girl who has the same name as you and lives in a different town with the same name as yours. But there was a screwup and he got sent to you instead. When it becomes clear that you're confused by his good natured and slightly flirtatious presence as he follows you around, the mask drops and he says "Hey buddy, I'm not paid by the hour. If I don't spend the day with you I don't get my commission. So like it or not I'm escorting ya. Whatever you're doing." How do you react? What do you do? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:953593413] in Scenario: ... [t:79443124]...</cite> <quote>He was supposed to be hired for a girl who has the same name as you and lives in a different town with the same name as yours. But there was a screwup and he got sent to you instead. When it becomes clear that you're confused by his good natured and slightly flirtatious presence as he follows you around, the mask drops and he says "Hey buddy, I'm not paid by the hour. If I don't spend the day with you I don't get my commission. So like it or not I'm escorting ya. Whatever you're doing." How do you react? What do you do? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
IShall_Run_Amok 05/05/21 5:16:33 PM #2:	Do my job for me while I take a shit, sexy guy. Might be a while. --- Oh look, what clever children! See them study, watch them learn! How I hate those goody-goodies! How they make my stomach turn! <cite>IShall_Run_Amok posted [p:953593467] in Scenario: ... [t:79443124]...</cite> <quote>Do my job for me while I take a shit, sexy guy. Might be a while. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PMarth2002 05/05/21 5:25:30 PM #3:	He can hang out in his car and fuck around on his phone or something, i'm not hanging out with some random dude i don't know. I won't tell his boss --- You load sixteen tons, what do you get? Another day older and deeper in debt <cite>PMarth2002 posted [p:953593778] in Scenario: ... [t:79443124]...</cite> <quote>He can hang out in his car and fuck around on his phone or something, i'm not hanging out with some random dude i don't know. I won't tell his boss </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 05/06/21 5:32:26 AM #4:	IShall_Run_Amok posted... Do my job for me while I take a shit, sexy guy. Might be a while. I hope your job Isn't complicated --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:953611816] in Scenario: ... [t:79443124]...</cite> <quote>IShall_Run_Amok posted... </cite> <quote>Do my job for me while I take a shit, sexy guy. Might be a while.</quote>I hope your job Isn't complicated </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mattfrank 05/06/21 5:34:20 AM #5:	I will explore every region of his body. --- US 3ds FC:Bafflin 0533-4048-3637 Jpn 3ds FC:Mattfrank 3909-8121-4346 <cite>mattfrank posted [p:953611838] in Scenario: ... [t:79443124]...</cite> <quote>I will explore every region of his body. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nfearurspecimn 05/06/21 5:36:41 AM #6:	I'd call the cops as say he's harassing me. --- Wake up. You have to wake up. currently a preta/hungry ghost Dai Grepher: I was wrong. My entire theory is incorrect. Zero Mission IS a remake of Metroid. <cite>nfearurspecimn posted [p:953611861] in Scenario: ... [t:79443124]...</cite> <quote>I'd call the cops as say he's harassing me. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
jumi 05/06/21 5:38:28 AM #7:	Fuck his brains out. --- XBL Gamertag: Rob Thorsman Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/robertvsilvers <cite>jumi posted [p:953611885] in Scenario: ... [t:79443124]...</cite> <quote>Fuck his brains out. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ZevLoveDOOM 05/06/21 5:39:49 AM #8:	offer him a beer for the trouble. <cite>ZevLoveDOOM posted [p:953611903] in Scenario: ... [t:79443124]...</cite> <quote>offer him a beer for the trouble. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RiKuToTheMiGhtY 05/06/21 5:41:29 AM #9:	Would just abandon him after getting in my car to go to work or going home from work. If he annoyed me too much I would call the police and have him arrested for stalking/harassment. --- doa-plus.com - We Press Forward. . . By Pressing Back. <cite>RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted [p:953611918] in Scenario: ... [t:79443124]...</cite> <quote>Would just abandon him after getting in my car to go to work or going home from work. If he annoyed me too much I would call the police and have him arrested for stalking/harassment. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DepreceV2 05/06/21 5:42:07 AM #10:	Thats not my problem. Leave me the fuck alone. --- Reminder: On March 2nd, 2021, Texas removed mask mandates and allowed 100% capacity for businesses. <cite>DepreceV2 posted [p:953611930] in Scenario: ... [t:79443124]...</cite> <quote>Thats not my problem. Leave me the fuck alone. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BloodMoon7 05/06/21 5:44:51 AM #11:	"Punch my back really hard. Don't stop punching me even if I tell you to stop. If you stop, I'm calling the authorities." --- My maid will hear about this. <cite>BloodMoon7 posted [p:953611959] in Scenario: ... [t:79443124]...</cite> <quote>"Punch my back really hard. Don't stop punching me even if I tell you to stop. If you stop, I'm calling the authorities." </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Artillatron8 05/06/21 5:58:06 AM #12:	Tell him I'm not a * then shoot his ass for trespassing. --- http://i.imgtc.com/KKyDc7U.jpg http://tinyurl.com/jbo59ns http://i.imgtc.com/B1BKTJ2.jpg http://i.imgtc.com/F9SQCMi.jpg <cite>Artillatron8 posted [p:953612133] in Scenario: ... [t:79443124]...</cite> <quote>Tell him I'm not a * then shoot his ass for trespassing. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Frizzurd 05/06/21 9:40:24 AM #13:	I'm not into muscular men with facial hair. Having sex with someone who is only doing it for pay, is also a huge turn off. I'd tell him it's a mix up, and that he better leave. <cite>Frizzurd posted [p:953616099] in Scenario: ... [t:79443124]...</cite> <quote>I'm not into muscular men with facial hair. Having sex with someone who is only doing it for pay, is also a huge turn off. I'd tell him it's a mix up, and that he better leave. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jiek_Fafn 05/06/21 9:43:02 AM #14:	Day at the zoo! --- PSN: Jiek <cite>Jiek_Fafn posted [p:953616179] in Scenario: ... [t:79443124]...</cite> <quote>Day at the zoo! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
uwnim 05/06/21 9:45:39 AM #15:	Depends on if it is a day I'm working or not. If I'm working, well I can't have him follow me to work. --- I want a pet Lavos Spawn. [Order of the Cetaceans: Phocoena dioptrica] <cite>uwnim posted [p:953616243] in Scenario: ... [t:79443124]...</cite> <quote>Depends on if it is a day I'm working or not. If I'm working, well I can't have him follow me to work. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TendoDRM 05/06/21 9:45:53 AM #16:	Tell him he should probably just go find the woman he was hired to escort, obviously. --- Cel Damage! Tonight at 8:00! <cite>TendoDRM posted [p:953616246] in Scenario: ... [t:79443124]...</cite> <quote>Tell him he should probably just go find the woman he was hired to escort, obviously. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xavier_On_High 05/06/21 9:49:15 AM #17:	He's getting an all expenses paid trip to Chocolate Town. It's the new candy-themed amusement park near me. I've been dying to go for weeks. --- http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltnafhjcUz1qmxswbo1_500.gif <cite>Xavier_On_High posted [p:953616339] in Scenario: ... [t:79443124]...</cite> <quote>He's getting an all expenses paid trip to Chocolate Town. It's the new candy-themed amusement park near me. I've been dying to go for weeks. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 05/07/21 8:40:41 AM #18:	TendoDRM posted... Tell him he should probably just go find the woman he was hired to escort, obviously. You and he don't know about that --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:953651276] in Scenario: ... [t:79443124]...</cite> <quote>TendoDRM posted... </cite> <quote>Tell him he should probably just go find the woman he was hired to escort, obviously.</quote>You and he don't know about that </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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